Fight wits with cat owners

In the end, Zhong Yuanzhong still ate the cat meal. Although the meal was delicious according to his conscience, as long as he thought that it was cat food, he felt an inexplicable awkwardness in his heart.

While Xiaoqian was washing the dishes, Xiaobai, who wanted to eat two servings but failed, sent her condolences.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, what's wrong with you? You seem to have a bad appetite."

Sawada Tsunayoshi on the side also nodded.

"Ow?"

"Is it because of the shaving? But it should grow back soon, right? After all, think about it, what we did yesterday was too much."

yesterday?What happened yesterday?

Not knowing what happened here yesterday at all, Zhong Yuanzhong also had no choice but to nod calmly, and pretended to be just because of what they said, and sighed.

"Meow~"

"Don't worry, Chuya is helpless after all."

Intentionally or not, Xiaobai's words lead to what happened last night.

"Meow~"

"It seems that Chuya is really worried?"

Infected by Xiaobai's words, Tsunayoshi Sawada clenched his fist to comfort him instantly.

"Ouch..."

"Don't worry, Zhong..." Senior Yuan

Before Tsunayoshi Sawada finished speaking, a burst of pink smoke suddenly rose.This familiar color made Zhongyuan Zhongye instantly alert. He took a step back and stared straight at the center of the smoke.

The sudden smoke made all cats and cats turn their eyes to Sawada Tsunayoshi. After a few seconds, the smoke quickly dispersed, and it was still Sawada Tsunayoshi who stayed in place.

It seemed that nothing had changed, and the fur was not messed up in the slightest, but those brown cat eyes were full of disbelief.

"Ouch..."

"I……"

The angle of view became a little strange, and the strange room I saw also had a very tall feeling.He lowered his head, looking at his body at the moment, his pupils constricted instantly.

etc!What's with the hair and claws? ! !

Although his heart was in shock, Sawada Tsunayoshi, who knew exactly what happened to him, took a deep breath to calm himself down.

It's just that Lanbo's ten-year-old bazooka bomb accidentally fell at his feet, and he would go back in 5 minutes if he was quick.

Recalling the cause and effect, Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his head and looked around.In this matter, the figures of several cats and the sound of washing dishes in the kitchen were clearly exposed to his senses.

"Meow?"

"Simba, are you alright?"

A strange white cat beside him looked at him worriedly.

Wait, why can I see worry in a cat's eyes? ? ? ?

But... I, or the me in this parallel world, is not only a cat, but is my name Simba?It's incredible.

"Ow."

"I'm fine, thank you for your concern."

Nodding to Xiaobai, Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes first looked at Xiaoqian who was washing dishes in the kitchen.

So this is...well, your own home in this world?After all, ten years later, the bazooka had countless failures, but the person who was exchanged must be himself in the parallel world. Only this one, there will be absolutely no errors.

Although this was the first time he had seen such a situation, as the leader of Peng Gelie who had experienced the storm, he definitely would not be shocked by this accident.

So you're not even a human being?

But if it's a cat...

The whole living room is simple, clean and full of warmth. A five-story large cat climbing frame stands by the wall. A cat frowns at itself on the top floor. There is a box of cat cans in the corner, and even some small cat clothes. Hang on a shelf.

It seems that life is good.

"Meow..."

"You are……"

Looking at the familiar pink smoke that he had experienced a few hours ago, Nakahara Zhong also looked at the 'Simba' in front of him inquiringly. People have to doubt.

Not to mention those eyes...

I only saw it a few hours ago, let alone the mafia who held the rocket launcher ten years later, so add this kind of look.

Unmistakable, he must be—

"Meow~"

"Isn't this the leader of Vongola, Sawada Tsunayoshi?"

Osamu Dazai directly interrupted the answer Chuya Nakahara was about to say, directly revealing the identity of the opposite party.

"Meow~"

"You were accidentally hit by your own rocket launcher."

Although it was a question sentence, Osamu Dazai said it with absolute certainty.

After all, even though they were in talks, they and China would not be able to get the leader of the strongest Italian mafia to save them by putting himself at risk.

"Ow?"

"You are... Dazai Osamu of the Armed Detective Agency and Nakahara Chuya, the cadre of the Port Mafia."

Recognizing the identity of the opposite person from the color of the eyes and words, Tsunayoshi Sawada smiled apologetically, and spoke helplessly.

"Ow."

"I'm sorry, because of Lanbo, I accidentally let you get hit by the bazooka. You will be back in 5 minutes, but because the bazooka is broken again, I am also urgently repairing it. It will take three days at most. back."

"Meow?"

"So it was really an accident for you?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed surprise.

Knowing that it is broken, he can still get it in front of his leader and even get the leader beaten. How careless is Peng Gelie?

"Ouch..."

"This……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi coughed lightly, showing his usual 'big sky' smile.

"Ow."

"It was just an accident."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Just when the three people who got together unexpectedly were about to have a good talk, a strange voice suddenly came.

"Meow~"

"So the current Simba is Simba from another world?"

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai:_(:3∠)_

Turning his head with a swipe, he saw a pure white cat looking at them curiously.

Wait, why can a cat understand what the hell they just said? ? ?

Xiao Bai, who was looked at by several people with surprised eyes, blinked, and said some scary words with a natural face.

"Meow~"

"Then chuya and mackerel are also chuya and mackerel from another world? I said, why do you feel that something is wrong with chuya today? It turns out that you are chuya from another world."

Several people suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Meow~"

"Did something happen while you were sleeping? After all, everyone was fine at night."

In an instant, Zhong Yuanzhong was stunned. He frowned tightly and looked at Xiao Bai with inquiry.

"Meow?"

"Don't you find it strange?"

If a person guesses the truth like this? He has no objection. After all, they didn't hide their cliché just now. The white cat heard it and heard it. They didn't think a cat could understand time travel at all. What kind of profound topic is soul exchange.

Now, not only did people understand it, but they had already discovered that it was wrong, and even guessed the time.

Are all cats this smart? ? ?

"Meow?"

"What's so strange about that?"

Xiaobai asked suspiciously.

"Meow?"

"Isn't it a very common setting? What about time travel, soul swapping, superpowers, magical girls, aliens, gods or evil gods."

After all, Xiaoqian has watched a lot of anime with him, and with the little familiarity with super powers, he is not surprised.

He gave a lot of examples eloquently, and at the end, Xiaobai came to a conclusion with a well-informed and confident look.

"Meow~"

"So it's just a soul exchange. Fortunately, you didn't exchange your body."

As he spoke, he sighed earnestly.

"Meow~"

"Otherwise it would be bad to scare Xiaoqian."

Both Nakahara Chuya and Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help but began to reflect on whether they were making too much fuss. Now even a cat seems calmer than themselves.

Only Osamu Dazai began to ponder in his heart.

Are you sure that 'Xiao Qian' will be scared by them?Is it because the bald tail grew so strange overnight or something else...

"Meow."

"Hey, you guys."

A deep voice came from Shangdao, and several cats raised their heads towards the source of the sound, and what they saw was Accelerator with a disgusted face on the cat climbing frame.

"Meow."

"I don't care what time period you are in, but since you are already here, don't make trouble for me."

There was ice in the red eyes, and Accelerator looked down at the cats below with a cold voice.

"Meow."

"If you dare to let Xiao Qian have something to do...heh."

The rest of the words were not uttered, but the meaning of Accelerator's threat was well conveyed.

Anyone who dares to make trouble will be killed!

The three cats from the parallel world fell silent.

Another one who understands, cats...are all such intelligent creatures?You can't see it at all on weekdays, can you?

After all, it was wrong, Sawada Tsunayoshi and the others didn't care about being threatened by a cat, and Nakahara Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai who wanted to have a theory with one party, and directly pushed him aside to warn.

"Meow."

"Don't make trouble."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

How could it be trouble?I'm going to test the depth of the other party. Don't you think that the cats in this family are not simple?

"Meow~"

"Well, lucky is just stubborn, but he doesn't bother to talk to anyone when no one provokes him."

Xiaobai smoothed things over with a brisk voice.

"Meow~"

"But what he said was what I was going to say."

With golden cat eyes settling down, Xiaobai raised the bright smile he always had, and his voice was as lively as ever, but there was an extremely obvious warning in it.

"Meow~"

"Absolutely, absolutely, you must not cause trouble for Xiaoqian."

After all, he could always feel that mackerel... No, Osamu Dazai was never a good person, even though the other party always said 'I'm lively', he couldn't fool him at all.

Nakahara Chuya, this person has a good heart, but he has a dark aura about him. From the previous revelations, we can also know that he is a mafia.

And Tsunayoshi Sawada...

Thinking back to Sawada Tsunayoshi's timid look like a rabbit, Shiro made a conclusion.

Although he seems to be a mafia leader, he is unexpectedly a very innocent child.

But now this is not easy to say.

Recently, I have felt my ability and tried it secretly, but it seems that it is not used for fighting, but if they really want to do something to hurt Xiaoqian, I will stop them no matter what!

Focusing on the cats in front of him with a more dangerous aura, Xiaobai's clear eyes were darkened, and he spoke repeatedly.

"Meow."

"Absolutely, yes, no, yes, yes."