Fight wits with cat owners

Dazai was questioned, Dazai was wronged, and Dazai even wanted to express his grievance.

The ears drooped down, the eyes revealed pity, and even the voice was only a low meow, the whole meow looked innocent and wronged.

Looking at Zhongyuan Zhong, he was even more angry.

Still pretending to be pitiful in front of Xiaoqian?When you tm put salt in the seeds, why didn't you think that people are not pitiful? ! !

The hair on the back exploded, and Nakahara Nakaya stared at Osamu Dazai who was stuck in Xiaoqian's arms, wishing to beat him up violently.

"Meow!"

"Come down, you dead mackerel!"

"Meow~"

"Go down? Go down and wait for you to hit me?"

Although he said mocking words, Osamu Dazai didn't even look at Nakahara Nakaya, he seemed to be scared by the other party's voice and shrank into Xiaoqian's arms, with a pitiful feeling in his voice.

"Meow~"

"I won't go down hehehe~"

I don't believe it anymore, you hit me in front of Xiaoqian if you are capable~

Nakahara Chuya: "...Fuck!"

Can't help it anymore, the dead mackerel can't be beaten in Xiaoqian's arms, how can there be such a dog in the world! ! !

"Wait a minute, you two pause first."

Seeing that Chuya Nakahara was really angry, Xiaoqian hurriedly stopped the two cats from scolding each other in the air. She hugged Osamu Dazai and stood up in front of Chuya Nakahara, knelt down and touched him comfortingly.

"What the hell happened?"

Even Chuya let out a gasping sound, which was obviously out of anger.

Taking a deep breath, Zhong Yuan also forced himself to calm down.

This behavior of the dead mackerel must be exposed, and he must not be allowed to go unpunished!Who put a pity on his face here?Do you really think you can't tell Xiaoqian because you can't speak?

He turned around and took two steps towards the door, then turned his head to signal Xiaoqian to follow, and Zhong Yuanzhong quickly led Xiaoqian to the place where the cat grass Yaya was placed, and pointed to Yaya.

"Hmm... cat grass."

Xiaoqian repeated hesitantly, and saw Nakahara Nakaya pointing to the mackerel in his arms again.

"And mackerel?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded, and ran to the kitchen a few more steps, pointing to the salt shaker.

"And salt?"

Looking at Zhongye Zhongye's series of behaviors suspiciously, Xiaoqian repeated it several times in a low voice, cultivating to clarify his thoughts.

"Cat grass, mackerel and salt, if it is abnormal, the survival rate of cat grass is low, and the growth is not good, could it be..."

Startled suddenly, Xiaoqian took out her mobile phone and searched for the effect of salt on seeds.

Inhibition of growth, inhibition of root system, a series of effects are clearly listed on the screen, and there is even a data paper like 'On the image of salt on wheat seed germination and growth'! ! !

Osamu Dazai froze instantly, feeling that he might be arranged clearly.

After a while, Xiaoqian put away her mobile phone, her expression became serious, she looked down at Osamu Dazai in her arms, and her voice became serious.

"Mackerel, tell me the truth, did you make it?"

Putting the cat on the ground, Xiaoqian grabbed the cat by the back of the neck to prevent him from escaping.

"If you didn't do it, as long as you shake your head, mom will believe you, but..."

With a friendly smile on the corner of his mouth, Xiaoqian lowered his voice, with threats in his eyes.

"If you shake your head and I find out it's you, then you know the consequences, right?"

Conceal the crime, the crime is aggravated!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Although Xiaoqian said that you believe me as long as I shake my head, I am very moved, but...

The pitiful look on his face could no longer be maintained, Dazai Osamu shook his tail, slowly raised his head, and then——resolutely gave up.

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Yes, it was me, I did it, I stuffed a lot of salt by myself.

"So Chuya is right?"

Xiaoqian's voice became softer and softer, but the hand holding Osamu Dazai tightened even more. She bent her eyes, and her drooping eyelashes cast small shadows on her eyes.

It's over, it's over.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but stiffen his smile.

It is already conceivable that I have been shaved all over my body...

"Since you have admitted mackerel, then you have no objection to your punishment?"

No wonder it is the same bag of seeds, but the survival rate is so low this time, and the growth is malnourished. It turns out that you, the cat, sprinkled salt in it!

Ah!

Raise your hand and let's go! Osamu Dazai pulled him into his arms, and Xiaoqian gently stroked the other's fur with a brisk voice.

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to Mao this time. After all, it's ugly to be bald, isn't it? Mom can't bear to do such a thing to you."

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

Wait, why do I have a bad feeling! ! !

Under the eyes of all the cats, Xiaoqian hugged Osamu Dazai and ran directly to the second floor. She opened the door of the recording studio, walked in, put down the cat in her arms, and closed the curtains.

"It's not good to shave all the time, so let's do it differently."

Turning on the computer directly, Xiaoqian directly searched for the song of "The Great Compassion Mantra", then pulled down the singing part and put it on the speakers!

In an instant, the entire recording studio echoed the Buddha-like lyrics of the Great Compassion Mantra.

"Nan Wu Ya Luo Tana Duo La Ye Ye..."

"Does it sound like mackerel?"

Before Dazai Osamu could answer, Xiaoqian continued to speak with a smile.

"The content of the punishment this time is to close the small black room. How about listening to the Great Compassion Mantra until the punishment is over? Bring your own music, are you moved?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Don't dare to move. Don't dare to move.

Standing on the spot as quietly as a chicken, Osamu Dazai didn't dare to have the slightest second word, for fear that Xiaoqian would say 'not moved?A little longer then. 'Speaking out, I'm afraid I'm going to be brainwashed by the Great Compassion Curse!

"Very well, then I'll go out. Ah, yes."

Xiaoqian, who had already reached the door, turned her head around again, with a meaningful voice in her voice.

"If I hear the song stop downstairs, mackerel, you understand?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Can't even turn it off secretly! ! !

Nodding his head heavily, Osamu Dazai watched Chuya Nakahara's mocking expression the moment Chien opened the door, and went to the corner with a blank expression to shut himself up.

I am really miserable!Sooner or later, one day, the insidious white...

and many more!

Suddenly realizing something, Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked straight at the computer.

Bai Lai's computer, now I can see things that I couldn't see before, and the book that Bai Lai hid sinisterly, why not...

Dazai Osamu was purified by the "Great Compassion Mantra" upstairs, but Xiaoqian who went downstairs reorganized the seeds, threw away all the malnourished ones, and soaked the new seeds in clean water.

"Chuya, lucky, Simba and Fairy, you all have to watch some mackerel this time, you know?"

Announced one by one, Xiaoqian's voice was serious.

"Absolutely can't let the mackerel change its mind again!"

I dare to throw salt into the water, what if I accidentally throw some harmful substances in it next time?

After busy packing everything, Xiaoqian went to the utility room to find a piece of paper, and then came to the recording studio.

At this time, Osamu Dazai had already heard the footsteps and got off the plane early, and when he saw Xiaoqian coming in, he meowed pitifully, as if he knew he had made a mistake (he would do it again next time).

"Come mackerel, your little black house is here."

Blocking the cardboard box on the ground, Xiaoqian waved at Osamu Dazai, signaling him to come over.

"It's a small black room, of course it's impossible for you to run around in the room."

And the things here are not cheap, if it is damaged by the mackerel, she will lose money again.

Obediently put it into the cardboard box, Osamu Dazai huddled in the cardboard box, looking left and right.

"Don't look around, now is the time for Mom to do ideological work for you."

Gently patted Osamu Dazai on the head, Xiaoqian took a deep breath, and began to educate his disobedient son earnestly.

"I also know that you are very smart, mackerel, so you must communicate this matter carefully."

Osamu Dazai looked down at his hairy hands and said nothing.

It is impossible not to play pranks, and there are so many cats in the house, and people rob me every day.Not to mention Chuya who has been with you the longest, even the sinister Bai who came last is such a dog!

If I don't do anything else, I'm afraid my status will be lost!

Not knowing what Dazai Osamu was thinking, Xiaoqian just continued to speak.

"For example, putting salt in the water this time is actually very dangerous. Fortunately, you only put salt. If you put something bad, the consequences will be very serious."

Osamu Dazai continued to bow his head, as quiet as a chicken.

"Of course, I'm not saying that you won't be allowed to play pranks, but do you know that the speed of pranks can't affect your body?"

After poking the little head of the other party who was unwilling to lift it up, Xiaoqian's voice was soft.

"Whether it's them or you, if you get sick or injured, I will feel very distressed. Look at your usual pranks. I haven't stopped you very much. I will only punish you when you go too far."

Osamu Dazai raised his head, his kite-colored cat eyes stared at Xiaoqian without blinking.

"Meow..."

"I know……"

The feeling of being lightly poked on the forehead made him feel a little more solid again. He moved forward actively, but before feeling the pain, the fingertips were afraid of hurting him. It became a palm, caressing his shoulder.

Osamu Dazai's body tensed and then relaxed, and the paws underneath involuntarily rubbed against each other. Osamu Dazai still stood up and leaned on the edge of the box, repeating earnestly.

"Meow."

"I know."

I know it myself.

Probably because of his unique nature, as time goes by, the originally full heart will gradually become uneasy, and the negativity will gradually come, making him worry unfounded.

Are you really just worrying about it?

What I can get is all because of my current status as a cat. If one day I change back, what exactly is waiting for me?

Cats are different from people. What I have now must be something I couldn't get when I was a human.

Humans will show their sincerity to small animals, but they will never do this easily to their own kind.

"So the mackerel understands, right?"

The voice above his head came again, still telling him.

"Then I'll take it as if you agreed, and accept the baptism of the "Great Compassion Mantra" well, so I will release you at night, you know?"

Just when Osamu Dazai thought Xiaoqian was about to leave like this, he saw her take a cushion and sit directly by the wall where he was.

Osamu Dazai:? ! !

"In order to prevent you from making trouble, I have to watch you."

Taking out the prepared tablet and mobile phone, Xiaoqian clicked on the game and prepared to be here, and the sky was dark, but before she got up, she felt something fluffy directly into her arms.

Xiaoqian lowered her head, and found that Osamu Dazai who was originally in the box had already jumped out, and gave a soft meow like a baby.

"Mackerel……"

Xiaoqian helplessly reached out and tried to hug him back to the box.

"Punishment is next to you, doesn't it count for you? That's your favorite box."

"Meow!"

"No! The house is so dark anyway, there are small black houses everywhere!"

box?Can the box compare to yours?

Firmly refuting Xiaoqian, Osamu Dazai grabbed Xiaoqian's clothes and refused to let go.Seeing whether her clothes Sabi would be torn if this continued, Xiaoqian could only let go, watching Dazai Osamu lying in his arms triumphantly.

Rubbing the cat's head vigorously, Xiaoqian sighed, but the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

"You're smart."

"Meow~"

"After all, it's a 'two-person world' now."

Lying contentedly in Xiaoqian's arms, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, suppressed the emotions in his heart, and mumbled vague words like shirking responsibility.

"Meow~"

"I succeeded, and it's all your fault, Xiaoqian."

If you weren't so gentle with me...

and so……