chaste dog

Here, the end of the mattress is also laid out for you, and you can figure out the rest. "

Lao Lin was happy: "Okay, I will give Xiao Kong a gift. When I first arrived here, I used this pickup truck to drag hardware every day, running back and forth more than ten times a day. Don't worry Xiao Kong, I will drive the pickup truck absolutely smoothly, ensuring your safety." home."

"...I'd better take the Land Rover." Kong Yu glanced at the pickup truck. The door is uneven and the paint has chipped off a lot. I can't tell how many years it has been used. "At least I bought it at my 4S shop. , safety is guaranteed.”

Lao Lin said, "Okay, whatever you say is what you say."

Kong Yu pushed forward: "I still want that goose."

Lao Lin said: "Goose is not good, my cousin has to take it to the nursing home."

Confucius said: "Then you need goose eggs."

Lao Lin opened the box of the motorcycle and took out a bag of goose eggs: "I prepared it for you earlier, what do you want? Do you want duck eggs?"

"...No more."

Lao Lin said: "Then wait a while, I'll take a shower and change clothes, wait for me."

Lao Lin entered the room excitedly. As soon as he entered the room, Yin Mo lay on Zhou Yuyi's shoulder and burst into laughter: "Oh my god, why do I feel like I'm watching a country love story hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Kong Yu began to chase people away: "What country love story, you can leave as soon as you want, I will be bored if you stay here."

"No, I have to wait for Lao Lin to come out." Yin Mo must see how Lao Lin will dress when he is going to meet his mother-in-law.

"Mo." Zhou Yuyi was a little displeased, and raised his wrist to show him his watch, "There are still three hours."

Yin Mo said: "Just for a while, we will leave when Lao Lin comes out."

Zhou Yuyi stared at him without saying a word.

Yin Mo didn't want to miss this opportunity to watch the excitement, so he acted like a baby on Zhou Yuyi's shoulder, and had to wait for Lao Lin to come out before leaving. Zhou Yuyi couldn't bear him, so the Lord would wait with him. Ten minutes later, Lao Lin came out of the house. Yin Mo lay on Zhou Yuyi's shoulder and silently covered his eyes.

"Let's go." Yin Mo said, "With Lao Lin's multicolored shirt, they are sure to do it."

When Kong Yu saw Lao Lin's clothes, he was also stunned.

After a while, he came back to his senses and asked Lao Lin: "Where did you buy these clothes?? Who bought them for you??? Didn't I buy you so many clothes? Where did you get these clothes?"

Lao Lin lowered his head to look left and right, and asked Kong Yu, "Isn't it good-looking? Prada, I bought it myself."

"..."

Kong Yu was about to vomit blood: "Is it Prada or Prada brand???"

Lao Lin asked, "Is there a difference?"

"..."

Lao Lin added: "I bought this dress a month ago, and I wanted to keep it and wear it when I went home with you to meet my parents. I look old, and I look younger by wearing lighter colors."

Kong Yu said disgustedly: "Who the hell told you that you look young in pink?"

Lao Lin walked over generously and lifted the bag in Kong Yu's hand: "This is called self-confidence. In other words, it's called a good attitude. Let's go, take all the ducks, and Brother Lin will take you home."

"..."

Kong Yu didn't want to talk to Lao Lin all the way.

He could already imagine what his mother would say when she saw Lao Lin.Kong Yu's mouth is completely inherited from his mother, and he is eloquent and can occasionally piss people off.He is also the youngest son of the family, but unlike Zhou Yuyi's situation, Kong Yu was the son of his parents in their forties. At that time, his older brothers and sisters had already become the pillars of the family, and the family's business did not need Parents are worried, this little son is raised and played by parents, he is hung on the waistband by parents every day, dancing square dance with his mother, and then watching his mother's poisonous tongue kill all directions.

When he grew up later, his mother thought that Kong Yu was not so cute anymore, so she raised another Pug named Xiao Er, Kong Yu was the third eldest in the family, and this dog climbed on top of him like this, so angry Kong Yu secretly called this Pug Kong's second child behind his back.

Even though Kong Yu didn't want to take Lao Lin back, and went into the city and then crossed the district, after more than an hour's drive, the car still stopped at the door of Kong Yu's parents' house.

Kong Yu called home in the car, and the phone was answered by the aunt at home. Kong Yu asked if he could ask the aunt to come downstairs to help him, saying that his butt fell and he couldn't climb the stairs.

The aunt was a little worried: "Why did your butt fall? Did you fall over the wall?"

Over the wall? ?

The aunt said again: "Why don't you stay in the isolated place? You want to climb over the wall and fall yourself? Wait, I'll come down right away."

Only then did Kong Yu remember what she said two weeks ago when she was crying and asked Mother Kong to pick him up.

Kong Yu could only say: "Auntie, I didn't fall..."

Aunt asked: "What's going on?"

"..."

Confucian language can't be spoken.Being chased and beaten by geese is a great shame to him, and he certainly doesn't want others to know.

Lao Lin twisted a live duck in a snakeskin bag in his right hand and a big bag in his left hand. Seeing Kong Yu standing motionless in front of the door, Lao Lin asked him, "Xiao Kong, don't you have a key?"

Kong Yu really has no key.

Apart from coming back to eat frequently, he rarely lived at home. Mother Kong was worried that he would lose his key, so she simply took his key back and hung it under the wall clock, saying it would be a backup key.

Kong Yu suddenly felt that his life was a little sad.

After a while, my aunt came downstairs, opened the door, and saw Kong Yu standing at the door with a dejected expression on her face. She thought that he had fallen hard, and hurried forward to help him.

"What's wrong? Can you still go?"

Before touching Kong Yu's arm, he heard "Auntie" from beside him.

As soon as the sound came out, the little brother in the room immediately yelled, and the auntie's eyelids twitched, and she turned her head to see a burly man standing by the gate with two big bags, with a bright smile on his face.

If this smile is put on someone else's face, Auntie would like it very much. This is an expression of enthusiasm, which means that this is a guest brought back by Confucius.But when this smile was on Lao Lin, Auntie panicked a little.

No matter how you look at this smile, there is something wrong...

And this face, this floral shirt, this gold chain, this big chunky bracelet, these flip flops—

My aunt has only seen two kinds of people dressed like this on TV, one is a Hong Kong businessman, and the other is a boss on the road.

She pulled Kong Yu vigilantly, and she pulled behind him like an old hen guarding her cubs, and asked Lao Lin, "Who are you?"

Lao Lin said, "Auntie, I am Xiao Kong's friend."

"friend?"

Another aunt suddenly came up behind Lao Lin, who was Kong Yu's own mother. She was stunned for a moment when she saw Lao Lin, and then looked at Kong Yu, who was holding her buttocks with erratic eyes. It’s a hot day, why don’t you hurry up and sit down!”

After Kong's mother finished speaking, she gave her aunt a look. Seeing Lao Lin excitedly looking like a son-in-law coming to the door, and seeing Kong Yu limping and holding his butt in frustration, the aunt immediately understood and slapped her head. : "Hey, I'm really - hurry up, Xiaoyu's friend, come in quickly, the things will be placed on the ground, I'll deal with them later."

Kong Yu was inexplicably greeted by his mother and aunt, and welcomed Lao Lin in.

It was the first time that my aunt saw Kong Yu bring someone back, but when she found such a person, she was both happy and worried. She didn't forget to check Lao Lin's household registration book when she walked in the door.Mother Kong followed behind into the room, and saw her little brother bouncing around her legs, picked it up and held it in her arms, and limped into the room with the other hand holding Kong Yu.

"Son." Mother Kong asked him, "Why doesn't your boyfriend look feminine this time?"

"..."

Kong Yu asked Kong's mother: "Do you think he looks like my boyfriend? I am a man of taste, rough guys have never been my aesthetic."

Mother Kong looked at Kong Yu in disbelief: "Son, why do you think you are a man of taste?"

"..."

Mother Kong said again: "I'm getting older, so I hope you can find a suitable person. But the same-sex marriage law has been passed, and your chances of finding a spouse have been legally increased by half. Why are you still single?"

Kong Yu said: "I just broke up not long ago, okay?"

Mother Kong asked: "Did someone dump you?"

Kong Yu fell silent.

Mother Kong said: "You, after so many years, you have been planted so many times on those boys who are like big girls, why don't you learn to be smarter?"

Kong Yu said: "Mom, haven't you loved the three-step dance for so many years? Now the square dancing aunts are doing the ghost step dance."

Mother Kong let go of her hand and patted him: "Oh, you son of a bitch, are you still being stubborn?"

As soon as Kong Mu let go, Kong Yu almost lost his footing. Fortunately, there was a wall beside him, so he stabilized his body.

But his butt still hit the wall during this series of movements, and he groaned in pain.

Only then did Mother Kong remember her guess, and asked Kong Yu, "You said he wasn't your boyfriend, why did your ass hurt?"

Kong Yu stuck to the wall and didn't want to talk anymore.

This is a big misunderstanding.

Not only is there a big misunderstanding, but Mother Kong's brain hole is also quite big.

After retiring, Mother Kong became a community volunteer. In addition to dancing in the square, walking the dog and occasionally walking her son, ensuring the safety of the community has also become one of her responsibilities. What new faces have come to this community today, and where will there be safety hazards in the community tomorrow? , can not escape the eyes of Kong Mu.

Kong Yu's boyfriends, Kong's mother, have seen each other before, but they have never seen him brought back. Lao Lin is not like Yin Mo, and there is no spark when they hook up with Kong Yu.

Mother Kong thought to herself, Lao Lin looked excited about his son-in-law coming to the door, and Kong Yu had this kind of virtue, probably Kong Yu was having trouble with Lao Lin.

It's hard to persuade parents to do this kind of thing. Before Kong Yu had time to speak, Kong's mother said: "Okay, okay, I won't do it."