Fight wits with cat owners

It was deduced that the cats were born in a "different world", and even everyone was not in the same world. The cats were shocked, but...

It's useless :)

As a cat, the information they can receive is extremely scarce, and even because Xiaoqian has been staying at home to make money, they even turn on the TV carefully.

And because of national issues, they can't get any information on TV at all.

In this regard, the four cats can only make a unanimous decision.

Wait!

Waiting for Xiaoqian to go out, waiting to be able to control the computer, and waiting for the... painting the next day.

After all, Xiaoqian also said a lot of information because of replying to the barrage when he was drawing Mori Ougai and Ozaki Koyo.

Mori Hong, the remaining two are almost certainly the two of them.

However, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya never expected that the next day would be such a large-scale public execution scene that makes people want to beat themselves to death.

The few people were unbearably quiet for a day, and the next day, Xiaoqian really picked up the tablet and began to draw.

Although the painting will gradually become blurred, some of the words floating in the barrage cannot be hidden from Osamu Dazai's eyes.

Well, there is Accelerator who is the only one who knows Chinese.

The four cats sat on the bed uncommonly quietly, staring at the computer screen in unison, and paying attention to the bombs that Xiaoqian threw out from time to time because of the reply.

"It's really difficult to talk about this Dazai, but I have to say, smart is really smart."

At this time, a sentence floated across the barrage.

【Mrs!I have always suspected that there is a pile of prickly heat under Dazai's bandage! 】

Osamu Dazai was momentarily stunned by the news that he was caught off guard.

etc!Are you misunderstanding me? ? ?

"really."

Seeing the barrage, Xiaoqian pondered for a few seconds before speaking seriously.

"It's very possible, he's afraid it's not a vicious circle."

As he spoke, Xiaoqian's voice was serious.

"Think about it, maybe Dazai was just wearing a bandage at the beginning, but because of the prickly heat, he had to keep wrapping it up."

"But the more he entangles, the more prickly heat he will have, so the more he has to entangle."

"It's too miserable, it's miserable just thinking about it."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Meow's out-of-tune wild laughter sounded in his ears, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who was listening to this passage, was already laughing like crazy.

"Meow... Meow...yao...giao..."

"Hahahaha, so this is the truth Dazai! Hahahaha I laughed so hard hahahaha!"

Meowpaw patted the quilt vigorously, and Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he could laugh at this reason for a lifetime.

"Meow... Meow..."

"It's not okay to cover the bandage. If you have prickly heat, you have to go to the hospital hahahahahahahaha!"

The spicy complaints over there are still going on.

"Yes, obviously the eyes are very good."

"And deliberately blocked such beautiful eyes, don't need to donate to those in need."

"And it's said that he ate dog food for the sake of sex! He's a werewolf."

"Meow!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Zhong Yuanzhong had already laughed so much that he had to hold his stomach, he only felt that the muscles on his face were going stiff from laughing.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha, are you three years old? You actually went to eat dog food for □□, hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Not only Chuya Nakahara, but even Accelerator and Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't help turning their heads when they heard the news, looking at Osamu Dazai with extremely strange eyes.

No wonder eating cat food is like a normal person. It turns out that I used to eat dog food!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I'm not!I don't!How can someone be innocent out of thin air!

A mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, Osamu Dazai felt very wronged.

Can something that no one sees be true! ! !

Before Zhongyuan Zhong could laugh enough, Xiaoqian's voice over there made his original wild laughter stop in an instant.

"But Dazai is a good boy."

What the hell?Good boy?Say Dazai? ? ?

Seriously, as if he had swallowed a mackerel raw, Nakahara Chuya involuntarily showed a disgusted look on his face. He raised his head suddenly, and his gaze instantly turned into horror when he looked at Xiaoqian.

Dead mackerel and the three words "good boy" can't possibly match up!Wake up, have you been deceived by him! ! !

Unable to bear it, Chuya Nakahara glanced at Osamu Dazai again.

"Meow~"

"What's wrong, Chuya?"

Osamu Dazai, who was originally stern, smiled brightly at this moment, his face full of 'shyness'.

"Meow~"

"Oh, it's really embarrassing for Xiaoqian to discover my true nature."

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned back without even thinking about it.

"Meow!"

"Who do you hate?"

If you were a good boy, there would be no villains in the world!

"Meow~"

"After all, I don't want to play and find out that my 'good boy' essence's home is a slimy slug like Nakaya."

Going back casually, Osamu Dazai focused his eyes on the screen, and a piece of information flashed quickly.

【Although I said so, it doesn't stop me from wanting to beat him up, did my wife ever think about beating him_(:3∠)_】

"Of course I thought about it!"

Xiaoqian, who noticed this message, affirmed it without hesitation.

"It's the so-called 'I like him and I want to beat him?', who wouldn't want to beat Dazai to vent?"

"As we all know, slaughtering fans is equivalent to slaughtering gangsters, it's okay to beat up a few more times!"

At this time, words of approval floated in the barrage.

[It's okay to beat Dazai! 】

[Who doesn't want to hit him on the ground! 】

[Is it just me who wants to press on the bed? 】

[Upstairs you are not pure white! 】

【beat him!Break the leg and close the small black room!This way you won't be able to wave! 】

Dazai:? ? ?

No, is there something wrong with this well-known 'fan'?Why are your words so terrible? Hey!

"But the second slaughter is better, after all, Mr. Dazai three times..."

Xiao Qian stopped the paintbrush in her hand and sighed.

At this time, the bullet screens were all flying up with similar comments.

【Scumbag】

【After all, he is a scumbag】

[After all, derailment within marriage...cough cough]

"Yeah, he's just a scumbag! Who doesn't know about Dazai Osamu and the five women, tsk tsk tsk."

Scumbag Dazai:? ? ?

Although he flirts with young ladies, he's not at the level of a scumbag!He's still young and not married yet! ! !

"Meow..."

"Scumbag..."

The red eyes glanced at Osamu Dazai meaningfully, and Accelerator's voice

"Meow."

"Infidelity in marriage? It's really something you can do."

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

The unprepared words filled the eyes of the two with shock.

"Meow?"

"Dazai, have you cheated on your marriage?"

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't believe what he heard.

"Meow???"

"When did you get married???"

The most important thing is cheating in marriage?I know it's too much of a dog, but this is too much of a dog!

"Meow..."

"Zhongye..."

Dazai had no expression on his face.

"Meow..."

"I'm only 18 years old..."

On the other side, Tsunayoshi Sawada turned pale with shock.

"Ouch!!!"

"Did senior get married at the age of 18!!!"

Married at the age of 18 and cheated!

Sawada Tsunayoshi condemned.

"Ow!"

"Senior Dazai, you are such a person! It's too much to cheat! You even cheated on four!"

There are five in total, one is married, and the remaining four are cheating partners!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Can't you understand human language?How could he get married when he was only 18!

His gaze flashed across the faces of Nakahara Chuya and Sawada Tsunayoshi, and Dazai knew clearly that Nakahara Chuya just wanted to take the opportunity to laugh, and Sawada Tsunayoshi...

He believed it...

Without proof, he actually believed it! ! !

"Meow."

"I'm only 18 years old."

Staring straight at Sawada Tsunayoshi, Dazai Osamu's voice was extremely serious and deep.

"Meow!"

"I'm not married!"

It is impossible for a person like him to get married in this life.

There was a strong warning in the kite-colored eyes, which made Sawada Tsunayoshi tremble subconsciously. He immediately sat up with his chest upright and nodded frantically.

"Ow!"

"I, I, I know!"

Just when Osamu Dazai was nodding his head in satisfaction, Accelerator's gloating voice came from the side.

"Meow."

"Very afraid of Chuya Nakahara? Was Nakahara Chuya taunted by a drunk 'expression like a mackerel flying into the sky'?"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

"I was beaten home by Nakahara Nakaya who was drunk, and then I was so scared that I could only curl up in the quilt and cry?"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ?

Where did the slander come from?How could he be afraid of a slug like Zhongya!It's almost disgusting! ! !

"Meow?"

"Have I...did this kind of thing???"

Nakahara Chuya's eyes were full of disbelief, but when he looked carefully, there were traces of expectation and... gloating.

"Meow!"

"Dazai, you actually curled up in the quilt and cried hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Although I feel sick when I think about it, I feel so happy inexplicably!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Meow."

"Zhongye."

Looking at Chuya Nakahara blankly, Osamu Dazai had a mocking look in his eyes.

"Meow."

"Are you delusional?"

Thinking about it, I know it can't be true!What are you talking about?

Turning his head, he didn't want to talk to those three people anymore, but before Dazai Zhiji calmed down, Xiaoqian dropped another nuclear bomb with both hands.

"And he also crazily worships Mr. Akutagawa."

Osamu Dazai:?

"There is also a black history in a notebook."

Osamu Dazai:? ?

"The name of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is all written in the notebook."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

"I also imitated Akutagawa Ryunosuke's posture when taking pictures, especially idiots, I feel that idiots are already full!"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ?

"I even wrote a letter threatening the judges because I didn't get the Akutagawa Award."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ? ?

etc!This is too wrong!How could he be crazy about the little brother he picked up? Hey!

"Meow!"

"Dazai, I didn't expect you to be such a person hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also hammered the bed crazily, only thinking that he used all the jokes of the past ten years to today.

"Meow!"

"Idiot Akutagawa! Hahahaha I even wrote Akutagawa's name in a notebook! I'm dying of laughter just hearing about it hahahahaha!"

"Meow..."

"You know it's not me, can you shut up?"

Osamu Dazai wished he could beat to death the slug that was crazily secreting mucus in front of him.

"Meow!"

"That's enough for me to laugh forever hahahahaha!"

Zhong Yuanzhong even made a ridicule of soul questioning.

"You in the parallel world are also you, hahahahahahahaha!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

What is going on with him in this world?Was your head caught by the door? ? ?

Clutching his stomach that was starting to ache from laughing too much, Zhong Yuanzhong sat up reluctantly, with a little panting in his voice.

"Meow..."

"so……"

However, when he raised his head and saw Osamu Dazai's blank face, he couldn't help but laughed again.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha no! I'll laugh for a while more hahahahahahahahaha!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Dead slug!He remembered!

"Meow."

"Leave him."

Osamu Dazai ignored Chuya Nakahara, who was trembling with laughter, and looked up at Accelerator and Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"Meow."

"Those useless omissions, you heard the passage in the middle."

"Ouch..."

"middle……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi blinked in a daze, and realized instantly.

"Ow?"

"The phrase 'the second slaughter and... the third slaughter'?"

"Meow."

"Yes."

Slightly narrowing his eyes, Osamu Dazai's voice was calm.

"Meow."

"As long as you know about comics or something, you must be familiar with this description."

One way:? ? ?

comics?Does he not read comics?

"Ow!"

"It turned out to be!"

The pupils suddenly constricted, and Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't believe it.

"Ow!"

"Two-dimensional and three-dimensional! Could it be that..."

is it possible?Different worlds and parallel worlds are already incredible, now...

"Meow~"

"This world also has a 'Dazai Osamu', derived from it, maybe our world is just a manga or a book."

"Meow..."

"so……"

Hearing Nakahara Chuya's still harsh and rampant laughter, Osamu Dazai silently flicked out his sharp claws, with a murderous aura in his voice.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, have you laughed enough?"

He didn't mind helping if he didn't laugh enough, and he promised that he wouldn't laugh again in the future!