Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Wang Buyi waited for a while, and finally got a "lucky goose".

This "Lucky Goose" belongs to the type of player who heard the sound before seeing the person. Wang Buer squatted in the grass and heard a bunch of noisy voices.

Wang Buer wittily found out that the situation was wrong, so he planted a bunch of grass on his head, and hid in the grass like this.

Strictly speaking, Wang Buer's covert measures are too bad!

There is no concealment effect at all!

I can only hide my heart.

After planting the grass, Wang Buer began to wait for the rabbit. Not long after, a large group of "wild boars" appeared chasing a "rabbit".

The wild boar is the primitive man, and the rabbit is the lucky goose.

The primitive man held a self-made arrow and spear in his hand, desperately chasing the white and tender creature in front of him, and fled in a hurry, as if he was very helpless.

Of course, relying on Wang Buer's poor hiding technique, let alone a primitive man, even this lucky goose didn't hide it.

Seeing Wang Buer, the lucky goose's eyes lit up, changed direction, and rushed towards Wang Buer, "Brother, brother, brother! Help!"

Wang Buer turned pale with fright, and waved his hands wildly, he is just a rookie!There is no way to fight so many wild boars!

But Wang Buer's refusal was not accepted by Lucky Goose, and he rushed over with the group of primitive people without hesitation!

At a critical juncture, Wang Buer climbed up a tree with a crooked neck by relying on the tree-climbing skills he practiced in "Primal Escape".

That lucky goose tried to imitate Wang Buer's operation, but...

He can't climb trees.

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Sitting on a branch and hugging the tree, Wang Buer looked down at the picture of the lucky goose slipping into the primitive man. Seriously, isn't this primitive man a bit too weak?

Chasing someone for so long?

Was it because he was forced to work for the chief like him, unwilling to do so, so he did not work hard?

Wang Buer looked at it leisurely, but the lucky goose below was not so leisurely. After wandering around the primitive people for so long, this lucky goose was about to die.

If he was caught by primitive people like this, he would definitely be killed!

Now that the ending is doomed, he has one last wish before he dies!

"Why are these primitive people chasing me and not you!" Lucky Goose yelled in dismay, what state has this chicken been in?

Probably just yelled, and choked on the saliva.

The lucky goose led the primitive man around in circles, and approached the tree where Wang Buer was several times. The primitive man with the spear obviously didn't need to climb the tree. Wang Buer forked down from the tree.

however……

I don't know why, but the hatred value of the primitive people is fully boosted by the lucky goose.

Wang Buer didn't get any favor from them at all.

As for why?

Wang Buer: I don’t know either~

This attitude is very annoying!

Lucky Goose was almost killed on the spot by anger!

The name "Lucky Goose" is actually a nickname given by Wang Buer, but it fits this person's temperament very well. How low is his lucky value to be selected by Wang Buer and precisely pulled away? The hatred of primitive people?

Lucky Goose's real name is Lake, but no one cares what his name is now.

Seeing that Lake was about to die from panting, Wang Buer finally kindly reminded him, "Is there a bottle on your body? It's a secret treasure. Throw the secret treasure to these primitive people and try."

Lake didn't have time to think about anything, so he did as Wang Buer said. When one of the primitive people caught the secret treasure, they stopped chasing and left with the secret treasure.

Lake was so tired that he collapsed on the ground, unable to speak.

After resting for a while, Lake spoke first, "The secret treasure is gone, even if I leave the forest, I will still fail to escape, unless I can get another bottle of secret treasure..."

Wang Buer: ...

Emmmm…

Is this person a little silly?

Are they playing a game now?

Why is this person acting like he's being played by a game?

When Wang Buer participated in "Original Escape", the situation was different from now. It was a bonus of [-] million credits!

This is no longer a simple game, it can be regarded as a competition.

When thinking of the [-] million bonus, Wang Buer always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something, but Wang Buer couldn't remember what he forgot. Forget it, since he couldn't remember it, it meant it was an unimportant thing, and it didn't matter~

(Ender the Forgotten: ...)

Wang Buer wants to become a game player, so he must not follow the script planned by the game!

At this time, Wang Buer had selectively forgotten why he chose to watch the excitement.

Wang Buer: Am I not fighting against the game planner?

When talking about getting another bottle of secret treasure, Lake's small eyes looked at Wang Buer meaningfully.

Wang Buer: ...

Although he belongs to the bottom layer of the pyramid among all the races in the universe, don't forget that there are many races that are even smarter than humans!

Unfortunately, Lake in front of him was one of them.

So what do you look at!

Even if I give you one hand, you can't beat me!

Wang Buer chuckled: "Could it be that you want to take away my secret treasure?"

"How do you know?!" Lake turned pale with shock, had his intentions been exposed so quickly!

As someone who is even more rookie than Wang Buer, Lake never thought about confronting Wang Buer. He planned to numb Wang Buer's vigilance first, and then take advantage of his unpreparedness to steal the secret treasure!

"Could it be that you want to pretend to give up the game, then chat with me, and steal my secret treasure when I'm not paying attention?" Wang Buer shook the bottle hanging on his waist, satisfied I saw Lake's eyes dangling back and forth with the bottle.

Lake was even more shocked!How do you know everything!

Wang Buer was expressionless, why did he know all about it?

Because these are the rest of the routines he has already played!

The ephemeris is 3000 years old, why do these people not understand innovation?

Wang Buer unscrewed the bottle, flipped his wrist, Lake couldn't see it well, this is the rhythm of smashing the can! "This is the secret treasure to save the princess!"

He doesn't know the truth about his feelings?

Hee hee hee, I really want to see his expression when he knows the truth!

"Eh?" Hugging Wang Buer's wrist, Lake realized that the bottle had been turned upside down, why didn't anything come out?

Lake leaned closer to the mouth of the bottle, opened his eyes wide and looked inside, with a confused look on his face, "Where is the secret treasure?"

"As early as the beginning, I drank it all. I guess it's because the secret treasure is not on me, so those primitive people didn't chase me."

"That's not right..." Lake looked confused, "Even if you drink the secret treasure, it's still on your body. Why don't the primitive people chase you?"

"How would I know."

"Then what do you do with the game? Without secret treasures, you can't pass the level." Lake planned to give up struggling.

"If you don't have it, you don't have it. Without a bottle of juice, I can't play games anymore?" Wang Buer sneered, not like the usual Wang Buer.

Listening to Wang Buer's words, Lake somehow felt that his words were so powerful!He looked at Wang Buer adoringly: "Boss, what are you going to do? Can you take me with you..."

Comfortable!

It's so comfortable!

This big man's call made Wang Buer ecstatic!Almost forgot who I was!

Wang Buer restrained himself from showing a complacent expression, coughed, and pretended to be steady and said: "I usually don't take people casually, but seeing how sensible you are, it's not that I can't play with you..."

Lake said very kindly: "Thank you, sir."

The viewers who watched the live broadcast were fascinated: ...

Is this still the Wang Buer they are familiar with?

Are you the one who was taken away by the big boss with all his belongings?Wang Buer?

Where did you get the courage to lead people?

A lv.1 rookie said to bring a lv.0 rookie, you are really awesome!No two!

All these people were bad-mouthing, Wang Buer didn't want to see such comments, so he silenced them all, it's nothing, it's just capricious.

Ender: ...

He just found out how to improve his level. He just gave Buer a few gifts and raised his account level. He hasn't spoken to Fuji yet, so he was banned again?

Fuck me on purpose?

"Boss, which direction are we going next?" Lake decided to be a loyal little licking dog. The boss told him to go east, but he didn't go west. He asked him to drive dogs, but he didn't chase chickens.

Wang Buer looked at the map, emmmmm...

This map is a bit complicated...

but it does not matter!

Waves are right!

Anyway, his luck is very good!

You can choose the direction to leave with just one finger!no problem!

Wang Buer pointed in one direction, "Let's go this way!" After speaking, Wang Buer took the initiative to walk in that direction.

Looking at the map in his hand, and looking at Wang Buer's back, Lake's heart is very complicated, he doesn't know whether to remind the boss, that direction is deep in the forest, where primitive people live...

But the boss has already gone so far, he will not be able to catch up if he doesn't chase, "Big brother, wait for me!"

"Boss, I'm so tired, can we take a break..."

Not long after he left, Lake began to cry out that he was tired.

There is no way, just ran a marathon with primitive people, didn't take much rest, and then had to hurry again, of course Lake couldn't hold on.

Wang Buer: emmmmm...

Why are you in such trouble?

But this is the only one who calls himself a boss, I cherish it!

Still take good care of it.

Wang Buer reluctantly agreed to his younger brother's request, "Then take a rest for 10 minutes."

Lake was grateful: "Thank you, boss! Thank you, boss!"

"By the way, boss, can I ask, why are we looking for primitive people?"

Wang Buer:? ? ?

"We... go find primitive people?"

Lake nodded, "That's right, aren't we going deep into the forest? There are only primitive people there..."

Wang Buer couldn't laugh anymore.

But Lake seemed to be blind, he couldn't see the reluctant expression on Wang Buer's face, he slapped his thigh excitedly, "I know! Boss, you are going to get another bottle of secret treasure from the primitive man! "

Wang Buer: ...

Can he say that he didn't actually think about it that way at all!

Those primitive people were so strong!The arms are as thick as his thighs!A single spear could kill him!

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Absolutely can't beat it!

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Wang Buer: In short, I really want to escape...