Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow?"

"Masquerading as... a cat?"

Nakahara also looked down at himself and Dazai Osamu's body with some hesitation, expressing doubts.

"Meow?"

"The cat's words are easy to disguise, right?"

Isn't it just eating, sleeping and eating?No more grabbing and running around at something?

"Meow..."

"Can you take a good look at yourself before you say that?"

Osamu Dazai pouted speechlessly, with contempt in his voice.

"Meow."

"Which cat stands upright and walks on its hind legs?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Didn't you also walk like this...

"Meow."

"Would you resist if you were touched?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Meow."

"Do you know what this cat is like? Do you know what it likes to play?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Meow."

"If you throw a cat teaser, can you act like you're having fun with it?"

"Meow..."

"do not talk……"

Zhong Yuanzhong also covered his face in pain, feeling a little pain in his head.

"Meow."

"It's just walking, just get used to it, and other things can be adjusted accordingly, but Dazai, there is one thing I really want to say."

Osamu Dazai:?

"Meow!"

"The hat on your head hahahaha is green, is it a frog hahahahaha!"

Covering his belly and bending over to laugh wildly, Nakahara Chuya's voice was obviously gloating.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha, just thinking of you Dazai Osamu in it makes me feel like I can laugh for a year hahahahaha!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Meow."

"Is your tail better than mine?"

"Meow!"

"But the green hat hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Alright little guy, you're done.

Staring blankly at Chuya Nakahara, who was laughing so hard that he almost beat the wall, Osamu Dazai made a decision in his mind.

See if I don't fool you to death!

After laughing, the two cats were finally able to 'coexist peacefully'. After getting used to how to walk and jump on all fours for a while, they took silent steps to familiarize themselves with the terrain.

"Meow."

"My powers are still there."

A red light appeared on his body, and Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to fly up to signal, but thinking of the surveillance in the corner, he still gave up this idea.

"Meow."

"Although it has been weakened, it is indeed there."

"Meow..."

"In this case……"

Osamu Dazai blinked, raised his paw and placed it on Chuya Nakahara's body.Very easily, the supernatural power of Zhongye in the Central Plains was eliminated.

"Meow."

"My [Disqualification in the World] is still there."

As he spoke, he corrected the look on his face and spoke seriously.

"Meow."

"Now I can't tell whether it's because of the soul or something, but what is certain is that if my [Disqualification in the World] is still there, then there is no such thing as being turned into a cat, so you understand, Chuya."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I don't want to understand...

But the situation was pressing, and Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, and had no choice but to speak.

"Meow..."

"I see……"

Isn't it just pretending to be an ordinary cat?I can do it myself! ! !

"Meow~"

"Not just pretending to be a cat~"

Showing a bright smile, Osamu Dazai waved his hands, his voice rippling.

"Meow~"

"You know, although it's unbelievable, this cat may be you in a parallel world."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"Meow-"

"so--"

There was some interest in the opened eyes, and Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly became serious.

"Meow."

"In case you feel any embarrassment, you have to think about you in this world."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's body froze suddenly.

Wait, if that's the case, I'm afraid I have to pretend to look alike before I go back!

Otherwise, when that cat self comes back, I'm afraid I will hate myself to death if I become a stray cat. Although it is a cat, after all, this is myself in a parallel world!How can you do things that cheat yourself?

So, the next morning, when Xiaoqian came out, she didn't even feel anything unusual.

"Chuyalucky mackerel Simba, how did you sleep last night?"

With that said, Xiaoqian came to the living room and began to rua every cat one by one.

The first one is of course Nakahara Chuya, the strange girl is getting closer and closer, but Nakahara Chuya can only sit stiffly on the sofa.One hand touched the top of his head, even though the thought of escaping appeared in his heart like a gopher, but looking at his furry paws, he still forcibly controlled his thought of running, and nailed himself to the sofa superior.

The top of his head was rubbed a few times, and even touched his ears. The place that was touched by almost no one except himself was rubbed wantonly like this, and Nakahara Chuya was full of heart to end it as soon as possible.Maybe his prayer had worked, the hand rubbing the top of his head stopped suddenly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also instantly became energetic.

Is it over! ! !

However, before he could react, the hand moved to his face and pinched it again, and then a thousand shadows shrouded it.

The physical familiarity made him close his eyes subconsciously.

"mua~"

There was something warm on the eyelids, and Nakahara Zhongya opened his eyes again, a pair of blue cat eyes felt wet from fright.

What, what's going on?who I am?where am I?What just happened? ? ?

His mind was in a mess, Nakahara Nakaya couldn't help but blew his hair to death, and he retreated to the edge of the sofa, the expression of the whole cat became terrified.

It's so wrong!

"Meow."

"calm."

Dazai Osamu, who had finally had enough of watching the play, came to Nakahara Chuya and whispered in his ear.

"Meow."

"You're just a cat, it's a normal thing."

"Meow!"

"But...but..."

Zhong Yuan, who had never been so close to a girl before, also blushed, gritted his teeth and spoke in a low voice.

"Meow!"

"I, no, yes, ah!"

"Meow~"

"You don't want you to become a stray cat in this world, do you?"

Precisely grasping the lifeline of Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai tried to persuade the other party in a vicious way.

"Meow~"

"When a domestic cat becomes a stray cat, it not only needs to be exposed to the wind and the sun, but also to worry about food, and even worse."

As he spoke, he raised his paw and gestured towards the balcony.

"Meow~"

"It's winter outside here now."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Seeing Osamu Dazai calmly accepted the girl's pat and kiss, Nakahara took a deep breath to calm himself down.

This is all normal!is normal!It is normal for cats to be touched by people!

I will endure! ! !

After petting each cat, Xiaoqian went to the kitchen, leaving five cats in the living room.

It turns out that the language is fluent. Does it mean that if you become a cat, you can understand cat language?Or are these cats considered special?

And what Lucky said was Ying Short who had been silent on the cat climbing frame, and Simba was the ordinary-looking brown hair who had just woken up. As for the one who came out of the bedroom, I don't know yet.

So... Chuya's name is still chuya, but his own name has become mackerel?

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt a little bald.

What's up with the name?He really didn't want to respond to such a name at all!

"Meow~"

"good morning everyone."

Xiaobai greeted with vigor, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just woken up, crawled out of the cat's nest, shook his head and replied in the same way.

"Ow."

"Morning, senior Xiaobai."

"Meow~"

"It seems that Simba slept well last night. I was worried that you, Simba, would have nightmares last night."

"Ouch..."

"This one……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his head in embarrassment, and his words carried a carefree thought.

"Ow."

"Anyway, things are like this, and I feel that it is useless to worry about it, and the seniors have thrown away those books, so if you can't see it, then...cough"

It can also be regarded as no more...

Suddenly hearing the conversation between the two cats, Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu listened in silence, and decided to say less and make less mistakes. In this situation where the 'cats' can communicate with each other, their exposure will definitely change. very easy.

If this arouses the vigilance of all other cats, their abnormality will definitely be exposed.

Quietly not participating in the topic, after a while, Xiaoqian's cat meal was ready, and after drying it for a while, she took the bowl and came to the wall.

At this time, several cats had already taken the initiative to stand in front of their positions, especially Xiaobai, whose eyes were shining.

Osamu Dazai blinked, and ran over quickly in a very sensible manner. He even accurately judged that his position was between that lucky and Simba in the order in which Xiaoqian called his name.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You, Osamu Dazai, are really quick to adapt...

He watched Xiaoqian put the rice bowls one by one by the wall, while the other cats had already started eating, only Zhongyuan Zhong also sat on the sofa with a blank expression on his face, standing still.

"Huh? Chuya, what's wrong with you?"

Looking blankly at Nakahara Chuya, Xiaoqian was very puzzled that he didn't come to eat.She came to the sofa, bent down and touched the top of Nakahara Chuya's head.

"Aren't you angry because you cut the hair on your tail yesterday?"

Was it cut yesterday?for what?

Resisting the feeling of wanting to explode, Nakahara Chuya involuntarily flicked his bald tail behind him, not knowing how to answer.

Eat it, I feel that something is wrong, although it looks like pure meat, but he always has the feeling that he is eating cat food...

"Even if you get angry, you can't skip eating."

His body suddenly soared, and he was carried to the rice bowl by the girl in front of him.

"Okay, let's eat."

The aroma of cooked meat came up to the tip of his nose, tempting him with a fragrant feeling. The stomach that hadn't eaten all night resolutely felt hungry, and even the mouth began to secrete saliva involuntarily.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at Maofan in front of him, still feeling a little uncomfortable.

To eat or not to eat?This is a problem!

Why don't you eat this meal first?Anyway, it’s okay to be hungry, what if you wear it back later?

Otherwise... let's not eat it!

Just when he was hesitating, Xiaobai on the other side raised his head and looked at Chuya Zhongyuan.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, are you really not going to eat?"

He tilted his head innocently and his voice was lively.

"Meow~"

"If you don't eat, can I help you?"

After all, Xiaoqian's cooking is so delicious, in order not to cause waste, he can eat another portion!Anyway, there are cans and snacks, so Chuya won't be hungry.