Meow phase master

The little paper man stood quietly on the windowsill.It heard birds chirping outside in the morning, and was afraid that it would make Tanning sleep, so it set up a protective array in the house to isolate the sound outside the house.Now even if this old Taoist came over, Dan Ning might not be able to notice it.

The little paper man raised his head and looked at the old Taoist. The old Taoist looked kindly and kind-hearted, and he really didn't look like a bad guy.But do bad guys have to look like bad guys?A lot of very, very bad, bad things usually look sanctimonious!

It is not human?Isn't it daddy's kid?In fact, the little paper man is not without feelings, it has seen human babies, they are much bigger than it, but it has always been very small, its head is only a little bit as big as a baby's fist.It doesn't need to sleep or excrete. Its whole body seems to be connected with heaven and earth, and it can communicate with all kinds of creatures.

Although Dad said that there must be differences between everyone, but it is too different from other children.Not only the difference in appearance and body shape, but also many things that ordinary children can't learn in their lifetime.

It really might not be a person, much less a daddy's child.But when it called "Dad", both the good dad and the bad dad turned to look at it, and their eyes reflected its appearance.They looked at it, smiled at it, treated it well, took it to eat with it, took it out to play outside, made it a small Qiankun bracelet, taught it to greet others, and taught it to be friends with the cat boss.

It makes delicious food for them, and they will eat it happily, and everyone is happy every day.Since both the good dad and the bad dad admit that it is their son, then it is the son of the good dad and the bad dad, and it will never doubt the good dad and the good dad just because of a strange old man's words.

"Daddy is daddy." The little paper figurine said, "As long as daddy and the others admit it, they will be daddy." With evil spirit concentrated on it, it flexibly hit the old Taoist with the magic talisman, and the whole body also attacked the old Taoist.

The old Taoist only felt the strong wind blowing against his face, and before he could react, the talisman thrown by the little paper figurine had already landed on the wall.The little paper man was about to kill the old Taoist like that monster, but the old Taoist shouted, "Help! Help!"

The little paper man was stunned.

The old Taoist smiled triumphantly: "Someone will come over soon. Even if you kill me, killing me will bring trouble to your father. Besides, if your father wakes up and sees what you are doing, guess what he will do?" won't want you?"

The little paper man paused.It turned its head to look into the window, and Tanning turned over, as if he was about to wake up.There was also movement from other rooms, and someone should have heard the old Taoist's cry for help.Old shameless!

The little paper man glared at the old Taoist angrily, climbed back to the window sill, opened the window and jumped into the room, ran back to Danning, and got into the Qiankun ring in Danning's hand.

The little paper man sat beside the lush vegetable bed, looking at the Chinese cabbage that was half a head taller than it.Dad kept warning it not to eat bad things, and it was very obedient, but last time a bunch of bad things came to their house, and it wanted to drive the bad things away, but accidentally ate the bad things.It learned a lot from that bad thing, such as how to kill monsters.It didn't dare to tell Dad, for fear that Dad would scold it.Dad would be mad if he knew it was trying to kill the old guy.

Will daddy not want it?

The little paper man opened his eyes wide in sadness, not letting tears fall out.

It didn't go bad!

It's that old guy who is bad!

The old guy said it wasn't Daddy's kid, and that Daddy wouldn't want it!

Sensing the mood swings of the little paper man, Tanning woke up from his sleep.He frowned and looked up out the window.The window of the living room faced the wall, and Tanning saw the old Taoist trapped on the wall at a glance.

Dan Ning's movement of getting up woke up Dan Lang.Dan Lang sat up abruptly, turned around and asked Dan Ning: "Brother, what's the matter?" Last night they watched the New Year until late at night, and now Dan Lang was sleepy and confused.

Tannin stared out the window.The old Taoist was nailed to the wall, but he wasn't cramped at all, and he even smiled at him, if he didn't look embarrassed, he would have looked a bit taller.Tanning is a passionate person who likes to make friends, but not everyone.

Taoist Lingyun and the others warned him from the very beginning that not all practitioners are trustworthy, so don't casually expose what you own to other practitioners, lest they become coveted.

The little paper man couldn't hide in the Qiankun ring, so Dan Ning couldn't ask what happened to the little paper man, so he could only go through the back door from the kitchen.At this time, several family members had already walked to the balcony. Tanning felt the existence of the protective formation, waved his hand to put away the formation, and walked out of the balcony to look at the old Taoist.

The old Taoist said: "I am alarming you all. Just now I was fighting with a monster, and I was tricked by it and trapped on the wall. I wonder if the little brother on the first floor can come and help me and pull me off the wall?"

The others were amazed, and felt that this was really unbelievable.How could such a rare thing happen to those who celebrate Chinese New Year?

Tanning frowned.

Dan Lang tugged at the corner of Tan Ning's clothes: "Brother, is what he said true? If it is true, isn't that monster very powerful? Will you encounter it when you go out?"

"It's okay." Tan Ning said, "I can handle it." Not to mention that he didn't sense the existence of monsters, even if there were monsters, he would not be afraid.He only cares about what the little paper man encountered just now.He recognized the talismans that trapped the old Taoist, they were made by the little paper figurine!

Tan Ning narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the expectant old Taoist.

Tan Ning said: "You have also seen that the people who stay here for the New Year are ordinary people. There are really monsters that we can't deal with. How about this? I'll call the police for you and let professionals come and rescue you. He took out his mobile phone in a dignified manner, "I'll take a picture of you and send it to the police, so that they can understand the situation and bring a good guy down to find you."

After Tanning reminded others, they also remembered that they could take pictures.

How could such a rare thing not be photographed and posted on social networking sites to share with everyone!

Although the old Taoist was trapped on the fence, he didn't seem to be in a hurry at all!It's okay to take a picture!

Someone raised his head, and the people on the balconies who were drawn out by the cries for help picked up their mobile phones and snapped pictures of the old Taoist.

The old Taoist's face turned blue and white.He has traveled all over the world for so many years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a thing!

It's fine if he was trapped on the wall by a little strange spirit before, but these ordinary people dare to treat him like this!If it wasn't for the fact that practitioners would be punished by God if they shot at ordinary people at will, he would never let these guys go!

The old Taoist looked at Dan Ning, with a trace of cruelty in his eyes.This young man's aura is not simple, he is definitely not an ordinary person, he can't take action against others, can he take action against this young man?

Just when the old Taoist was about to break free from the restrictions of the talisman, Tan Ning calmly added a few talismans to the old man, and firmly controlled the old man again.

Instead of calling Meng Jie to call the police, Dan Ning called another person directly: "Captain Chi, a practitioner here is trapped by a monster, can you come over and have a look? If you think his cultivation Yes, you can take him to work in the Linxing Islands."

Captain Chi raised his eyebrows, and said to Dan Ning: "I'm too slow to fly back, help you call other people over to have a look, if it's suitable, I'll let someone bring him over. Even though it's Chinese New Year, you don't Too careless, don't forget how easy your precious son is to be coveted."

Dan Ning felt that he was really too careless, because now the little paper figurine has a disguise on it, even if it is taken out, it will not be discovered - so his vigilance has dropped a lot, forgetting that if it is a practitioner with a relatively high level of cultivation You can still see the special features of the little paper figurine at a glance.

Tanning hung up the phone, and told the others that someone would come over to deal with it soon.The others watched the excitement for a while, and felt that it would be pointless to wait any longer. Maybe there was some terrible monster, so they had better have breakfast and set off some firecrackers. Maybe the sound of firecrackers would scare the monster away!

After everyone else had dispersed, Dan Ning looked at the old Taoist, and looked at the old Taoist from afar.

The old Taoist gritted his teeth: "Wu that boy! Let me go, or you will feel better!"

Tan Ning turned cold, looked straight at the old Taoist, and said, "I'd be a fool to let go of you now. Old man, you're getting old, you have to be more thoughtful when you do things, there are some things you can't move if you want." Yes. My son, do you dare to make up your mind?"

The old Taoist quibbled: "I'm also doing it for your own good. Do you know that your 'son' has devoured an evil spirit? I was just talking to it just now, and it wanted to kill me. If you keep it around, sooner or later it will bring disaster , you let me take it away, and I can bring it back to the Zixiao Sect to purify the evil spirits in it. This is good for you and for it. Do you hope that one day in the future it will be injured by the evil spirits out of control? people, and you have to kill the relatives to kill it?”

Dan Ning said in a cold voice: "I don't believe a single word you say." He secretly memorized the three words Zixiaozong.

To be able to train such a lousy old man, this place must not be very good, and you will have to go far away if you meet him in the future!

After a while, the people sent by Captain Chi arrived.The other party greeted Dan Ning coldly, and pointed out the other party's name in the case book on the communicator: "Zixiaozong elder Wuyun Taoist, you are suspected of disturbing ordinary people and seizing treasures from other practitioners. Please follow us to the investigation."

The old Taoist's face changed when he saw the person coming.When he heard the other party speak, he was convicted, and his face was even more ugly.He said: "I apply to talk to Zongmen!"

The visitor said indifferently: "When I came, I had already spoken with Zixiaozong, and Zixiaozong said that if you really violated the management regulations, we can deal with it as we like."

The old Taoist said angrily: "I don't believe it!"

The person who came didn't say anything more, rescued the old Taoist from the wall and took him away. A series of actions were done neatly, and there was no room for Tanning to say thank you.

It's really vigorous and resolute!When Tan Ning entered the room, Dan Lang had already prepared breakfast.Shan Lang asked with concern: "Brother, is it resolved?"

Tan Ning said: "It's solved, the special case team came and took that old guy away."

Shan father and stepmother looked at each other, and stepmother said: "Don't worry about these things next time, what if there are some monsters?"

Tanning's stepmother didn't forget what Tanning found out from home last time.Although most federal people have no beliefs, they have always adhered to the attitude of "respecting ghosts and gods and staying away" and "preferring to believe what is there rather than what is not".

I don't believe it completely, and I don't believe it completely.

"Didn't this come to our house?" Dan Ning said, "I didn't care, I called the special case team to come and take him away. He can't be trapped in our house forever." On the wall behind, maybe something will be attracted."

Shan's father and stepmother didn't say anything, they just told Danning to set off more firecrackers later to scare away the ghosts.

Dan Ning was thinking about the situation of the little paper figurine, so he ate breakfast hastily, set off firecrackers with Dan Lang, and found an excuse to go out.He went to the cyclamen driven by Old Mr. Rui.

There is still a lantern made by Mr. Rui himself in front of the Cyclamen's door.Seeing Dan Ning approaching, Mr. Rui slightly nodded at him: "Did something happen?"

"That's right." Tanning said, "I'm here to borrow a room with you. I have something to talk to my son about."

Mr. Rui nodded and continued to make his lantern without speaking.Tanning went upstairs, walked into an empty room, and called out the little paper figurine.

The little paper man dawdled for a long time without making a sound or appearing.It didn't get out of the Qiankun ring carefully until it felt that Tanning was a little angry, and sat down beside Tanning with its head drooping, unable to muster up the courage to look at Tanning.

Tanning didn't speak, waiting for the little paper figurine to speak.

After a while, the little paper man reached out and tugged on the corner of Tanning's clothes: "Dad, are you angry?"

"Yes," said Tanning, "I'm angry."

"Father, will you not want me anymore?" The little paper figurine was nervous for a while, and couldn't help raising its head to look at Danning, with tears in its eyes, as if it would burst into tears at any moment.

"Why don't I want you?" Tan Ning raised his hand to touch the little paper figurine's head, "Don't say you are so capable, even if you don't know anything, your bad father and I will support you."

"But, but," said the little paper figurine, "that bad guy said, I am not the son of a good father and a bad father. He said that I am not a human being, but a good father and a bad father are human beings, so I am not your child at all."

"What do you think?"

"I, I..." The little paper man hugged Tan Ning's long index finger, "I think as long as my father recognizes me, I will be my father's son—even if my father does not recognize me in the future, I will still be my father's son. It's Papa's son."

"Yes, you will always be Dad's son." Tanning said, "Then what are you afraid of? Why didn't you hide just now?"

"I'm bad." The little paper figurine said, "I lied to Dad."

Tanning looked at the little paper figurine seriously.

The little paper man said: "One night after Mr. Long solved the demon, a strange bad thing came to our house. I was going to beat it away with what Uncle Cat taught me, but I didn't expect it to be eaten by me. Dad said I can't eat bad things, I was afraid that my father would be angry, so I didn't tell my father about it. Dad, am I bad?"

Tan Ning checked the little paper figurine, and felt relieved if he didn't find anything unusual about the little paper figurine.He said: "It's very bad. It's wrong to lie to Dad. You can't do it again next time. What if you are sick?"

"Will I get sick too?" the little paper man couldn't help asking.

"Why not?" Tanning stared at the little paper figurine.

"The bad guy just said that I am not a human, he said I am a 'Qi Ling'." The little paper man said, "Aren't humans also sick?"

Tan Ning felt that he really should have asked Captain Chi to arrest that old guy as a coolie!

Has anyone ever talked to a child like that?The little paper man's mentality is similar to that of a human child. If someone tells him that he is not a human child, of course he will hide and refuse to come out!

That old guy is cheap to be a coolie!

Tanning said, "Of course. Even trees get sick, right?"

The little paper man nodded seriously, and assured Danning: "Next time I won't lie to Dad again!"

The tannins are only slightly satisfied.He looked serious: "Yin and yang meet to produce a strange spirit. I am a body of pure yang, and your bad father is a body of pure yin. After I got together with your father, you have you, of course you are our child."

The little paper man remembered that the bad guy said the same thing just now, and suddenly became happy: "Really?"

"Really." Tan Ning said, "The old devil said that Qiling would turn bad after eating bad things, and might even lose his sanity and become a demon-like creature. By then, you may forget me and the bad dad ——You may also want to kill me and the bad dad, so you must not hide it from us if you eat bad things in the future?"

The little paper man was frightened: "Never hide it!" The little paper man climbed up to Tan Ning's shoulder along Tan Ning's arm, and kissed Tan Ning hard on the cheek, "I will never forget Dad, I love Dad the most Already!"

Tan Ning felt a little relieved after hearing the little paper figurine's promise.He said: "No matter what others say, don't believe it. Your bad dad and I will never want you."

The little paper man nodded vigorously.It will not believe it!It's not that stupid!

The little paper man stretched out his hand and wrapped his arms around Tan Ning's neck: "I like good dads and bad dads the most!"

Tan Ning was tickled by the little paper figurine, talked to it for a while, and then brought the little paper figurine downstairs to find Mr. Rui.Dan Ning asked Mr. Rui about Zixiao Sect.

Mr. Rui said: "Zixiaozong has done a good job in secularization. Almost every state has a Zixiao temple. The Wuyun Taoist you mentioned is quite famous, mainly because he is quite famous on the Internet and has many fans. Very soon, the Zixiao Sect gave him the position of elder, which was regarded as a reward for his contribution to the secularization of the Zixiao Sect. In terms of cultivation and conduct, these Wuyun Taoists are not up to the standard of the elders of the sect. What? Fucked him?"

Dan Ning said: "I met him, and he is still playing tricks on my son! I ask Captain Chi to arrest him and send him to the Linxing Islands as a coolie."

Mr. Rui said: "Zixiaozong probably won't protect him, because many people in Zixiaozong have long been dissatisfied with him, and feel that it is their shame that such a person occupies the position of elder. But my own people look down on five Taoist Yun is their own business, but if you take care of him, the Zixiao Sect will probably hate you too."

Tan Ning felt that these people were too shameless: "Is there such a reason? He came to the door and didn't allow me to call the police?"

Mr. Rui said: "These sects have always been unanimous to the outside world. Otherwise, it is impossible to pass on from generation to generation. It's okay if this matter doesn't quarrel, but if it makes Zixiaozong lose face, you can Be careful with the Zixiao Sect."

Tan Ning nodded and remembered Mr. Rui's words, and was about to leave when the little paper figurine suddenly pulled the corner of his clothes.

Tan Ning looked down, and found that the little paper man held up his mobile phone to let him read the headlines on it——

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Little paper man: I seem to have made big news!