Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Ender said that it is okay to wear it, but the premise is that you have to go home to wear it.

They don't wear this sent by the pheasant god!

After returning home, I will wear it for Buer to see.

Wang Buer:! ! !

He can!

Wang Buer nodded his head, but the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't do it!

Those who see it have a share, so please be generous and show us it!

We're just going to see, it's not going to happen!Don't be so stingy!

Wang Buer: I am so stingy!

Forget about Ender's bridal outfit!I can show you Luke's bridal outfit.

Hush! ! ! !

Who wants to see Luke's bridal outfit!

We're going to see Ender!

Does Ender know?It's the Meili star standing next to you!

The audience in the live broadcast room began to rebel, but Wang Buer's live broadcast room, he has the final say, if you don't show it to you, you don't show it to you, and if you rebel, you won't watch it!

If there is any more noise, the downcast will warn you!

I have never met an anchor who took down the broadcast and threatened them. Look at the spaceship in my hand, does it look good?

I won’t show you if it looks good!

Wang Buer, who refused to accept softness and toughness, only released Luke's bridal attire.

how to say……

Very hot eyes.

Luke couldn't wear this kind of clothes at all. Wang Buer couldn't stand it because he was wrapped in such a mess. In the end, he had no choice. Wang Buer went over to help him put on this bridal outfit, and then covered him hijab.

Luke is a little shorter than Ender, but the villagers here can't see this, they are taller than them anyway.

In order to prevent the bride from escaping, the villagers deliberately separated the bride from his companions, and then surrounded the bride. As long as the bride is in hand, other people don't care.

Also because of this, the villagers didn't care where the two missing people went.

Who are the two people missing?

Wang Buer and Ander.

They ran to the village to get a special product, and they were a step behind the main force, but they quickly caught up and watched the excitement from afar.

The villagers sent the bride to the mountain god temple all the way, and then locked the bride and the sacrifices in the temple. At this time, only the bride can stay here, and everyone must leave.

Because Li Ke and Li Ai set off with the villagers, they were also forced to leave by the villagers.

Wang Buer and Ander stayed on without a hitch, and Luke was left here alone, but it's okay, such a big and strong man, sitting there trembling?

You look like a fake.

At dusk, when the devil met the devil, the pheasant god finally showed his sight, dressed in bright red, and walked over like a human being, and Wang Buer's outstretched foot retracted immediately.

With the hijab, the God of Pheasant didn't realize that the bride was a counterfeit, so he held his hand affectionately and talked about love.

Wang Buer trembled when he heard the earthy love words.

Luke, who thought he was fighting alone, turned green and was nauseated by the operation of the pheasant god, but he didn't dare to turn against the pheasant god at all, so he cooperated with the pheasant god to go through the process of worship.

Luke was particularly nervous, because one part of the process was to lift the hijab. After the hijab was lifted, the pheasant god would reveal his true colors, and then eat the bride and take away the bride's soul.

As the process progressed, Luke's hands began to shake, and his fear was passed on to the pheasant god.

The God of Pheasant said affectionately: "Lady, don't be afraid, I won't treat you like those village girls, you are so beautiful, I will definitely treat you well..."

Even if you say that, Luke is not comforted at all!

He is a fake!

The Pheasant God stretched out his hand to the hijab, and Luke's sandbag-sized fist also clenched, waiting for the moment the Pheasant God lifted the hijab to hit it.

Before he could see the bride clearly, a sandbag hit his head and covered his face. God Pheasant was hit dizzily and took a step back.

After all, they are all the big bosses of the Xiaoshan Village expansion pack, how could they be defeated so easily?

The pheasant god took two steps back and found out the fact that the fake was there. He was furious and turned into a huge rooster angrily, and his voice became strange, "Where is my bride! You hid my bride Where did you go!"

The angry pheasant god flapped his wings and chased after Luke, trying to eat him, seeing that Luke was about to be eaten.

Holding something in one hand, Wang Buer shouted, "The bride is here!"

The Pheasant God looked over subconsciously, saw Ander behind Wang Buer, let out a happy chicken cry, flapped his wings and rushed over, and then...

No then.

Wang Buer looked at the right time and threw the special product he wanted from the village into the mouth of the pheasant god.

This pheasant god may not be a pheasant, he may have been a domestic chicken before, and he has the habit of being fed.

The thing that Wang Buer threw casually fell into the mouth of the Pheasant God. He didn't resist, and subconsciously gurgled and swallowed the special product.

Although he didn't know what he ate, he had a bad feeling. The God of Pheasant stopped, clutching his throat with the tips of his wings, trying to spit it out, but he ate too fast and couldn't spit it out at all.

The pheasant god asked, "What did you eat for me?"

"Does your stomach hurt now?" Wang Buer asked.

The Pheasant God felt it carefully, it seemed to be a little bit painful, and the pain became more and more painful, "What the hell did you eat for me!"

"It's just the original diapers from the home of the young child at the entrance of the village." Wang Buer replied.

The little boy ate a lot and well, and the output was also very good, but it was not easy to separate the dry from the wet. Wang Buer had already sacrificed a lot if he was willing to take this thing, and he couldn't ask for more.

The face of the pheasant god instantly turned green!

He screamed and fell to the ground.

Wang Buer, Ander, and Luke didn't do anything, just squatted aside to watch the fun, watched the pheasant god roll passionately on the ground, belched, and belched.

The ghosts of the brides enslaved by the pheasant god emerged one by one.

Because of the death of this pheasant god, these brides have no peace after death. They have been enslaved by this pheasant god, and they have accumulated a lot of resentment. Their first thought after they were free was to want revenge!

They want revenge on this pheasant god!We must also take revenge on the villagers who killed them!

The players who have already cleared the level gave a friendly reminder. The next scene is a bit bloody. These brides will eat this pheasant god alive, eat up its meat, and drink up its blood...

but……

The brides in front of Wang Buer and the others didn't want to do this.

No matter how much they lose their minds, they will never forget how this pheasant god died!

The last words left by the pheasant god before he died were "There is poison in the shit."

Although they said before that they wanted to devour the bloodthirsty meat of this pheasant...

But they can't ignore the urge in their hearts to do such a thing...

The brides took a deep look at Wang Buer, as if they wanted to remember this hero who hides poison in his shit, and then disappeared one by one.

From the looks of it, they seemed to be going back to the village to take revenge.

"Then what are we going to do next?" Luke kicked the big pheasant, taking it as a small revenge for running after you just now.

Wang Buer: "Wait."

The game task of exploring the small mountain village was completed long ago when the truth about the Mountain God Festival was known, and the follow-up tasks such as rescuing the innocent bride were also completed.

That pheasant god, if it didn't stink so badly and died dignifiedly, it would be a very good ingredient!

This is the biggest regret left by the Xiaoshan Village expansion pack to Wang Buer.

Such a big pheasant, even if it is specially bred, can't grow so big!

Anyway, it is also a god, and it should be a little different from ordinary chickens. I don't know if the pheasant god has any descendants...

Wang Buer promises that he will take good care of the offspring of the pheasant god, raise it into a chicken, pluck its feathers and eat meat...

The Unrepentant Pheasant God NPC: ...

I still want to miss my son after killing him!

You are such a poisonous player!

A huge psychological shadow was caused by Wang Buer's operation, and the Pheasant God npc still didn't know what kind of things those players who got inspiration from Wang Buer's live broadcast would do to him!

After half a month.

The official has made an announcement that the channel to obtain special products from Wang Ergou's house at the entrance of the village has been cancelled, and the behavior of feeding key npcs is prohibited, to protect the pheasant god, and to entertain you, me, and him. I wish all players a happy game!

Afterwards, the game production team contacted Wang Buer. Because there was no exam, they successfully contacted Wang Buer.

When Wang Buer saw the sender, he thought it was the game production team who invited him to participate in the internal test of the expansion pack. Before he clicked on it, he was ready to agree, and it turned out...

Not at all.

Did they come to invite Wang Buer to join their archaeological project?

Wang Buer's first reaction was that he had encountered an interstellar fraud.

Archaeological project?

WTF?How dare you invite Wang Buer with such courage?

Did he cheat all the money?

Will he be asked to pay registration fees and living expenses next?

Wang Buer is too idle to play with you!

So Wang Buer didn't ask what kind of archaeological project he was participating in, and chatted with the contact person in seven parts, as if he was really going to participate.

Anyway, it’s impossible to go, so let’s just talk about it like this.

The other party did a lot of homework, and the more he said it, the more it seemed true. Wang Buer casually pulled up a big banner, saying that he was too busy with his studies and could not participate in this project called the study of human Chinese history, and expressed regret .

In fact, he really wanted to participate, but the school didn't allow it!

After talking about it, Wang Buer put this matter behind him, but he didn't expect...

This thing turned out to be true...

The game production team belongs to the Blue Star Comprehensive College. It is a project led by the college's instructors and students. The main purpose is to study human history and culture. Making games to make money is mainly a matter of passing.

Supplementary expenses or something.

But I accidentally found a folk researcher (Wang Buer: You mean me?), who seems to have a certain understanding of human history and culture, and more importantly, can fill in their vacancies.

They have all been discovered and can they let it go?

That must be impossible!

And so the invitation came.

So, the teacher of Tata College was found.

So, so, so, Wang Buer knew it was true.

The tutor of Blue Star Comprehensive College sent Wang Buer an admission invitation through Tata College, which probably means to let Wang Buer take the special recruitment examination of their school, and if he passes, he will be able to enroll.

In particular, Blue Star Comprehensive College is an advanced education.

If Wang Buer can be admitted, it will save three years of time.

Wang Buer thought about it calmly. Although he didn't know where they knew that he had researched, but...

Take the test for free!

Even if you don't pass the exam, you don't lose anything.

Of course to try it out!

So Wang Buer took the test on Xingwang. The content of the test paper was quite simple. He took a language test and some other cultural things. Confused for a while.

Then, Wang Buer was admitted to Blue Star Comprehensive College with a score of 79.

The admission notice came so easily that Wang Buer suspected it was fake.

But after checking it on the education website, it turned out to be true!

The pie in the sky is really falling!It's still meat!