Fight wits with cat owners

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a little bald.

On one side was Xiaoqian's suspicious eyes, and on the other side was Xiaobai's admonishing eyes, and he was caught in the middle, feeling extremely tired.

Even his body is very contrary to his own spirit, ready to move.

It seems impossible to continue like this!

Taking a deep breath, Tsunayoshi Sawada smiled with a trace of fatigue. He raised his head, only to see a ball of yellow yarn thrown by Xiaoqian at an extremely fast speed.

The speed was extremely fast, and he came to his side in a whoosh. Seeing that the ball of wool was about to roll over him and go into the distance, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his hand and caught the ball of wool precisely.

He simply let go of his body's desire to play with the ball crazily, and instead used most of his willpower to keep himself from making too many ugly appearances.

This kind of body that has not yet formed too many reflexes is really difficult to control, not to mention that he has not been here for a long time, and he was still not used to walking on all fours.

In an instant, everyone could clearly see that Tsunayoshi Sawada, with a dark but abnormally adapted face, frantically chased the ball of wool, and even patted it back and forth. The whole cat even made acrobatic movements, what? Tumbling in the air, something suddenly braked.

Xiaoqian was startled, and subconsciously pressed the shutter.

"Simba, you..."

She looked hesitantly at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was so flexible that he was not the usual "ball playing with cats" but the authentic "cat playing with balls", and felt very, very wrong.

"Why is it suddenly so powerful?"

sharp?

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was playing with the ball, froze for a moment, and the ball in his hand rolled to the other side in an instant.

Wait, I just patted the ball normally?At most, subconsciously avoid making a fool of yourself, is it considered powerful to shoot a ball and chase after it? ? ?

Looking at Xiaobai again, Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly realized something.

Could it be...

"Ow?"

"Ask me, how old am I here?"

"Meow?"

"age?"

Xiao Bai blinked, then spoke very calmly.

"Meow."

"It's less than a year old, what's the matter?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

What's wrong?The problem is big, less than one year old, the converted adult age is probably less than 15 years old, that is to say...

In this period, even if I am a cat, Is it a particularly useless kind? ? ?

Recalling his tragic experience back then, Sawada Tsunayoshi's face darkened even more.

Having roughly understood his "positioning", Sawada Tsunayoshi watched the ball of yarn with calm eyes, and then corrected his movements bit by bit.

After a while, the mature 270 was successfully wrapped in balls of yarn without affecting the movement.

Seeing that the doubt in Xiaoqian's eyes disappeared, replaced by a snickering smile, Sawada Tsunayoshi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It is really too difficult for myself!

Here, Tsunayoshi Sawada "gets out of the sea of ​​suffering", and the wool was successfully cut by Xiaoqian. He pretended to be tired from playing, and the whole cat retreated into the corner, quietly observing the living room.

"Then it's the next box."

Put the box of wool balls on the other side, and Xiaoqian opened another box. After a while, the contents inside appeared in front of all the cats.

—a bunch of little hats.

"Chuya? Come on, chuya, your hat is here."

Beckoning to Zhong Yuan, Xiaoqian rummaged through a pile of hats, quickly unpacked them one by one, and put the hats on the coffee table.

"Look at this, chuya must look beautiful on it."

Jumping onto the coffee table hesitantly, a white sun hat was placed in front of Nakahara Chuya. The small hat was exquisite and cute, and even the several flowers on it were lifelike.

Nakahara took a step back, looking at the hat as if he were looking at a mackerel.

"Huh? Don't you like it? It's so cute? If Chuya wears a small skirt, with this, she will look like the big lady on TV, right?"

Saying that, Xiaoqian looked around the little skirt on the hanger, and nodded affirmatively.

"Well, it must be cute."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Poof——"

Seeing Nakahara Nakaya's sharp gaze shot at him like a knife, Osamu Dazai tilted his head indifferently, smiling brightly.

"Meow~"

"At that time, with the posture of the eight-character lady in Chuya, maybe someone will send you flowers~"

"Meow!"

"piss off!!!"

"Meow~"

"If you want me to say Zhongye, you can try it on. It's not your body anyway. Maybe it can satisfy your own perverted hobbies or something?"

"Meow!"

"I don't have any perverted hobbies! Do you think I'm you? Get lost!"

The two cats confronted each other tit for tat, but Xiaoqian didn't take it seriously.

After all, there is too much time for meowing like this chuya and mackerel quarreling, as long as they don't fight, everything is easy to talk about.

"Okay, okay, don't make noise, mackerel, you too, don't always provoke brother."

After rolling them one by one, Xiaoqian took out a small black top hat and put it on Zhongya Zhongya's head.

"It's handsome, but speaking of which, shouldn't the mackerel hat be replaced?"

Glancing at the green frog hat that Osamu Dazai was wearing, Xiaoqian looked through the many hats, and soon fell in love with a red Christmas hat.

"Come mackerel."

Xiaoqian waved at Osamu Dazai again, and the hat in his hand wandered around in the air.

"Let's change hats."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I don't think so...

Looking at the red hat in Xiaoqian's hand, Osamu Dazai swallowed, and he quietly stretched out one leg backwards, and the whole cat took a big step on its hind legs.

All the cats don't wear hats, only I wear a hat, there must be something wrong with this end, let me not touch it quietly?

Changing hats = hats need to be removed.

Doesn't this pick yourself up and expose everything?Originally, this green frog hat made him laugh at the little man in Chuya, but now if he took off the bald gourd on his head that he saw, the little man would die of laughter.

He can definitely laugh at himself for this kind of thing for the rest of his life! ! !

Absolutely not to take it down!

His gaze instantly became firm, and Osamu Dazai quietly took a step back, shaking his head frantically.

Do not change!Say nothing in exchange!Never give the dwarf the chance to laugh at himself!

"Huh? Don't you like it?"

Putting the Christmas hat back in his hand, Xiaoqian casually took another hat as a gesture.

"what about this?"

The black hat looks like Mickey Mouse, and there is a cute red bow near the ears. The big black and red is very conspicuous, which makes Osamu Dazai take another big step back.

"Not yet?"

Reluctantly putting down the Mickey Mouse hat, Xiaoqian took another one.

"Is this head office okay?"

As he said that, Xiao Qian shook the white hat in his hand.

The pure white hat can be fastened with buttons around the neck, and there are a pair of raised rabbit ears on the top, which looks very cute.

"If you refuse again, you can only wear this mackerel."

As he spoke, Xiaoqian picked up another plastic hat with his left hand.The whole hat looks like a doll's head, but the external appearance is a green watermelon rind.

"Hmph, the melon skin hat is also very suitable for you mackerel."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I don't think that will work...

If it's normal, when I don't feel my 'baldness', I just change my hat, it's just drizzle for me, but now...

Recalling the tactile sensation he had touched before, Osamu Dazai's eyes sharpened, and he felt that he could not go on like this.

Anyway, having said all this, the hat belongs to the dwarf, so what does it matter if you change it yourself?

He took another step to the side, seeing that Xiaoqian had stood up from the sofa and came towards him again, Dazai Osamu was ready to run without even thinking about turning his head.

It must not be exposed!

"Meow~"

"Mackerel is not acceptable."

A white figure stood in front of Osamu Dazai, and even stepped on his tail with one foot.

"Meow~"

"Think about what you promised earlier."

Xiaobai smiled brightly and said words of 'comfort'.

"Meow~"

"You can't cause trouble for Xiaoqian, and it's just a change of hat, you don't have to be afraid of mackerel."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Who is scared?I don't want to be laughed at by the little dwarf!

As soon as he rolled his eyes, Osamu Dazai wanted to change the direction and forcefully escape, but Nakahara Nakaya jumped off the coffee table and blocked him on the other side as well.

"Meow."

"That's right, just change the hat."

Narrowing his eyes keenly, Nakahara Chuya's eyes fixed on Osamu Dazai's frog hat, and there was a flash of light in his sea-blue eyes.

"Meow."

"Could it be...there is some secret in this hat?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Ow."

"Dazai-kun."

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was originally observing from the corner, also intentionally or unintentionally blocked the space on his right, persuading him in a 'gentle' voice.

"Ow."

"Since we have already promised not to cause trouble for 'myself', we always have to do what we say. I believe that Dazai-kun is not the kind of person who breaks promises."

It seems to be just ordinary persuasion, but the implication is very dangerous.

After all, Pengo Lie and Yokohama will have organizational talks, and there will even be cooperation matters. One of you is a cadre of the port mafia, and the other is a member of an armed detective agency. The groups represent your respective organizations.

If you make such a dishonorable move, it is likely to affect how he, the leader of Vengley, views your organization, so...

Seeing that he was already besieged on all sides, Osamu Dazai raised his head expressionlessly, and slowly, slowly showed a bright smile.

Insidious!The leader of Pengo Lie is really not a good stubble.

"Meow~"

"how come?"

Dazai Zhian stayed where he was quietly, raised his head obediently, and gave a soft meow to Xiaoqian.

"Meow."

"A handsome, honest guy like me certainly walks the talk."

He raised his feet, and walked directly towards Xiaoqian surrounded by three sides.

At the same time, a brain storm started in Osamu Dazai's brain.

This way... No way!

If that's the case...it won't work either!

If this is the case... not yet!

……

In just a few steps, Dazai Osamu came up with no less than ten ways to avoid taking off his hat, but he was rejected by himself for various reasons. After a while, he felt that he was completely hugged by Xiaoqian. stand up.

"Don't worry, mackerel, if you like the little frog hat so much, I will put it back on you as soon as I wash and dry it."

As she spoke, she rubbed the fur on Osamu Dazai's back to comfort him.

"I'll wash it later, and I'll dry it tomorrow at the latest."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

A mouthful of old blood was choked in his throat, and Osamu Dazai felt that he couldn't get up or down.

I really... thank you...