Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Be afraid and calm down.

(Wang Buer looks disgusted: No, there is no such thing, I don’t know where the foot-washing maid came from, don’t just calm down for me!)

Well, the main reason is that Wang Buer took a rest and suddenly felt hungry.

He has been in the game for so long, he has not eaten anything other than the small bottle of juice, and he should be hungry.

The reason why it is said is almost.

The main reason is that Wang Buer's body didn't think it was hungry, but Wang Buer's consciousness felt that he should be hungry.

Really, the planning of this game is too stingy.

It's fine to use a broken fruit juice as a secret treasure, and don't give more, it's not enough to drink!well!

Wang Buer, who condemned the game planning, did not think that less juice is in line with the normal development logic of things. After all, this is a secret treasure anyway, if you just let you take a big bucket!

Do you want to lose face of the secret treasure!

Wang Buer doesn't care about this kind of thing, it's the fault of the game planner anyway!

Wang Buer held the long sword in his hand and made two casual gestures, feeling quite comfortable. He stood up and planned to see if there was anything to eat nearby.

Seeing Wang Buer standing up, Lake was shocked. He thought that Wang Buer disliked him for taking too long to rest and wanted to leave him alone.

but……

It's not 10 minutes yet!

I said before that I have to rest for 10 minutes, but because of my personal desires, I backtracked on my promises. This shouldn't affect my glorious image in my younger brother's mind, right?

Wang Buer was a little worried, "I'll go find some food nearby, and if you're not tired, come along too."

At that moment, Lake really wanted to say that he was very tired, but Lake couldn't afford the price, so it's better not to, he laughed almost like crying, "Okay boss, yes boss."

This little guy is very good!

Wang Buer walked a little farther, always paying attention to the movement around him. Compared with vegetarian food, Wang Buer still prefers to eat meat!

This is not the first time Wang Buer has hunted. He thinks he is very experienced, and he has never considered the possibility that he may not be able to catch his prey.

The grass in the left rear moved slightly, and Wang Buer's ears moved, but he didn't notice it at all. He was still holding his sword carefully, poking the grass in front of him.

Until the movement behind was so loud that even pigs could not ignore it, Wang Buer finally found out.

He quickly turned around with the sword in his hand, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there were two big white rabbits behind him!

huge!Giant white!Very delicious!

Subconsciously, Wang Buer grasped the sword and slashed forward, but...

The name Vegetable Chicken is really not for nothing.

Wang Buer relied on his strength to get the title of vegetable chicken!

So the big white rabbit not only escaped smoothly, but also kicked back on Wang Buer's face, directly kicking Wang Buer so that his ass fell to the flat sand and autumn geese...

Wang Buer: ...

its not right!

This is not scientific!

How can such a soft and cute animal be so lethal? !

It's completely against normal logic!

seriously!

Plan whether you are cheating on the rabbit!

To be fair, creatures like rabbits are several levels up from human beings in the food chain, and they have been completely used by humans since dozens of generations of ancestors of his old Wang family.

When it is alive, it can be used as a pet to please people. Humans breed it, cut its fur to make clothes and decorations, and after it dies, its meat will be eaten by humans...

It is a creature that has been exploited to the extreme by humans from beginning to end, from birth to death.

Just such a rabbit, Wang Buer failed to do it?On the contrary, it was done by it? ? ?

Absolutely the fault of planning!

Wang Buer put all the blame on the planner and decided to give up the goal of rabbits for the time being. He didn't believe that the planner could cheat the rabbits, but also all the animals!

Then he met the pheasant...

Nothing to say, nothing to say...

This was the first time Wang Buer knew that the pheasant was such a terrifying thing.

He began to doubt life, how did their human ancestors tame pheasants and raise them with bare hands?

They are so fierce!

King Mingming does not hold such a big sword in his second hand, but this group of chickens!

Leng is not afraid at all!

Fly with a flap of wings!

A mouthful is a blood hole!

That paw, it hurts to scratch it!

The Wang Buer before meeting the pheasant, and the Wang Buer after meeting the pheasant, have completely become two people!

Even the viewers who have been watching the live broadcast have not figured it out at all, Wang Buer...

How on earth did he get himself into such a mess?

He really seems to be a profession that has been lost for a long time now-beggar.

Wang Buer: ￥&*%%...&￥...&

It's all planned wrong!

"Friend, what are you doing here?" A stone spear stretched out from the side and stabbed Wang Buer.

Wang Buer was passionately abusing the planner in his heart, he pushed away the spear impatiently, "Go away! I'm so annoying!"

"My friend, what are you worrying about?" The spear stabbed Wang Buer again.

Wang Buer: ...

Can't you just let him be irritated quietly by himself!

Wang Buer exploded: "You are really annoying!"

audience:……

They admired Wang Buer's courage.

He is clearly a rookie at lv.1, where did he get the courage to challenge an npc at lv.5?

Even if it's only lv.5, you can still beat a lv.1 rookie!

After Wang Buer finished his murder, he realized that something was wrong...

Isn't that brother with chicken feathers on his head the primitive man who took the lead in chasing and killing the little brother just now?

How does Wang Buer feel now?

Wang Buer: Thank you for the invitation, but I regret it very much.

Wouldn't this primitive man get angry and stab him to death with a spear?

Wang Buer has no confidence at all that he can escape from the hands of this primitive man?

But was stabbed to death with a spear...

Wang Buer felt that he should be more sensible and quit the game voluntarily?

But looking at that primitive man, he didn't seem to be angry...

Wang Buer was a little hesitant, and he decided to wait and see.

Anyway, as long as he moves fast, the spear won't be able to penetrate him!

"My friend, did I annoy you? Why?" Brother Ji Mao looked fierce and aggressive, but what he said was...

Very silly.

Feeling as if he could communicate, Wang Buer decided to communicate with him, "Why do you call me a friend?"

Brother Ji Mao looked puzzled, "Aren't you our friend?"

Wang Buer immediately made a decision, "Yes, that's right, I am your friend, a very loyal friend!" Seeing the wind turn the rudder, he was not as fast as Wang Buer.

"Friend!" Brother Ji Mao beat his chest.

"Friend!" Wang Buer beat his chest.

"Cough cough..."

Accidentally overdo it...

"My friend, what are you troubled about? Can I help?" Brother Ji Mao looked fierce, but based on this sentence, Wang Buer decided to send him a good person card.

He grabbed Brother Ji Mao's hand, "Yes, yes! My friend, you can definitely help me! A pheasant and a rabbit offended me just now, my friend, can you help me out?"

Wang Buer really wrote the retaliation clearly on his face.

Brother Ji Mao agreed to Wang Buer's request.

"Friend, is it this pheasant?"

"Hmm, it seems to be it."

"Friend, is that the hare?"

"Emmm...it doesn't seem to be, by the way, it's this one!"

Following Brother Ji Mao around, Wang Buer was covered with his prey. He warmly invited Brother Ji Mao to have lunch with him, and Brother Ji Mao agreed very moved.

And accepted the task of handling prey.

Wang Buer was responsible for picking up some firewood, as well as side dishes.

Back at the place where I parted ways with my younger brother, Lake was already waiting there. There were a few bumps on the ground, which looked very unpalatable.

Seeing Wang Buer, Lake was pleasantly surprised, "Boss, come back..."

Under Wang Buer's watchful eyes, Lake performed a face-changing for him, and the surprise twisted into panic, "Original man ah ah ah ah!"

Wang Buer turned his head, oh, it's Brother Ji Mao.

Because the blood spattered on his body while handling the prey, Brother Ji Mao looked even more terrifying.

Like a murderous maniac.

Turning his head again, the little brother was already crying bitterly, it was so embarrassing.

This little brother is so spineless, doesn't he, the boss, also have no face?

This doesn't work.

Wang Buer explained: "This is a friend I just met, my friend, this is my little brother."

Brother Ji Mao gave a friendly grin, and Lake almost fainted, but obviously, no one of the other two people in the room cared about his mood at all.

Brother Ji Mao put the cleaned prey on the leaves, grabbed a piece of meat and handed it to Wang Buer, indicating that he could start eating.

When Wang Buer took the meat, he thought Brother Ji Mao asked him to roast it, but the next second, he saw Brother Ji Mao bowed his head and brutally bit a piece of red meat.

Wang Buer: ...

I just want to vomit.

"Wait wait! My friend! Is that all you eat meat?"

Brother Ji Mao asked in confusion: "What's wrong my friend, is there something wrong?"

wrong?

The wrong place is big!

Can it be delicious eaten raw?

My simple primitive friend!

Have you ever heard a word?

Wang Buer started Amway carefully...

This way, that way, that way, Wang Buer showed his excellent cooking skills, which stunned Brother Ji Mao, and shouted that he should take Wang Buer back to their tribe and introduce him to his brothers and sisters.

Wang Buer: ...

The transparent man Lake on the side, his eyes have turned into admiration, never expected, never expected!

boss!It really is a boss!

Every step they take must have its own deep meaning!

The boss must want to break into the social circle of primitive people, and then cheat them to get the secret treasure!

Emmm...

Regarding Lake's undisguised psychological activities, Wang Buer: ...

Actually, I didn't think so.

I just can't see him eating raw meat...

However, breaking into the social circle of primitive people is barely a surprise.

Although the planning of this game is very good, the things here are still very real.

There are many things that Wang Buer has never eaten, just like the lump of soil dug by Lake, it looks ugly, but it is also quite delicious.

I don't know if there are other things in the primitive tribe that Wang Buer hasn't eaten?

Wang Buer has already begun to look forward to it.

He patted Brother Ji Mao on the arm, "Let's go! My friend!"

Ender, who has been silenced until now, is very upset.

There are so many unique friends!

He still hasn't called me "my friend" yet!

Chew a large lemon raw.jpg

Ender: Sour!