Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Is crispy fish delicious?

delicious.

Are fried crabs delicious?

delicious.

That being the case, do you need to talk nonsense?

no need.

Wang Buer and Ande silently clicked, clicked, and ate so much that they flew up. Finally, there was only the last piece of crab left in the coconut shell. Wang Buer finally remembered his long-forgotten virtue- humility.

He took a step back, put his hands behind his back, and signaled Ender: "I'll leave this piece to you."

After receiving Wang Buer's signal, Ander couldn't believe it. Is this Wang Buer who defeated him in the process of robbing him just now? !

It's him.

Ander cautiously took the piece of fried crab, keeping his eyes on Wang Buer, to be careful that it was a trap, but until he took the first bite, Wang Buer didn't make any movement, and Ender let down his vigilance a little.

delicious!

Almost forgot the serious business, Wang Buer wiped the oil on his hands, and asked Ander: "By the way, you've been here for so long, did you find anything?"

Ender, who was biting a crab, was full of question marks.

Wang Buer: ...

Understandable and understandable, Wang Buer added: "About the escape device."

"I just searched briefly and found a note in a bird's nest on a tree." Ender took out a crumpled note as if he just remembered it.

Because the note had been soaked by the rain, the writing on it became blurred, but what was slightly distinguishable was an arrow.

But in this case, arrows are useless.

Wang Buer has every reason to suspect that the program crew did this on purpose!

This kind of extremely fragile paper was deliberately chosen, so that after the rainstorm, even if they found clues, it was equivalent to nothing, and Wang Buer guessed that even if they found the tree before the rainstorm, it would be useless, because it is very Possibly, heavy rain is a necessary condition for this clue to appear.

In other words, if there is no heavy rain, you can't even find the paper soaked in water!

What a cunning program group!

Program group:  …

Although you may not believe it, we really didn't think that much...

After spurning the cunning program group, Wang Buer was a little relieved, "When you found this note, did you pay special attention to the direction of the arrow?"

If the show crew dares to scrap this last clue...

Ender nodded and pointed to the east, "After I found the clue, I followed this direction all the way to find it. In this direction, there is only this shelter left, and the beach is not searched."

Ander bit the crab and looked at Wang Buer.

Wang Buer: ...

Yes... a little embarrassing!

Wang Buer pretended nothing happened, and coughed hard, "Since that's the case, let's look for it in these two places." After finishing speaking, Wang Buer pretended to be busy looking around. .

Wang Buer has seen what the so-called escape device looks like. It is a small silver box about [-] centimeters long. This small box will be hidden in every corner by the program crew, buried in the soil, and submerged in the water. What, these are basic exercises (basic operations).

Wang Buer went to the forum these days and saw a very extreme operation by the program group. They hid the escape device in shit!

Program team: Although you may not believe it, it is really not our intention...

According to the clues, the escape device was finally found, but it was accidentally discovered that it was buried in the pile of excrement.

But even if it is hidden deliberately, the program team will not give no hints, hide it in a place where all the contestants can't find it, otherwise, this competition will be meaningless.

This is also the reason why Wang Buer firmly believes that the direction of the arrow is credible.

The beach and the shelter are the high-frequency places for Wang Buer's activities. If the escape device is hidden in a small corner where Wang Buer doesn't go often, it is not impossible to hide from Wang Buer's perception.

Wang Buer rummaged through the shelter (there was no such high-end furniture) in the shelter, but did not find the so-called escape device.

Now that one option can be ruled out, Wang Buer climbed out of the shelter, intending to catch his breath, but in the end...

I don't know which bastard it was, but he hit Wang Buer behind his back!

Wang Buer hit the street!

And gnawed a mouthful of soil.

"Puff puff puff puff!" Wang Buer swears as he gets up, "Which son of a bitch is sneaking up on you from behind! Don't dare to come out to meet people openly, you have the ability...!"

Someone came behind Wang Buer again, and Wang Buer rushed to the street!

He just exploded!

Didn't you see the big guy next to him!Why hit him!

The two people who came: Because they saw it, so...

Wang Buer was extremely angry!As soon as he turned around, he saw two birdmen who were not standing on the ground, but squatting on a tree!

He picked up a branch cursingly, ran under the tree, and kept poking the two birdmen, driving them from this tree to that tree, and from that tree to this one. tree...

"Oh, oh..." Pointing her toes, dodging Wang Buer's branches lightly, the elder sister, Feng Ling, who was dancing on the tree like a dance, said a little troubled: "I'm really sorry, but can you please stop for a while? ?”

"Stop, stop, stop, stop! When you kicked me just now, why didn't you listen to me and tell me first!" Wang Buer poked angrily!

"Sister, do you need me to take a shot?" Brother Fenglai dodged a poke and asked while squatting on a slender branch.

Feng Ling leaned back and landed next to his younger brother Feng Lai. Such a big movement only made the branches tremble slightly, "Now, can you listen to me?"

The two people squatted higher than the height of the branch in Wang Buer's hand, and Wang Buer was indeed a little tired, so he stopped and leaned on the branch to breathe.

Seeing those two jumping, exercising more people than him, who didn't even change their breathing rhythm, Wang Buer recognized the strength gap between the two sides, and he gave up.

But giving up doesn't mean he forgave those two people!

"Whizzing--"

Two winds passed by, the two people on the tree suddenly disappeared and reappeared, they had changed to another tree and squatted, Wang Buer was happy, he patted Ander's shoulder and said: "Good job! Really no Misread you!"

Those two wind noises were two pebbles thrown by Ender.

Just now, when Wang Buer was venting his anger, Ander didn't disturb him casually, but that didn't mean he was just watching. When Wang Buer was at a disadvantage, Ander made a move.

The two small stones shot out quickly and urgently, even if they hit the rock, they would leave marks, but this was not a threat to the Fengling Fenglai siblings.

They sense and react to the stone before it hits it.

Feng Ling didn't take this stone seriously, "Oh, my brother and sister came here with good intentions, can't you two have a better attitude?"

Wang Buer:! ! !

Hands-on is not Wang Buer's strong point, but of course he is allowed to do such talkative things!

Wang Buer akimbo: "Good intentions? Is your kindness to give me two feet before meeting?! Come on! Let me show you kindness!"

Feng Ling: "This is really a misunderstanding..."

Wang Buer sprayed: "What a misunderstanding!"

"Whoosh-"

Another stone passed by, Feng Lai disappeared from the original position and appeared in front of Feng Ling, pulling her to avoid the small stone, he looked at Ander coldly, a bloodstain appeared on his fair cheek, that It was cut open by a stone, "Is that enough?"

Ander didn't speak, but looked at Wang Buer.

At this moment, Wang Buer is the focus of everyone's attention!

People are sitting at home with their feet coming from the sky. Wang Buer was very angry, but someone vented his anger for him. The injury on the other party's face seemed to be more serious. Wang Buer was satisfied now, and felt subtly As if earning, "Enough is enough."

"Feng Lai..." Feng Ling looked at her younger brother worriedly and apologetically, if she hadn't been too careless, Feng Lai wouldn't have been hurt.

Feng Lai shook his head, then turned to Ander and said, "Can I listen to what my sister has to say next?"

"No need, if it's cooperation, you can leave." No matter what happened just now, Ender was not worried about the fact that he would win.

Having reached this point, Fengling and Fenglai naturally don't worry about clearing the customs. The so-called cooperation they proposed is not about escaping the device, but about the final.

At the escape point, although finding the escape device will take some effort, it is not difficult. The top five in each field will enter the finals, and that is the real start of the competition.

The preliminary competition was just a small fight, Feng Ling and Feng Lai siblings do have their own advantages, but other than that, they are just like ordinary people. Once they encounter a certain situation and their expertise is restricted, then ...

They are basically not much different from Wang Buer.

But their cooperation was already doomed to fail before it was proposed. Fengling and Fenglai's siblings left here without too much entanglement.

What Fengling Fenglai's sister and brother proposed inspired Wang Buer.

Wang Buer also wanted to ask about cooperation, but he was also very self-aware. Even the conditions of the siblings were rejected by Ender. With him like this, can Ender like it?

Instead of brazenly making a request that others will definitely reject, it would be better to just leave it like this, at least to save some face.

Wang Buer saw this very clearly, so he just worked hard, intending to find the escape device as soon as possible before the pair of siblings.

Wang Buer, who had his back to An De, did not see the hesitant expression on An De's face.

To be honest, if Wang Buer really asked for cooperation, Ander felt that he would not be unable to agree. After all, what is it not to bring?Anyway, he would eat a hundred and eighty catties for a meal.

However, cats are also very face-saving!

Wouldn't it be rude to offer to hug your thigh?

So why haven't you brought it up yet?

As long as you bring it up, I will agree!

Come on!

Ender: Cats care.jpg