My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 98 Shut up
Daoist Qingfeng knew that he had revealed his secrets when he heard the title. It is estimated that Xiao Luo already knew the fact that the king is his master when they were reunited in Sanya before?
"Well, I can't tell. Maybe he was sent to another space." After all, he is a powerful demon. Even if this tree spirit has thousands of years of cultivation, he would not dare to be so presumptuous. The king is isolated.
"Xiao Luo, the Daoist said just now that the woods will produce a confusing smell under the sun during the day, and the stronger the strength, the greater the impact." Ling Su took a clean handkerchief and was busy wiping the boy's sweat .
Xiao Luo nodded thoughtfully, "Maybe by the time we find an exit to leave here, Master and Ling Xuan will already be waiting for us outside."
"Does the priest know how to leave?" Ling Su asked.
Daoist Qingfeng frowned in embarrassment: "Theoretically speaking, this place is a different space created by the tree spirit. Once it dies, this place will be destroyed automatically."
"Is it because of this inner alchemy?" Xiao Luo took out the green bead from his pocket, the inner alchemy was wrapped in the lustrous light full of vitality, and lay quietly in his palm.
In order to return to his body earlier, he took a lot of advanced inner alchemy, but now that the ball system is gone, this inner alchemy is actually quite tasteless to him.
"Maybe." Qingfeng Daoist said uncertainly.
"Try it?" Xiao Luo asked hesitantly.
Seeing the situation, Ling Su quickly stopped the two guys who were planning to mess around, and said: "Put away your things first, Xiao Luo, and you, Daoist, sit back in your seat too. I'll drive around here first to have a look." Is there an exit?"
Xiao Luo felt that his family's Ling Xiaosu's face could not be brushed off, so he stuffed the inner alchemy back into his pocket, sat down obediently in the passenger seat, and put on his seat belt.
Perhaps it was because [Lucense] finally worked, Ling Su actually found the exit, when the tunnel-like opening appeared in front of him, even Daoist Qingfeng couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
It only took a while to rush out of the darkness and come into the sunlight. After the off-road vehicle drove out of the cave, Xiao Luo looked back and found that the exit had disappeared, and they returned to the bare woods again.
He immediately used his gaze skill to check around and found that the trees had returned to normal.
Not far away, two people fell to the ground.
"Looks like Master and Ling Xuan?"
"Don't worry, wait until I drive the car over." Ling Su hurriedly grabbed the young man who wanted to rush out without even taking off his seat belt, and smiled helplessly.
Xiao Luoan sat down peacefully, not daring to mess around again.
"It really is Master and Ling Xuan!" After approaching, Xiao Luo was excited. To be on the safe side, he still wore a gas mask and got out of the car, and together with Ling Su, they moved people into the car.
"The big lazy cat is sleeping very deeply." Daoist Qingfeng checked the situation of the two of them, and he was relieved when he found that they had just passed out. "Xiao Luo, let's go back to the nearby town first."
He wanted to say that he could go to the Shushan sect, but the sect has regulations: outsiders are not allowed to enter, especially... demons.
So he and the king have known each other for many years, and they always send text messages and make phone calls when they have something to do. When the other party says hello, he will be there whenever they are called. After all——
The king is the creditor of their Shushan faction.
"I'm a little hungry, let's find an open place to stop the car and have something to eat?" Xiao Luo touched his obviously deflated belly, and said with some embarrassment, although the previous breakfast was very rich, but this time It was already 12:30 in a while.
"That makes sense!" Daoist Qingfeng nodded without changing his expression. When it comes to hunger, he is the one who suffers the most. He has not had a drop of water for several days and nights, and now he is so thin that he is out of shape.
"Master Dao, there is drinking water and food in the trunk." Ling Su quickly found a place with flat terrain and high visibility, parked the car, and first stuffed Xiao Luo with an insulated box and a box of pure milk, "Maybe It's getting cold, let's just eat it, I'll make a fire."
Xiao Luo opened the lid ignorantly, and when he saw it, he was amazed: a whole box of rice wrapped in seaweed!This thing was meant to be eaten cold, but it looked like his family Ling Xiaosu rushed to make it early in the morning.
"Ling Xiaosu, do you eat?" Wearing disposable gloves, Xiao Luo grabbed a piece of kimbap and studied it carefully: cucumbers, meat floss, carrots, crab sticks, and salad dressing were all common ingredients, but... delicious!
It must be because of being hungry.
Oh no, it must be because... Ling Xiaosu made it himself!
"You eat first. I'm not hungry yet." Ling Su shook his head slightly. He had already gathered local materials, started a fire, and prepared to boil a pot of boiling water.
"How can you not be hungry." Xiao Luo muttered in a low voice, and directly stuffed a piece of kimbap into the other's mouth, and said with a smile, "Eat together, it's delicious."
"Little Luo, why don't we exchange?" Daoist Qingfeng suggested with a smile while holding mineral water in one hand and compressed biscuits in the other.
Xiao Luo smiled back and shook his head firmly: "No change!"
Daoist was shocked and hid aside to fill his stomach.
"Ling Xiaosu, my master should be fine, right?" Xiao Luo squatted beside Ling Su, watching him busy, feeding him something to eat from time to time.
"No, he's so powerful, and he's a big monster, that dryad is no match for him at all." Ling Su was worthy of being the leader in survival in the wild.
"I'm worried that Master will feel ashamed when he wakes up, and he was actually plotted against. But Ling Xiaoxuan may be even more ashamed, after all, when he rushed out before... He was so arrogant." Xiao Luo sucked hard while speaking. He took a sip of milk, then moved the straw to Ling Su's mouth, and urged, "Try it, isn't the taste a bit strange?"
Ling Su took a sip, puzzled: "What's so strange?"
"Indirect kissing, hehehe." Xiao Luo smiled without shame, his brows and eyes crooked, and he seemed to be in a very good mood.
Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry: This kid is so clueless, he can enjoy every little thing for a long time.
"The last piece of kimbap left, Ling Xiaosu, I'll give it to you..."
Just as Xiao Luo was talking, he saw a white and slender hand reaching out and taking away the last piece of rice in his insulated box. He looked up dumbfounded, and watched the king stuff the rice into his mouth like a normal person, chewing twice, and then—
Looking at him with no change in his face, he asked, "Is there anything else?"
"Master, it's gone." Xiao Luo replied blankly.
The king raised his eyebrows slightly, stretched out his finger and flicked the boy's forehead lightly: "What are you doing cursing your master?"
"Master!" Xiao Luo burst into tears, hugged the baby-faced young man, and cried excitedly, "Master, woo woo woo, fortunately you are fine, I was almost scared to death by you, you said you are so capable How could a person like me be plotted against by the tree spirit!"
The king was still hugged by him, with a little helplessness on his face, and finally reached out to touch the back of the boy's head: "You are so big, and you still like to act like a baby?"
"I'm not acting like a baby." Xiao Luo's tears stopped instantly, and she squatted back to Ling Su's side in embarrassment, pretending to help with work.
The king turned around and walked towards the off-road vehicle, deciding to find some food by himself. Before leaving, he lightly said: "Xiao Luo, I heard what you said just now. I am not ashamed."
Xiao Luo: "..."
"Hahaha, big lazy cat, your apprentice is so funny." Daoist Qingfeng watched from the beginning to the end, laughing happily at the moment.
Ling Su patted the boy's head comfortingly: "Your master won't be angry with you, but it's still very important to keep your mouth shut."
"Oh." Xiao Luo responded, turned his head, quickly kissed his family Ling Xiaosu, and then smiled triumphantly, "I can't control it, what should I do?"
Ling Su couldn't laugh or cry: "Then it's up to you."
The king took a bottle of water, slowly unscrewed the lid, took a sip, then walked to the back seat, slowly pulled out Ling Xuan who was still in a coma, and poured the remaining water on his face go down.
"It's dawn, wake up."
"Cough cough cough..."
Ling Xuan choked on the water and coughed several times before he recovered: What happened?
He clearly remembered that after he turned into a prototype, he was going to set fire to the dryad, but in the end——
His eyes turned black, and he passed out directly!
This is something that has never happened before!
"Xiaobai, are you being too rough?" Ling Xuan finally saw the situation clearly. Obviously, he was woken up by the king, and his gaze was fixed on the water bottle in the hand of the baby-faced youth. He grabbed it and drank the remaining half, "I'm thirsty."
The king stared at him expressionlessly: "I have drunk this bottle of water before."
"Oh." Ling Xuan wondered, "So?"
The king changed the subject: "Where's your hair?"
"Did you see your apprentice?" Ling Xuan whispered mysteriously, "It took me a lot of hard work to stand in front of Ling Xiaosu in an open and aboveboard manner."
Not to mention the three Neidan who spent the whole night hunting the little monsters, and finally got involved with his thousand-year cultivation base. Thinking of this, Ling Xuan felt that he was about to be moved!
"You meddled in your own business again, so you were struck by the thunder?" The king is so smart, he guessed the truth of the matter at once, and he can only express his speechlessness, even he dare not intervene at will, this is more than punished by heaven Where did the once guy find the courage to continue to be wayward?
Ling Xuan was at a loss for words, got up, went to the trunk to find two boxes of biscuits, stuffed one box for the king, and then ran to act as a light bulb between Xiao Luo and Ling Su.
"Big lazy cat, I heard that you came here specially to find me." Taoist Master Qingfeng saw Ling Xuan walk away, so he came forward to thank him.
"Yeah." The king responded lightly, opened the box of biscuits, picked up a piece, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it with a click, "You will return to the sect later, gather people, and we will act tomorrow. "
"Okay." Daoist Qingfeng nodded solemnly.
"Well, I can't tell. Maybe he was sent to another space." After all, he is a powerful demon. Even if this tree spirit has thousands of years of cultivation, he would not dare to be so presumptuous. The king is isolated.
"Xiao Luo, the Daoist said just now that the woods will produce a confusing smell under the sun during the day, and the stronger the strength, the greater the impact." Ling Su took a clean handkerchief and was busy wiping the boy's sweat .
Xiao Luo nodded thoughtfully, "Maybe by the time we find an exit to leave here, Master and Ling Xuan will already be waiting for us outside."
"Does the priest know how to leave?" Ling Su asked.
Daoist Qingfeng frowned in embarrassment: "Theoretically speaking, this place is a different space created by the tree spirit. Once it dies, this place will be destroyed automatically."
"Is it because of this inner alchemy?" Xiao Luo took out the green bead from his pocket, the inner alchemy was wrapped in the lustrous light full of vitality, and lay quietly in his palm.
In order to return to his body earlier, he took a lot of advanced inner alchemy, but now that the ball system is gone, this inner alchemy is actually quite tasteless to him.
"Maybe." Qingfeng Daoist said uncertainly.
"Try it?" Xiao Luo asked hesitantly.
Seeing the situation, Ling Su quickly stopped the two guys who were planning to mess around, and said: "Put away your things first, Xiao Luo, and you, Daoist, sit back in your seat too. I'll drive around here first to have a look." Is there an exit?"
Xiao Luo felt that his family's Ling Xiaosu's face could not be brushed off, so he stuffed the inner alchemy back into his pocket, sat down obediently in the passenger seat, and put on his seat belt.
Perhaps it was because [Lucense] finally worked, Ling Su actually found the exit, when the tunnel-like opening appeared in front of him, even Daoist Qingfeng couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
It only took a while to rush out of the darkness and come into the sunlight. After the off-road vehicle drove out of the cave, Xiao Luo looked back and found that the exit had disappeared, and they returned to the bare woods again.
He immediately used his gaze skill to check around and found that the trees had returned to normal.
Not far away, two people fell to the ground.
"Looks like Master and Ling Xuan?"
"Don't worry, wait until I drive the car over." Ling Su hurriedly grabbed the young man who wanted to rush out without even taking off his seat belt, and smiled helplessly.
Xiao Luoan sat down peacefully, not daring to mess around again.
"It really is Master and Ling Xuan!" After approaching, Xiao Luo was excited. To be on the safe side, he still wore a gas mask and got out of the car, and together with Ling Su, they moved people into the car.
"The big lazy cat is sleeping very deeply." Daoist Qingfeng checked the situation of the two of them, and he was relieved when he found that they had just passed out. "Xiao Luo, let's go back to the nearby town first."
He wanted to say that he could go to the Shushan sect, but the sect has regulations: outsiders are not allowed to enter, especially... demons.
So he and the king have known each other for many years, and they always send text messages and make phone calls when they have something to do. When the other party says hello, he will be there whenever they are called. After all——
The king is the creditor of their Shushan faction.
"I'm a little hungry, let's find an open place to stop the car and have something to eat?" Xiao Luo touched his obviously deflated belly, and said with some embarrassment, although the previous breakfast was very rich, but this time It was already 12:30 in a while.
"That makes sense!" Daoist Qingfeng nodded without changing his expression. When it comes to hunger, he is the one who suffers the most. He has not had a drop of water for several days and nights, and now he is so thin that he is out of shape.
"Master Dao, there is drinking water and food in the trunk." Ling Su quickly found a place with flat terrain and high visibility, parked the car, and first stuffed Xiao Luo with an insulated box and a box of pure milk, "Maybe It's getting cold, let's just eat it, I'll make a fire."
Xiao Luo opened the lid ignorantly, and when he saw it, he was amazed: a whole box of rice wrapped in seaweed!This thing was meant to be eaten cold, but it looked like his family Ling Xiaosu rushed to make it early in the morning.
"Ling Xiaosu, do you eat?" Wearing disposable gloves, Xiao Luo grabbed a piece of kimbap and studied it carefully: cucumbers, meat floss, carrots, crab sticks, and salad dressing were all common ingredients, but... delicious!
It must be because of being hungry.
Oh no, it must be because... Ling Xiaosu made it himself!
"You eat first. I'm not hungry yet." Ling Su shook his head slightly. He had already gathered local materials, started a fire, and prepared to boil a pot of boiling water.
"How can you not be hungry." Xiao Luo muttered in a low voice, and directly stuffed a piece of kimbap into the other's mouth, and said with a smile, "Eat together, it's delicious."
"Little Luo, why don't we exchange?" Daoist Qingfeng suggested with a smile while holding mineral water in one hand and compressed biscuits in the other.
Xiao Luo smiled back and shook his head firmly: "No change!"
Daoist was shocked and hid aside to fill his stomach.
"Ling Xiaosu, my master should be fine, right?" Xiao Luo squatted beside Ling Su, watching him busy, feeding him something to eat from time to time.
"No, he's so powerful, and he's a big monster, that dryad is no match for him at all." Ling Su was worthy of being the leader in survival in the wild.
"I'm worried that Master will feel ashamed when he wakes up, and he was actually plotted against. But Ling Xiaoxuan may be even more ashamed, after all, when he rushed out before... He was so arrogant." Xiao Luo sucked hard while speaking. He took a sip of milk, then moved the straw to Ling Su's mouth, and urged, "Try it, isn't the taste a bit strange?"
Ling Su took a sip, puzzled: "What's so strange?"
"Indirect kissing, hehehe." Xiao Luo smiled without shame, his brows and eyes crooked, and he seemed to be in a very good mood.
Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry: This kid is so clueless, he can enjoy every little thing for a long time.
"The last piece of kimbap left, Ling Xiaosu, I'll give it to you..."
Just as Xiao Luo was talking, he saw a white and slender hand reaching out and taking away the last piece of rice in his insulated box. He looked up dumbfounded, and watched the king stuff the rice into his mouth like a normal person, chewing twice, and then—
Looking at him with no change in his face, he asked, "Is there anything else?"
"Master, it's gone." Xiao Luo replied blankly.
The king raised his eyebrows slightly, stretched out his finger and flicked the boy's forehead lightly: "What are you doing cursing your master?"
"Master!" Xiao Luo burst into tears, hugged the baby-faced young man, and cried excitedly, "Master, woo woo woo, fortunately you are fine, I was almost scared to death by you, you said you are so capable How could a person like me be plotted against by the tree spirit!"
The king was still hugged by him, with a little helplessness on his face, and finally reached out to touch the back of the boy's head: "You are so big, and you still like to act like a baby?"
"I'm not acting like a baby." Xiao Luo's tears stopped instantly, and she squatted back to Ling Su's side in embarrassment, pretending to help with work.
The king turned around and walked towards the off-road vehicle, deciding to find some food by himself. Before leaving, he lightly said: "Xiao Luo, I heard what you said just now. I am not ashamed."
Xiao Luo: "..."
"Hahaha, big lazy cat, your apprentice is so funny." Daoist Qingfeng watched from the beginning to the end, laughing happily at the moment.
Ling Su patted the boy's head comfortingly: "Your master won't be angry with you, but it's still very important to keep your mouth shut."
"Oh." Xiao Luo responded, turned his head, quickly kissed his family Ling Xiaosu, and then smiled triumphantly, "I can't control it, what should I do?"
Ling Su couldn't laugh or cry: "Then it's up to you."
The king took a bottle of water, slowly unscrewed the lid, took a sip, then walked to the back seat, slowly pulled out Ling Xuan who was still in a coma, and poured the remaining water on his face go down.
"It's dawn, wake up."
"Cough cough cough..."
Ling Xuan choked on the water and coughed several times before he recovered: What happened?
He clearly remembered that after he turned into a prototype, he was going to set fire to the dryad, but in the end——
His eyes turned black, and he passed out directly!
This is something that has never happened before!
"Xiaobai, are you being too rough?" Ling Xuan finally saw the situation clearly. Obviously, he was woken up by the king, and his gaze was fixed on the water bottle in the hand of the baby-faced youth. He grabbed it and drank the remaining half, "I'm thirsty."
The king stared at him expressionlessly: "I have drunk this bottle of water before."
"Oh." Ling Xuan wondered, "So?"
The king changed the subject: "Where's your hair?"
"Did you see your apprentice?" Ling Xuan whispered mysteriously, "It took me a lot of hard work to stand in front of Ling Xiaosu in an open and aboveboard manner."
Not to mention the three Neidan who spent the whole night hunting the little monsters, and finally got involved with his thousand-year cultivation base. Thinking of this, Ling Xuan felt that he was about to be moved!
"You meddled in your own business again, so you were struck by the thunder?" The king is so smart, he guessed the truth of the matter at once, and he can only express his speechlessness, even he dare not intervene at will, this is more than punished by heaven Where did the once guy find the courage to continue to be wayward?
Ling Xuan was at a loss for words, got up, went to the trunk to find two boxes of biscuits, stuffed one box for the king, and then ran to act as a light bulb between Xiao Luo and Ling Su.
"Big lazy cat, I heard that you came here specially to find me." Taoist Master Qingfeng saw Ling Xuan walk away, so he came forward to thank him.
"Yeah." The king responded lightly, opened the box of biscuits, picked up a piece, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it with a click, "You will return to the sect later, gather people, and we will act tomorrow. "
"Okay." Daoist Qingfeng nodded solemnly.
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