My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Daoist Qingfeng walked very hastily, and when Xiao Luo found out, the figure had long since disappeared.

"Master, why does the priest come and go in such a hurry every time?"

"Because he's busy." The king said casually, and stuffed another biscuit into his mouth. The taste was really unsatisfactory. "Is there anything else to eat?"

"The map shows that there is a small town half an hour's drive away from here. There must be something to eat in the town. Let's go there later?" Xiao Luo turned on the computer, looked at the map, and took the time to write a few lines of code. A rhythm that doesn't want to waste a minute.

"No, just wait here. It's a waste of time to come and go." The king said, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and continued to watch the "Journey to the West" he hadn't finished playing before.

Hearing the familiar melody of music, Xiao Luo lowered his head silently, continued to write the code, typed a few lines, he stopped, glanced at Ling Su and Ling Xuan who were busy not far away, and then quietly He leaned over to the king and asked in a low voice: "Master, after the ball system is gone, can I get it back?"

The king paused the video and reached out to touch the boy's forehead: "I don't have a fever."

"Master, I'm not joking with you." Xiao Luo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "The LOL that I promised Keke before has not been settled yet, and I managed to make a few friends, but I lost contact all of a sudden, and I guess I will..."

It's really not easy to meet people in different places these days.

After hesitating for a moment, the king said, "Well, let me ask the system for you. The decision-making power is not up to me. If there is no system, it is really inconvenient to contact, and in your situation, it is not a problem to live for at least a few hundred years. , Ling Su just..."

Hundreds of years!Xiao Luo opened his eyes wide in surprise, isn't that a monster?

Although in today's society, technology is advanced and medical standards are getting more and more advanced, the maximum life span of human beings is only more than 100, and the organs have already begun to age at the age of 67.

"Master!" Xiao Luo grabbed the king's arm excitedly, not daring to say unnecessary words, and could only look at Master pleadingly.

"I see." The king nodded, "Let go of your hands, don't interfere with my watching TV, I will contact you later. That guy is being hypocritical now, and he doesn't give me face at all."

Master, are you sure you are talking about the system?Xiao Luo blinked, and resolutely let go, Lord System with independent consciousness, I hope it won't be too difficult.

"One more thing." Xiao Luo took out the green inner alchemy from his pocket, and handed it to the king, "This is left by the tree spirit."

"You put it away first, it may come in handy in the future." The king glanced at it, and a trace of obvious surprise flashed across his face, "I'm afraid the tree spirit has already wished for death, even though it was so easy for you to put it away." Qingfeng saved him."

"Master, isn't it because I'm powerful?"

"With more than 2000 years of cultivation, even though it is a dryad, it has far more means of dealing with humans than you can imagine. If it wants to resist, the inner alchemy will blow you to pieces."

"So that's how it is." Recalling what the dryad said before he died, he suddenly realized that if human beings hadn't destroyed the environment it depended on for survival, it wouldn't have gone astray.

Xiao Luo logged into his wealth management account online, and made an anonymous donation to the China Environmental Protection Foundation.

"There is only so much I can do, I hope you will live comfortably in your next life." He held the inner alchemy, finished speaking in a low voice, and stuffed the thing into the king's hand, "Master, you should put it away for me, my strength It's too weak, if you meet a ruthless character, if you get robbed, you will suffer too much."

"Hmm." The king didn't refuse, he saw the boy's every move clearly, felt relieved in his heart, and handed the biscuit box to the other party, "Pack up this rubbish, don't leave it here."

Xiao Luo nodded, and collected all the empty mineral water bottles, biscuit packaging bags, and disposable gloves used before, and put them back in the trunk. When he turned back, he found that the king was holding his laptop computer, and his slender fingers were flying fast. tapping the keyboard.

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Look for the system. That guy has slipped away recently, and often crosses numbers on the Internet."

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded. He remembered that before he led Uncle Ke Ke to open the hack, he once suggested to the king that he wanted to open a channel to control the computer by operating the ball system, but he was ruthlessly rejected. The idea of ​​a gamepad.

So, the king rejected him at the beginning, not because it was not feasible, but because... Trouble?

"I got it." The king said calmly.

Xiao Luo took a closer look and found that the data captured by the positioning was a piece of garbled code.

On the pitch-black screen, the white flashing text kept jumping. The way the King communicated with the garbled characters was encrypted and protected, requiring special code conversion. Xiao Luo said that he could not decipher it temporarily, so he stood quietly by the side, waiting patiently.

After 15 minutes, the communication ended.

The king returned the notebook and said, "That guy said that he will conduct an assessment on you. After passing the assessment, he will give you the status of an administrator."

"Assessment...?" Xiao Luo was holding the notebook blankly, and it took him a long time to realize that the super intelligent AI, the intelligent body with independent consciousness, will be in contact with him soon. Thinking about it, I feel very excited, what should I do?

"Don't worry, you were taught by me anyway, so you can't handle such a trivial matter?" After the king finished his business, he continued to be keen on chasing dramas.

Xiao Luo smiled and moved to the side: "Master, when will the assessment be?"

"Tonight, it will come to you. This matter will be kept secret." The king said, looking in the direction where Ling Su was.

"Understood." Xiao Luo nodded, taking one step at a time, waiting for him to pass the assessment first and secure his status as an administrator, and then try to find a way to see if there are any special items in the system mall that can prolong the life of his family Ling Xiaosu.

"Little Fatty, come over for dinner." Ling Xuan shouted at the top of his voice.

Xiao Luo squinted at "Demon Monk" speechlessly, and after putting the computer away, he transformed into a little orange cat, galloped all the way over, threw himself on Ling Xuan's head, and patted his big bald head triumphantly, leaving behind a few A wintersweet flower: "Meow!"

"Hey, come down!" Ling Xuan pretended to roar fiercely, but got two rolls of eyes, Xiao Luo sat up with his tail contentedly, jumped to the ground, and approached Ling Xiaosu, his family.

"Ling Xiaosu, what porridge did you cook? It smells so good." The little orange cat immediately transformed back into a human form, and the boy smiled and sat next to Ling Su.

"Millet porridge, with some pumpkin added, all the ingredients are prepared in advance." Ling Su asked someone to prepare the car in advance, and the supplies in the car were also listed in advance for the other party to buy.

"Ling Xiaosu, you are really capable!" Xiao Luo took the porcelain bowl, slowly drank the porridge with a spoon, wishing to praise his shit-shoveling officer as the most virtuous man in the world.

Ling Su smiled but said nothing, then turned to the king, just about to ask about the other party's future arrangements, but saw Ling Xuan filled a bowl of porridge in a rather stupid way, and handed it to the baby-faced young man himself.

"Xiaobai, eat more, when we deal with the Naming Snake later, it's all up to you!"

"What about you?" The king asked back without changing his expression.

Ling Xuan said with a smile: "I have lost all my hair, so I must take a good rest for a while."

The king took a look at him and stopped talking nonsense.

Ling Su looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously, thinking that he was just joking, but he didn't expect that after this meal...

"Ling Xiaoxuan is gone." Xiao Luo saw that the king ate less food before. Thinking about how his master really liked eating meat, he thought about catching a pheasant or a hare to bring back. Ling Xiaoxuan must be the best at this kind of thing. Xuan, but he went around and couldn't find anyone.

"I know. He said it at noon." The king looked indifferent, obviously expecting this result a long time ago.

"Master, what happened?" Xiao Luo was puzzled, even if he was plotted by the tree spirit, he didn't have to be ashamed to run away, right?Moreover, according to Daoist Qingfeng, the stronger the strength, the greater the impact. In this way, Ling Xuan should be happy.

"He has a knot in his heart that hasn't been resolved." The king simply said a word and didn't intend to elaborate.

Xiao Luo was confused when he heard this, and a flash of light came to his mind, and he tentatively asked: "Master, what happened after you were unconscious by the tree spirit?" Daoist Qingfeng was directly dragged in and became the tree spirit's fertilizer .

Because the king and Ling Xuan were too powerful, the dryad dared not act presumptuously, so they separated them.

"It's nothing, it's just a dream." It's a dream, it's more like an illusion.

The illusion gives everyone what they want most, making people intoxicated and unwilling to wake up.

The king woke up by himself, because he was not deluded by the illusion, but Ling Xuan was forcibly woken up by him, and it probably took him a while to recover.

"I understand. Ling Xiaoxuan's dream was interrupted. Now he is looking for a place to sleep and continue dreaming." Xiao Luo made a half-true joke, and ran over to pack things with his family, Ling Xiaosu. .

The king was thoughtful, greeted Xiao Luo, and ran back to the off-road vehicle to continue watching TV.

"My master is good at everything. As far as I can remember, he has no desires or desires, and he lacks nothing. At most, he has a little demand for food, but you can see that he can eat delicious food. , in the wilderness, it’s okay for him to eat biscuits..." Xiao Luo helped Ling Su while chatting. Could it be that the person I saw here was my master?"

"First of all, both of them are demons." Ling Su corrected solemnly, "Secondly, before we left, my brother asked me to ask Ling Xuan what kind of girl he likes, probably to help him introduce object."

"Uh, my brother is really enthusiastic." Xiao Luo decided not to gossip about others, "Ling Xiaosu, let's go around and see if there is anything we can add to our meal?"

"Talk to your master."

"Okay." Xiao Luo quickly ran to the side of the off-road vehicle, and found that the king was not watching "Journey to the West", and was actually in a daze!

Xiao Luo climbed onto the passenger seat, lay down on the seat and looked back, and said out of nowhere: "Master, are you unhappy?"