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[Headline News] Shocked!Taoist Zixiao Guan Wuyun was hanged on the wall!There are pictures and truth!

@: Hahahahahahaha Zhen · Hanging on the wall

@先读全事的 Mr. Liu: Am I the only one who wonders why the Wuyun Taoist is hung on the wall?

@今日必要学茄学: According to observations, @紫晓观五云道人 doesn’t have harnesses on his body, but is firmly fixed on the wall, which should be a metaphysics incident.I guess @紫晓观五云道人 went there to slay demons and eliminate demons, but he couldn’t beat the street and was hung on the wall for public display hahahahahahaha

@Unidentified Truth Passerby A:? ? ?Why does it feel like everyone upstairs is laughing at this Wuyun Taoist

@不谁谁起: How can you talk like that?Have you considered the feelings of @紫晓观五细道人?What would you think if you were @紫晓观五结道人?No, let me laugh for a while hahahahahaha

@歌歌哥哥: Today’s best soundtrack: [Collection!Crazy laugh!Take stock of those songs with the lyrics hahahahahahaha! 】

A group of popular social accounts retweeted it, and there was a piece of "hahahahahahaha" under the news.This kind of news that can be forwarded as long as you reply "hahahahahaha" is the easiest to spread. Sacrificing the Wuyun Taoist alone can amuse everyone on the homepage, so why not do it!

All of a sudden, the news of "Wuyun Taoist hangs on the wall" quickly became popular on all major social networks. If you don't hahaha, you will seem backward.

I don't know who started it, but someone actually started to uncover the glorious deeds of Taoist Wuyun, exposing his black history of jumping up and down to hype Zixiao Temple. I made a mistake and quietly deleted it, I have a thick skin.

Many people are not ashamed of the Wuyun Taoist, and every time he encounters a disaster, he rushes up and beeps, shamelessly rubbing off the popularity of the dead, so after the photo of him being "hanging on the wall" was posted on the Internet, someone immediately private messaged the major social accounts, asking them Hurry up and forward this big news.

These popular social accounts are usually very concerned about hot spots, and after confirming that the photo of Taoist Wuyun is not PS, they will naturally act immediately!All of a sudden, those who were marketing to catch the heat, passers-by who joined in the fun, and those who fished in troubled waters and ended up quietly, pushed the topic into the headlines.

There are three words "Zixiao Temple" hanging in front of Taoist Wuyun, and it has been officially certified. Many people also bring this Zixiao Temple that blooms everywhere when they complain about Taoist Wuyun. Some say it is too expensive, and some It is said that its management is poor, and some simply say that it was built to collect money and should be banned, and some people even call for combating feudal superstitions to clean up these feudal superstitions once and for all!

At this time, the official account of Zixiao Temple came out to speak: @紫陪观五云道人 has been suspended for violating the sect’s rules. @紫陪观五云道人 will be handed over to Taoist Feiyun, the elder of the sect, and will be renamed @紫晓观五云道人Xiaoguan Feiyun Taoist.

Mr. Liu who witnessed the whole thing: 66666 official response is very fast

@不谁股世: "Wuyun, your mission is over, here it is, this is your fault, carry it well, the sect will always remember you!" "Serve the sect!"

@今日必要学范学: So why was he hung on the wall?Is there no one to pick it up?

@科技口口生活: The analysis of the source of the picture shows that the picture comes from Wutai Town, Gulf.From the analysis of satellite images, the incident should have happened in the staff dormitory of Wutai Town Central Primary School.Users of social platforms are reminded to turn off the positioning system first when taking photos with mobile phones, otherwise others will be able to trace the source of the photos you posted and determine your detailed location.

@Unidentified Truth Passerby A: Surprised by Mr. Koukou!I have always been curious, which two words should be filled in Koukoujun's Koukou?Technology changes life?Or technology rape life?I think it's more like the latter. Every time I see Koukoujun, I feel that the Internet is terrible. I want to disconnect from the Internet and study hard.

Tan Ning roughly scanned the comments related to the headline news, and quietly asked Mr. Rui with his mobile phone: "Grandpa Rui, do you think this is a mess?"

Mr. Rui: "..."

Mr. Rui comforted: "Zixiao Sect is mainly active in the north, and its influence in the south is not too big, so you don't have to worry too much."

"I'm not worried, I'm not afraid of them. It's obviously my fault that the Wuyun Taoist came to pick things up first?" Dan Ning said, "As long as they don't play dirty tricks, there shouldn't be anything to be afraid of. Just walk around them."

Mr. Rui nodded.

Tanning takes the little paper man back home.Chinese New Year is a rare rest day, the whole family stays at home watching TV and eating snacks, it’s so leisurely.Tan Ning used his mobile phone to communicate with Huo Mingyan what happened in the morning. There was already a lot of trouble on the Internet, and he couldn't let Huo Mingyan be the last to know about it.

Huo Mingyan twitched his brows when he learned that the people from the Zixiao Sect were planning on the little paper figurine, and told Dan Ning and the little paper figurine to be careful and not to let other people take advantage of it.The address of Taoist Wuyun's "hanging on the wall" has been exposed on the Internet, and there may be a lot of people "coming here because of the name". If there is nothing wrong, they can go back to Xicheng District early.

Tannin always feels that the first sentence is the key point.Does Huo Mingyan also want to go back to Xicheng District?

Dan Ning replied: "After all, it's the Chinese New Year, so I have to stay for another two or three days. I have already consulted the old devil, and I will find a way to help our son get rid of the evil spirits in his body. It's rare for you to go back, so don't rush back."

The stepmother coughed lightly when she saw Tanning chatting with her mobile phone crackling.Dan Ning chatted with Huo Mingyan for a few more words, put away his phone with a smile on his face, and started complaining to the TV program with Dan Lang.

Shan's father looked at Tanning, then at Tanning's stepmother, without saying anything, listening to the two sons talking and laughing harmoniously.Although Shan's father has broken ties with the family, there are still some other relatives in the family who need to visit, such as uncle Dan Ning, etc., and Dan Ning didn't come to an end until the fourth day of the new year.

Tan Ning planned to take the little paper doll back to Xicheng District.

The house was so crowded, and Tanning had to work again, so Shan's father and Tanning's stepmother didn't stay much, and sent Tanning to the station with big and small bags.

Dan Lang also went out of the city with Dan Ning, because during the Chinese New Year his family and friends had a party and asked him to go out to play.

Dan Ning led Dan Lang into the car, and couldn't help sighing: "Your activities are more abundant than mine."

Shan Lang said: "Because I can take pictures, Sister Yu and the others always call me at parties."

Dan Ning nodded, and sent another message to Huo Mingyan, telling Huo Mingyan that he was going back to Xicheng District.

Huo Mingyan had to come back later, because the fifth day was Mr. Huo's birthday, and Huo Mingyan stayed until the fourth day, so he couldn't leave the day before his birthday.

Tan Ning found out Huo Mingyan's number and dialed it: "Have you prepared a birthday present for your grandfather?"

Huo Mingyan said: "It's ready. Grandpa likes to drink tea, so I prepared him the tea leaves that our son roasted."

"Didn't you ask you to take it home as a gift to your grandfather during the Chinese New Year?" Dan Ning couldn't help wondering.

"There is no chance to speak alone." Huo Mingyan said.It's Chinese New Year, and his father's way is blocked, so many people go to curry favor with Mr. Huo instead.During the holidays, Mr. Huo hardly has any free time, and even his own grandson can't find a chance to join him.

Of course, this also has something to do with Huo Mingyan's dislike of excitement, he is not willing to come forward when he sees someone around, he has been back to his home for several days, and the father and grandson have not even met alone once.

Tannin: "..."

Although it is very unkind, Tannin has a little balance in his heart.Look, even Mr. Huo, who has always been the best to Huo Mingyan, is treated like this. Back then, Huo Mingyan was willing to ignore him and go out on a date with him, which is already amazing!It's a pity that he didn't know Huo Mingyan well enough at that time, otherwise he wouldn't have let go!

Dan Ning said: "Since it's your grandfather's birthday, you should find time to have a good talk with him tonight or tomorrow, and don't hold on to your things, give away everything that should be given away."

Huo Mingyan agreed.

As soon as he hung up the phone, Huo Mingyan took out the tea leaves he had prepared earlier from the Qiankun ring, and knocked on the door of Mr. Huo's room.

Mr. Huo had dealt with the guests for several days, and he was a little upset at first, but when he heard about Huo Mingyan, he suddenly regained his energy, and let Huo Mingyan in with a smile.

Seeing that Huo Mingyan was carrying something in his hand, Mr. Huo was quite surprised: "Hey, you kid will still prepare a birthday gift for me?"

Huo Mingyan responded with an "um": "Happy birthday, grandpa."

Mr. Huo knew that Huo Mingyan couldn't type a word with ten sticks, and it was very rare to find him once, so he didn't care that Huo Mingyan talked less, so he took the tea brought by Huo Mingyan.The two are grandparents, so they don't pay much attention to it. He opened the tea box and sniffed it, then gave a thumbs up and praised: "Good tea, it looks very good."

Huo Mingyan nodded.There is nothing wrong with the things planted by the little paper people. Those tea trees were transplanted into their garden. Now there are not only fruit trees, but also tea trees, and some edible flowers cultivated by the little paper people. There is food and drink all year round.

Mr. Huo picked up a handful of tea leaves and looked carefully, but he didn't see why.He boiled water himself and made tea slowly.No one spoke to the grandpa and grandson, and the room was surprisingly quiet. Mr. Huo slowly poured two cups of tea, took a sip by himself, lifted his spirits, and felt that his whole body was much clearer.When people get old, their thinking tends to become sluggish, but as soon as this tea enters his throat, he feels that the stagnation in his head has been emptied all of a sudden, as if he was ten or twenty years younger.

"Good tea!" Mr. Huo couldn't help admiring even though he was well-informed.He asked Huo Mingyan, "I've drank so much tea, but I can't tell where it comes from. Where did you get it, kid?"

"Your great-grandson planted it for you." Huo Mingyan said calmly.

puff--

Mr. Huo had just had his second sip of tea, and he spit it out after hearing Huo Mingyan's words.When he came back to his senses, he felt sorry for the wasted sip of good tea, and was annoyed at his gaffe, so he couldn't help blowing his beard and staring: "What did you say? Say it again?"

He definitely heard the word "great grandson" just now!

He's still deaf!

Mr. Huo put down his teacup and waited for Huo Mingyan to answer.He didn't dare to drink anymore, for fear that Huo Mingyan would say something too exciting again.

Huo Mingyan said: "This tea was planted for you by your great-grandson."

"I don't remember that Zhihe has this skill." Mr. Huo said tentatively.

"It's not Zhihe." Zhihe is the son of his elder brother and the eldest grandson of the Huo family. He is very outstanding at a young age, and just like his elder brother, he knows at a glance that he will support the Huo family's burden in the future.Huo Mingyan said, "It's me and Danning's child."

"Even if you can get pregnant, you won't be able to give birth to a child in such a young age?" Mr. Huo still thinks that Huo Mingyan is joking, "Could it be that the kid secretly ran away while pregnant with your child, and when you found him, you found that you already had a baby?" A six or seven-year-old kid? A six or seven-year-old kid can’t grow tea either!”

Huo Mingyan: "..."

Huo Mingyan said: "Neither Tanning nor I will get pregnant." He looked at Mr. Huo seriously, mentioned the existence of the little paper figurine, and finally stated, "Both Danning and I recognize this child, and it will be our child from now on. If I have a chance, I will bring it back to meet you."

Shan's father and Shanning's stepmother are ordinary people, and it's not good for Shanning to tell them the existence of the little paper figurine directly, but Mr. Huo is different.Mr. Huo knew the usefulness of the green rope chain, and told Mr. Huo that there was such a "grandson", he must be easier to accept than others.

After listening to Huo Mingyan's words, Mr. Huo nodded.In the end it was a matter of decision between Huo Mingyan and Dan Ning, as an old man, he was not easy to get involved.Originally, he thought that the two men would be too lonely together, but now that they have a "child", he feels much more at ease than before.Mr. Huo said: "This is what you said. You must bring them back to see me later."

Huo Mingyan nodded.

The next day was Mr. Huo's birthday banquet.

Mr. Huo didn't plan to hold a big event, but there were still a lot of guests on the day of the birthday banquet - Mr. Huo just held the birthday banquet because he didn't want to deal with so many people one by one.

Huo Mingyan has always disliked such occasions, but he is one of the grandsons of Mr. Huo's two direct relatives, so he has to show his face if he doesn't like it.

After the opening, Huo Mingyan found a corner to stay, sipping the juice one after another, taking out his phone from time to time to chat with Dan Ning.He was sitting in the corner originally trying to get quiet, but he didn't expect to encounter a good show after only being quiet for a while——

It was played by a girl in her twenties and two suitors for Huo Mingyan.

The girl's demeanor was a little cold, and the two suitors were very excited when she occasionally gave a smiling face.I don't know how the girl did it. After a while, the two suitors fought, and the elders who knew each other came over and dragged them away.

From Huo Mingyan's point of view, the girl's eyes were full of indifference and ridicule, and it was obvious at a glance that she did it on purpose.

As if sensing Huo Mingyan's gaze, the girl turned her head to look at Huo Mingyan who was sitting in the corner.

Huo Mingyan felt that the girl looked familiar, especially those cold eyes.However, Huo Mingyan was not interested in strangers, and even less interested in strangers of the opposite sex. He exchanged glances with the girl and then looked away.

At this time, someone came to the girl again.Huo Mingyan was not far from them, and he could hear the other party's voice: "I brought you in with great difficulty, so don't always put on such an appearance of refusing people thousands of miles away. Opportunities are rare, you give me a good grasp! You Neither your mother nor your father have your personality, and I don't know who you resemble."

The girl didn't speak, her eyes were still indifferent.

"What's your attitude?" The visitor was annoyed by the girl, "Chang Huanxin, I'm your uncle!"

"I didn't know that uncle still worried about his nephew's marriage." The girl said lightly.

The visitor turned blue with anger, gave the girl a hard look, turned and left.

The girl stood there for a while, then left from the corner.

Huo Mingyan felt that the man was a little familiar just now, and looked up a few times, but he didn't remember where he saw him.He doesn't care about everything in the capital, so naturally he doesn't bother to recognize these people in the capital.

Fortunately, Wei Yixiao found him at this moment.Wei Yixiao searched for a long time before finding Huo Mingyan. When he saw Huo Mingyan, he said, "Why are you hiding here? This is your grandfather's birthday banquet. Why don't you go and say hello?"

Huo Mingyan glanced at Wei Yixiao, didn't reply, but pointed to the girl's uncle just now and said, "Do you know this person?"

Wei Yixiao looked in the direction Huo Mingyan pointed, and said, "Yes, why don't you know him? Isn't he the head of the Lu family now? He arranged a lot of people to attend your grandfather's birthday banquet, and when he came, he brought a lot of people with him." The four younger generations who have reached the marriageable age clearly regard your grandfather's birthday banquet as a place for the younger generation of the family to meet. In fact, many people have this idea more or less, but he is the only one who has done it so obviously. Almost everyone has been sold by him to his son and his niece."

Huo Mingyan raised his eyebrows.

Lu family?

Wei Yixiao continued to gossip about Huo Mingyan: "His niece is not bad, she has a cold personality, but she is very smart. I heard that she is only 20 years old and is about to graduate from college. It's a pity that her parents are too weak, not only can't protect this daughter, I want my daughter to protect them in turn. Ever since the old man Chang passed away, the Chang family's property has almost been embezzled by the Lu family. Now the Lu family even wants to decide on the marriage of this niece. It's pitiful. What? Are you interested in her? "

Huo Mingyan shook his head: "Not interested."

He would notice that the girl came because she looked a little familiar, and because her breath was different from others.Although her cultivation base is still very weak, she does have the aura of a practitioner on her body!

But after all, the other party was just an irrelevant person, so Huo Mingyan didn't take it too seriously.

After the birthday banquet, Huo Mingyan went to bid farewell to Mr. Huo and prepared to go back to the bay.

Mr. Huo knew that Huo Mingyan had already returned his heart, so he didn't stop him. He smiled and told him: "After I drink my tea, you have to bring me some more, or I will go to you to ask for it in person. After you drink it, you can send it to me." After the tea I made, I don’t feel like drinking other teas now, you have to take responsibility!”

Huo Mingyan agreed and left the capital overnight.

At the same time, the girl who caught Huo Mingyan's attention at the birthday banquet came to Zixiao Mountain again.

The main peak of Zixiao Mountain is hidden in the depths of clouds and mist, surrounded by 36 small peaks.The girl took the middle road. She walked under the mountain gate and drew out the dagger hidden on her body, which was her only weapon.If it weren't for the good seedlings selected by the Zongmen since childhood, to become a disciple of the Zixiao Sect, one would have to go through the Nine Outer Passes and the Inner Nine Passes——

The girl looked up at the distant main peak of Zixiao Mountain.

This is the fifth time she has passed the level. She almost died in Zixiao Mountain the previous four times, but she still did not give up.

She wants to become a disciple of Zixiao Sect.

She wants to have power beyond mortals——

She's going to get stronger—

Until she can protect the person she wants to protect.

The author has something to say:

Little paper man: I have a great grandfather!Grandpa Zeng likes to drink my fried tea!