Fight wits with cat owners

Because he was wearing a headset, Nakahara Nakaya's wild laughter on the bed did not let Xiaoqian hear it.However, she didn't hear it, but it doesn't mean that others didn't hear it either.

Just like... the fans on the other side of the network_(:3∠)_

【Mrs!Come back! 】

【Yaoshou!Ma'am, there are monsters in your house! 】

【Mrs!I'm afraid your little cutie is making trouble! 】

【What kind of background sound is this?

A few bullet screens flashed by quickly, Xiaoqian blinked blankly, then turned her head to look at the bed in doubt.

The three cats in the family were gathered together, and the only exception was Zhong Yuanzhong, who was lying on the bed, his body trembling from time to time, and his meowing in strange tones was extremely rampant.

Taken together, the scene looked like the three cats surrounding them were discussing how to bury Zhongya Zhongye.

Xiaoqian was shocked for a moment.

Fuck! Chuya is epilepsy crazy? ? ?

"Chuya? What's wrong with you, Chuya? Don't scare me!"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

The mentality of laughing at Osamu Dazai was put away in an instant, Nakahara Chuya vigorously rubbed the stiff cheeks that had been laughing, and then sat up again in a serious manner.

"Meow!"

"I'm fine!"

A hand rested on Xiaoqian Worry's stretched out hand, and Nakahara took a deep breath, trying to calm down.

Xiaoqian was still a little worried.

"chuya?"

"Meow!"

"It's really okay!"

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhongye recovered, Xiaoqian looked at Zhongyuan Zhongye suspiciously for a while, and turned back after confirming that there was nothing wrong.

"It's okay it's okay."

She replied to the barrage.

"Chuya was just now... Well, I don't know what he was doing, but it seems to be fine."

"Okay, let's talk about the next one. Dazai's line drawing is finished, let's draw it."

[Zhongye! ! 】

[chuya little angel! 】

【I can!Finally it's Chuya's turn! 】

A few barrages flashed past, causing Osamu Dazai to sit up straight in an instant, with gloating schadenfreude in his eyes.

"Meow~"

"It's Zhongye's turn."

He meaningfully glanced at Nakahara Chuya who was on guard.

"Meow~"

"I'm really looking forward to it~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I really want to punch someone, but...

"Meow!"

"so what?"

With his chest up and his head raised, Zhong Yuanzhong also showed disdain.

"Meow!"

"I'm not like you."

No matter what, he can't do things like cheating in marriage, so what is he afraid of?

"Meow~"

"Really?"

Dazai smiled brightly.

"Meow~"

"Then let's wait and see."

He has never escaped, and I don't believe you, there is no black history in the Central Plains!

Zhongyuan Zhong also froze instantly.

Why do you suddenly have a bad feeling? ? ?

【My wife wants to draw that kind of painting?I really want to see Miss Neibazi! 】

【Yokohama's No. [-] Diva!I'll buy it for the concert! 】

A few barrages flew by, and Osamu Dazai's eyes flickered instantly. He couldn't help but look at Chuya Nakahara who didn't know the content, his face was full of weirdness.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

What do you look like, mackerel? ? ?

Just when Zhongyuan Zhongye was at a loss, Xiaoqian threw down a thunderbolt with a brisk voice.

"Everyone has high expectations for Miss Chuya."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

What the hell?Miss what?I can't seem to hear you! ! !

Before he could react, Xiaoqian's words followed one after another.

"Neibazizhong also has time to draw in the future. This time it is a commercial draft, so the main focus is the handsome 18-year-old Zhongye."

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha, you also have today, hahahaha!"

Osamu Dazai, who was delighted by Nakahara's unbelievable expression, smiled wantonly.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha! Are you going to laugh at me to death hahahahaha!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned pale.

"Meow!"

"I do not have it!"

Shooting sharp eyes at Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chuya's voice was full of rage.

"Meow!"

"How could I do this! Dead mackerel, you have no brains!"

He is in the Central Plains!It is impossible to make such a move in this life! ! !

Just when he wanted to beat Osamu Dazai to death, another topic floated up in the barrage.

[The 22-year-old Zhongya is very handsome! 】

[Except for height!He is the most perfect man! 】

[After all, it is 1.6 meters_(:3∠)_]

【No!Don't talk nonsense upstairs!Obviously, we are only [-] meters tall with bare legs! (funny)】

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Meow!!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The paw patted the bed vigorously, although he chose to keep his voice low in order not to disturb Xiaoqian, but the information passed on the barrage still made Osamu Dazai feel that he might die laughing right here today.

"Meow!"

"I must share this kind of thing hahahahahaha!"

Wiping the corners of his eyes with his paws, Osamu Dazai intermittently translated the words on the barrage to Chuya Nakahara.

"Meow~"

"After all, the middle is also 1.6 meters~"

"Meow!"

"how is this possible!!!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also retorted angrily.

"Meow!"

"How many times have I told you that I'm still growing up!"

"Meow~"

"And oh~"

Glancing at Nakahara Nakaya with a half-smile, Osamu Dazai continued to translate.

"Meow~"

"Although the middle is 1.6 meters, but his 1.6 meters are all legs - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Meow~"

"What's wrong with 1.6 meters? Chuya's [-] meters aura can completely make people ignore his height hahahahaha!"

Osamu Dazai clutched his stomach, he was about to laugh out loud, and mocked Nakahara Chuya.

"Meow~"

"If it can be ignored by people, there won't be a nickname like [Dark Dwarf], hahahahaha!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dog Dazai, do you want to die?I will fulfill you now! ! !

Osamu Dazai fell into laughter, but Xiaoqian's voice still had a knife in Nakahara Chuya's heart.

"So! 1.6 meters is actually Zhongye's advantage."

With a brisk tone, Xiaoqian shot an arrow in Zhongye's knee.

"Who doesn't want to look down at Chuya?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Kanzhong also showed a depressed expression because of the height difference, and even pressed his hat and hummed softly because of his unbalanced heart."

Xiaoqian showed a smile with some kind of bewildering pleasure.

"It's really exciting~"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ? ? ?

etc!Xiaoqian, is there something wrong with you? ? ?

"Meow~"

"There's nothing wrong with it~ I'm always a 1.6-meter-long dwarf~"

Deliberately standing up, Dazai Osamu looked down at Nakahara Chuya.

"Meow~"

"The air above is good, this is the fresh air that the little dwarf will never be able to breathe~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

grass!He can't take it anymore!He wants to kill this poor mackerel!

However, before he started to do anything, the shocked voice of Sawada Tsunayoshi who heard some information suddenly reached his ears.

"Aw, ow!"

"Zhongzhongzhong, senior Zhongyuan!!!"

He opened his warm brown cat eyes, full of disbelief, as if he hadn't reacted to Xiaoqian's casual words.

"Ow!"

"Senior Zhongyuan and Senior Dazai belong to the Mafia!!!"

This, this is not scientific!It doesn't mean that the mafia is going to be vicious. Although Senior Zhongyuan looks quite fierce, his instinct tells him that Senior Zhongyuan is a good person!

What the hell is wrong with the world?It turns out that not only his world, but also the mafia in other worlds have changed their careers to become good people? ? ?

"Meow?"

"You knew already?"

Calm down and listen to Xiaoqian's words 'The last conscience of the port mafia. ''A good man who will help the old lady cross the road! ' and a series of words of obvious praise, accompanied by the strange gazes of Tsunayoshi Sawada and Accelerator, Nakahara Nakahara felt a little embarrassed for a moment.

wrong!He is a vicious mafia! (shock——)

"Meow!"

"I'm the Mafia! But everything above is wrong!"

With a vicious expression on his face, Zhongyuan Zhong also retorted in a bad tone.

"Meow!"

"As a mafia, of course I kill like hell! Help the old lady cross the road? How is that possible? It's not me!"

As he said that, Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head with great disdain, his words were full of arrogance as a 'bad guy'.

"Meow!"

"Which mafia would help a granny across the street? Are you trying to laugh me to death?"

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Isn't it normal for a mafia to help a granny across the street?

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has experienced many "weird and strange" mafia, looked at a loss. '

What is there to refute?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Looking at Sawada Tsunayoshi's natural look, Nakahara Nakaya only felt that he even wanted to scratch the wall.

Even if he really did it, he wouldn't be able to admit it!Is he shameless as a mafia?How can a mafia do good things?If people knew about his majesty, it would be all gone!

"Meow!"

"Anyway, I won't do good deeds!"

Looking at Sawada Tsunayoshi seriously, Nakahara Chuya repeated seriously.

"Meow!"

"The mafia doesn't do good things!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Staring at Nakahara Chuya hesitantly, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt that he really had something to say...

He even saved the world!It's just doing good deeds, Senior Central Plains, why don't you want to admit it! ! !

"Meow~"

"Here comes the funniest part."

Dazai Osamu who was at the side suddenly made a sound. He was staring at the computer intently, and there was even a hint of excitement in his voice.

"Meow~"

"Three-dimensional Chuya, I don't know how stupid he will be~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Although he is not him in the third dimension, why does he feel that Dazai's words make people want to beat him up?

"If you want to talk about the three-dimensional Zhongye, everyone knows it."

Xiaoqian's voice was brisk, replying to the barrage.

"Shortness is indispensable. Do you think Wenye's middle height is 1.6 meters short?"

"No!"

"The three-dimensional Nakahara Chuya is said to be only 1.5 meters tall!"

"Meow↗→↗~Woo↗↗~"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Clutching his stomach, Osamu Dazai collapsed on the bed laughing.

"喵～↗→yao↗～呵↗↗～"

"1.5 meters hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha not even 1.6 meters hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

The extremely rampant meow laughter resounded throughout the room, even causing question marks to appear on the barrage?

Xiaoqian turned around with a blank expression, and what she saw was Dazai Osamu, who was meowing nine bends and eighteen bends, while opening his mouth, rolling desperately on the bed.

???

what happened?Mackerel, are you... having a convulsion too? ? ?