chaste dog

"Oh my god, what kind of duck is this, why is it so fierce!"

The big white duck spread its wings, its feathers stood up, and the whole duck swelled to two-thirds of its size.It has short feet, but it does not run slowly. Its long neck stretches and retracts, and its wings slap him vigorously.

Kong Yu was so frightened that he even forgot to throw away the snakeskin bag in his hand. He covered his buttocks with one hand and grabbed the snakeskin bag with the other, scurrying about like headless flies.The summer was dry, and the mud was covered with skin. After Kong Yu's feet ran over, the fine dust was blown by the great white duck's wings to set off a small sandstorm. The duck pecked on the ass.

"I—I——"

As soon as the hard beak touched Kong Yu's buttocks, Kong Yu let out a howl, trying to push the big white duck away with his hands, but the big white duck clung to Kong Yu's buttocks, biting and twisting. The pain in his butt was so painful that he almost lost consciousness, he cried and thought, it's over, it's going to leave a scar.

"Go away! You stinky duck!"

Kong Yu kicked and kicked, and almost rolled on the ground, but the big white duck became more and more courageous, and chased Kong Yu, crying and running for tens of meters away.He screamed so badly that he alarmed Lao Lin not far away.When bullied by the big white duck to despair, he finally heard the voice of the hero.

"Xiao Kong, why did you get pecked by a goose??"

Goose? ? ?

This big white duck turned out to be a goose? ? ?

Kong Yu cried and plunged into Lao Lin's arms, grabbed Lao Lin's collar and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, save me."

Lao Lin quickly hugged Kong Yu's body, grabbed the goose's neck precisely with his right hand, and the goose's eyeballs turned wildly, quacking strangely, and wanted to peck Lao Lin. Lao Lin quickly threw him to his relatives: "Tie it up!"

This goose was raised by Lao Lin's relatives to watch the gate and guard the home, and he only recognizes the owner and does not recognize other people.In the hands of the owner, the goose finally calmed down, and Lao Lin had a chance to see how Kong Yu was doing.

Kong Yu's buttocks and arms were covered with bloodstains, and his body throbbed when he moved. He didn't care how sad and ugly his face was covered with mud and tears, so he hugged Lao Lin and cried loudly.

Lao Lin was a little distressed, and wiped Kong Yu's face with his sleeve: "It's okay, what are you doing to provoke geese? Have you never heard that you have to take a detour when you see geese in the countryside?"

"I didn't provoke it!"

Kong Yu howled with the last of his strength: "I just want to eat duck!"

When Kong Yu lay on the bed and gnawed weakly on the duck paw, Yin Mo came.

Yin Mo started laughing from the moment he entered the door, laughing so hard that he could barely walk, it was Zhou Yuyi behind him who reminded him, so he managed to hold it back, but it was a pity that when he opened his mouth, he failed again.

"Hahahahahahaha Konggou, you said you have been wandering in this farmhouse for so long, why can't you even tell the difference between a goose and a duck?"

Kong Yu angrily threw the half-eaten duck paw into the trash can: "Can you tell the difference?"

Yin Mo sat down by the bed, took a duck paw and gnawed it very consciously: "I can't tell."

"I can't tell what you're laughing at me for?"

"I'm laughing at you for being so bold that you dare to catch geese."

"I'm so annoying to you." Kong Yu waved his hand irritably, "You talk too much, can you still be a brother?"

Yin Mo said: "I came to see you specially, why are you driving me away?"

Kong Yu said: "Okay, then take me away, I must leave this ghost place, right now."

Yin Mo said: "Your butt hurts, you have to lie on your stomach, Zhou Yuyi's car can't handle you."

Kong Yu asked, "Then why did you call your husband here?"

Yin Mo said, "Zhou Yuyi has booked tickets, and we'll go to the movies together later."

"..."

"You can go." Kong Yu said sourly, "Leave me alone."

Kong Yu looked a bit miserable, and Yin Mo suddenly felt sympathetic to him: "Why don't you let Lao Lin take you back? His Land Rover should be fine."

"I'd better stay here." Kong Yu drooped his eyelids, he didn't even want to bite the duck's claws, "Let me be here alone, you and your husband go to the movies, anyway, I don't have a boyfriend who cares Me, I don't want to see you stuffing me with dog food."

"Don't be so miserable, can't I find a way for you?" Yin Mo looked down at his watch, there are more than 3 hours before the movie screening, enough to send Kong Yu home, "You clean up yourself , I'll go downstairs to borrow a car."

Kong Yu's eyes lit up instantly: "Okay, okay, go quickly, I'll get up and clean up right away."

Kong Yu struggled to get up, packed all his things, and limped downstairs with his bag on his back to wait for Yin Mo.

A small pickup truck was parked at the door, and Yin Mo was sitting on the driver's seat, lying on the window talking to Zhou Yuyi. They didn't know what they were talking about, and they both laughed. When the people around were not paying attention, they quickly kissed each other. I bit my mouth.

The waiter of the farmhouse was walking towards the door with a mattress in his arms. Kong Yu was dumbfounded. He caught the man and asked, "What is this pickup for? What is your mattress for?"

The man said, "Of course I'm sending you back!"

"Me? Take me back?" Kong Yu pointed to his nose, and he didn't believe it at first, but then he realized something and became furious, "How can you use this kind of pig and dog cart to carry me????"

The man didn't know whether he had no eyesight or was so calm all the time, so he replied, "Because it's convenient."

"..."

Kong Yu limped and limped over. With Zhou Yuyi around, he didn't dare to go up to beat Yin Mo.After the young couple finished their mouths and Zhou Yuyi returned to the house, he walked to the front of the car and knocked on the door: "Hey, what do you mean! What do you mean by driving me in a pickup truck?"

Yin Mo opened the car door and got out of the car: "Didn't you cry and yell not to use Lao Lin's car to take you? I only found the pickup truck and got you a mattress to spread in the bucket. You lie down on it and we I will take you back."

Yin Mo spoke so seriously that he even climbed onto the bucket and hurriedly directed the waiter of the farmhouse to spread the mattress for Kong Yu. Kong Yu was so angry that his chest was tight: "I said, can you stop tricking me? I'm not Little Corgi, my legs are also very long, okay? Look how long this bucket is, can I lie down?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Yin Mo moved the mattress along the diagonal line of the bucket, and added: "It doesn't work on the diagonal either!"

Yin Mo bent down again, dragged the mattress back, put it down against the bucket wall, clapped his hands and straightened up.

"Come, come, let me find a way for you."

Yin Mo made an L-shape with his hand: "You can lie down against the bucket wall, the sum of the two sides is greater than the third side, you can lie down with your legs 1.5 meters long, and you can leave more space, let Lao Lin give you more space." Stuff a few ducks."

"..."

Yin Mo glanced at his legs, bent down again, pulled the mattress, and walked along the corner of the bucket wall, "Actually, your legs are not as long as you think—ah, Konggou!" What are you doing touching my ass???"

Yin Mo clutched his butt and looked back abruptly, unexpectedly seeing Zhou Yuyi.

Zhou Yuyi said to him: "Mo, come down and stop messing around with them."

Yin Mo was innocent: "I didn't mess around."

Zhou Yuyi opened his arms and gestured to him to come down, Yin Mo had no choice but to jump off the bucket, Zhou Yuyi caught him and hugged him into his arms, and pulled down the clothes behind his back: "Haven't you messed around yet? I didn't even notice that my waist was exposed."

Yin Mo lifted his pants up: "Say I'm fooling around, then why didn't you stop me just now?"

Zhou Yuyi smiled and said, "I just like to see you play smart, it's so cute."

"..."

In this way, Kong Yu became a transparent person and was left alone.

"Hello." Kong Yu said sourly, "I said, can you two take a look at me? It's hot weather, can you respect the patients?"

Zhou Yuyi said: "I suggest you let Lao Lin take you back, and I will take you away at the end of the day."

There was no cause and effect, and without much explanation, Zhou Yuyi just said this sentence. Except for being patient with Yin Mo, he always spoke in this tone to everyone else. It clearly sounded like a suggestion, but in fact it was not acceptable to refuse. tone.

Knowing this concession, Kong Yu became the meat in Lao Lin's pot, and hurriedly rubbed against Yin Mo, clinging to him and not letting him go.

Zhou Yuyi took Yin Mo into his arms.

Yin Mo looked at Kong Yu, then at Zhou Yuyi, hung himself on Zhou Yuyi's arm in a very useless manner, and said to Kong Yu, "Let Lao Lin see you off."

"..."

"Ah Mo, our brother for four years! Four years! Not as good as him!"

Kong Yu pointed at Zhou Yuyi with grief and indignation: "Just him? Why! I don't accept it!"

Yin Mo said: "Come on, Aunt Kong, don't act in TV dramas with me. You don't like me driving you in a pickup truck, and you also don't like Lao Lin driving you in a Land Rover. Do you want to ride a goose back?"

When he heard the goose, Kong Yu's body trembled reflexively. Zhou Yuyi patted Yin Mo's buttocks and said, "Mo, don't scare him, let's go."

It happened that Lao Lin came over on a Wuyang motorcycle, and there were a few ducks strung on the back of the motorcycle, quacking and calling.

"Hey, Lao Zhou." Lao Lin took off his sunglasses and greeted Zhou Yuyi, "Did you bring your siblings to see Xiao Kong?"

Yin Mo always felt that this sounded awkward, and he didn't know if it was because of his younger siblings or because of Xiao Kong, or because he knew Lao Lin's real name, and when he saw Lao Lin, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

As soon as Kong Yu saw Lao Lin coming, his face became very ugly: "What are you doing, why are you bringing so many ducks here?"

"Aren't you going to bring some souvenirs back to Auntie?"

Lao Lin stepped off the motorcycle and untied the rope on the back seat. The ducks flapped their wings and fell to the ground, splashing a cloud of dust.

Yin Mo thought to himself, this is truly a local specialty.

Zhou Yuyi said: "At the end of the day, I was going to send Kong Yu, but we have to go first, pickup