Fight wits with cat owners

Because it is Chinese New Year, there are fireworks blooming in the night sky from time to time, and Xiaoqian also plays a video of New Year's greetings in the house, and even takes a few cats to watch together.

Sawada, a junior high school student, and Tsunayoshi, who had never been exposed to New Year's festivals, were instantly fascinated.

And such a great show!I really love it! ! !

"Ow~"

"So this is Chinese New Year? It feels really different from Japan!"

Thinking back on his last New Year's Eve, Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly felt a little depressed.

"Ow~"

"If you are at home, you will go out to visit the shrine during the Chinese New Year."

Then my mother will make a big table of delicious food to eat together, now...

"Meow~"

"It's okay it's okay."

Shiro, who was keenly aware of Sawada Tsunayoshi's emotions, patted him on the head, comforting him with a brisk voice.

"Meow~"

"Maybe it's only been a while since you changed back?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Not to mention, what if it is possible!

"Meow?"

"So you don't need to go out during the Chinese New Year here?"

Withdrawing his gaze from the screen, Zhongyuan Zhong also recalled that Xiaoqian had been shopping for groceries every few days as usual since a week ago, and didn't go anywhere else, so he couldn't help but fell into doubt.

Although I didn't know it before, there is a Chinatown in Yokohama, which is very lively every Chinese New Year.On the contrary, Xiaoqian is like this, won't leave relatives?

He even made a phone call with that chirp, and if it wasn't for the clothes on his body and the decorations in the living room, he might not be the same as usual.

"Meow?"

"Why do you have to go out?"

Osamu Dazai let out a hum, and looked at Nakahara Chuya.

"Meow."

"Chuya, are you afraid that you have misunderstood the house?"

For a house like Xiaoqian who has a small social circle and can even make money at home, it is good enough to be able to go out and buy groceries.

"... Meow."

"...You are the one who misunderstood Otaku?"

The two cats were bickering with each other, and some cats continued to indulge in the New Year's greetings festival. After the New Year's greetings festival was over, Xiaoqian stretched her waist and turned to look at the cat beside the bed.

"Do you remember the challenge I mentioned earlier?"

All Meow:? ? ?

challenge?what challenge?

Regardless of the surprised eyes of the cats, Xiaoqian stood up and went to the door, opened the box that arrived only four days ago, and a large pile of colorful plastic building blocks came into view immediately.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Xiaoqian set up the camera, and then piled up the building blocks to a height of one meter at the door little by little.

"Come on boys."

Taking back the tape measure, Xiaoqian stood outside the door and clapped her hands to the cats in the house.

"No.1 jumps the highest and there is a reward~"

award?Can rewards make people jump like a fool?

Before the cats were ready to struggle, Xiaoqian's next sentence directly shattered their struggling hearts.

"How about extra meals for ten days?"

Meow: Ten days! ! !

"Meow!"

"I can!"

As soon as the word ten days fell, Osamu Dazai jumped out of the bed at the head of the bed in an instant, ran to the door in a few steps and easily crossed the one-meter-high obstacle with a jump.

Before he could react from "Senior Dazai is so familiar and unscrupulous", he heard Xiaobai's voice again from his left.

"Meow!"

"I can too!"

In the next second, a white figure gracefully jumped over the obstacle.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior Xiaobai's words... also, are understandable!But Senior Central Plains and Senior Fang shouldn't be so easily seduced, right?

Turning his head to look at the two cats on the left, the extremely reliable existences were all sitting motionless by the bed, showing no signs of moving.

Just when Sawada Tsunayoshi breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Xiaoqian's temptation coming from the door again.

"Isn't the extra meal enough to satisfy you? Then add another meal that you can eat whatever you want. As long as it is not particularly harmful to your body, even if you eat salt, I will... give you a lick!"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

One way:! ! !

As soon as the conditions came out, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt bad in his heart. He turned his head in a flash, and saw the two seniors who were sitting beside the bed with him, rushed towards At the door, he easily crossed the obstacle.

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Wait, what's going on?Seniors, what about your persistence? ? ?

"Simba - you're the only one left~"

Xiaoqian's protracted voice sounded briskly, looking over with anticipation, Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at the building block wall at the door, and his body trembled subconsciously.

Is this an ordinary block wall?This is my life!Isn't this challenge really embarrassing me, Tsunayoshi Sawada?

Lifting his feet and walking tremblingly to the door, Tsunayoshi Sawada took a deep breath and his face became serious.Sinking into his dantian and maintaining his center of gravity, Tsunayoshi Sawada took a few steps back, and then rushed straight to the building block wall, his menacing appearance was like a small universe erupting.

however……

"Snapped--"

The whole cat was hanging on the building block wall, and its two front paws were firmly grasping the gap between the building blocks. Tsunayoshi Sawada kicked the building blocks under his feet like a windmill, and the whole cat was heartbroken.

Can you give me death mode back?Just a click :)

"Simba, you are still the same as always... cough cough."

Reaching out to pick up the cat hanging on the building block wall, Xiaoqian, who almost laughed out loud, looked at the autistic cat covering her face, and suppressed her laughter in her heart with distress (pleasure).

"It's okay, mom understands."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

No, you don't understand!

Struggling out of Xiaoqian's arms in great pain, Tsunayoshi Sawada silently walked to the wall with a blank expression on his face.

The excitement of others has nothing to do with me, I am just an indifferent spectator.What extra meal?What to order?nonexistent!

Instead of making things worse for Sawada Tsunayoshi, Xiaoqian sighed while stacking building blocks on the building block wall.

"So one meter is really low, you... well, except for Simba. Facts have proved that Simba may be a fake cat, but I think brown and orange have a bit of edge, so it is also an orange pig. Normal. But the only serious orange in the house is not greedy at all, so...cough."

Immediately adding the wall to a height of 1.5 meters, Xiaoqian stepped back a few steps and looked at the height of the tip of his nose, nodded in satisfaction.

It is said that cats can jump up to 1.5 meters, so [-] meters is probably not a big deal. After all, the cats at home are not very patient, and the number of jumps is uncertain.

"Come sons, the time has come to prove you!"

Looking at the cat at the door with shining eyes, Xiaoqian waved her hand in a cheering gesture.

"Let's go! Let's see who is number one in the family!"

"Meow!"

"The first is of course me!"

Taking the lead and rushing to the door again, Osamu Dazai relied on his excellent jumping ability to jump directly to the top with just a few leverages on the building block wall.

He turned his head and wanted to scream, but the next moment, a meow claw suddenly swung at his face.

"Meow."

"Get out, you're in the way."

Like a domino, as soon as Accelerator's voice fell, Xiao Bai who was originally on the ground also jumped up, tilted his head and spoke in doubt.

"Meow~"

"Why don't you go down?"

"Meow."

"Go down? Of course."

With a bright smile on his face, Osamu Dazai waved his hand seemingly friendly, but in the next second he waved towards Xiaobai unexpectedly.

Xiaobai, who jumped to the ground, looked at the two cats who jumped down because he jumped down, with a blank look in his eyes.

what happened?What are you two doing?Can the first one jump off be poisoned or something? ? ?

After a while, Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped over. Looking at the cats that seemed to be all relaxed, Xiaoqian was full of relief, and then stacked the building block wall to 1.7 meters.

"Come on boys!"

Tiptoeing outside the wall and waving his hands, Xiaoqian spoke loudly.

"I believe you, how can one be eliminated at 1.7 meters?"

???

disuse?

Several cats with the ability of gravity vector invariance looked at each other, and saw the same sentence from each other's eyes.

I'm afraid Xiaoqian is dreaming, let alone 1.7 meters, even [-] meters is no problem at all!

Dazai Disqualification in the World Zhi:? ? ?

Very easily, several cats jumped over one by one, and no cat was eliminated.

Looking at Xiaoqian, he was relieved on the surface, and when he turned his head, the height reached 1.8 meters.

However, he was easily skipped by four cats. The unconvinced Xiaoqian stepped on the chair expressionlessly and stacked the building block wall to 1.9 meters.

However, the double 叒叕 was easily skipped, and Xiaoqian looked expressionless and fell into deep thought.

Speaking of which, the door of the bedroom is only two meters, and 1.9 meters is really high. Why can't any one be eliminated?Is it possible that everyone in the family except Simba is a wall master like Chuya? ? ?

Looking down at the four cats at the door, Xiaoqian recalled the cat challenge he had seen, and couldn't help but make the sound of wanting to play off.

"Why don't we compare drilling holes?"

She directly demolished the building block wall at the door, leaving a small rectangular hole 20cm long and 10cm wide at the bottom, and blinked her eyes back.

"Why don't you try? Didn't you say that cats are all liquid? I think you can do it."

All Meows: "..."

Jumping high is one thing, drilling holes is quite another!

Looking at the expectant Xiaoqian expressionlessly, Yifangtong slammed his cold face, walked away from the door and walked towards the cat climbing frame in the living room.

Are you stupid?Playing this kind of thing with Xiaoqian? ? ?

"Wait, did Lucky leave just like that?"

Xiaoqian tried to persuade him to stay.

"Believe in yourself, you can be liquid!"

However, Accelerator just turned his head and stared at Xiaoqian silently, obviously not saying anything, but it made people feel pressured.

I will never be foolish with Xiaoqian again!

"Okay, okay..."

In the end, Xiao Qian sighed and let Accelerator go.

"In that case chu...ya?"

She turned her head and saw that her steady eldest son had already jumped onto the sofa, expressing his rejection with actions.

Xiaoqian: "..."

So why can't drilling holes work if you have wall jumping?

His eyes could not help but focus on the last two sons, Xiaoqian lowered his head, looking expectant.

"Mackerel Fairy, you sure won't be like Chuya and Lucky, right?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

noob:"……"

Both of them looked at the narrow opening in the middle of the building block wall, and the two cats looked at each other, feeling that something was not quite right.

Although it looks normal, and it's just piled up with building blocks, why does Xiaoqian's appearance make people feel like drilling a dog's hole? ? ?