Fight wits with cat owners

Xiaoqian, who wanted to hold a wedding ceremony, was unable to hold it because of two cats who were half a living room apart and never approached. In the end, she could only regret to give up after taking countless photos and adding family portraits.

It took a lot of money to cut it into a piece, and with the song of [Dalabangba], the whole cat piece is full of magic, and even rushed to the home page, and the barrage is continuous and endless.

"Look son."

Forcibly lining up the cat and cat doors, Xiaoqian turned on the computer and showed them her own cat videos.

"You have many Yun parents now."

The tone was gratifying and proud, as if to say, 'Look, this is what I have built for you! '.

Looking at the extremely magical [Dragon Quest] cut from the magical music, the cats were expressionless.

A lifetime of wisdom is ruined like this, the most important thing is what happened to those few videos next to the playlist?

It is extremely obvious that in the few small windows next to [Dragon Quest], the cats on it are very familiar, and even the title reveals a taste of black history.

['Macho' Simba did this kind of thing to avoid the injection! 】

[The first time I experimented with catnip, the result was that all the staff were killed. 】

[The mackerel was taking a bath, and he actually breathed out fragrance to his elder brother. 】

[A collection of cats' favorite toys, including a high-definition dementia version. 】

From the perspective of the number of broadcasts, let’s say hundreds of thousands, and even more can reach millions.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Xiaobai:_(:3∠)_

Except for a certain cat, all the cats looked at Xiaoqian at the same time, lost in thought.

It's time to find an opportunity to delete all these black histories!Absolutely!must!

"What's wrong? Are you too happy to speak?"

Unaware that the cat at home was planning to do something while she was not paying attention, Xiaoqian opened the mailbox with a brisk voice.

"There are even brands of pet supplies to cooperate with, and we will get money after doing this order!"

Although there are originally, but is it not good to be able to receive advertisements?

Staring blankly at the cooperation message in the mailbox, several cats looked at each other, and Xiao Jiujiu, who was planning to make trouble, was knocked to the ground in an instant, and even kicked twice automatically.

That's right, originally he only spent money and didn't make money, if he was delaying Xiaoqian's money now, he would almost despise himself, wouldn't he?

Thinking of this in his heart, Nakahara Chuya turned his eyes around the other cats and felt a little relieved.

It seems that no one wants to make trouble, very good, isn't it just filming?After so many, he doesn't, cares, cares!

Really, no, in, care!In the future, just change it back and lose money and let it be deleted!

After a while, even the arrival of the outside has passed, and the cats have not yet waited for the filming.

On the contrary, the weather is getting colder and the temperature is getting lower and lower. The days that can be spent perfectly at home with just a shirt are beginning to disappear. In the days when there is no heating, Xiaoqian can only wear a blanket in his arms With the hand warmer on, I can't wait to wrap my whole body up.

And the cats all felt the cold.

It's really cold, even though there is fur covering the whole body, even they can feel the chill if there is nothing to keep warm, and they don't want to hug each other for warmth, so they can only lie down in one place alone, Bear the cold yourself.

"Meow~"

"As expected, Xiaoqian's place is the best."

Quietly huddling in Xiaoqian's arms, Dazai felt the heat from the hand warmer under his body, and finally he didn't feel cold anymore.

"Is it really too cold recently?"

Not just mackerel, there are even cats that sneak in under the blanket. Except Nakahara Nakaya and Accelerator who are reluctant to get close because of face, even Simba gave up his reserve and crawled into Xiaoqian's blanket for warmth .

Anyway, there is still a little heat in the blanket, but it is freezing outside, especially on the floor.

"Are Chuya and Lucky sure they won't come?"

Withdrawing her hand from under the mackerel, Xiaoqian shook it towards the two cats who were stubborn and refused to keep warm together.

"It's very warm."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was lying in the cat's litter to fight the cold alone, also raised his head and glanced, before the little temperature in his neck dissipated, he lay back again.

nonexistent!Although now he is used to Xiaoqian's physical contact, but the habit does not mean that he will go back and eat other girls' tofu, after all, he is not as unscrupulous as Dazai's mackerel.

It's just colder anyway!

Wasn't it poor in winter when we were on Rabo Street?With such a small temperature, he...

The nasal cavity suddenly itched, and Zhong Yuanzhong also sneezed stubbornly, rubbed his nose, and curled up in a ball in the cat's nest.

A little temperature won't bother him, Nakahara Chuya!

Zhong Yuan Zhong in the cat's nest did not reply, and Tong Xing, who was alone and cold on the fourth floor of the cat climbing frame, did not make a sound at the moment.

Isn't it just cold?After so many years, he felt the cold feeling again. After all, he was isolated from many things in his daily life, and adjusting the temperature was only one of them.

Stubbornly lying on the fourth layer of furry cushions that can keep a little temperature, Accelerator looked down with disdain, not planning to go down at all.

Although his own vector has not recovered yet, how could the strongest be defeated by the cold?

"Are you really not prepared? Or are you two more resistant to freezing?"

Hearing the sound of the cat sneezing, Xiaoqian shook her head helplessly.She put Osamu Dazai in her arms on the sofa together with the warm treasure, and left the blanket to the three cats. After being shivered suddenly by the cold air, she quickly returned to the bedroom.

"I remember putting it here last year..."

After rummaging through boxes and chests buried in the cabinet, Xiaoqian searched for a long time, and finally found what she wanted deep in the cabinet.

- Electric blankets.

Quickly spread it under the mattress, Xiaoqian plugged in the electricity, turned it to the highest setting, and then spread the quilt.

After half an hour...

"Well, do you want to sleep together tonight?"

Putting all the cats one by one in the warm blanket, Xiao Qian put her hips on her hips and smiled proudly.

"You know, it will take a while for the heating to come on, but this is the only place that is so hot."

Slumped under the bed without any image, Osamu Dazai voted quickly.

"Meow!"

"No problem! I can stay here until I die!"

Whoever wants to be treated in such a cold place outside, he Dazai Osamu will be crucified here!

Also paralyzed under the blanket, Xiaobai's voice was excited.

"Meow~"

"Sleep together! Sleep together!"

"Ouch..."

"I……"

Hesitating between the warmth under his body and the freezing cold outside, Tsunayoshi Sawada tremblingly stretched out a paw and put it outside the quilt, and took it back decisively after three seconds, and nodded quickly.

"Ow!"

“The bedrooms are great!”

It's not that I'm not firm, it's that the temperature here is too tempting!

Xiaoqian's eyes turned to Accelerator. Although the other party didn't say anything, whether it was Mo's expression on his face or his involuntarily clenched paws, Xiaoqian realized a fact.

"Sure enough, lucky is already accepting it."

After all, he is a big tsundere.

Stretching out his hand to stroke the opponent, Xiaoqian took the initiative to move Accelerator aside, with a slight smile in his voice.

"It's been a long time since I've slept together, so lucky will consider it to fulfill my wish. Come, come, I'll give you a special seat."

One way:"……"

There's nothing to be ashamed of, I'm not that bad.

Meowing at Xiao Qian, Accelerator felt the heat under his body, and took the initiative to lie down.

Why can't it be warmer?Do you really think that he would put convenience aside and use it instead?

"Sure enough, you are a big arrogant."

He squeezed Accelerator's ear casually, and the moment the other party looked over, Xiao Qian quickly withdrew his hand and smiled innocently.

Accelerator withdrew his gaze again, and Xiaoqian quietly stretched out his hand towards the other's ear.

Quickly pinching the cat's ears firmly, Xiaoqian was ready to be pushed away, but the cat she thought she would resist did not even bother to look at her eyes this time, she just shook her ears without any movement .

Xiaoqian:! ! !

It really is full of warm thoughts... Pooh, does it mean that lucky has been sealed by the warm bed at this time!

Without hesitation, he raised his hands together, and after happily masturbating for a full 3 minutes, Xiaoqian finally withdrew his hands under the staring gaze of Accelerator who had been threatening for a full 2 ​​minutes.

Sure enough, it will be more pleasant to stroke a kitten that you can't usually touch.

"Ah, and chuya, if chuya, mom believes that you will make the right choice."

Looking at Nakahara Nakaya who was also under the quilt with a smile, Xiaoqian directly closed the bedroom door.

"Why would mom let chuya, a cat, be alone in the living room, lonely and cold? Of course, it will be warm if we are all together~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Not lonely at all, thank you.

Looking helplessly at Xiaoqian who also got into the bed, Zhong Yuanzhong could only sigh silently in his heart, then moved his body to make room for Xiaoqian.

Anyway, according to what Xiaoqian said, it will warm up in a few days, and it can only be like this before that.

The heating came on as expected within a few days, and the originally cold room was warmed up immediately, but before they could enjoy the warm floor, bad news suddenly came.

——Is it Xiaoqian who is about to go out, or is it far away!

"Mom is going to Shanghai for business in two days, and I have already entrusted you sons to Chi Chi."

All Meow: ? ? ?

etc?what happened?Why do you want to go out suddenly?Aren't you a squat at home?Obviously you haven't been to places other than Maoca pet store and nearby stores for more than half a year!

Focusing on the mirror in front of her, Xiaoqian put on a mask for herself while explaining to the cats.

"It's winter, and the fan festival is about to open. I didn't go to it last year because I had something to do, so I have to go and see it this year."

After putting on the mask, Xiaoqian turned her head, her white face trying to maintain an expressionless expression.

"The event will take three or four days, and if you arrive early and take a car, you will have to go out for about a week."

"Meow?"

"A week? That's a long time."

"Ow."

"One week...Xiao Qian should be back soon."

The honest boy Sawada Tsunayoshi comforted Xiaobai.

"Ow."

"And it's not necessarily seven days."

"Meow~"

"Xiao Gangji, you forgot one thing."

Osamu Dazai, who was approaching suddenly, lowered his voice.

"Meow~"

"Maybe we'll all be eating cat food this week."

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

"Aw, ow!"

"No, no way!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes widened instantly. He recalled the strange taste of cat food, and couldn't help shaking his body.

"Meow~"

"Speaking of which, Xiao Gangji, you don't know, that Chi Chi's house runs a cat cafe, and they don't have time to cook at all, so all the cats there eat cat food."

As he said that, a shadow suddenly appeared in Osamu Dazai's smile, and there was a hint of menace in his voice.

"Meow~"

"One week's cat food can be said to be scheduled."

"Ow!"

"It's too scary!!!"

Holding his head in his hands, muttering to himself, Tsunayoshi Sawada's face was full of horror, he raised his head and looked hopefully at Chuya Nakahara, who was still very reliable in his heart.

senior!Quickly deny it!

however……

As if he couldn't bear to break the hope, Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head slightly, and said affirmative words in his mouth.

"Meow..."

"it is true……"

There is nothing wrong with cat coffee, maybe there is nothing wrong with eating cat food...

"Meow!"

"Isn't the point to be separated from Xiaoqian for a week!"

Running quickly to Xiaoqian's side, Xiaobai raised his body and grabbed Xiaoqian's leg, begging in a soft voice.

"Meow?"

"Can you take me with you? I'm sure I won't mess with Xiaoqian."

"Meow~"

"No, take me with you!"

Before Xiaoqian bowed his head, Dazai Osamu approached, pushed Xiaobai away, and took the position next to Xiaoqian.

He spoke loudly without any shame.

"Meow~"

"I'm cuter than all of them! Take me!"

This is a two-person swim, and those who compete with me can't disturb the two-person world of me and Xiaoqian no matter what!

"Meow!"

"Cute ghost! Obviously you have nothing to do with these two words!"

Nakahara Chuya looked serious after pushing Dazai away with a slap.

"Meow."

"Take me, they're too annoying."

I don't even look at the worrisome looks of one or two of you, Xiaoqian is out and about with many people, what if someone has malicious intentions?Playing by himself can definitely protect Xiaoqian's safety!

"Meow?"

"What are you grabbing? Which round will you get if you really lead someone?"

Walking into the room arrogantly, Accelerator sneered disdainfully, jumped onto Xiaoqian's dressing table, and fired an extra-large map cannon.

"Meow."

"Don't worry about those trash, I'll go with you."

He can feel his ability recently, and he is the strongest when he recovers his ability!

"Don't you want to go to Sister Chi Chi's house? That's not okay."

Pressing the edge of the mask again, Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief and comforted the cat.

"It's really inconvenient to take you there, and most of the time I went this time was for taking pictures, but I didn't have time to pay attention to you. There are so many people there that if one is accidentally lost, my mother will have no time to cry."

After wiping the essence on her hands, Xiaoqian rubbed the cat beside her with a soft voice.

"Okay, okay, it's only been a week, and I'll be back soon. Sister Chi Chi's place is also great, and there are a lot of friends, but it's no better than at home, so don't make trouble when the time comes."

After all, Xiaoqian still felt a little uneasy.

Although the sons have been really good lately, what if they get skinny?

"In short, thousands, thousands, can't make trouble, you know?"

As he said that, Xiaoqian focused his attention on Osamu Dazai.

"Have you heard the mackerel? If everything is safe for a week, I'll make crabs for you when I come back."

Ah!

Osamu Dazai showed disdain.

It's just a crab (bushi), do you really think you will commit a crime?Isn't a two-person tour that can get along alone more fragrant than crabs?

Holding Xiaoqian's legs with two paws, Osamu Dazai shook his head firmly, and it was Xiaoqian's light and regretful voice that responded to him.

"Are you sure? I'm going to buy king crab~"

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

King crab!King crab!It's king crab! ! !

The kite-colored eyes sparkled instantly, and Osamu Dazai raised his head abruptly, even tightening the hands holding Xiaoqian's legs.

Really?King crab!

"That's right, it's king crab, so your answer is mackerel?"

Osamu Dazai nodded frantically.

"Meow!"

"I'm OK!"

What happened to cat food for a week?After eating, you can eat king crab! (shock——)

Tsunayoshi Sawada at the door complained in a low voice.

"Ouch..."

"Senior, you betrayed so quickly..."

"Fairy, be good, go home and sleep with you for half a month!"

Saying that, Xiaoqian rubbed Xiaobai's head, then looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Well, you can also take Simba with you."

"Meow……"

"But……"

Tangled in his heart, Xiaobai lowered his head and began to calculate.

I can't see Xiaoqian for a week, and I can sleep with Xiaoqian on the same bed. You must know that sleeping with Xiaoqian is in rotation at home, and there is only one cat for each cat. The rest of the time is in the cat bed in the living room .

Now for half a month, that's 15 days!

After struggling for a while, Xiaobai raised his head cautiously.

"Meow."

"Without Simba."

Just myself and Xiaoqian!

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Meow meow? ? ?

"The fairy agreed, Simba's words..."

Looking at the cat at the door, Xiaoqian thought for a moment and made a promise.

"I'll buy you five more balls of yarn for Simba!"

Wool, wool ball? ? ?

Shocked by the sudden words, Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't help but take a step back and shook his head frantically.

Five of them are afraid that they will die of exhaustion!

"Isn't five enough?"

Tilting his head in doubt, Xiaoqian doubled directly.

"Then ten balls of yarn."

Sawada Tsunayoshi froze, his face blank.

Xiaoqian, are you a devil? ? ?

Seeing that Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't move, Xiaoqian, who thought the other party was very satisfied, turned his head and looked at Chuya Nakahara.

"Chuya... How about buying you a small hat when I come back?"

After cosplaying Nakahara Chuya last time, my own Chuya was very interested in that hat.

If you are interested, you will have the weight to tempt them if you are interested.

Nakahara Chuya's movements suddenly became stiff.

hat?

"Buy a bunch for you to stock up on."

Xiaoqian throws out the temptation in time.

"One every day, you can wear it in rotation, otherwise if you always wear that one, it will get dirty soon, right?"

No, even the hat itself cannot yield!Obviously Xiaoqian's safety is more...

Before he opened his mouth to deny it, Xiaoqian's persuasion came one after another.

"Chuya, you are the most sensible. You should know that it is impossible for me to take you to such a far place in winter, and I have already brought a lot of things, but I can't take you."

Nakahara Chuya: "I can use heavy..."

The subconscious words were forced to stop halfway through, and Nakahara Chuya's mood also fell silent for an instant.

This is not his world, even if Xiaoqian would babble about 'Magical Girl, Fourth Beast, Alien' at first, but this kind of ability beyond common sense cannot be exposed after all.

After a long silence, Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, and walked out of the bedroom vicissitudes of life.

This feeling of being able to do it but not being able to do it really sucks.

Blinking in doubt, Xiaoqian, who was sure that Chuya had been handled by herself, turned her head and spoke to Accelerator on the dressing table.

"And lucky, stay at Sister Chi Chi's house well, when mom comes back to order another box of the drinks you finished drinking, okay?"

One way:"……"

Heh, when I'm such an easily persuaded person?Want to bribe me for just a drink?

Before Fang Accelerator could show his tenacity, Xiao Qian blinked and raised three fingers.

"Three boxes."

One way:"……"

Three boxes, three boxes, I can still struggle!

"Five boxes."

One way:"……"

OK, I got it.

With a blank expression on his face, Accelerator left the bedroom and went back to the cat climbing frame silently.

It is obviously impossible to bring people, so five boxes will be five boxes...