Fight wits with cat owners

In the end, Osamu Dazai still could not escape the human tragedy of being shaved into the Mediterranean Sea.

Looking sadly at himself reflected in the glass, he touched the top of his head, which had been specially left with a handful of "dumb hairs", and listened to Nakahara Chuya's laughter despite hiding it, and decided to shut himself up.

Really, don't let anyone stop me, there is no king crab that can't be cured!

"How about mackerel? Do you feel your head is clear?"

Xiaoqian, who did this devilish act, even came to the door of his autistic cat's nest, with lingering joy in his voice.

Osamu Dazai groaned and buried his head deeper, the whole cat turned its back to Xiaoqian.

"The next time you do something, just think about the chilly feeling on your head, and mackerel should be a little more cautious in your words and deeds, right?"

Educating the other party earnestly, Xiaoqian stroked Osamu Dazai's hair again, seeing the always lively mackerel so closed-off, after all, he felt a little distressed.She stood up and rummaged through the closet.

"I remember that there seemed to be..."

After searching for a long time in the boxes containing the cats' clothes, Xiaoqian always found what she was looking for.

a hat.

"Come on, mackerel don't cry, we just put on our hats."

Reaching out to pick up the autistic cat, Xiaoqian started to do it without saying a word. After a while, Osamu Dazai put a rather happy hat on his head.

"It's really cute, and it perfectly covers your current bald spot, perfect!"

Patting Osamu Dazai on the back, Xiaoqian smiled 'boldly'.

"Okay, let everyone take a look, and if you cover it, everyone won't laugh at you."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I have a bad feeling...

Following Xiaoqian's strength and taking a few steps forward, Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at Chuya Nakahara on the cat climbing frame, whose body was trembling as if he was having epileptic seizures. Accelerator, who was gloating at his misfortune, had no expression on his face.

He turned his head and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was the least concealed, and saw that the other party was covering his eyes and mouth with both hands, and turned around the moment he looked over, with his back to Own.

Osamu Dazai's face was gloomy, hehe.

Xiaobai beside Tsunayoshi Sawada hurriedly 'rescued'.

"Meow~"

"You do look good, mackerel."

He blinked, his face full of sincerity.

"Meow~"

"Looks more 'lively'."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Sinister white mouth, deceitful ghost, do you think I will believe you?

The feeling of his whole head being restrained spontaneously, Dazai Osamu came to the window with a few steps, his expression suddenly froze.

The originally white head with brown fur was covered with a childlike hat. If it was worn on a child's head now, he would boast a few words against his will and buy it for Chuya.

just now……

Although the hat does cover his bald head, the big black knitted eyes seem to mock him fiercely, and the environmentally friendly colors all challenge the world.

There is no doubt that the hat on his head is an extremely realistic frog hat.

Even the color is so green!

green! ! !

"How about mackerel, now you've turned into a little frog, aren't you cute?"

Raising his hand, he touched the top of Osamu Dazai's head, but the hand on the hat felt that it was not as good as Mao Mao. Xiaoqian's hand obviously paused, and moved directly to Mao Mao's back in the next second.

"That's why you should keep wearing it until your fur grows completely, son of a bitch."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I suspect Xiaoqian that you are messing with me, and I have evidence...

"Meow-"

"puff--"

A breathless sound came out in a low voice, but it couldn't be concealed from the cat with its eyes and ears. Osamu Dazai glanced lightly at Chuya Nakahara, who was trembling again, with a sinister expression.

How could he be punished by himself alone?Obviously these people have done a lot, right?

not to mention……

With a meow, he ran into a nearby cardboard box and made no sound.Xiaoqian also withdrew her hand, sat back on the sofa, and stretched.

"It was hard to cut the hair of the mackerel, and now..."

and many more!

The movement of raising her hand stopped suddenly, and Xiaoqian's gaze was fixed on her pile of books, feeling that something was not quite right.

My pile of notebooks...is it a little less?

Xiaoqian's eyes froze, and the cats who could laugh at Dazai's misfortune suddenly became nervous.

"My book seems to be short by more than one level."

All the cats and cats have a guilty conscience.

Indeed, 10 (+1) books are missing... Cough.

"I remember I was not at this height before I chased the mackerel."

Slightly squinting her eyes, Xiaoqian's eyes wandered over all the cats.

The mackerel was ruled out. After all, he was chasing him, so the culprit must be one of the four remaining at home, or maybe it was a gang committing the crime?

"If you confess, you will be lenient and if you resist, you will be strict. Whoever did it just need to hand over the book and I can let it go, otherwise..."

Xiao Qian chuckled, with a chilly threat in his voice.

"Whoever is the second mackerel."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

noob:"……"

This, this threat is too scary!

Qi Shushu turned their heads to look at Osamu Dazai in the cardboard box, and Osamu Dazai tilted his head indifferently, and returned all the cats with a bright but malicious smile.

"Have you seen enough? If you have seen enough, confess to me."

Xiaoqian knocked on the table, her voice lowered.

"Otherwise, when I check the surveillance and find out who it is, don't blame me for destroying the cat."

monitor……

monitor? !

Fuck monitoring! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhongya was dumbfounded. Like a rusty machine, he raised his head one by one, and looked at the cameras above his head in all directions in horror.

Now that it has been checked and monitored, it is obviously the rhythm of exposure!At that time, don't talk about super power cats, everything in the notebook can be quickly found out! !

Think about it based on the notebooks they throw, a fool can guess their questions!

Originally, I wanted to delete the content of the video when Xiaoqian usually went out to buy groceries!

"Aw, aww..."

"Predecessor, senior..."

Seeing Nakahara Chuya's movements, Sawada Tsunayoshi instantly sensed something was wrong, and his intuition sounded like an alarm. He raised a hand tremblingly, with expectation in his voice.

"Senior Central Plains, you must block the monitoring! Right! Block it! Must block it!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I also want to block it, but do I not need to float things up to block the monitoring?There are surveillance cameras in all four corners of this room, I'm afraid that every piece of paper I float will be recorded!So there is no blocking at all!

"Meow..."

"I……"

Facing Sawada Tsunayoshi's hope, Nakahara Nakaya struggled to tell the truth.

"Meow..."

"No block..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked desperate for an instant.

it's over...

To be exposed...

Will be kicked out of the house...

Then I went to the trash can to rummage in the wind and sun. At night, there was no soft cushion and warm temperature, and even the water could only drink from the river outside.

even……

Turning his head to look out of the pitch-black window, although he couldn't see the outside world at night, it was not hard to think about it.

After all, it is winter now! ! !

It's icy cold, with ruthless snowflakes floating in the sky, and the icy cold wind is icy cold, and I will shiver and hide in the corner when the time comes. If I'm lucky, I will huddle with my seniors and struggle to maintain the remaining heat in my body.

In the end, on the second day after the winter sun rose, my frozen body lay stiffly in the corner, and there was no one to collect the body...

It's too bad! ! !

Succeeded to be frightened by his own imagination, Sawada Tsunayoshi's face was ashen, he looked up at the seniors around him, and took a deep breath.

It is impossible for no one to stand up at this time. If Xiaoqian really watched the surveillance and found out about superpowers, all of them would be miserable!

At this time, let me, who has been unable to do anything all this time, do something for Senior Central Plains!

Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression became firm, he raised his legs tremblingly, and came to Xiaoqian, when all the cats didn't react, he meowed heroically.

"Aw, ow!"

"Yes, I did it!"

"Sim...bah?"

Xiaoqian stroked her chin with deep thought in her eyes.

It turned out to be Simba?It feels very wrong.

Simba is the most timid in the family. If it is said that he took the initiative to cause trouble, he has never once caused trouble. He usually hides softly in the corner when he is stared at by other cats. Now he dares to stand up and say that he caused the trouble?

Could it be...

Xiaoqian glanced at the other cats with a strange expression, and focused on Chuya Zhongyuan.

Could it be that Simba was threatened by his brothers so he had to stand up and be the one who took the blame?

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada take the initiative to stand up, Nakahara Nakahara also looked confused.

"Meow?"

"What are you making fun of???"

I half stretched my legs and was going to confess to Xiaoqian that I did it, but you rushed out and made me a scapegoat?

Am I the same person in the Central Plains?Is it shameless to let a child take the blame for me?

A few steps rushed to the side of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Nakahara raised his claws and pushed the opponent away, raised his head and meowed at Xiaoqian.

"Meow!"

"I did it, it has nothing to do with him!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Although I was very moved, but Senior Zhongyuan, once you jumped out, wouldn't that mean that the punishment became two people! ! !

Choking his throat, Sawada Tsunayoshi spoke deeply.

"Ouch..."

"But Senior Central Plains, I am also an accomplice..."

Nakahara Chuya pushed Sawada Tsunayoshi's body again, with a firm voice.

"Meow."

"If you say it's nothing to you, it's nothing to you."

"Ow."

"I also picked out several books in it. I can't let Senior Central Plains alone bear the punishment just because Senior Central Plains can destroy books humanely."

Sawada Tsunayoshi subconsciously straightened his body and patted his chest.

"Ow!"

"If you want to punish, let's punish together. I also owe it to Senior Central Plains to destroy those things, so..."

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi could finish speaking, Chuya Nakahara interrupted him with a speechless face.

"Meow..."

"Are you stupid..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback.

"Ow?"

"Hey."

"Meow."

"Just look at your usual appearance. How can you look like you can jump up and down with a book and then hide it or throw it away?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was bewildered.

"Aw, ow?"

"I, don't I look like that?"

After all, he is also a boy?Although he is at the bottom of this family, it's not like he can't even pick up a book, right?

"Meow."

"Don't think about it, that's ten books."

Nakahara Nakahara, who could tell what Tsunayoshi Sawada was thinking at a glance, pushed Tsunayoshi Sawada to the side of the sofa, and came to a conclusion with a blank expression.

"Meow."

"And you are."

When you walk, you can stumble with your left foot and trip your right foot. Haven’t you figured out what you usually do?

"So the perpetrator is Chuya?"

Looking at the two cats pushing one in with amazement, Xiaoqian knocked on the table and left to guess.

"Or is it that you two cats ganged up to commit the crime?"

After all, Chuya has done something like smashing the bathroom door, I think he must be one of them, but judging by the height of my books, at least six or seven books are missing, and Chuya does this kind of thing by herself, but other cats are not It's suspicious if you don't stop it.

And lucky didn't even fight with chuya

So unless - it's a gang crime!

She was clear about the matter of her cat in her heart, but Xiaoqian still had a serious face and remained calm.

"Any other cats?"

Looking at Fang Accelerator and Xiao Bai, Xiao Qian simply leaned on the sofa and raised his legs, speaking casually.

"Are you sure it's just the two of you?"

One of the accomplices, Accelerator: "..."

Little one of the accomplices Bai: "..."

There was silence in the air, and three seconds later, Accelerator spoke first.

"Meow!"

"Isn't it just a book?"

Maintaining his disdainful meow bullying posture, he jumped off the cat climbing frame a few times, came to Xiaoqian neatly, and spoke frankly.

"Meow."

"I'll buy you ten copies when I go back."

As long as it's not about him, he doesn't care whose notebook Xiaoqian reads.

After the words were finished, Xiao Bai who was by the wall also jumped onto the sofa. He lowered his head slightly, and let out a soft meow in a very guilty manner.

"Meow……"

"Actually, there's me..."

All the cats took the initiative to confess their mistakes. Xiaoqian looked at the four cats who obediently admitted their mistakes, and looked like they knew it long ago, but he was sighing in his heart.

Fairy Bai has failed in her studies, and one or two even know how to commit crimes in gangs!

This is no longer fine!

"Tell me yourself, how much hatred do you have with the book for you to do this?"

All the meows complained silently in their hearts: The hatred is so big, who would have thought that they would see their own fanben?Still restricted!

"So where do you hide your books?"

Stretching out his hand to rub Xiaobai's face beside him, Xiaoqian lowered his voice.

"If you hand it over now, your sentence will be reduced!"

All Meows: "..."

It's all turned into shredded paper and I don't know where it flew. Where can I hand it over to you? Hey!

Taking a deep breath, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that this could not go on anymore, he raised his right paw as a signal, and then walked decisively to the balcony.

Xiaoqian got up to follow, and then she saw Zhongyuan Zhongya raised his paw and pointed to the outside of the balcony.

Xiaoqian: "..."

Damn it, no!

He looked at the cat in disbelief, but the other party was serious, not joking at all.

"I'm going downstairs now!"

My notebook might be waiting for my rescue in the snow right now!

Carrying the flashlight, Xiaoqian dressed urgently, grabbed the key, opened the door and went downstairs, leaving a kind of cat and cat looking at each other.

"Ow?"

"Anyway...Xiao Qian went downstairs, right..."

Blinking his eyes a little uneasily, Tsunayoshi Sawada hesitated in his voice.

"Ow."

"It won't be dangerous, right? It's so dark outside now, besides, Senior Central Plains broke the books, so Xiaoqian can't find them at all."

Although the community seems to be safe and there are security guards at the gate, but it's so dark now, it's still not safe for girls to go outside, right?

"Meow!"

"I follow her."

Chuya Nakahara ran directly to the window sill without saying a word. The moment he was about to fly out, he remembered something again, and flew back to look at Osamu Dazai.

"Meow."

"While going out, delete Dazai and you from the monitoring."

"Meow~"

"Why don't you say you are stupid, little dwarf?"

Yawning lazily, Dazai Guazi raised his head, and glanced lightly at Nakahara Nakaya, with unconcealable schadenfreude in his eyes.

"Meow~"

"She lied to you. Xiaoqian didn't turn on the video because she was going out. She has been cleaning up since she got home and hasn't had time to turn on the camera."

Let you all rush to admit your mistakes, and all of you will shave my bald hair!

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

One way:? ? ?

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

noob:? ? ?

No, no camera?Then why are we so nervous?