Fight wits with cat owners

When Tsunayoshi Sawada fell into the philosophical trifecta, the hallucinations around him suddenly changed.The original table at home disappeared, and the surroundings turned into a strange yet familiar living room, but those people still looked at him 'savagely'.

mom i'm afraid qaq

Shivering, she retracted into Xiaoqian's arms, and even buried herself in it vigorously. Feeling the warm touch on the top of her head, Sawada Tsunayoshi's heart finally settled down.

Fake!all fake!Only moms are real! ! !

"I didn't expect Simba to become so clingy after smoking catnip."

Slightly bending her legs made the space in her arms smaller, Xiaoqian stroked the fur on Sawada Tsunayoshi's body, feeling ready to move.

The top is up, it's time to rua hard!

Next to Xiaoqian, Dazai Osamu, who saw what Sawada Tsunayoshi shouted from beginning to end, looked at the other party and made judgments.

"Meow~"

"So...Xiao Gangji saw hallucinations?"

It also seems to be drunk, Xiao Gangji hallucinations, what will be next?He was really looking forward to it.

His eyes drifted towards Accelerator who was still on the cat climbing frame without the slightest awareness of the imminent persecution, Osamu Dazai remained calm.

However, he didn't do anything, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was huddled in Xiaoqian's arms, suddenly raised his head and looked straight at Osamu Dazai.

"Ow?"

"This voice...?"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had lost his mind, widened his eyes blankly. He stared at Osamu Dazai, who was just a cat not far away, and a contrast began to appear in his heart.

It's a cat. He doesn't have a cat, and he doesn't have a cat at home. The only one among his companions who has a cat is the prison temple. Then the identity of this cat...

"Ouch..."

"Are you... melon?"

There is nothing wrong with the box weapon of the Prison Temple!

But... why doesn't it look alike?What about flames?The red one, the one with the Lan attribute.

"Meow..."

"You made a mistake..."

Shaking his head calmly, Osamu Dazai denied the other party's guess. He looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who could be said to have lost his mind, and asked without the slightest bit of embarrassment.

"Meow?"

"Who is the melon?"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was asked the question, looked confused.

"Ow?"

"Isn't the melon just you?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Okay, sorry to bother you. Sure enough, if you lose your mind, you should stop communicating. He can't communicate with the mentally handicapped.

Dazai Osamu turned around and wanted to leave, but before he could take a step, Sawada Tsunayoshi's voice suddenly became high.

"Ow!"

"I know! You are here to snatch my mother from me!"

After all, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was originally a clumsy cat, seemed to be full of energy. He lost his usual clumsiness, and jumped out of Xiaoqian's arms very neatly, and then stood beside Xiaoqian.

He stared at Osamu Dazai seriously, his voice was firm, as if Osamu Dazai in front of him was some kind of Piccolo Demon King, and he would call over in the next second.

"Ow!"

"Give up! I won't give up my mother to you!"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

How old are you as a mother?Don't you feel ashamed?Who wants to steal your mother from you?I don't know it at all!

"Meow."

"No, I didn't think about it."

Seeing Dazai Osamu's perfunctory face, Sawada Tsunayoshi slightly exploded his hair, he frowned, and his voice was firm.

"Ow!"

"You definitely thought about it! My instinct said it!"

Although it was only for a moment, he felt that this person just now... a cat?Definitely want to replace him!

Instead, don't you just want to rob him!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Nasty intuition...

Looking helplessly at the 'little fool' in front of him, Osamu Dazai really couldn't help but want to sigh.

Obviously, he was timid and timid in normal times, but after drinking catnip, he actually regained his confidence. Who gave him the confidence?

Glancing at Xiaoqian who was giggling aside, Osamu Dazai took a step forward helplessly, and slapped him on the sofa under the obstruction of the furious Sawada Tsunayoshi.

then……

With a swipe, he jumped into Xiaoqian's arms, and looked down at the bewildered Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Ow?"

"Just like that, you still want to rob me?"

It seems that you Sawada Tsunayoshi is inflated, right?

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

etc!His mother was robbed just like that? ? ! ! !

Eyes wide open in a daze, intense shock filled his heart, Tsunayoshi Sawada's pupils constricted, and his pupils sharpened instantly.

Strands of orange are looming, the body is lowered, and the tail is involuntarily swinging left and right behind him, ready to go.

Seeing that the opponent was about to pounce on him in the next second, Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, and then pushed Xiaoqian's arm to signal.

"Meow."

"Xiao Qian, take care, this 'little fool' is going to heaven."

"Okay, okay, you two are really..."

Holding down a cat with one hand, Xiaoqian slipped Tsunakiti Sawada into her arms, bowed her head and licked a cat on the forehead.

"This is the first time Simba has been mean to his elder brother, and he really is 'drunk and cowardly'. Mackerel, tell me honestly, did you do something crazy to Simba?"

Saying that, Xiaoqian nodded Dazai Osamu's forehead, with an obvious smile in his voice.

"Speak the truth after drinking, catnip is also applicable, right?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Obviously I was lying innocently, okay?

Simply jumping out of Xiaoqian's arms, Osamu Dazai decisively stayed away from this place of right and wrong.

Oh, go crazy, you will hit the wall after you wake up anyway.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who drove the "enemy" away, was excited to enjoy the warm embrace of "mother" and feel the enthusiasm of "mother". The reason in the corner quietly went online.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Dazedly feeling the embarrassment of being surrounded by either breasts or legs, and even stepping on Xiaoqian's stomach, Sawada Tsunayoshi's face turned red and smoked.

who I am?where am I?What did I just do?! ! !

His sanity completely returned, and what happened during the period of dementia entered his mind. Tsunayoshi Sawada stared blankly at the culprit, Xiaoqian, and staggered out of the opponent's arms.

Why, why did it become like this otz

With his head on the wall, his paws scratching the wall, Tsunayoshi Sawada looked down with despair on his face.

Return mother?Where is the mother from?still grab?Senior Dazai is taking revenge!Surely I will hold my grudge!Absolutely hold the grudge!

Most importantly...

In my mind, I couldn't help but think back to myself who was so comfortable under Xiaoqian's touch that I almost rolled...

The heat spread all over his body, and Tsunayoshi Sawada shrank himself into a ball in shame, wailing inwardly.

Ahhh fake!all fake! ! ! !

Another cat fell into autism, and there was another cat next to Nakahara Chuya, but the persecution at home did not stop.

Picking up the catnip bottle again, Xiaoqian's eyes kept moving between Osamu Dazai and Accelerator, trying to set the next "victim target".

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This will not work!

Very quickly, Osamu Dazai cleverly hid in a corner that Xiaoqian couldn't see, so logically, the next target of persecution became Accelerator who would stand still on the cat climbing frame without saying anything.

"Lucky? Shall we try?"

Taking the initiative to come to the cat climbing frame, looking at the cat staring at her with red cat eyes, Xiaoqian was not afraid, and put the catnip bottle cap in front of Accelerator.

"It's very cool, just look at Chuya and Simba, come and try it?"

One way:"……"

Cool ass, do you think I'm blind?

The lessons learned from the first two cats are still there, do you really think that Accelerator will be tricked into eating this kind of thing?

Looking down at the bottle cap with catnip in front of him, Accelerator ignored the special smell lingering at the tip of his nose, stretched out his paws and pushed it away without looking at it.

However, Xiao Qian pushed back again, even getting closer.

"Lucky, just try it."

"Meow."

"Don't eat it, take it away."

Pushing it back again, Accelerator didn't move like a mountain.

It is impossible to eat, even in this life, he will never eat such useless things!

Don't think I don't know you just want to see him make a fool of himself!

"One bite, just one bite!"

The catnip was pushed back by Xiaoqian again, Accelerator felt a little irritable, he flicked his tail impatiently, and slapped the catnip.

"If you don't eat it, you won't eat it, get it for me..."

Before he could finish speaking, something strange suddenly appeared in his normal body.

The smell at the tip of the nose seems to have reached a critical value, and they began to enter the body uncontrollably, and the brain also became dull at this moment, constantly sending out information that went against reason.

eat!eat!eat!

One way:"……"

I eat a ghost! ! !

The paws forcefully overturned the catnip, but because it was released from the container, it made the taste more intense. Some fragments fell lightly on his face, and some powder even fell directly into his mouth .

boom--

Reason was kicked to the corner at this moment, everything in front of him became somewhat blurred, the room became empty, and everything in front of him became small.

Most importantly, there was a pile of coffee in front of him!

A bunch of coffee!How long has he had no coffee!Not to mention there is meat on the side!

Taking a sip excitedly and reservedly, feeling the familiar taste, Accelerator nodded in satisfaction.

keep drinking!Tired of drinking it!

Although the signals in his brain told him that something was wrong, Accelerator, who had already been manipulated by catnip, had no intention of paying attention to it. At this moment, his heart and eyes were full of the long-lost reunion coffee.

Not to mention, it tastes pretty good.

Accelerator here is 'drinking' coffee, and in Xiaoqian's view, except for the first time he knocked over the catnip and then licked it, the rest of the time he stared blankly at the place in front of him , and then kept wriggling his mouth, his jaw up and down... chewing the air:)

However, the cat itself has no self-consciousness of chewing the air at all, as if it can't feel the outside world at all. Accelerator chews the air continuously, and it doesn't even stop for a minute.

Xiaoqian stretched out her hand with a smile, and touched the opponent's back carefully.

Accelerator, who was busy chewing the air, raised his eyes blankly and glanced at Xiaoqian. After identifying who it was, he continued to lower his head without paying attention, drinking the imaginary coffee.

Seeing this, Xiaoqian's actions became more daring. After touching her back several times, she resolutely moved to the side again, wanting to take the opportunity to touch Accelerator's belly.

Accelerator, who was sitting upright, remained as still as a mountain. He raised his grip and patted Xiaoqian's hand aside, and continued to chew the air silently.

Seeing that Accelerator's attitude was not as refusing as usual, Xiaoqian's courage grew instantly. She directly raised her hands, rubbing the top of her head with one hand, and her back with the other, and tried to persuade the other party through communication.

"Lucky, just let me touch it, just one touch, I promise I won't touch it too much!"

touch it?

Looking up at Xiaoqian again, Accelerator sneered. Although the words were still blunt, there was no hint of sarcasm in his voice, but a hint of...indulgence.

"Meow."

"It will make a big difference."

With red eyes full of arrogance, Accelerator chewed another mouthful of air coldly, then slowly lay down on his side, staring at Xiaoqian coldly like a big brother.

However, there was no malicious intent in it.

Condescending, he dropped words of permission.

"Meow."

"no next time."