Fight wits with cat owners

He responded positively, ignoring the shocked eyes of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Dazai Osamu jumped off the sofa and was about to run to the bedroom.

"Ow!"

"Wait! Senior Dazai can't do this!"

Thinking of Nakahara Chuya's care for him on weekdays, Sawada Tsunayoshi took a deep breath, wanting to desperately stop Dazai Osamu and prevent him from exposing Nakahara Chuya.

Before he jumped off the sofa, Osamu Dazai's voice came faintly.

"Meow~"

"So Xiao Gangji, you are really stupid, and I did this for the sake of Zhong Ye."

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

For the sake of Senior Central Plains?Why haven't I heard of this trick?

In Sawada Tsunayoshi's complex and confused eyes, Osamu Dazai unceremoniously justified himself.

"Meow~"

"Think about it, if you don't find Zhongye Xiaoqian, you will have to check the surveillance. If this is the case, do you think Zhongye will not be exposed?"

A set of conclusions is convincing, and Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't help nodding his head, thinking it was too reasonable.

is not that right!After checking the monitor, Xiaoqian might think that there is a ghost in his house!What normal person can float on the ceiling?

Touching back the footsteps he wanted to stop, Tsunayoshi Sawada silently watched Osamu Dazai bring Xiaoqian into the bedroom happily, thinking with deep pain in his heart.

Senior Zhongyuan, it's not that I don't want to stop it, it's that Senior Dazai's words are too reasonable!

All the way into the bedroom, Osamu Dazai calculated the time in his mind, and walked towards the wardrobe without hesitation.

"Meow~"

"Zhong is here."

Lifting his paw and pointing at the closed wardrobe, Osamu Dazai spoke firmly.

"Meow~"

This little dwarf has only a little bit of patience.

Chuya Nakahara in the cabinet: "..."

Listening to Osamu Dazai's unscrupulous words outside the door, Nakahara also gritted his teeth, his blue eyes shone with a sharp luster in the darkness, and he wished he could go out and beat this dead mackerel right now. pause.

It was agreed to help hide it, but you tm actually exposed it on your own initiative!

How could there be such a dog! ! !

Now I just hope that Xiaoqian doesn't believe Dazai Osamu, the mackerel, because he looked for it before!

"Is it really here? I have seen it before?"

Yes, I did!no problem! ! !

I cheered Xiaoqian in my heart, but what waited for him was a voice that gradually approached after a sentence.Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help holding his breath, and tightened the blanket on his body again.

What to do, what to do, what to do!If this is discovered, it will be over! ! !

In his heart, he wished to scold Osamu Dazai ten thousand words, and Chuya Nakahara's back was already in a cold sweat, his heart was beating like a drum, and there was even a tendency to get bigger and bigger.

Through the narrow door, Zhong Yuanzhong could only watch Xiaoqian put his hand on the cabinet door. Just when he wanted to give up on himself, his perspective suddenly changed, and the whole cat sank into the blanket. inside.

At the same time, a light came into the originally dark cabinet. It was a small one at first, and then it became bigger and bigger in a very short time. His pupils subconsciously narrowed, and he looked up at the door.

"Chuya, you are actually here!"

As soon as Xiaoqian's voice of surprise fell, Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled to go out expressionlessly. Within a few seconds, he successfully got out of the blanket and landed on the carpet with a jump.

Before Xiaoqian could react, he groaned and rushed straight at Osamu Dazai who ran away when he saw that the situation was not going well.

"Meow!!!"

"Dazai Osamu, go to hell with me!!!"

Xiaoqian:? ? ?

what happened?What happened again?Why did they suddenly start fighting again? ? ?

There were two cats running around, but Xiaoqian noticed her messy blanket. She took out the messy blanket in the closet, and even mixed with the little red Tang suit she put on for Zhongyuan Zhongye.

However, the small clothes that were originally complete at this moment looked tattered, half of the buttons were damaged, and even the sleeves seemed to be torn apart violently, with irregular edges.

Xiaoqian's face darkened in an instant.

These are the clothes that I plan to customize according to my family's wishes! ! !

"chuya—"

Carrying the clothes, Xiaoqian dragged his voice and walked to the living room in a few steps.At this time, Zhongya Nakahara was still chasing Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai was like a slippery loach, always dodging his attacks with incredible postures.

After seeing Xiaoqian going out, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he turned directly towards Xiaoqian.

Zhong Yuan, who was burning with anger, followed without even thinking, and then he was grabbed by the back of the neck by Xiao Qian :)

"Chuya, do you want to explain to me?"

Holding the cat in his right hand and pressing it on the coffee table, Xiaoqian put the destroyed clothes in his left hand in front of Zhongyuan Zhongye, his voice seemed calm but it was like a deep sea, full of undercurrents.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

There was condensation in the usually gentle brown eyes.

"How did it break like this?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

This, this is not easy to explain, you can't say that you turned back into a human being and broke it, right?

Racking his brains and not knowing how to explain, Nakahara Zhong also looked up at Xiaoqian's stern eyes, and could only lower his head silently, not knowing how to speak.

The atmosphere in the living room suddenly became anxious, but in the end, Xiaoqian relented.She looked at the cat's ears drooping in front of her, recalled the other party's usual sensible and hidden process, and automatically put a reason on the other party in her mind.

"Ugh--"

A sigh made Nakahara Chuya's heart tense, but before the panic came, he was soothed by Xiaoqian's next sentence.

"So chuya you're avoiding me because you broke it?"

Zhongyuan Zhongyuan raised his head abruptly, his ears pricked up instantly, but Xiaoqian shook his head, and the emotion in his eyes turned helpless.

"If you don't like this dress, just mark it to me, and I don't have to let you wear it."

Nakahara Chuya's heart suddenly fell back to the ground. It was very strange, but a warm current emerged from the heart that should have been stable. It flowed out from the heart, like water that moistens everything, soaking the body little by little, making the limbs All bones are surrounded by it.

No...do you want to pursue it?

"After all, the clothes were specially made by my mother, so it's okay if it's an accident, but it doesn't look like an accident now that it's broken like this, right?"

Stretching out her hand and pointing at the torn mark on the sleeve, Xiaoqian poked Nakahara Chuya's forehead, her voice became peaceful.

"So Chuya, do you admit your mistake?"

With a meow, Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, and he sat up straight, not going to say anything more.

Although it was an accident, he did ruin Xiaoqian's preparations, obviously today should be a happy day.

Zhong Yuan's blunt attitude made Xiaoqian not know what to say. She pinched the cat's cheek punitively, thinking about what kind of punishment to do.

After a while, she made a decision.

"Well, according to the rules, you should shave your head, but now it's the Chinese New Year, and it's not appropriate to shave your head, so just skip this and go to the little black house to curse."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Wait, why is this slug in Zhongye treated so well? ? ?

"But, I will let you off for the Chinese New Year today, and the punishment will start tomorrow."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Touching the Santa hat on his head, Dazai Osamu's eyes were full of resentment.

I'm sour...

Really, I am so sour, sour like a lemon...

Even though Osamu Dazai was still aggrieved by Nakahara Nakahara's haircut in Inner Mongolia, Xiaoqian's punishment had already fallen. She found another red Christmas outfit in the closet and put it on Nakahara Nakaya directly.

The red Christmas suit is very different from the Tang suits on other cats. There are no patterns, so it is so plain and out of place in a kind of embroidered Tang suit.Xiaoqian looked at Chuya's attire, and could only shake her head and sigh.

"Anyway, it's also red, and this year it can only be like this."

It seems that we have to wait until next year to take a neat parent-child outfit for the Chinese New Year.

After arranging the cats separately, Xiaoqian fixed the camera and made it back on the sofa, ready to randomly put his arms around the cats around him for a pose.

However, seeing that the camera was about to start in ten seconds, the cats around began to compete fiercely.

"Meow!"

"You leave! This is my place!"

Squeezing Xiaobai away, Osamu Dazai took Xiaoqian's arms without giving in.

"Meow."

"That's not yours either."

The sound of being caught off guard suddenly sounded, and a slap from the side directly pushed Osamu Dazai aside, Accelerator glanced at Osamu Dazai indifferently with his red cat eyes, and directly occupied Xiaoqian's arms.

"Meow."

"Here, mine."

"Meow!"

"yours?"

Osamu Dazai turned his head and mocked, ready to kick Accelerator away aggressively.

"Meow?"

"Who said that? Let's fight?"

Believe it or not, you can't hit me 100 times!

"Meow?"

"Oh, fleas."

Blocking Osamu Dazai's kicking leg, Accelerator was not polite.

"Meow?"

"Don't you think the place where you should be is a garbage dump?"

The whole body is filled with the smell of street rats, and what is the so-called sunshine?O false!

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were full of obscurity, and there was no expression on his face, and he didn't even bother to show the fake smile that he always wore.

"Meow?"

"Then don't you think the place you should stay in is a stinky ditch?"

Everyone is mutual, do you really think you are a good person?Oh, ridiculous!

The two cats faced each other tit for tat, and Tsunayoshi Sawada was trembling while watching, so he had to move to the other side of Xiaoqian for safety.At this time, Xiao Bai who was pushed down suddenly spoke.

"Meow~"

"Oh, don't quarrel anymore."

He stretched out his paws and patted the two cats, and even took advantage of Accelerator's unpreparedness to directly occupy Xiaoqian's arms. Xiaobai had a natural smile on his face, and said righteous words in his mouth as if trying to persuade a fight.

"Meow~"

"You will make Xiaoqian trouble, so there is no need to argue, I will help you here."

One way:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

It's one thing for me to fight with him, but it's another thing for you to take advantage of the opportunity!

"Meow..."

"Sinister Bai, you..."

Before Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Nakahara, who was already beside him, stretched out his hand, pressed his head, and interrupted his words.

Nakahara, who was doing such a cruel thing, looked at Osamu Dazai condescendingly.

"Meow!"

"Anyway, even if it's your turn, it won't be your turn!"

Because of the previous traitor incident, Nakahara Chuya sees Osamu Dazai as displeasing to the eye at this moment. Although he hasn't finished talking about it usually, but now he has reached the extreme of displeasing to the eye.

——As long as you are a little unhappy, then I will be happy!

During the 'interaction' of several cats, ten seconds passed quickly, and finally with the sound of 'click', the scene on the sofa was instantly included in the tape.

Xiaoqian, who was trying to reach out to mediate the dispute, and Xiaobai who was pushing his claws on the right side and Accelerator in her arms, Sawada Tsunayoshi who was shivering on the left, and Nakahara Nakaya, who was pressing Dazai Osamu's head on the right.

——The picture freezes.

"So what are you all doing..."

Looking at the images captured by the camera, Xiaoqian helplessly poked them one by one, and put the camera back again.

"Show me the camera this time, you know?"

All the cats: "..."

This……

Looking at each other, the cats and cats quickly looked away, complaining silently in their hearts.

As long as Dazai and Xiaobai travel to the Central Plains and don't cause trouble, of course I'm fine!

Neglected Tsunayoshi Sawada: ? ? ?