Fight wits with cat owners

Otherwise, I'd better run away. What happens to me in this world?

With such a terrible thought in his heart, Osamu Dazai looked at Xiaoqian's hand that was getting closer and closer, and wanted to do something and be thrown out.

As long as you don't get ridiculed by that dead slug in Chuya, so what if you get thrown out in the winter?Anyway, I will go back in two or three days. With my own ability, can't I not find someone to take advantage of?

Feeling ready to move, Osamu Dazai wanted to make trouble very much, but as if feeling something, Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes on Shiro suddenly changed.

"Ow?"

"It feels like... Dazai-kun wants to do something bad."

Although he has been the mafia leader for so many years, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who still respects the old and loves the young and loves peace and friendship, still can't do anything to trouble innocent people.

What's more, when such a thing happened, he actually had to pay a lot of responsibility on his side. He really had the obligation to make sure that he didn't bring any trouble to this girl.

"Meow."

"Please Dazai-kun, please put the overall situation first."

otherwise……

Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled "friendly", but the petals in the background were as black as ink.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Oh, super intuitive?I hate intuition!

In the end, Osamu Dazai, who found himself helpless, was held stiffly by Xiaoqian, and directly took off his frog hat.

In an instant, the bare Mediterranean sea above his head also appeared in front of everyone, refracting the sun's rays, and even Sawada Tsunayoshi and Nakahara Nakaya were shocked violently unexpectedly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Puff—cough cough."

Compared to Sawada Tsunayoshi who quickly controlled his expression, Nakahara Nakahara was much more straightforward. He didn't think of saving face for Osamu Dazai at all, so he just laughed out loud.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha Dazai, you are bald hahahahaha yes, I laughed to death hahahahaha!"

Pounding the ground with his right hand, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but let out a deafening and arrogant laugh.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha no wonder you would rather wear a cuckold hahahahaha I will share it with everyone when I get back hahahahaha!"

"Meow."

"Ha ha."

With a sneer, ignoring Xiaoqian's photo, Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara expressionlessly.

"Meow."

"It's like how good your treatment is, Baihe spreads its wings, Chuya, you feel very happy, don't you?"

Chuya Zhongya's laughter stopped abruptly, he raised his head again with a swipe, and then...

"Meow!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——"

Wearing the white rabbit ears on the hat, Osamu Dazai's face was like the bottom of a pot.

Very good, Chuya, don't want to know more!Just keep making fun of me!

"It's really cute. After all, mackerel is so beautiful, even if it turns into a rabbit, it is the most beautiful little rabbit."

Put Osamu Dazai on the coffee table and frantically take pictures, Xiaoqian looked at the photo with satisfaction, then stretched out his right hand unexpectedly, grabbed the ear of the rabbit hat, and pulled off the whole hat.

In an instant, the shiny bald head appeared in the air again. Before a few people could react, Xiaoqian clasped his left hand, and the green melon cap was completely buckled on top of Osamu Dazai's head.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Accompanied by the sound of Xiaoqian taking pictures again, Zhongyuan Zhongye's unscrupulous laughter resounded in the living room, and the air was suddenly filled with a 'joyful' atmosphere.

"Mackerel, after much deliberation, this melon cap is still suitable for you."

After taking a dozen more photos, Xiaoqian explained to Dazai Osamu with satisfaction.

"Look, you are usually melon skinned. Now this melon skin hat seems to be tailor-made for you. What's more, it is green, which is the same color as your frog hat. Mom knows you don't want little frogs, so This also green melon cap should make you feel better."

The long series of words hit the soul, and Zhong Yuan Zhong also laughed and groaned. The hat on his head fell to the ground long ago, and he kept repeating the words "tailor-made", "melon skin" and "green hat" in his mouth. Key vocabulary, every time a word is repeated, the body will tremble because of the unbearable laughter.

In the end, the effect was that the whole cat was lying on the ground laughing as if it had gone mad with epilepsy.

"Chuya, stop laughing at your brother."

Nakahara Chuya was accustomed to this kind of "convulsion" behavior, so under Dazai Osamu's death ray, Xiaoqian reluctantly took off the melon skin hat on his head and put the rabbit ear hat back on.

"Okay, okay, Mom will put it back on for you, mackerel don't be angry."

Saying that, Xiaoqian even picked up Nakahara Chuya in his arms, and then put the melon cap on his head.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Wait, is there something wrong with this operation?

The laughter stuck in his throat, and Zhong Yuanzhong could only glance at Xiaoqian blankly, then raised his hand to touch his head.

round, slippery...

The melon cap is on his head!

on their own!head! ! ! !

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha you have today too!"

As if in retaliation for Nakahara Chuya's previous ridicule, Dazai Osamu let out a deafening laugh with a louder voice than Nakahara Chuya.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha, you're silly! How does it feel to wear a melon cap? Does it make you feel better physically and mentally? Anyway, little man, your true love is a hat, so this melon cap must be more satisfying to you, right?"

Saying that, Dazai Osamu's extremely malicious voice continued to express.

"Meow."

"This way you don't have to use special powers to fix the hat~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Can I kill this mackerel?Play that now...

Raising his claws to push down the melon cap on his head, feeling his hairy head, Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly felt less angry.

Even if I'm wearing a melon cap, I have hair!It's not at all the same as Dazai's bald one! (shock——)

"In this case, I will put away the hat first, and Chuya will wear the black one first, and I will change it for you when I get tired of playing."

Xiaoqian stuffed the melon skin hat and others back into the cardboard box, packed all the boxes in the living room, and then went back to the bedroom to do her own work.

The remaining three cats seemed to be pardoned, and Zhong Yuan couldn't help sighing.

"Meow..."

"It turns out that the life of a cat is like this..."

As if he didn't know how to describe it, he frowned looking for a suitable adjective, but he didn't know what to use for a long time.

pain?horrible?Not at all, shame?intolerable?Not quite.

Finally, he stalked for a long time to come up with a suitable vocabulary.

"Meow?"

"Is it difficult?"

"Meow?"

"Is there? I think it's okay?"

Lying lazily on the cushion of the sofa, Osamu Dazai glanced at Nakahara Chuya with a calm voice.

"Meow."

"It's difficult, but it's because Chuya, you are not a cat, that you find it difficult, right?"

Doesn't the 'Xiaobai' who didn't look over there wish to be hugged into the house and be with that girl all the time?If he didn't want to stare at us, he might have followed us long ago.

"Ow."

"I think it's okay, Mr. Zhongyuan doesn't need to worry too much."

In the past, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had a lot of "disgraceful" or "shame" experiences, comforted Chuya Nakahara with the appearance of someone who had experienced it.

"Ow."

"After all, we will go back in at most three days. Mr. Zhongyuan can just take it as an experience of life."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Even if it is to experience life, it is not the turn to experience the life of becoming a pet cat!

Although he wanted to refute, but looking at the sincere eyes of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Nakahara Chuya still sighed in his heart and thanked the other party.

Things have come to this, what else?Just pretend!

"Meow~"

"The one over there is called Xiaobai, right?"

After lying quietly for a while, Osamu Dazai seemed to be full of 'vigor' again, he jumped off the sofa and came to Xiaobai.

"Meow~"

"Can you tell us something? The 'us' of this world."

As he spoke, his face was full of sincerity.

"Meow."

"Learn more, our disguise will be smoother, after all, you don't want us to cause trouble for her, do you?"

"Meow~"

"My name is Fairy Bai, you can call me Fairy or Xiaobai."

He introduced himself directly and completely, and his obviously abnormal name made Zhong Yuanzhong even more sure that this cat is the cat.

After all, if it's not a cat, how can a man let others call him a 'fairy'?

"Meow~"

"I'll just talk about some normal getting along, so that you can pretend better before the real chuya mackerel and Simba come back."

As soon as Xiaobai heard that Xiaobai was going to start a class, Nakahara Chuya and Sawada Tsunayoshi, who were still in various directions, gathered around Xiaobai, ready to get to know him well, and try not to reveal their identities in the next day or two.

Completely unaware that they didn't feel the slightest bit wrong about being educated by cats.

"Meow~"

"First of all, judging from today's time, the mackerel is the most similar to the original."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

No, I have sacrificed so much myself, why can't I compare with Dazai-kun mackerel?

"Meow~"

"But that's relative. In my mind, the performance of mackerel was still not good."

His face became serious because of the explanation, and Xiaobai began to explain one by one.

"Meow~"

"First of all, in this family, the order in which Xiaoqian picked up all the cats is Chuya, Lucky, Mackerel, Simba, and me. That is to say, Chuya, you spend the longest time with Xiaoqian."

"Meow?"

"I... the longest?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his eyebrows in surprise, Xiao Bai nodded and continued talking.

"Meow~"

"Although this is the case, the mackerel and I are the most attached to Xiaoqian. Chuya, you seem to always regard yourself as Xiaoqian's elder, and you are always worried about some weird things."

"Meow?"

"elder???"

Wait, is the self in this world an old lady mentality? ? ?

"Meow~"

"Yes, for example, when Xiaoqian goes out, you are always worried that some pervert will stare at her. If Xiaoqian has not been out for a long time, you are worried about her poor health. When Xiaoqian is approached by someone, your eyes will be scary. It seems like you want to eat people, and when Xiaoqian is shopping for vegetables, you always want to follow secretly, almost every time you will secretly follow."

After speaking, Xiaobai paused and added another sentence.

"Meow~"

"Of course, because you are very powerful, Chuya, so Xiaoqian never noticed it once."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Staring blankly at Xiaobai who seemed to be simply stating that he didn't think anything was wrong, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked confused.

Not even a cat is right!

This means you are sure you are not talking about a perverted stalker? ? ?