Fight wits with cat owners

It has been more than half a month since Osamu Dazai made trouble last time. During this period, Osamu Dazai was taught to be honest for a while. Although he should ridicule and fight, he no longer confronted the cat. Grass start.

As a result, the hard-working farmer Zhong Yuanzhong finally harvested a large piece of cat grass, and he was moved to gather the cat grass even more diligently.

It was already deep winter at this time, this winter seemed to be extraordinarily cold, the snow had already piled up to the ankles, Xiaoqian looked through the calendar and found that the Chinese New Year would be just over a week away.

Although I often use the computer to post videos during the game every day, but because I am usually alone, I have no concept of time for festivals and so on.

There is no number at all for the exact time.

"When it comes to Chinese New Year, we must clean up."

Changing into dark clothes that are resistant to dirt, Xiaoqian held a scarf and mask in her left hand, and a special comb for cat grooming in her right hand, and solemnly announced to the cats in the living room.

"Come here one by one to comb now. After combing, go to the bedroom and stay in the bedroom and don't come out. Otherwise, when I clean the room, if someone gets dusty outside..."

Saying that, Xiaoqian narrowed his eyes threateningly.

"If you get caught and take a shower then don't blame me~"

Anyway, I haven't bathed anyone for a long time, if someone is really disobedient, I can just grab it and start a video. You must know the last time [Cat legal system: Who stole the cat grass in the middle of the night? ]'s video rushed to the front page.

All the cats:! ! !

bath! ! !

In an instant, the fear of being held in the bathroom by Xiaoqian to take a bath surged into the hearts of the cats. The feeling of being wet all over and the shame of being touched rose together, making the cats present shivering uncontrollably.

terrible!

"Chuya is here to take the lead, hurry up, at least clean the downstairs today, and clean the upstairs tomorrow."

Unable to help but twitch the corners of his mouth, Zhongyuan Zhong stepped forward helplessly, and squatted down in front of Xiaoqian.

"Don't act reluctantly every time."

Pressing the top of the cat's head with her left hand, Xiaoqian held the brush in her right hand and began to comb along the cat's head, while combing, she also spoke to comfort her.

"Look at you, which one of you has not been subdued by my technique when you comb your hair? It is obviously very comfortable, but one or two seem to be reluctant every time."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It's just because it's too comfortable!

He wanted to say it but couldn't say it, Xiaoqian couldn't understand it even if he said it, Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head a little aggrieved, not looking at Xiaoqian's teasing eyes.

And ah!Do you dare not touch your butt when combing! ! !

"But speaking of it, you shed a lot of hair."

Letting Zhong Yuan collapse on the ground, Xiaoqian combed his hair, and at the same time brushed the hair off the brush, and then combed him.

"It's winter, but there is still such a deadly amount of hair loss. Could it be that the heating at home is too hot?"

Although it is as hot as in previous years, it is so hot that you have to open the window from time to time to dissipate heat while wearing a shirt, but for cats, why is winter not the season of moulting?

After combing for a full 10 minutes, Xiaoqian finally finished grooming a cat. She put a large pile of orange and white cat hair into a pocket, and stretched out her 'poisonous hand' towards the cat with a blank expression. Passed by one party.

Although the breed is silver-graded British-short, it is very surprising that Fang Tongtong is the second most hair-shedding in the whole family.

Basically, if you don't comb it, the silver cat's fur will become like a dandelion. Basically, when you encounter something that is easy to stick to, it will leave a piece of fur on it.

"Lucky, raise your paw."

As Xiaoqian's words fell, Accelerator, who had formed a habit, subconsciously raised his hand, and the comb moved from his back to his chest.

"Whenever I brush, the hair that falls out always makes me think about one thing."

Facing another large piece of fur that had already piled up into a hill, Xiao Qian combed Accelerator again, with inquiry in her voice.

"Obviously lucky you have lost your hair like this, why are you still not bald?"

Obviously, the hairs I have collected are enough to make a lucky one!

One way:"……"

"Meow?"

"Are you stupid?"

Speechlessly looking at Xiao Qian, Accelerator almost sounded annoyed by Xiao Qian's question.

"Meow?"

"Why don't you wonder why you lose so much hair when you wash your hair, why haven't you become bald for so many years?"

"How do I feel lucky, your eyes..."

The combing movement stopped, Xiao Qian looked down at Accelerator's beautiful red cat eyes, and blinked in a daze.

"Why do you feel a little mocking?"

It's like the kind of eyes that seem to be looking at the silly son of the landlord's house, it's so simple!

It's not because you're stupid...

Thinking this way in his heart, Accelerator sighed helplessly in his heart.

Forget it, anyway, Xiaoqian is not stupid for a day or two, what else can I do?

After all, she is here, and she won't be bullied by anyone.

It was still 10 minutes of combing time, with twice as many furs as Nakahara Chuya's pile, Xiaoqian turned his head and waved to Osamu Dazai.

"Come on mackerel to groom."

Osamu Dazai immediately ran over happily, lay down on the ground very simply, and even put on a charming posture, and let out a soft meow.

"Meow!"

"Lie down for me, you bastard!"

I couldn't help but kicked Osamu Dazai who was 'hair s', and Nakahara Nakahara's face was full of chills.

"Meow!"

"What are you yelling for?"

And that pose, dead mackerel, do you hate it?

"Meow-"

"Alas--"

Glancing at Nakahara Nakaya contemptuously, Osamu Dazai taunted him.

"Meow?"

"What am I doing to you, slug? Deaf yourself if you don't want to hear it."

I don't care if you are disgusting or not?It's not for you to listen, as long as Xiaoqian follows this routine.

After lightly refuting Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai turned his head and changed his face again, complaining to Xiaoqian with an indignant face.

"Meow~"

"Xiao Qian, this little dwarf kicked me again for no reason!"

"Okay, chuya, stay away, you are the big brother, you have to set an example, you can't hit your younger brother casually, let alone kick him."

It's okay to hit me when I'm mackerel skin, but now it's too much to hit my brother for no reason, and I can't develop a bad habit of hitting my brother.

Seeing what happened, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand to push Nakahara Nakaya back, and rubbed Osamu Dazai's butt comfortingly.

"It's okay, mom will rub it for you."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

How do you feel... a bit complicated?

Feeling the sensation from his buttocks, Osamu Dazai choked his throat, and finally decided to pin the blame on Chuya Nakahara.

That's right!It's because of the dwarf!

What is wrong with him kicking his ass?Otherwise, the place where Xiaoqian kneaded now would not be here!

Osamu Dazai's fur is longer, and long-haired cats tend to tangle easily if they are not combed frequently, especially those at home who do not lick their fur and groom themselves.

"Mackerel, did you get into a fight with Chuya again?"

Although the amount of hair shedding is average, it is not as smooth as short hair.Xiaoqian carefully untied a bunch of knotted hairs, trying not to let the other party feel the pain of pulling out the hairs.

"It feels like the hair is not so smooth."

Osamu Dazai froze, showing an expression as if he had been struck by lightning.

Hair doesn't feel so smooth anymore!

Not so smooth anymore!

The hair is not smooth anymore!

Not smooth anymore!

Subconsciously turning his head to look at the fur on his body, Osamu Dazai even stretched out his claws to touch himself again, he couldn't help showing a bitter and bitter expression, and a formula appeared in his heart.

My own hair is not smooth = it feels bad = Xiaoqian touching other cats = falling out of favor! ! !

No!Can't! ! !

"Meow~"

"It's all to blame and you insist on fighting me!"

Can't they spray each other friendly to show their sincerity?Don't do it!

He began to think about how to raise a glossy and soft fur to compare with other cats. Osamu Dazai beat Chuya Nakahara's villain in his heart, and decided to be a cold kitten for a while.

Except for Xiaoqian, whoever dares to touch his own hair will die!

More than ten minutes later, Dazai Osamu finished combing. He also put away the combed hair, and Xiaoqian looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi in the corner.

"Sim-ba-"

She elongated her voice, with a teasing smile in her eyes.

"Did you come here by yourself or did I arrest you?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Isn't that all in the past! ! !

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised Jio tremblingly, feeling that every step closer was tormenting.

Even the groomer in Xiaoqian's hand seemed to be no longer a simple comber, but something that made the cat feel terrible and ashamed.

But I have to go there!

He dawdled along the way, and looked up at Xiaoqian pitifully from time to time, hoping to make Xiaoqian give up the idea of ​​combing, but all this was of no use to Xiaoqian, who only wanted to clean.

If I don’t comb the hair, I’m afraid that I just finished cleaning it during the day, and there will be a pile of hairs on the sofa the next morning!

Seeing that Tsunayoshi Sawada finally came within his range, Xiaoqian reached out and grabbed the back of the opponent's neck, and fell down in front of him without saying a word.

"Don't worry, kitty~"

With an 'evil' smile on the corner of her mouth, Xiaoqian held the hair comb and pressed forward like a hooligan trying to molest a young lady.

"Even if you call your throat broken, you won't be able to escape today~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

No, don't say it so scary!

His legs twitched subconsciously and wanted to escape, but the posture of being pressed and rubbed on the ground made him unable to make the slightest movement. He could only watch the 'bully' Xiaoqian do whatever he wanted on his body.

"So hairy, Simba."

Combing a pile of hair one after another, Xiaoqian couldn't help sighing when she saw Mao Mao who quickly surpassed the height of a party.

"Simba, how many times have you been scared again?"

Simba's cat's hair shedding pattern is a bit strange. He is not the normal hair shedding pattern of cats, but the strange pattern of hair shedding according to mental fluctuations.

It’s okay to feel relieved when you’re fine, but as long as you’re scared or anxious, you’ll definitely lose a lot of hair!

Xiaoqian still finds it quite miraculous.

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help covering his face and retorting.

"Ouch..."

"nor……"

Well there are.

Sighing tiredly, Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes were empty, and he looked like a salty fish who had no love in his life.

Just now, I was scared.Yes, it is like that.

Soon, Sawada Tsunayoshi finished combing her fur. Seeing that there was one-third more fluff in the pile of Accelerator, Xiaoqian put it in her pocket in amazement, and looked at Xiaobai.

"The words of the fairy..."

She hesitated for a moment, looked at the time, and made a quick decision.

"I'm in a hurry today, anyway, you don't shed your hair as a fairy, so you don't need to comb your hair this time, just stay in the bedroom with your brothers."

noob:? ? ?

What the hell?Gone?Why is it gone? ! !

Xiaobai, who was still looking forward to lying down, was instantly stunned.

No, why am I gone?Whether or not shedding hair is out of my control!

Unable to bear it, Xiaobai lowered his head to look at his snow-white long hair, raised his claws and stroked himself vigorously.

There is still not a single hair shed, even the hairs are so smooth that there is no place for knotting!

Looking deeply at his own meat pads, Xiaobai's expression was complicated.

Or... I pulled out a few hairs with all my strength and regarded them as hair loss?