Fight wits with cat owners

While lying on the side leisurely, drinking coffee comfortably, getting rid of someone's troublesome hands, everything is still "beautiful".

Seeing Accelerator chewing the air constantly, Xiaoqian who had a good masturbation felt that he needed to do something.She rummaged through a box of cat snacks, decisively fished out a bag of meat strips, and stuffed it in while Tong Tong was still chewing.

One way:? ? ?

Halfway through drinking the "coffee", something was stuffed into his mouth, and Accelerator subconsciously chewed it. The smell of meat successfully prevented him from spitting it out.

After chewing a few more mouthfuls, Accelerator nodded in satisfaction, and gave Xiao Qian an approving look.

Not to mention, it's delicious except it's a bit bland.

He couldn't stop chewing on the meat sticks, and then added another one after eating. When Xiao Qian fed the third stick, Accelerator's movements suddenly stopped.

There was still half-eaten strips of meat in his mouth, and the smell of meat filled his mouth. Accelerator opened his eyes wide in bewilderment, and subconsciously swallowed the food in his mouth.

This taste...

She swiped and lowered her head, only to see a certain culprit holding a strip of meat, smiling brightly.

"Huh? What's the matter lucky?"

Accelerator: "...Fuck!"

The half piece of meat that was still in his mouth was instantly poohed to the ground, and Accelerator stood up quickly, recalling what he did when he was demented by catnip.

Drink imaginary coffee, eat imaginary meals, and even let Xiaoqian, a fool, do something...

In an instant, Accelerator wanted to scratch the wall.

He just chewed the air for more than five minutes!He's still thinking 'this coffee is good' so flatteringly in his heart, where's his brain? ! !

Involuntarily, Accelerator stared deeply at Xiaoqian, furious and helpless in his heart, and even a little aggrieved.

Hit but can't hit, scold but can't scold, what can he do!

Silently raising his paws to cover his head, Accelerator turned his back to Xiaoqian, staring blankly at the wall.

No one should disturb him, he must be quiet!

"Lucky? Lucky?"

Accelerator called a few times, but the other party seemed to want to be secluded until the end of time, and didn't move at all. Even his tail was aggrieved and wrapped around his feet, as if he was reprimanding Xiao Qian for his devilish behavior.

Xiaoqian: How should I put it, not only is she not guilty, she is even very happy because she got a cat_(:3∠)_

The happy Xiaoqian finally touched the fur on Fang Accelerator's back, picked up the catnip bottle again, and looked at the only cat in the family who hadn't smoked catnip yet.

"Blue~flower~fish~"

The voice was melodious and melodious, and the ending sound rose slightly, adding a sense of gloating.

"You are the only one left, come and accept mother's 'love' obediently~"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This "love" is too heavy, I don't think this will work!

Taking a step back involuntarily, Osamu Dazai felt that he needed to hide more quickly, but when his eyes swept around the room, he saw that the three cats who had been in autism all turned their heads at this moment, without blinking staring at himself.

There is a line of words written all over his eyes.

Dare to try?

Dazai's eyes darkened.

Oh, do you really think I'm afraid of you?

Proudly raising his head, Osamu Dazai jumped onto the sofa in one jump. He condescendingly glanced at the cats who were eager to see his jokes, and smiled coldly.

then……

Just when everyone thought he was going to give up resistance, he jumped off the sofa with a swipe, ran into Xiaoqian's bedroom, kicked his legs, and directly closed the door of the bedroom.

Everyone: "..."

cheated! ! !

Chuya Nakahara was the first to react. He stood up from the corner of the wall with a swipe, and rushed to the bedroom door with a cat-mao lunge.With a kick of his legs, he grabbed the handle with his front paws, but...

The door is not open :)

This thing must be right against the door!

Letting go of his hand and falling back to the floor, Zhong Yuan also shouted loudly outside the door.

"Meow!"

"Get me out!"

"Ow!"

"I don't!"

"Meow!"

"come out!"

"Meow!"

"Idiots get out!"

The two cats just fought each other across a door. In the end, Xiaoqian couldn't stand it any longer, so she went directly to the door of the bedroom, and opened the door of the bedroom without much effort.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also the first to rush in.

"Meow!"

"You can't run away, dead mackerel!"

He must see this guy's dementia today!

However, there was no sign of Dazai Osamu in the room. Xiaoqian looked around the bedroom suspiciously, and his eyes gradually shifted to the cabinet.

There is no way to hide a cat under the bed, and there is no other place to put it, so there is only a wardrobe for clothes.

Without hesitation, Xiaoqian quickly opened the door of the cabinet, only to see that among the neatly folded clothes, a mackerel was upside down, trying to make holes in the pile of clothes like a little mouse.

However, in a short period of time, it could only let it bury the front half of its body, and the rest of the second half of its body could only kick its legs in the middle of a pile of clothes aggressively, showing its sense of existence.

"Mackerel, this is..."

Pfft - that's what the head said!

Raising his hand to remove Osamu Dazai from the pile of clothes, Xiaoqian hugged the mackerel he caught lovingly, and went straight back to the living room.

"Come on, mackerel."

A cover full of catnip was placed in front of Dazai Osamu, and Xiaoqian, who held his body with one hand to prevent him from escaping, smiled brightly.

"Your elder brother and younger brother are all involved, so it is impossible for mother to treat you badly."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He raised his head expressionlessly, and saw that Zhong Yuanzhong had found his position on the armrest of the sofa again, staring at him unblinkingly, his eyes full of gloating.

Accelerator, who had just turned to face the wall on the cat climbing frame, also turned around, his red eyes were filled with conspicuous malice, the meaning was self-evident.

And the most honest Tsunayoshi Sawada...

He lowered his head again with a blank face, and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was rubbing his head secretly on the edge of the sofa, as if he couldn't see him, Dazai Osamu secretly made a note of all the cats.

Today's revenge, he will avenge it later! ! !

Let me show you what is 'concentration'!

Taking a deep breath, Osamu Dazai's eyes turned to the catnip in front of him. He quickly licked the 'grass' full of strange smell, then turned his head and stared at Xiaoqian again.

"Meow."

"Eat, leave."

"Mackerel, shall we have another bite?"

Letting go of Dazai Osamu's hand, Xiaoqian tried to make Dazai eat more.

"One lick is all it takes. Wouldn't it be nice if we were happier?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Another bite?nonexistent!

Raising his claws and pushing away the catnip in front of him, Osamu Dazai took a step back, his eyes glazed over.

The scene around him gradually began to distort, like a kaleidoscope, with inexplicable beauty and regularity, but in the next moment it became distorted like a Picasso painting, dragging long lines, and even the light and shadow became blurred.

Maybe it was because he was a little special, or maybe it was because his consciousness had set restrictions on himself. It was extremely rare that Osamu Dazai still had a sliver of reason.

Although everything in his eyes was blurred, he knew what he needed to do.

As for what to do...

A surge of emotion suddenly surged in his heart, and the surviving reason could only support him not to do anything too 'exaggerated', but other than this, reason had no choice.

He took a step forward, pressed the bottle of mineral water next to him, and stood upright.

With an exaggerated smile on the corner of his mouth, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, and then let out a groan, shaking the roof.

"Meow~ow↗ow→wow↗ow↗woo——"

Immediately afterwards, as if he was in a disco, Osamu Dazai turned around, closed his eyes, and meowed out an extremely unpleasant tone hoarsely.

"Meow → meow ↗ meow ↗ woo → woo ↗ woo wa ↗ wa wa wa giao——"

"Meow ↗ ow → woo ↗ wow → ow ow ow → meow ↗ --"

Xiaoqian: "..."

Chinese Fang Gang: "..."

What the hell!It's too ugly!This is completely howling!

Everyone fell into shock, but Osamu Dazai, who was engulfed in his own voice, did not intend to stop at all.I saw him bend his body holding the water bottle, and a high-pitched meow comparable to that of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau came out out of tune.

"Wow↗↗↗↗—"

For a moment, Osamu Dazai's voice echoed in the living room like a ghost crying and a wolf howling.

"Meow!"

"Shut up for me!!!"

Nakahara couldn't take it anymore, he sprinted towards Dazai Osamu, trying to push him down to the center of the ground, but as expected, Dazai Osamu, who was holding a water bottle and tilted his body, turned sideways and lightly dodged Nakahara Chuya's stabbing and howling voice changed into another tone like the sound of a dolphin by the way.

"Woo ↗ ↗ ~ woo ↗ woo ~ ↗→"

"Meow!"

"Go to hell!"

Accelerator, who was indifferent to the world on the cat climbing frame, couldn't help it anymore. He also sprinted towards Osamu Dazai, wanting to blow his head off with a single slap.

However, as expected, Osamu Dazai swung the water bottle around with his claws, and Accelerator's hand was successfully slapped back.

"Meow ow ow ow ↗ woo → ↘ → ↗ wow ↗ ~"

The two cats failed to win the battle, and Osamu Dazai hid them in different ways. Tsunayoshi Sawada was already killed, and Xiaoqian, who also had his ears mutilated, had no choice but to surrender with difficulty.

"Mackerel I was wrong!"

Holding down the water bottle that Dazai Osamu was hugging, Xiaoqian's voice was difficult.

"Stop singing mackerel, I'll never let you eat catnip again, really!"

Why is there such a weird behavior?Isn't it great to do sand sculptures together?Why did it change when it came to mackerel otz

The voice stagnated for a moment, Dazai Osamu opened his confused eyes, squinted his eyes and stared at Xiaoqian for a long time without blinking, then turned his head and continued to howl, and even raised his tone by a whole degree.

"Aww→↗Woo Meow→Wow↗Wah-Wah--"

stop?nonexistent!He Dazai Osamu will sing his attitude here today!

"Ah, mackerel, shut up!"

Pounced on Osamu Dazai who was howling happily, Xiaoqian hugged him, raised his hand and took away the mineral water bottle in his arms, put both hands together, and quickly grabbed him by the cheek.

"Please, stop talking!"

If it weren't for the good sound insulation of the house, the neighbors would have come to smash the door!

"Meow?"

"Can't I sing well?"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes with a pair of iris-colored cat eyes, and his face was full of a cute and cute boy.

"Really, stop howling!"

Bending his legs, he held Dazai Osamu's cat in his arms, and Xiaoqian couldn't help stroking the other's fur, his voice full of solemnity.

"Let's stay quiet for a while."

Otherwise it won't work!Letting out this voice is killing me!