Fight wits with cat owners

"Neither this nor that."

Xiaoqian sighed, her eyes wandered among the clothes, and then she had a bold idea.

"Otherwise, shall we play Dragon Quest?"

Finding a set of bright yellow "Dragon Robes" embroidered with patterns from the pile of clothes, Xiaoqian turned her head to look at Accelerator with a light voice.

"Since Lucky is always unwilling to come down, I will give you the role of a king, just stay there and summon the brave."

As he said that, Xiaoqian came directly in front of Accelerator, and put on him a bright yellow dragon robe that was not at all harmonious with Dragon Quest and made people stand out.

One way:"……"

With his arms raised blankly and a matching yellow hat on his head, Accelerator sighed and accepted the fact.

Xiaoqian is a fool who always thinks that if you hit him, you can't hit him, and you can't scold him, so what else can you do besides cooperate?

"Okay, okay, cats and cats sighing and so on are unacceptable. Lucky, you feel quite imposing after you put on this dragon robe."

Smilingly, he patted Accelerator on the shoulder, Xiaoqian turned around, and started again at the cats who had finished changing their costumes.

"Everyone heard it, we will be playing Dragon Quest next, so some cats with wrong clothes will have to change their clothes."

Saying that, Xiao Qian grabbed Xiao Bai and changed him first.

"Xiaobai's fairy cat is of course the role of guiding the fairy. Just put on that pink gauze skirt. The most beautiful little fairy must be you!"

After picking off the white coat and shirt on the cat, Xiaoqian quickly changed into a small skirt for the cat, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Next... Well, Simba's outfit is just right, so there's no need to change it. The fierce dragon with breast milk is very popular. Mackerel... This wedding dress and small crown just happen to be a little princess, so in the end it's chuya gone."

His eyes shifted to Zhongyuan Zhongye, who was dressed in pitch black because of the cosplay "Zhongyuan Zhongye", Xiaoqian searched in the pile of clothes and found a small red cape.

"Chuya, come on, how can a brave man not have a red cloak? It's all black and it will make people think that the brave man has been blackened."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Who wants to be a brave man!

However, looking at a certain cat with two quilts and a small skirt beside him, Zhong Yuanzhong also twitched the corners of his mouth, and walked to Xiaoqian's side with heavy steps.

Never never!This "brave man" can at least wear men's clothes, although the big red cloak is ugly, but it's better than women's clothes!

The black coat was taken off, the red cloak was added, and even the hat he just got was put aside, Chuya Niao instantly became a generation of brave.

"Well, perfect, mom will arrange the script and venue now."

A few empty bottles were piled up as a building, and a small sword was found as a weapon. By the way, chairs, pillows and boxes at home were used to make obstacles.

"Okay, now Simba is standing here."

Put the evil dragon Sawada Tsunayoshi, who is not good at milk, to a place surrounded by bottles at the stairs on the second floor, Xiaoqian bowed his head and ordered.

"Follow my mother's prompt later, and you can do what mother says."

It's good that cats are smart, and she doesn't have to worry about being able to understand human speech.

"And then there is mackerel, mackerel, you stay here at the cat climbing frame, now the cat climbing frame is the palace for you and lucky, when Simba comes to snatch someone later, remember to go with him, you know?"

After a few jumps, he saw the fourth floor. Osamu Dazai blinked and nodded cheerfully.

"Meow~"

"No problem~"

Let that slug in Chuya play the hero, and save the princess he played, he is afraid he will be disgusting~

With a cheerful smile on the corner of his mouth, Osamu Dazai was dark inside.

As long as he is not happy, he is happy.

"Fairy, go to the sofa and listen to my instructions later, Chuya, go to the door of the bedroom first, and listen to my instructions later."

After arranging the location of the cat, Xiaoqian took a camera and came to the second floor.

At this time, Sawada Tsunayoshi was still quietly staying in the circle surrounded by a pile of empty bottles, watching Xiaoqian go upstairs with the camera, his thick tail swayed nervously, and almost knocked the bottle down.

Quickly putting his tail back to his feet, Tsunayoshi Sawada sat upright.

By the way, I have no experience acting in dramas at all!going to screw it up!will screw it up!It must be screwed up!

Sensing the tension of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Xiaoqian rubbed the opponent's little face and spoke soothingly.

"You just do what Mom says about Simba. After all, it's a cat movie, and it's very common to act poorly."

With her omnipotent late stage, nothing is a problem!

"Okay, mommy is starting now."

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi could react, Xiaoqian took a few steps back, turned on the camera function, and began to narrate.

"A long time ago, there was a kingdom that had been passed down for a long time. Their ancestors successfully established the country because of sealing the evil dragon, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment. But suddenly one day, the powerful evil dragon broke through the seal."

"Simba pushes the bottles around, the dragon roars!"

"Ow?"

"Ahhh?!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, he quickly pushed down the empty bottles around him one by one, took a deep breath, and let out a loud whine.

At this time, Xiaoqian's voice came again.

"Be more imposing, stepping on the bottle with one paw, that feeling of roaring while stepping on a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

What a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood!How is it possible to roar or something!

Taking a deep breath, Tsunayoshi Sawada lifted Jio and stepped on the empty bottle, stood upright, took out the strength to hit Bailan, and let out a loud whine again.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa—"

Ten seconds later, he was so dizzy from losing so much oxygen that he couldn't stand on the bottle and tripped hard.

Xiaoqian: "Pfft——"

The tidbits are here, the dragon that got tripped up hhhh

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his head from the ground and stood still again. He carefully avoided the bottle and walked out of the range, looking at Xiaoqian with obvious meaning.

and then?

"Next, there will be the scene where the dragon snatches the princess, Simba, you go downstairs now, and then go snatch the beautiful princess mackerel!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Although he said it in a serious manner, when he thinks that the 'princess' is the vengeful senior Dazai...

I'm a little flustered...

Cautiously going down the stairs, Tsunayoshi Sawada came to the living room and saw the 'princess' mackerel on the cat climbing frame.

"Meow~"

"The 'Dragon' is finally here."

The other party shook his tail and his voice was relaxed.

"Meow~"

"Then come quickly, if you can meet me, go with you~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Looking up at the fourth floor with several taller ones, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt a bit incompetent.

He usually goes to the second floor when he plays the most!Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me to let him go to such a high fourth floor now?

"Ouch..."

"Senior Dazai, can I talk with you about coming down a bit..."

I don't think there is any dead fire to force calm down, I'm afraid of heights!

"Meow~"

"What are you talking about, Tsunakichi?"

Blinking his eyes briskly, Osamu Dazai spoke indifferently.

"Meow~"

"Do you still want me to go with you if you can't even touch me? You are a dragon, and dragons can fly."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was speechless.

"Ouch..."

"But Senior Dazai..."

With resentful eyes, he raised his claws and spoke in pain.

"Ow!"

"I'm a dinosaur!"

Senior, have you ever seen a dinosaur like his current clothes that can fly?And the one I play is probably a herbivorous dinosaur!

However, Osamu Dazai looked at the sky and the earth, but he didn't look at Tsunayoshi Sawada. At this time, Xiaoqian's commentary came like a shadow.

"The evil dragon successfully invaded this country, um, let's call it Meow Meow Country. The princess of Meow Meow Kingdom stood on the city wall and confronted the evil dragon. After some understanding and debate, they finally reached a consensus. As long as the princess is willing to sacrifice Marry the dragon, and the dragon will spare this country."

"In the painful expression of the king, the princess took the initiative to persuade the king and decided to sacrifice herself."

Knowing that his cowardly Simba hadn't even been to the third floor, Xiaoqian hurriedly broke the script and urged Dazai.

"Mackerel, follow Simba to the ground later, and Lucky, don't give up, at least try to keep Mackerel, he is your daughter now."

Accelerator at the top of the cat climbing frame glanced lazily at Osamu Dazai, and waved his hand casually, without showing any sign of reluctance, but rather like an old man commanding his own servants.

"Meow."

"get out."

Xiaoqian: "..."

All right, let's make a sound anyway, what else can I ask for from this uncle-like lucky?

"Then you go down, mackerel."

The tool cat Osamu Dazai jumped off the cat climbing frame with a blank expression. Looking at Osamu Dazai who was already on the ground, Tsunayoshi Sawada showed a tired and relaxed smile.

Ah, it's really nice not to have to go up by yourself.

"Then the dragon took the princess back to his lair."

Saying that, Xiaoqian changed direction.

"Simba takes the mackerel back to the second floor, and then it's the hero's part."

After taking pictures of the leaving backs of 'Dragon' and 'Princess', Xiaoqian came to the door of the bedroom and began to shoot Zhongya Zhongya.

"Since the princess and the dragon left, the king has been deeply regretting every day. In the end, he issued a reward, inviting capable people in the kingdom to fight against the dragon and betroth the princess to the person who saved the princess. "

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Wait, betrothed?That dead mackerel?

Nakahara, who was listening to Xiaoqian's script, suddenly wanted to go on strike.

Anything else, but can you kick the 'princess'?I was serious.

"Chuya, a promising young man, is orange but not fat at all. He is the most powerful man in the kingdom when he was young. He defeated many challengers, won the reward list, and decided to save the princess."

"And now, he's going to see the king."

As he spoke, Xiaoqian whispered to the cat in front of him.

"Chuya goes to the living room, to the front of the cat climbing frame."

Lifting his foot expressionlessly, Nakahara Zhong also followed Xiaoqian's command and came to the living room.

"The king's team Chuya was very satisfied, he even gave the founding artifact, the sword used by the ancestors to fight the dragon."

Before Xiao Qian could speak, Accelerator raised his paw and threw down the small plastic sword that Xiao Qian had forced into his arms before.

The 'treasure sword' bounced twice on the floor, and fell right in front of Nakahara Chuya with a snap, and even trembled twice.

Xiaoqian, who was originally on the side, fixed the camera and wanted to hang the 'sword' on Nakahara Chuya's body, but it was really difficult to do without something fixed. Xiaoqian thought for a while, and finally stuffed the sword into Xiaoqian. In the gap between the buttons of the vest.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Looking down at the 'treasure sword' that seemed to be stuck in his chest, and even the hilt was still in front of his chest, as long as he lowered his head, he could stick it to his chin, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at a loss.

Whose sword is placed here?Xiaoqian, don't you think there is something wrong? ? ?

But Xiaoqian picked up the camera again with great satisfaction, with a smile in his voice that he couldn't help.

"The brave man who got the sword was very happy. After thanking the king, he started his journey to fight the dragon."

Central Plains · Brave · Zhong Ye is walking back and forth in the living room, to be precise, he is practicing what Xiaoqian called "getting lost".

If he didn't "get lost", he wouldn't have the chance to guide the fairies, so he was forced to wander around like a headless chicken in the living room piled with boxes and chairs, even though the stairs to the second floor were in sight.

"Okay, we fans of the brave... Well, it's almost time for the shawl to cut the thorns, so it's time for the little fairy to appear."

Seeing that it was almost time, Xiaoqian, who was following him, waved to Xiaobai and signaled him to go to the side of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"The brave man searched for three days and three nights, but he couldn't find the dragon's lair. Just when he was heartbroken, he met a little fairy who radiated holy light all over her body."

Nakahara Chuya: Heartbroken? ? ?

Seeing Xiaobai who was overjoyed at finally appearing on the stage, Zhongyuan Zhong also had no expression on his face.But Xiaobai quickly entered the role, and even added a scene to himself.

"Meow~"

"Young brave man, are you lost in this forest and can't find where you want to go?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Meow~"

"Don't worry, I, the guiding fairy, will help you point the way!"

As he spoke, Xiaobai even raised his hand and patted Nakahara Chuya on the shoulder.And Xiaoqian on the side continued to narrate.

"The guiding fairy not only pointed out the direction to the brave, but even left his blessing."

Having said that, Xiaoqian raised her head and gestured cheerfully to the two cats.

"Fairy, give Chuya a kiss."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?

What the hell!What are you talking about, Xiaoqian?What kiss? ? ?

Before Zhong Yuanzhong could react, Xiao Bai, who was opposite him, had already happily responded, without any intention of refusing.

"Meow~"

"Come on chuya, don't move."

Saying that, Xiaobai moved closer to Zhongyuan Zhongye with a calm face.

"Meow!"

"leave me alone!!!"

With a swipe, he jumped one meter away, and Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at Xiaobai with a puzzled expression in fear, and took another step back.

"Meow?"

"Chuya, what's the matter with you? Why is there such a big reaction?"

Xiaobai tilted his head blankly.

Kiss or something, it seems normal, right?

"Meow!"

"Is this my big reaction?"

Men kiss men, don't you think something is wrong?Or is it that you can do whatever you want if you lose your memory?What about your common sense and shame? ? ?

"Meow~"

"Don't be shy, it's just a kiss, are we just acting?"

Although I want Xiaoqian more than kissing Chuya, but since Xiaoqian said it, there will be nothing missing if I kiss him.

Cheek kisses are common, right?Doesn't Xiaoqian also like to kiss and hug them?I haven't seen anyone reacting so much?

Thinking puzzledly, Xiaobai raised his foot and approached Zhongyuan Zhongye again, causing Zhongyuan Zhongye to retreat one after another in fright, as if facing him was a pervert who wanted to lay hands on him.

Still a man!

"Meow!"

"Stop! I don't need this kind of thing!"

Usually Xiaoqian kisses once or twice, but after such a long time, I have gone from being blushed at the beginning to being kissed by the Buddhist system now, but can others do the same?

They are all men, are you disgusting?

The Central Plains, the Japanese, and the Central Plains are completely unable to accept the "socialist brotherhood" of the little German, Bai.

Raising his hand to press Xiaobai's whole cat on the floor, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath and looked at Xiaoqian sharply.

"Meow!"

"Hurry up and get rid of him!"

I could even hear the wild laughter of the dead mackerel at the top of the stairs!

"Hey—chuya is so indifferent."

Instead of showing any intention of helping, Xiaoqian picked up Xiaobai and poured fuel on Zhongyuan Zhong.

"It's only earned if you are kissed by a little fairy like Fairy Bai. Chuya, you don't know how to be sympathetic at all. You will be single for the rest of your life."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Lianxiangxiyu a ghost!He is a man!The one opposite is also a man!

And Xiaoqian has already begun to comfort the "disappointed" cat in her arms.

"It's okay, it's okay, Chuya doesn't kiss the fairy mother and kiss the fairy."

As he said that, Xiaoqian lowered his head and rua sipped on both sides of the cat's cheeks. Rua's Xiaobai was satisfied, and rubbed against Xiaoqian vigorously. (The mackerel's maniacal laughter on the stairs ends abruptly.)

"Okay, let the fairy go to the side first, mom will continue to take pictures now."

Picking up the camera again, Xiaoqian faced the expressionless Nakahara Chuya and started filming again.

"Well, don't be so sullen, I'm going to continue. Well, although he rejected the fairy's blessing, the brave man still got guidance and knew where the dragon's lair is. He took the sword and ran towards it. go."

Sighing silently, Nakahara Nakaya still stepped forward and walked to the stairs.

What else can I do besides pampering?What about going on strike?

"Meow~"

"Master Brave~ Are you here to save me~"

Osamu Dazai at the top of the stairs looked down at Nakahara Chuya below, his voice was rippling and...worried about beating.

"Meow~"

"Oh~ I'm so scared, come quickly~"

The voice sounded like a bustard soliciting customers outside the door.

'Grandpa~ let's play~'

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I haven't noticed it before, Dazai, have you eaten something wrong recently?Why are you getting more and more unruly?I remember that although you said you deserved a beating before, you didn't owe it to this extent, did you?

"Meow~"

"Speaking of it, Zhong is really a blessing."

The voice seemed to have returned to normal, Osamu Dazai lowered his head with amazement in his eyes.

"Meow~"

"Insidious Bai's looks are a lot worse than mine, but she's still a cat beauty. It's probably not much different when she changes back. You actually refused his kiss like that. You're really cruel."

The Central Plains also exploded instantly.

"Meow!"

"That's a man! It's a man! I want to kiss you, go and kiss yourself!"

md He knew that a dead mackerel dog couldn't spit out ivory!

The brave man and the princess scold passionately across the stairs, while the evil dragon Sawada Tsunayoshi can only retreat to the corner cautiously, lest he be affected.However, at this moment, he heard an explanation about Xiaoqian's situation.

"It's so touching. The brave man is talking to the princess. It's like the princess said, 'Go back quickly, the dragon is so powerful, you will die!' Brave man, please don't worry, my beautiful princess, I will fight hard. I will save you even if I die!"'"

While talking, Xiaoqian sighed.

"What kind of beautiful love is this!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Ugh—"

Osamu Dazai: "Ugh—"

At this moment, the inner thoughts of the two people are surprisingly similar.

"I, Dazai Osamu Nakahara, would rather die than do that kind of thing. Not kicking him into the fire pit is the last kindness!" '

"Then the communication between the princess and the brave man is finished, it's time to defeat the dragon, Chuya later, just put on a show, after all, Simba is so timid, so don't accidentally bump into him."

As a reminder, Xiaoqian pulled closer, with encouragement in his voice.

"Come on, brave Chuya! Defeat the dragon, marry the princess, and reach the pinnacle of life from now on!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Is this what the pinnacle of life should look like?What a nightmare!

Twitching the corners of his mouth vigorously, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and hurried up the stairs.Just when everyone thought he was going to swallow his anger and perform the final script, he came directly to Osamu Dazai, tore up the script, raised his hand and shot it.

Let your skin!Let your skin!Let you be so beaten!

Chasing Osamu Dazai, who kept dodging, there was no evil dragon beside the wall that should have been defeated in the Central Plains. The whole cat chased Osamu Dazai and wanted to beat him up immediately.

The trembling dragon in the corner just watched the brave man and the princess fight. He looked up and looked around, and carefully said that the wall moved to Xiaoqian's side.

Anyway, the script is gone, so I can be liberated, right?

however……

"Oh, the brave man actually fought with the princess, why is that?"

Seeing the two cats chasing and fleeing, Xiao Qianfei not only did not stop, but even continued to shoot with excitement.

"Is it because our dragon is too cute, so the brave and the princess fight over the dragon?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Xiaoqian, wake up, Xiaoqian!If this continues, I will also be beaten qaq

Carefully raising his head, before everyone had time to pay attention to himself, Sawada Tsunayoshi hurried down the stairs and returned to the first floor.

Five minutes later, the second floor was still fighting.

Five minutes later, the second floor was still fighting.

After 15 minutes, the sound of fighting finally stopped, and Osamu Dazai was successfully pressed to the ground by Chuya Nakahara.

Just when he wanted to take the opportunity to hammer a few more times, Xiaoqian, who was addicted to photographing cats and cats fighting, fell into deep thought.

"So it's not to fight for the dragon, but Princess Taipi can only subdue it physically? The most important thing is..."

Looking up from the video of the camera, Xiaoqian looked at the posture of the upper one riding the lower one of the two cats in front of him, and the unharmonious posture facing each other, and whispered.

"Could it be that Chuya and mackerel are actually a couple? Why don't we just hold a wedding ceremony while we have a suit and a wedding dress now?"

Chuya Nakahara: Meow meow? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: Meow meow? ? ?