Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

When he knew that the one who coveted Ander was actually a pheasant god, Wang Buer had nothing to worry about.

Isn't it just a pheasant? It's not enough to go online.

He will come if he has the ability!

Wang Buer promised to give him a chicken n to eat.

Early in the morning, someone came to the third wife's house, looking for Wang Buer and An De. It seemed that they came quite early, and they had been waiting for a long time.

Seeing Wang Buer and Ander, the look in their eyes was very disappointing.

What happened to the young man from outside?

so lazy!

It's three poles in the sun and you still don't get up!

Could it be last night...

The village head thought of a certain possibility, and couldn't help but feel a twinge in his heart.

Even if he is the No. [-] dog of the Pheasant God, the village head couldn't help but slander the Pheasant God in his heart, what kind of eyes are these!

Lord Shanshen actually fell in love with such a man!

Even though this man is pretty, he is still a man after all!

And seeing these two people get up so late in the morning, maybe what they did at night!

Lord Shanshen came to see this man named Ander last night...

The village chief really didn't want to destroy the image of the mountain god in his mind, but he couldn't control his brain hole!

What did Lord Shanshen see last night!

Where did he fall in love with this man!

Pheasant God: Just face!What else can it be!

All the girls in your small mountain village combined are not as pretty as this man!

What else can I do!ah!

What the village head was thinking, the God of Pheasant actually didn't know, who made him work so hard last night, make a blind date, and his kidneys are not very good, but he was exhausted, so he didn't pay much attention to other things.

If he knew what the village head was thinking...

It is estimated that he will become angry from embarrassment.

Wang Buer and Ander didn't give the village chief a lot of face, they didn't care what he was doing early in the morning, they wanted breakfast anyway.

And what about the third wife?

It is also because the village head wants to send her granddaughter Qiaoling to the mountain god as a bride, so she is also very upset with the village head.

Just put the village head in the yard to eat farts.

The village head has not experienced this kind of treatment for many years, but the overall situation is the most important, the village head still endured it, he said: "Young students, it is also fate, our small poor place, no one comes for ten or eight years. It’s not easy for you to come here, just in time for our mountain god sacrifice.”

"We don't have much knowledge, so we just want to invite you to participate in the mountain god festival and tell the mountain god the stories outside, and the mountain god will be very happy."

"Oh?" Wang Bu'er took a mouthful of pickles and drank a mouthful of porridge. It seemed that he regarded the village chief as a TV drama for dinner.

The village chief waited for a while, and then waited for a while, Wang Buer said "Oh" and stopped talking. The village chief asked, "What do you think of the younger generation?"

"But we don't know how to tell stories! We know how to eat chicken." Wang Buer hinted.

The village head heard what Wang Buer was implying, but he didn't understand what Wang Buer was implying. He thought Wang Buer was asking for a chicken.

It's not enough to eat three pullets!not enough!

His family only raised ten chicks in total!

But the order of the mountain god...

ten chickens...

The balance in my heart kept shaking.

From the village chief's hesitation, it can be seen that the status of the mountain god in the village chief's heart is probably not much different from that of ten chickens.

No, correct me, it should be seven chickens.

Because the three old hens among the ten chickens were killed and stewed by the third wife yesterday.

The village chief hesitated and hesitated, and finally said cruelly, "Well, this young man, if you can send someone to participate in the performance we gave to the mountain god, you can eat a few chickens if you want!"

In fact, no matter what the village chief said, Wang Buer definitely wanted to participate in this mountain god sacrifice.

He originally wanted to be coquettish casually, so that the village chief would not get lost.

But I didn't expect that there would be so many benefits in being coquettish!

Isn't it just to participate in the show?

Wang Buer agreed.

"Okay, then come and communicate with me personally, what will you perform at that time." Working part-time to exchange chicken for An De, Wang Buer has already taken on the important task of supporting the family!

So it's really not good to say that the village head has no culture. The village head thought that Wang Buer was the leader, and he agreed to this matter on behalf of Ander, so he felt that the matter of the mountain god had been done properly. like leaving.

Before he walked out of the yard, the third wife with a stinky face stopped him and said: "The food brought yesterday is not enough, you see when you can continue to send some to me."

Finished?

The village head covered his aching chest and looked at Ander in disbelief.

He was stirring the porridge with a spoon, and waited until the temperature dropped to a place where he could eat. Although he was sitting in the farmhouse's campus, he didn't look at other things, but only looked at Ender. It would definitely make people misunderstand that Ender was actually sitting What delicious food to enjoy in the palace.

Someone who looks so elegant must not be a fool, so...

Wang Buer: Xilihulu Xilihulu!

The real culprit is him!

It's not that the bride still eats so much!

Think beautiful!

The village chief left angrily, and Wang Buer also took a big black pot on his back, and got the name of the rice bucket...

Wang Buer and others stayed here, waiting for the mountain god sacrifice fifteen days later.

I don't know if the villagers are worried that these five people will be too boring living here or something, so they always want to make some programs for them.

For a while, someone died here, and for a while, there was a ghost over there. Every day is very busy.

The village was originally very peaceful, but as soon as these outsiders came, they started to make trouble. Some people would think that it was all the fault of outsiders, that's for sure.

But because of the mountain god sacrifice fifteen days later, an outsider was required to be the bride, so the anger that was incited was suppressed.

Even if it is impossible to drive these people out on the surface, these villagers will always find a way to make trouble for them. There are so many places where you can wear small shoes!

but……

Probably the mentality is different.

No matter how they make trouble, these five people are indifferent.

Li Ke, Li Ai, and Luke: This is just a game...

As for Wang Buer and Ander, some people wanted to make trouble for the two of them at first, but could they swallow their anger?

Of course not!

For the benefit of these villagers, Ander performed a rock-crushing with bare hands, and the friendship between these villagers and Wang Buer Ande immediately deepened a lot.

Every family gave their special products.

The viewers in the live broadcast room followed Wang Buer and Ander, watching the two of them receive the emperor's version of treatment in the small mountain village...

They are all sour!

What kind of fairy game is this!

Player from Xiaoshan Village: ...

Please keep your eyes open to see clearly!

Is this a fairy game!

This is the "fairy" game!

The game production team who also peeked at the screen was in a complicated mood...

On the one hand, they are also very afraid of the game they made, but on the other hand, they are not reconciled because the game they made did not scare Wang Buer and Ander.

The latter mood overcame the former fear, so...

The game production team is perverted!

(Game production team: We didn't! This is slander!)

If Wang Buer and Ander were not frightened, they were not.

Without the game settings of the first night, Wang Buer and Ander actually woke up in the next few nights, and the two of them went out secretly to watch the excitement.

That picture is indeed quite scary, but...

It's too tricky!

When Qiaoling's friends appeared before, Wang Buer really wanted to say, are all the makeup artists of your ghosts the same?

From the campus expansion to the current Xiaoshan Village expansion, in addition to the different looks, the makeup on each ghost’s face is the same, and the color contact lenses are also exactly the same, and they cry when they appear, and their faces are covered with blood. .

Do you know what aesthetic fatigue is?

Wang Buer is already fatigued!

So when he saw Li Gui floating in front of him later, Wang Buer was not only not afraid, but even wanted to laugh a little.

Xiaoshan Village Specter npc: ...

Can you show me some face?

Wang Buer: I don’t give it away here, you earn it yourself.

The Ligui NPC in the small mountain village was also convinced. When she was avenging herself, she suddenly found two spectators beside her. Can you understand her mood at that time!

All blood feuds and grief and indignation are gone!

If it wasn't for the fact that they were all outsiders, it was for Qiaoling's sake!

Li Gui of Xiaoshan Village: I'll give you a shark on the spot!

See you still watching the fun!What catches your eyes!

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Qiaoling: Farewell!Please don't embarrass them!

The ghost npc in the small mountain village would give Wang Buer face, which Wang Buer never thought of. Since he dared to take Ander out to watch the excitement, he must be relying on him.

According to a reminder from the game production team, the excrement of human males (note: they must be virgins) has a miraculous effect on this kind of ghost.

When Wang Buer learned this from Luke, he was shocked!

How did this come to a conclusion!

How on earth do you guys tell if this poop is virgin or non-virgin?

Wang Buer was very curious.

As the only human among the five players, Wang Buer's status suddenly rose a lot, but because of Wang Buer's relationship with Ander, Wang Buer's status immediately fell back to its original position.

No matter how the game production team distinguishes between virgins and non-virgins, since Wang Buer has a boyfriend, he is definitely not a virgin!

This is the only misunderstanding that Wang Buer does not want to explain so far.

Who would have known that he and An De would have a long-distance relationship just after dating!

Let this beautiful misunderstanding continue, Amen!

Amidst Wang Buer and An De's unscrupulous actions, the mountain god festival that the villagers have never expected so much is finally coming!

The day before the Mountain God Festival, the mountain god’s bridal attire had already been sent to the third wife’s home, accompanied by a few older grandmothers, who came to tell the bride some taboos and help her dress up by the way.

The bride's clothes were sent by the mountain god, and the size and so on were all in line with Ander's size, Wang Buer could tell at a glance.

He put it on directly.

The grannies who were giving away the wedding were all frightened and dumbfounded, their souls almost flew away, "Take it off quickly, can this be worn by you!"

Wang Bu Ercai returns to the dish, but can he still lose to this kind of old lady?

You were chasing after each other in the house, and Wang Buer just gave these old ladies a break.

They were so angry that they shouted: "You will be punished! The mountain god will come back and punish you!"

Wang Buer can still be afraid!

This kind of pheasant god who wants to plant a green grassland on his head, let the shark forget it!

He is the bride!

Ender was jealous.

When he knew what the bride meant, he refused.

Just don't let Wang Buer wear this broken bride's dress.

"I don't know how to wear it, so don't you either." Ender was very angry, he had never been so angry before, how come there are so many pheasant scenes!

I want Fuji to marry him!

wishful thinking!

Ender will definitely kill you!

Pheasant God: Wronged!

Especially wronged!

Who the hell fell in love with such a guy!

But the game is to have a bride, and Ender throws the clothes to Luke who lives on the edge of the village.

People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

Ender's head popped out from the wall: "Tomorrow you will change into this suit and marry the mountain god."

Luke:? ? ?

brother!big brother!

Don't go!

Can you explain clearly first?

Why is he going to marry the mountain god!

Wang Buer was very sorry that the bridal gown was not warm just after he got it...

He also thought that Ender would wear it to see when there was no one at night, it must be beautiful...

Suck!