Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Wang Buer was engaged in a fierce battle between heaven and man in his heart!

Don't get me wrong, he's not wrestling with the shared virtues of human beings, he's wrestling with...

Should he find a place to hide his stuff right there?Or take it back to the shelter and hide it when Ender isn't looking?

After fooling An De away, Wang Buer will come to eat this delicious food all by himself!

Good qualities in humans?

What it is!

There is no such thing in Wang Buer!

Sharing is impossible!

Absolutely impossible... of...

Before Wang Buer could do anything, Ander, who was sitting there, turned his head precisely in his direction.

Wang Buer: ...

Isn't the Meili star too much, he can sense his arrival from such a long distance? !

When Ender returned to the shelter, he didn't see Wang Buer for a moment, and thought that something happened to Wang Buer, and he was accidentally out of the game!

After all, they are still fragile glass humans.

It is impossible for him to find the escape device first.

Just when Ander was thinking about what accident caused the glass human to die suddenly, and whether this accident would affect him, he heard footsteps and smelled Wang Buer's scent.

It was a very subtle smell.

Fireworks, with a very tempting smell that makes people salivate, Ender doesn't like it.

The composition of the taste is very complex, and a little bit more of one component will make the whole taste change subtly.

Ender sniffed the smell carefully, and there was a salty smell with humidity. He should have gone to the seaside, and it also had a unique smell of fresh seafood...

The moment his brain came up with a response, Ander shuddered, his pupils changed instantly, and he turned to look at Wang Buer!

At the moment of being stared at by Ander, Wang Buer felt as if he was being targeted by a beast!

Cold sweat flowed down my back.

There is no need for any battle between heaven and man, any entanglement!

Ender won!

Frustrated, Wang Buer walked into the shelter with his own hunting results, and sat down opposite Ender, beside the fire. Before Ender asked, Wang Buer did it himself.

After all, surrender is a legal provision that can reduce punishment.

Even people from the Merri Star must abide by the laws of the alliance!

"I went to the beach to find some snacks, how about you?"

Ender's eyes sparkled instantly, and he nodded quickly.

Wang Buer: ...

He didn't find it strange at all.

It's already like this, what else can I do?

Wang Buer silently took out a knife and processed the fish further. When he was at the seaside just now, Wang Buer had already carried out the first step of processing the fish and crabs, that is, scraping the scales, removing the internal organs, and cleaning the crabs. also the same.

Wang Buer was still not willing to throw away the dozens of small crabs he caught. These small crabs, which are about the size of a little fingernail, are nothing to deal with. Just wash them and close them.

What to deal with are those slightly larger crabs, not all parts of the crab are edible, of course, you can eat all of them without problem.

After all, you can't eat people to death.

But be careful, Wang Buer still dealt with the crabs. The crab cover has no meat and is thrown away without explanation. The crab's heart is cold, the crab stomach, the crab gills, and the crab intestines. There is no need to explain why, what the intestines are for ?

That's shit!

Of course, this is not the main reason for not eating, the most important thing is that the crab sausage is not delicious.

All these inedible parts were removed, washed with sea water, and brought back by Wang Buer in a coconut shell. This was the first step in the previous treatment.

The second step is to slice a whole fish into pieces, so that the fish can be fried as soon as possible.

An De stood by and watched Wang Buer handle it. After Wang Buer processed it, the fish fillets as thin as a cicada's wing (not!) were placed on the leaves at the side.

Green leaves, white flesh.

Ender couldn't help swallowing, and he stretched out his hand silently...

"Snapped!"

As if staring at him all the time, Wang Buer stretched out his hand precisely, and slapped Ander's hand hard!A black air emanated from his back, he turned his head and stared at Ander...

Wang Buer: (one_one)...

The knife in his hand was shiny and shiny.

"If you dare to steal it, I will kill you!"

Feeling the extremely piercing murderous aura, the hair on Ander's back was about to stand on end!

When he said this, he was serious!

"Yo yo yo yo yo!"

Who else could be so excited besides the audience in the live broadcast room?

They like to watch this kind of picture the most!

"Fight! Fight!"

"Yo yo yo yo!"

……

Wang Buer and Ander didn't fight, because it didn't do them any good, besides...

Although the murderous intent is real, but Wang Buer's strength is fake!

He hit the street in seconds!

After warning Ander, Wang Buer turned his head back and continued to deal with it, but at this time, the deal was almost over, and Wang Buer still had that murderous smile on his face.

He smiled, threw the thinly sliced ​​fish meat into the oil pan, and laughed hehehe while watching the tumbling pieces of meat.

Ender silently decided that he would not take the initiative to provoke this male human being!

I don't know why I always feel that what is rolling in the oil pan is my own meat...

Ander took two steps back vigilantly, getting further away from Wang Buer.

Wang Buer didn't notice Ander's mental activity at all. He stared at the slices of meat rolling in the oil pan, and picked out a slice with his chopsticks to check the status.

What he is going to do today is crispy fish. In translation, it can actually be called fried fish fillets, but this kind of fried fish fillets is different from ordinary fried fish fillets. No flour is used, and the fish is directly thrown into it for frying.

Because the water on the fish fillets has not been completely wiped off (after all, the conditions are not allowed), when the fish fillets are put into the pan, the oil pan tumbling violently, and a few drops of oil pop out.

Because of this, Ender jumped back two more steps.

However, Wang Buer is fearless!Still stick to the oil pan!

Isn't it just oil splashing out?

Wouldn't it be good to cover the pot?

There was not much water on the fish fillets, and after a while, the movement in the oil pan became less intense, so Wang Buer opened the lid of the pot and kept an eye on the condition of the fish fillets.

At this time, the fish fillets are actually cooked, because Wang Buer didn't cut them very thickly.

But this is not enough. The fish fillets in the crispy fish must be crispy, not tender, and the thickness is just right, which ensures the satisfaction of the next entrance.

Therefore, it is not possible to start the pot yet.

After frying for a while, Wang Buer felt that it was almost done, so he started to fish the fish fillets. The fish fillets were fished out with oil and water, and they were roughly packed in coconut shells.

According to the recipe, in fact, the sauce needs to be made later, but there is no condition now, so ignore it.

Before the crabs were fried, Wang Buer took a slice of fish first, and called it a taste.

fragrant!Crisp!Fragrant and crispy!tasty!

Ander, who was far away just now, slowly moved back. He subconsciously knew that if he didn't take the initiative to come back by himself, Wang Buer would not call him.

He will only taste it all in silence!

The coconut shell containing the crispy fish was placed next to Wang Buer, and Ender stretched out his hand silently (I can't help it, I don't know how to use chopsticks)...

Ender: Hot! ! ! !

But even so!

Ender didn't give up either, and quickly transferred the fish fillet to the leaves. Ender began to blow on the hot fish fillet, "Whew...heh..."

At this time, Wang Buer also threw the crab into the pot.

Crackling!

Ender moved quickly with the fillets.

Wang Buer laughed silently in his heart, and took pleasure in it, but on the surface, he still pretended that he hadn't seen anything, and he was very serious.

Ender stood in a safe place, and returned to his usual beauty and prosperity, except that there was an extra piece of fish fillet in his hand. He carefully isolated the high temperature of the fish fillet with the blade, and blew away the temperature of the fish fillet.

However, the temperature didn't come down so quickly.

Ander was so greedy and impatient again, so he lowered his head when he felt that he was almost done...

Ander:! ! ! !

Hot but delicious!

The tips of the silver beauty's ears were all painted red, and she gasped in small mouths, the situation is very bad...

The live broadcast room fell into a carnival.

"I can, I can!"

"Beauty crit! I'm dead! I'm dead!"

"Mother! Please allow us to get married!"

"You give up upstairs! This is my husband!"

"To be honest, this is my wife!"

……

It took a lot of hardships to eat a piece of fish, and Ander seemed to have experienced a continuous battle for several days and nights, his face was flushed, and he was dripping with sweat. At this moment, he heard Wang Buer's words, " The crab is ready, do you want to eat it?"

Ender: "Yes."

Ander firmly walked towards Wang Buer.