Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Ander quickly finished the big pot of fish noodle soup. He obediently washed the pot and returned it to Wang Buer. Two's boat goes up.

It can't be.

As soon as Wang Buer turned around, he blocked Ander. He stood still and waved to Ander, "That's it, goodbye, Ender."

Ender blinked and asked, "Can I go with you?"

Wang Buer refused cruelly: "No."

Ender was dying, "Why?" He felt that he was very powerful, whether it was fighting or eating, except that he couldn't swim, Ander was obviously the best kid!

"You are too heavy!" Wang Buer said mercilessly.

His boat couldn't bear such a big pressure at all, don't pretend that Wang Buer didn't notice, if he didn't block it quickly, Ender would have rushed up now!

The boat of their friendship couldn't bear the weight of Ender at all!

Ender: ...

Just hurt.

From birth to now, he has always been unfavorable. The weight that made Ander so praised has finally suffered Waterloo. Ander...

He can't lose weight at all!

There was sadness in Ander's eyes, and the scene of the beauty weeping made people feel heartbroken.

Wang Buer refused cruelly: "Even if you cry, I won't let you come up."

Ender: ...

But... Damn it!

This will not work!

He cried!

But Ender still didn't want to give up, "Then can I follow you?"

"If possible..." Always being rejected, Wang Buer also felt that Ander was a little pitiful, he accidentally...

My heart softened a bit.

But right away, he realized that this damn soft-heartedness was unnecessary!

Ender is so fat!

Not restless at all!

One stroke of the boulder, another stroke, and another stroke, the boat remained motionless.

Jushi turned his head in silence, and when he saw a certain hand that was retracted, he didn't dare to say it, and silently held his breath and worked hard, hard...

However, this kind of matter cannot be solved by hard work at all, and the boat remains in place.

Boulder: ...

Wang Buer still felt a little strange. Looking at the movements of the boulder, he was obviously paddling seriously, but this boat?

Wang Buer caught a hand out of the corner of his eye, and he understood.

Wang Buer turned around and faced Ander, seeing that Ander's hand stayed where he should be, Wang Buer just looked at him silently.

At this time, the boulder, who was constantly working hard, finally made the boat move, and the distance between them and Ender became wider and wider.

Ender: ...

"You really deserve it! Hahahahahaha..." At some point, the parrot climbed up the tall building beside it, and the parrot ruthlessly laughed at Ender.

Ender: ...

(￣_￣)

I think you seem to be a little impatient!

As soon as Ender jio passed, the parrot successfully fell into the water, leaving only a series of grunts.

Ander soon discovered that the metal plate under his body was no longer his life-saving straw, but his shackles. Being restrained by the metal plate, Ander's behavior was greatly restrained.

If you want to break through, you must abandon this metal plate!

Ender walked firmly to the edge and jumped down with a plop.

After eating it bite by bite, Ender sank rapidly due to his unfailing weight, and then...

He sat down on the parrot that fell one step earlier.

Parrot:……

I was terrified!

I was almost killed by this giant fat man!

Ender grunted and spit out a big bubble. His body changed drastically and began to expand, deform, and expand...

Finally, a white and fat jellyfish with a pair of cute big eyes was born!

Ender moved his tentacles, trying to practice jellyfish swimming, but...

He found that if he accidentally soaked his hair too much, his height was almost the same as that of the sea water, that is to say, he could just walk without swimming.

This... also works!

Ander walked up rumblingly. His every move now will have a huge impact on everything around him. The water flow driven by his actions has washed away the nearby people a lot.

This big jellyfish that popped up suddenly is unknown to everyone. Could it be...

A role in a disaster drill, right?

After the tsunami, they won't have to go through the script of fighting sea monsters, right?

farewell...

Ander's big head wandered back and forth, trying to find Wang Buer's figure among the small people around him, and finally, he saw it!

But Wang Buer didn't recognize that the big jellyfish was Ender at all. He was misled by Lake and the boulder, and regarded the big jellyfish Ender as a sea monster after the tsunami!

The three paddled quickly with oars, trying to stay away from the sea monster.

At this time, I miss An De very much. Wang Buer rowed desperately, but...

He still couldn't run at the speed of the big jellyfish and was caught by the big jellyfish.

Ender: "No Gulu Er Gulu Gulu I Gulu..."

"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Grumble!"

Wang Buer: ...

This sea monster looks so stupid, what the hell is it talking about?

"No grunt grunt, I grunt Ender!"

Wang Buer: ...

"Ander?" It was very difficult to hear Ender's name from the grunts, and Wang Buer miraculously guessed the meaning of the series of grunts.

This jellyfish monster is Ender?

I can't.

Isn't that guy a big white tiger?

Hearing Wang Buer's question, the jellyfish Ander's big head shook up and down very happily. Seeing the vortex caused by Ander's movements, Wang Buer fell silent.

It turned out to be Ander...

"No, I said I can't understand you like this!" It is difficult to distinguish the desired information from a series of grunts!

Ander put Wang Buer on his forehead, and put Wang Buer's boat on his head, trying to make Wang Buer understand what he meant with his movements.

Buer can sit on his head, but no one else can!

Ender carefully carried the boulder and Lake away with his tentacles.

Should it be said that Wang Buer is witty?Or should it be said that he has a good understanding with Ander?

He miraculously understood what An De meant. If Wang Buer understood correctly, Ander made him...

Cook on his head?

Emmm

……

Is your brain okay?

Isn't Ender afraid of being hot?

If Wang Buer really cooks on his head according to Ander's intention, Ander reckons...

will die.

Things like jellyfish seem to turn into water when exposed to heat.

Even if Ender is not a jellyfish in nature, but lighting a fire on his head, this operation is still very problematic.

The top of your head will be bald!Definitely going to be bald!

Even if you are a beautiful woman, it is absolutely impossible to be bald.

Wang Bushii refused, "Absolutely not! Put me back quickly! Otherwise, I will lose my face!"

Ender pretended that he was just a jellyfish spirit and couldn't understand human language at all.

Wang Buer's blacklist warned, and Ander had to admit defeat, and put Wang Buer back on his boat, along with the boulder and Lake, very sad.

After being rejected, Ander was depressed. After going offline, he went to his grandpa to humbly ask for advice, "Grandpa, Bu Er always rejects me, does he not regard me as a friend?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" Grandpa answered indiscriminately without hearing anything clearly.

When he got the answer he didn't want, Ender was very angry, "No! Fuji has already regarded me as a friend! He will care about me, and he will make me a lot of delicious food!"

"Oh oh oh."

"But he keeps saying that I'm heavy..." Ender took a small mirror to look at his face, touched the flesh on his face, he's not fat...

Grandpa: "Isn't this a compliment to you?"

Ender suddenly realized, yes!

They Meili star, the heavier they are, the stronger they are. This is to praise him for his strength!

"Then why does he keep rejecting me?"

Grandpa: "Ask him."

Yes, who can understand the reason better than Fuji himself?

All of Ender's doubts were solved, and he decided to ask Bu Er right away.

A game was over, and grandpa lost, so he was very angry. He vaguely remembered that someone came to him just now, but what about the person?

illusion?oops!It's always like this when you get older, grandpa sighed and started another game.

Ander acted quickly, and immediately sent a message to Wang Buer, "Buer, why do you keep rejecting me?"

Wang Buer is at a loss, does he always reject him?

No, how could he remember just once?

"Didn't I say the reason?" Wang Buer had legitimate and sufficient reasons for refusing people.

Ender replied honestly, "You said I was too heavy."

"Yes, isn't that the reason? You are too heavy, and the boat will sink when you get on it."

O(*////▽////*)q

After all, he was praising himself again!

Ender is a little bit shy, he is obviously asking a question very seriously now, why do you praise him again?

Ander is someone who can't stand compliments, once Wang Buer praised him, he forgot everything, and hid away humming.

Wang Buer:? ? ?

It's very strange.

Wang Buer finished chatting with Ander and continued to study the ancestral recipes. He saw a thing called ice cream, which looked very good, so he decided to try it!

Wang Buer has never eaten this thing before.

He found materials, some of which were not sold outside, so Wang Buer could only make them himself.

Several days have passed since the preparation of the ingredients was completed. Wang Buer never thought that ice cream, which looks simple, would be so difficult.

According to the recipe, the ingredients were sent, mixed, and frozen. Wang Buer also added several ingredients according to the recipe to make ice cream with different flavors.

Finally, mango, chocolate, and matcha flavored ice cream was made.

At such a time, Wang Buyi is indispensable. The father and son sat facing each other, holding a spoon, digging a mouthful of ice cream seriously, and putting it in their mouths.

It's cold and cool, with a strong mango flavor, as if people have come to the tropical rainforest all of a sudden!tasty!

Chocolate too!Matcha too!They are all delicious, Wang Buer seriously decided that ice cream is his favorite food now!

"I'm taking this for lunch tomorrow!"

Wang Buyi agreed, and he wanted to add ice cream to the menu of his small restaurant.

At noon the next day, Wang Buer opened his lunch box, which instantly attracted the attention of the children around him.

After a well-designed presentation, the little girl's heart was conquered in an instant. This is so beautiful!

"What is this? Is it delicious?"

Hint hint!

"Can I have a taste?"

Hint hint!

Wang Buer is a very fair person, he will never discriminate against anyone, no matter men, women, young or old, all those who covet Wang Buer's Chinese food, even children, Wang Buer will not give in half a step!

"No, this is my lunch. I can't share it with you, but you can buy it yourself." Wang Buer gave out the communication number of his small restaurant, "Only this store sells it."

After finishing speaking, Wang Buer wanted to have lunch with peace of mind.

He greedily filled ten balls of three flavors of ice cream, which he could eat in one go!

Exclusive retribution is coming soon.

Wang Buer ate too much ice, his fragile stomach couldn't bear it, and he occupied the toilet again.

But fortunately, this time no one Wang Buyi is robbing him, he can monopolize the toilet as much as he wants, puff!

It is said that the toilet is the place where inspiration erupts, and Wang Buer's trip to the toilet was not for nothing.

After squatting in the toilet and coming out, Wang Buer made a small ice cream machine. The principle is to quickly freeze the ice cream liquid mixed according to the procedure, and then pack it.

You just need to place this machine in every corner, and then replenish the ice cream liquid regularly, then...

Wang Buer doesn't need to set up a stall every day, and he can also have stable honor points in his account!

Simply perfect!