Fight wits with cat owners

After searching downstairs for a long time, she couldn't find her own notebook. Xiaoqian returned home tiredly against the cold wind, and sighed deeply.

It may have been picked up or thrown away...

After hanging up the clothes, Xiaoqian returned to the living room, looking at the cats with a gloomy chill.

"In this case, you all line up for me one by one."

Picking up the scissors and electric pusher, Xiaoqian lowered his head, half of his face was embedded in the shadow, and his whole body exuded a terrifying aura.

"The crime of running away from battle will be given a higher class!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

noob:"……"

The cats looked at each other in blank dismay. Before they could react, Osamu Dazai, who had been lying in the box, immediately regained his energy. He swished onto the armrest of the sofa, his eyes widened, and the inside was full of gloating.

come!Let's go bald together!

however……

"Chuya, just stick your tail over and don't move, or the mackerel over there will be your treat."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Wait, what about being bald together?How did it become a shaved tail?I only have one copy, but they threw away eleven copies!

Xiaoqian didn't know what Dazai was thinking, she just pinched Nakahara Chuya's tail, and the scissors in her hand were merciless.

"Now you have committed the crime for the second time. The second time the mackerel cut off the cat on the tail. Mom is not unreasonable. Your punishment is also the same as the mackerel. This time all the tail hairs are cut. Do you understand? "

The scissors under his hand were cutting, and Nakahara Zhongya turned his back to Xiaoqian. Feeling the cold temperature of the scissors, he stiffened his body, trying to suppress the thought of moving his tail.

If it moves, it will hit Xiaoqian's scissors so fast now, if he accidentally cuts his tail, it may break.

click - click -

After a while, the sound of the scissors turned into the buzzing and vibrating sound of the electric pusher, and as the orange fur was shaved off little by little, after a while, only the tail with a tuft of hair at the end was successfully fresh out of the oven.

The expressionless Xiaoqian put the fallen Mao Mao into a small bag and looked at the next cat.

"Next one, come here."

In this way, one by one was rotated, and soon, all four cats had their tails shaved, so that people could tell that they were cats from the same family at a glance.

"Today's punishment is over. Except Xiaobai, all the cats should sleep in the living room for a month."

Locking the rest of the books in the upstairs room, Xiaoqian ruthlessly gave the order. She picked up Xiaobai and went back to the bedroom without looking back to change clothes, wash and sleep.

Only a group of cats with either bald tails or bald heads looked at each other.

"Aw, aww..."

"At least it's just a tail..."

Looking back at his bald tail with heartache, Sawada Tsunayoshi tried his best to comfort everyone.

"Ow."

"It's good enough not to be bald..."

In the middle of speaking, Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly felt a chill, and a "chilling" gaze from the left kept coming, with obvious resentment, which made people tremble subconsciously.

Isn't Senior Dazai on my left! ! !

Sensing some kind of 'maliciousness', Tsunayoshi Sawada straightened his body instantly, and quickly changed his words.

"Ow?"

"I don't know where the clothes with the tail are?"

Although it is quite normal for cat hair to grow back after being shaved, neither I nor my seniors are cats, so it is very difficult to say what this hair is.

If it is clothes, it can still grow, if it is not clothes, but I know very well that I must be wearing clothes when I become a cat, which makes people very contradictory.

The most important thing is that human beings don't have tails, so it's really hard to say where this tail replaces.

"Meow~"

"Where else could it be?"

With a smirk, Osamu Dazai shook his tail, his voice was deliberately lowered, half of his face was in shadow, with a serious sense of terror.

"Meow~"

"Of course it's the clothes on your ass—"

"Aw, aww?!!"

"Fart, ass?!!"

After thinking about it, it really makes sense, Tsunayoshi Sawada panicked instantly, he stretched out his hand involuntarily, and subconsciously touched behind him.

etc!If this is the case, you won't leak your ass when you transform back! ! !

Lying back to the cat's nest anxiously, after Xiaoqian turned off the lights, in the dark living room, Tsunayoshi Sawada, feeling the familiar smell, did not suffer from insomnia as he imagined, but fell into a very peaceful sleep.

Several cats also quietly lay back to their usual positions, and it was extremely quiet for a while.

It was so quiet until the middle of the night.

"boom--"

The slight sound was barely audible, and the feeling of weightlessness was extremely obvious. Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai became alert instantly. They quickly opened their eyes, but what greeted them was a scene that only happened during the day.

At this moment, a familiar voice came.

"Nakaya-kun, how do you feel right now?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head subconsciously. He stared blankly at Sen Owai, who was dressed in black and wearing a red scarf, and suddenly realized that his perspective seemed a little wrong.

Why are you so short?

He quickly lowered his head, only to see himself and Dazai not far away...all squatting subconsciously, on all fours...

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Standing up quickly, Nakahara Nakaya looked around quickly, and soon discovered the problem.

Surrounded by the leader of the forest, Miss Hongye, and some entourage, and on the opposite side is the silver-haired samurai black-haired detective I saw in the manga exhibition, etc...

There is even Tsunayoshi Sawada, who at first sight is Tsunayoshi Sawada, between the two groups.

He took a deep breath, trying to suppress the feeling of wanting to control the muscles of his face, and was about to answer seriously when he heard Osamu Dazai's laughter from beside him.

"Pfft-"

The scene of ghosts and animals spread in his mind appeared before his eyes again, and Zhongyuan Zhongya couldn't help it anymore.

"……puff."

Hong Kong gangsters:? ? ?

Wu reconnaissance people:? ? ?

Peng Liezhong:? ? ?

……

……

In the dark living room, the pink smoke quietly dispersed. Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu, who should have fallen asleep, both opened their eyes, full of astonishment.

"Meow... huh?"

"what happened?"

Even in the dark, he could see very clearly. Zhongyuan Zhong also looked down at his furry paws, unable to react for a while.

"Meow~"

"What else could it be?"

Walking out of the cat's nest a little uncomfortable, Osamu Dazai looked up and glanced at Accelerator who opened his eyes and glanced at them, then retracted his gaze, and then he walked patiently and came to the place where Zhongya was located. beside.

"Meow."

"follow me."

After finishing speaking, he looked up and looked around the room, and then slowly climbed up to the second floor with a calm expression.

Behind him, Zhongyuan Zhong also stood upright on the same spot. He tentatively walked around twice before slowly following behind with steps that seemed to be walking on a rugged mountain road.

"Meow?"

"So we're turning into cats?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also scratched his head a little anxiously, his face full of disbelief.

"Meow!"

"Isn't this too strange? Before being hit by that pink rocket launcher, it was still daylight, but now it's a cat, and it's still black sky. Could it be that it was moved to the other half of the earth?"

It's strange to say that he was obviously cooperating with Pengo Li's mafia on some matter, but when the pink rocket launcher flew over, he found that he couldn't move at all, and could only watch helplessly as Osamu Dazai finished bombing. The bazooka flew towards him and was enveloped inside.

"Meow."

"I thought it was just a legend, but it turned out to be true."

The kite-colored cat eyes narrowed slightly, and Osamu Dazai looked at his current body, only feeling a little tight in his head.He raised his paw to touch his head and found that he was wearing a hat.

Cats wearing hats?Turning around in his heart, looking at Chuya Nakahara who was in deep thought in front of him, Osamu Dazai decided not to touch the hat for the time being.

Presumably tell him that picking it up is not a good thing!

"Meow."

"You mean... the legendary Bovino family heirloom [Ten Years Later Bazooka] that is said to be able to be exchanged with my ten-year-old self for five minutes?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly realized that he frowned and spoke in a low voice.

"Meow."

"But it doesn't look like 'ten years later', let alone the two of us will become cats in ten years, it's not funny to write about it."

What's more, Dazai's supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] has no ability to turn him into a cat.

"Meow~"

"So there's only one explanation."

Looking at the scene on the second floor, Osamu Dazai spoke very casually.

"Meow~"

"We have entered another world."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Meow..."

"Do you think I'm stupid? Even if it's another world, what's going on now?"

He raised his paw and patted the floor, the pads of his flesh touched the floor and made a 'pop--' sound, Nakahara Chuya's voice was serious.

"Meow."

"This kind of body is not something other worlds can explain clearly."

"Meow~"

"Isn't that easy?"

Osamu Dazai curled his lips and spoke without hesitation.

"Meow~"

"It means that in this world we are just cats."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ? ?

What the hell?cat?

For a moment, Nakahara Nakaya looked at Dazai Osamu as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person.

How is it possible that I am a cat in this world?Why don't you, Dazai, go to heaven?

"Meow?"

"Do not believe?"

Osamu Dazai blinked and gave an example casually.

"Meow~"

"The furnishings downstairs, those toys, the cat climbing frame, and those cats, and even the cats in the other two litters, and you came out of the cat litter, can these things be formed in a day or two?"

The corners of his mouth curled up gloatingly, and Osamu Dazai coughed lightly, his voice low.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, what you care about most now is our own body."

Chuya Nakahara, who was successfully led by the nose by Osamu Dazai, had a serious look on his face.

That's right, now I and Dazai obviously only exchanged souls, so in my body now there are two cats controlling the body!

Cats control the human body!Damn it, when I go back, I won't be victimized by wind reviews, what if I eat cat food and get rubbed against the tree wall or something! ! !

no no no!Chuya Nakahara, calm down!There is also the leader and Sister Hongye, they must be able to control themselves!

"Meow~"

"But Chuya, don't worry, whether it's the Armed Detective Agency, the Port Mafia, or even Pengelie will find a way to let us go back, so just wait."

Shaking his tail, feeling the tail behind him like an arm, Osamu Dazai's voice was brisk.

"Meow~"

"Becoming a cat is such a magical experience."

"Meow..."

"I don't think so..."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was worried in his heart, was also relieved. He raised his paw and touched the furry ears on the top of his head, then looked at the obviously shaved tail behind him, and said in a deep voice.

"Meow."

"In this way, the identity is very clear. It looks like a house cat at first glance. If it's a room..."

Thinking back to the scene of the living room with some hesitation, Zhong Yuanzhong quickly made a judgment.

"Meow."

"It should be a woman, the kind who lives alone."

"Meow~"

"So, there is only one thing that is most important now."

With a mischievous light in his eyes, Osamu Dazai remained calm and continued to fool Chuya Nakahara.

"Meow~"

"—like how to pretend to be a normal house cat."