Fight wits with cat owners

Because it was Chinese New Year, Xiaoqian made a very rich meal, and there was even cat rice made into dumplings in the white porcelain bowl.

The Dazai Osamu who "reported meritorious service" was severely defeated. Dazai Osamu raised his chest without any guilt, and was very proud of Xiaoqian's praise.

That's right, I was the one who saw through Chuya's tricks, and I was the one who exposed Chuya's evil deeds, and it was I who led Xiaoqian to find Chuya who destroyed the clothes!

"So according to the agreement, the more bowl is mackerel."

The other cats' portions have been set up, and Xiaoqian set out the portion of Dazai Osamu alone, and under the various (contemptuous) gazes of several cats, put it on the cat standing on the coffee table with its head upright. In front of you, the voice is soft.

"Crab stuffing, eat more mackerel."

Osamu Dazai softly meowed at Xiaoqian, then lowered his head instantly, his whole face was buried in the bowl, the food was delicious, and he even raised his head occasionally, looking at the others who could only sit in the bowl The cat eating on the ground looks proud.

The few cats I watched suddenly felt that the rich food in their mouths was not delicious...

Osamu Dazai took all the benefits!Obviously he is the cutest one! ! !

"Eat well, eat well, tonight's New Year's Eve, in addition to the New Year's Eve dinner, Mom has also prepared a New Year's event for you."

Petting each cat one by one, Xiaoqian withdrew her hand contentedly, smiling meaningfully.

"I'm at home every day, it's time for you to exercise, there will be a reward for being No.1~"

All Meow:? ? ?

Wait, this familiar expression...

Looking at Xiaoqian without saying a word, a familiar bad feeling suddenly appeared in the hearts of the cats.

This expression...Xiao Qian, don't you have any thoughts? ! !

However, no matter how Xiaoqian tried to "make trouble", it was at night, when all the cats were either absent-minded or muddling through the meal, and they still gathered together in a very honest manner.

"Meow~"

"So let's talk about it, Zhongye."

Although he thought about making a fortune in silence, it would be fine not to care about other people being able to change back, but Osamu Dazai knew that it was impossible to keep it secret now that Nakahara Chu had also changed back and was seen by everyone.

Everyone wants to change back.

Even myself...

No.

Turning his head to look at Xiaoqian who was humming and washing the dishes in the kitchen, Dazai Osamu's heart sank, and a thought that didn't fit him came up.

If it's always like this...it doesn't seem too bad.

"Meow."

"I'll just say it first."

Not paying attention to Osamu Dazai who was in deep thought, Nakahara took a deep breath and began to explain to everyone in simple words.

"Meow."

"When I finished changing my clothes before, my body suddenly became hot, and I suddenly felt that something was about to happen in my mind. I avoided Xiaoqian and went to the bedroom, and changed back within a few seconds."

"Meow?"

"Are there any omens?"

Accelerator frowned and fell into deep thought, thinking about various possibilities in his mind, while Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was on his right, scratched his head and questioned his soul.

"Ow?"

"Are... are the ears and tail kept?"

Thinking of Nakahara Chuya's head and the furry ears and tail behind him, Sawada Tsunayoshi shivered subconsciously.

Too conspicuous, right?If it changes back and there are derivatives of cat ears and cat tails, I am afraid that I will be laughed to death by reborn if I go back!

"Meow~"

"It is indeed a problem."

Osamu Dazai sighed and touched his chin, suddenly, as if he thought of something, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Meow~"

"If you think about it from another angle, it would be convenient to have cat ears and cat tails~"

If she changed back to her original form, Xiaoqian's repulsion would be a certainty, but if she still had cat ears and tail after changing back, then no matter how cruel Xiaoqian was, she would definitely not be so resistant.

After all, Xiaoqian likes to masturbate cats so much, she can completely masturbate herself at that time, when the time comes, people will be themselves and cats will be themselves, so it will be perfect!

With the tail twitching behind him, Osamu Dazai thought that the cat ears were a godsend, but before he could be happy, the Central Plains on his left directly interrupted his imagination.

"Meow!"

"Convenient hell! And I didn't have such a thing in the first 5 minutes!"

As if he was very dissatisfied with the extra parts on his body before, Nakahara Chuya patted the ground with his right paw, and his speech speed suddenly accelerated.

"Meow!"

"It suddenly appeared after 5 minutes! I seriously doubt it's because of the timing!"

Otherwise, how could there be no one in the first place?Anyway, he absolutely disagrees with the extra ears and tail!It's nothing like this, this kind of shameful existence...

The cat ear play drawn by Xiaoqian in his free time appeared in his mind instantly, and the innocent boy Nakahara Chuya's face became hotter, and his voice became more sonorous and powerful.

"Meow!"

"It's definitely a matter of time, and it will definitely be gone in the future!"

"Meow~"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Chuya, you really are..."

Osamu Dazai didn't say the rest of the words, but his contemptuous eyes exposed everything openly. He shook his head, as if he was looking at a white man with a god-given white fur who didn't know the hard life of ordinary bamboo rats. bamboo rat.

Just when Nakahara thought that the other party would not be able to spit out ivory again, Osamu Dazai raised his paw and patted him on the shoulder, with strange relief in his voice.

"Meow~"

"It's good, keep it up."

Better be 'no brains' all the time!

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

With aversion to the cold, he knocked off Osamu Dazai's claws on his shoulders, Nakahara also maintained a disgusted expression, and took a step away from Osamu Dazai directly.

Inexplicable, are you disgusted?Are you sick again, mackerel? ? ?

"Meow."

"But speaking of it..."

His eyes swept over all the cats sitting, and Xiao Bai sat upright, asking questions.

"Meow?"

"So no one thought about why Chuya suddenly changed back?"

"..."

"Meow?"

"Although I really want to know, I don't know why I suddenly changed back."

Zhong Yuanzhong also recalled his behavior for a while, and felt that he was no different from other cats in the family.Everyone eats the same food, and even lives in the same house, and there is no abnormality at all.

Wait, abnormal!

With a sudden shock in his heart, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a breath, and instantly recalled what he had checked on the computer when he returned to people before.

The 'anime' is gone and only the 'manga' is left. Looking at the posture, the only remaining 'manga' are also in jeopardy. Even at the beginning, when I saw the information about myself, there was only a mosaic until Xiaoqianman a while ago During the exhibition, he had guesses in his head about the clearly seen surroundings.

Still very likely!

"Meow."

"I have an idea."

Before Zhong Yuan could finish speaking, Accelerator who was opposite him had already frowned and said the answer.

"Meow."

"It's not the fusion of the world, as long as you are not a fool, you can see it."

I didn't see it, Sawada, Fool, Tsunayoshi: "..."

He turned his head and glanced at Accelerator quickly, but the other party's natural look made him look away aggrieved, covered his face in pain, and complained silently in his heart.

ok, i see, i'm a 'fool' who doesn't deserve to discuss otz with big guys

"Meow~"

"But I have other thoughts on my mind."

His right paw patted the floor, and after all the cats' eyes were on him, Xiaobai looked serious.

"Meow~"

"About why Chuya became a human, is he different from us? There are also recent actions, and even what he eats."

As he spoke, he turned around and plucked a piece of green cat grass from the cat grass behind him with a cautious voice.

"Meow~"

"Let's look at this matter from a scientific point of view first. If Chuya is different from us this time, then there is only this."

Xiaobai spread his paws, and placed the cat grass in the middle of the circle of cats.

A cat looked at each other, wanted to refute, but found that what Xiaobai said was indeed very reasonable.

If you look at it from a 'scientific' point of view, all cats are treated the same. The only difference recently is Nakahara Nakaya, who fell in love with cat grass, and every once in a while he reminds Xiaoqian to water it. Planting grass, the cat bags that have been harmed have been replaced several times.

"Meow."

"Science..."

As soon as science was mentioned, Accelerator subconsciously began to speculate in accordance with scientific methods. He was the No.1 ability user in Academy City, and Accelerator could even be said to be an authority on science.

After all, in a world where even superpowers are calculated scientifically, almost everyone with abilities has a brain comparable to a computer, and he is even more powerful in 'computation'.

Various formulas flashed through my mind, from the state of the cat to the composition of cat grass, to the analysis of the body, it only took a few seconds.Accelerator calculated it clearly.

Conclusion: It's useless.

however……

His red eyes stared straight at the green cat grass in front of him, and Accelerator flicked his tail a little annoyed.I have some doubts about this matter.

After all, the ability to travel through time and space and the logically impossible ability to turn others into cats (after all, Academy City's abilities are all acting on itself), all make it extremely difficult for him to understand the unscientific degree of this matter.

So... this grass really should maintain a skeptical attitude?

Thinking with some uncertainty in his heart, before Accelerator could say anything, Sawada Tsunayoshi on his right was already full of surprise.

"Ow!"

"Really! What Senior Xiaobai said makes sense!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has a high acceptance of unscientific black technology, turned his head to look at Maocao excitedly, his warm brown eyes filled with impatience, as if looking at the hope of turning back into a human.

"Ow!"

"Otherwise, seniors, let's all try it, maybe after eating for a while, we will become human again?"

Nakahara Chuya's heart was startled by the longing look at Maocao, and he thought of Dazai who always wanted to kill Maocao.He subconsciously moved a step, sideways in front of the cat grass, just like he did every time, but when all this was done, he suddenly realized what he had done.

Faced with Sawada Tsunayoshi's unbelievable gaze, Nakahara Nakata was stupefied.

Wait, I'm not letting you eat!I just moved my body subconsciously first! ! !