Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

"Ender! Ender! Please answer! Ender!..."

A flower-haired parrot stood on a branch, yelling heart-piercingly, his voice was about to split. He turned his head and asked Wang Buer in a hopeless way: "Is it almost done? Little boss, with With Ander's strength, even if something happens to us, he will be fine."

Then maybe, it's not wrong for Ender to be very powerful, but this is a tsunami, a huge wave tens of meters high, can it be fun?

This parrot probably doesn't want to go to work!

Wang Buer slowly stirred the fish soup under his hands. The fish soup that had been stewed for a long time was as white as milk, and the parrot's eyes were about to fall into the pot of fish soup. The soup is almost ready..."

The parrot immediately stood at attention, and said with a serious bird face: "Then I will continue to shout! Don't eat, I will find Ender in a moment!" After speaking, the parrot let go of its loud voice and exhausted its milk. With all his strength, he howled.

"Ender!"

This shrill voice crossed the sky and was so distorted that even if Ender himself heard it, he couldn't tell that it was calling him.

The fish soup was already stewed, Wang Buer picked up the fish soup pot, and when Lake was about to go up to help share the meal, Wang Buer dropped his hand and put the fish soup beside him.

With the lid open, the fragrance diffuses silently.

Feelings are not for them. Lake silently withdrew his hand. In fact, he is not very attached to chicken noodle soup, and fish noodle soup is also acceptable.

The delicious smell of fish floated farther and farther, became weaker and weaker, and finally when it dissipated, it completed its purpose and floated into the nose of the person it thought of.

Ender's eyes widened instantly, this smell...

His four paws were still gripping the metal plate tightly, and his nails had dug through the metal plate, but it didn't matter, he still had a tail!

Ender swung his tail unskillfully, fiddled with the water, making ripples in circles, while Ender moved slowly with the metal plate under him.

The ideal is very beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

Ender thought that he should slowly move towards the direction of the scent, but...

He's just spinning around in circles...

Yuan, so it turns out that this is such a difficult thing!

Ender was not someone who would easily admit defeat. He held back his strength and moved his tail even harder, but...

He spins faster...

Ander seemed to have a grudge against him, the more he spun around in place, the more he moved his tail, the more he moved his tail, the faster he spun around in place. Finally, Ender finally succeeded in turning himself unconscious.

One head fell on the metal plate, and the eyes turned into circles.

It can be said to be miserable.

Fortunately, Ander's luck was not too bad. Wang Buer slowly rowed over with the parrot, and the parrot's terrible cry reached Ander's ears.

Sitting up in shock in the dying state, Ender straightened his neck and looked in that direction. The feeling of dizziness caused him to fall down immediately, but he heard the voice clearly, as if it was calling himself.

Of course, more importantly, the taste!

No two is here!

Ender whined, and the parrot with sharp ears heard it immediately, and he immediately raised a wing and pointed in Ender's direction, "I heard Ender's voice, he is there, he must be there! "

The parrot was so moved that he almost cried. God knows how painful it is for him to be hungry and smell the delicious food, but not be able to eat it!

There are so so so big!

The inhumane little boss seized his weakness and tempted him with delicious food to help him find someone. He has endured it for a long time!

Now he can finally eat!

The parrot was happily jumping on the branch. This guy who didn't know himself made the whole boat start dancing with him!

Wang Buer doesn't intend to spoil this guy at all, if this guy jumps down again, the fish soup will be spilled! "I haven't found anyone yet, so don't be too happy."

From the perspective of the parrot, there was no difference at all. He tilted his toes and looked into the distance, and finally saw a big lump of a big tiger on a silver board. I!"

The parrot is always hungry!

He rubbed his wings excitedly, he has been fancying that pot of fish soup for a long time!

Although it has been left for a while, it is not as fragrant as when it was just out of the pot, but it doesn't matter, he can do it with parrots!

Wang Buer put the lid on the pot and blocked the parrot's eyes, "Wait a minute, this is not for you." Facing the parrot's suspicious eyes, Wang Buer didn't intend to explain.

The boulder rowed and slowly approached Ander, only then did Wang Buer realize that this big lump of Ander was not an ordinary lump, but a huge lump!

Looking at the Big Mac in front of him, Wang Buer fell into deep thought. He didn't see him for a day. How could Ander...

Did he get fat like this?

Have you taken steroids?

Without caring about finding out what kind of hormone An De had taken to make him fat like this, Wang Buer found that there was something wrong with Ander now.

The whole lump lay motionless on it, like a dead cat, only one tail was still moving, as if expressing to Wang Buer that this tail was Ender's body.

At this moment, the parrot finally discovered that this little boss might not be an ordinary human being.

He actually took a twig and stabbed the rua-looking Ender, warrior!Really a warrior!

Thinking about the past, when the parrot was still young and ignorant, it used to do such things to tease cats and dogs, but the result?

He was pulled out by Ender's tail, and he lay broken for several days.

Think about it, even a healthy man has been lying down for several days, little boss...

I'm afraid I'm going to die on the spot!

For the sake of the little boss's ability to cook delicious food, the parrot thinks that he can consider saving the little boss's life, provided that the little boss makes a lot of delicious food to repay his life-saving grace...

When the parrot was imagining that the little boss would make him a hundred roast chickens with honey sauce, his dream suddenly shattered.

The premise of the grace of saving lives is gone.

That inhuman guy, Ender, didn't flick his tail at all!

How can it be?

Isn't Ender a dog?

Why not flick your tail!

If you don't flick your tail, how can I use the grace of saving my life to blackmail the little boss to give him good food?

When Wang Buer stabbed Ander with a branch, and before he pulled his hand away, instead of retaliation, Ander circled Wang Buer with his tail and pinched him away.

Wang Buer, who had long been accustomed to being taken away by Ander in such a package, was very adaptable, subconsciously hugged Ander's tail, and stabilized his body, "Are you injured, Ender?"

Ander raised his head, revealing two lantern-sized eyes behind his tall belly.

To be fair, it would be cute if it was smaller, but it would be scary if it was this big!

"No injuries, just a small accident."

He rashly used the skills he hadn't learned yet, and Ender's final result was that although his size had indeed become bigger, he had only changed from a big tiger to a big big tiger.

Although the size has become larger, it has not improved the current situation. In other words, it is more troublesome.

As his body got bigger, Ander didn't dare to move even more, for fear of accidentally falling into the water.

Sure enough, it is the fate of sinking to the bottom!

Wang Buer was held high by Ander's tail, and he could barely see the whole Ander clearly. He suddenly felt that his previous complaints seemed a bit inappropriate.

He once complained about Ender being a jerk.

But looking at An De's appearance, how could the idiot He De be used to describe An De!

This is obviously a gold swallowing beast!

The big pot of fish soup he prepared was nothing, Ender couldn't swallow it in one mouthful.

But Ender obviously didn't think so. His longing eyes had drifted away. He looked at the pot of fish soup as if he was looking at his dream lover.

"No two, did you do this?" Ender tried to hint.

"Ah."

Ender continued to suggest, "Then can I try it?"

"No."

There was a click, it was the sound of Ender's heart breaking.

This pot of fish soup was originally made for An De, and Wang Buer specially made homemade noodles, planning to put it in the fish soup later and serve it to An De. To Ender can't eat hot.

But now the situation is special, with Ander like this, no matter how he thinks about it, he can't eat anything, so, in order to maximize the use, Wang Buer plans to give this pot of fish soup to the parrot as a reward.

Wang Buer explained a little bit, "You can't eat like this now."

Ender was very sad, he asked Wang Buer to wait a while, he thought he could work harder, and then...

He worked hard!

ヽ(°▽°)ノ

Finally turned back into a human form, and Ander's back was covered with bright little flowers, "I can eat it!" Ender looked longingly at the pot of fish soup.

Wang Buer: ...

Is it true that cats can't resist fish?

"Wait." Wang Buer brought homemade noodles, intending to boil them and put them in the fish soup, but Ander failed to understand what Wang Buer meant, he thought it was because he was getting too slow, and Buer Not going to let him eat it.

Ender's eyes became sad.

Even if the beauty is melancholy, she is still pretty!

Wang Buer put the hot noodles into the fish soup, stirred it a little bit, let the temperature of the fish soup and the noodles blend together, and then handed the chopsticks to An De.

"Eat."

Ander, who was holding the chopsticks, was flattered, what is another village!

That's it!

An De hugged the noodles and sucked them up. The homemade noodles are very chewy. When he eats them, he always brings some fish soup into his mouth. What he eats is not fish, but it tastes like fish. De thinks he is too good!

He ate two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of fish soup. The food was very sweet, and the parrot on the side became even hungrier.

Do people work?

The parrot finally understands what it means to gather like birds and divide people into groups!

It's about Ender and the little boss!

Ender is not an honest cat!The little boss is not an honest person!

What a simple and kind little parrot he is!

In order to agree to the little boss's business, he insisted on enduring his hunger and helping him find someone, and now he finally found someone!

Little boss, you promised me!

The parrot looked at the little boss lifelessly, this look made Ender very unhappy, he moved while holding the cauldron, and kicked the parrot off the branch with a jio!

Parrot:? ? ?

People clerk?

Ender, I'll hit your mother!Did you hear that!Knock your mother!

As soon as the solid parrot fell into the water, it sank with a grunt. If it wasn't for his quick reaction, he would have become the first Meri star to drown in the star training camp!

Wang Buer was about to pay the parrot, and when he was going to ask the parrot what he wanted to eat, he turned his head, where is the bird?

Wang Buer saw the boulder and Lake that Ender killed the bird from behind: ...

Dare not speak and dare not move.

Ender hugged the pot, as pure as a big white cat, "I don't know, it probably flew away."

Wang Buer had a question mark on his head.

Didn't this parrot say he couldn't fly?

Could it be that he didn't want to work so he lied!

The pay is halved!

The parrot at the bottom of the water couldn't speak, and he didn't even know about the grievances he had suffered. He looked at the water surface tens of meters high without love, and couldn't say anything.

Convex (fuck dish)

The parrot cursed passionately in his heart.

Skynet is sparse but not leaky. You must know that there is retribution for doing bad things!

And Ander's retribution is probably Wang Buer.

The scumbag King Buer is officially online, and he plans to abandon Ander.

Some people look very powerful, but he is fat and can eat, especially useless!

So when it's cold, it's time to throw him away.