Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Cute and cute to protect dad?

Haven't you seen the set of operations that Wang Buer threatened before?

Dad rushing to the street is not as important as playing together!

If it weren't for Wang Buer's threat, they would definitely watch Wang Buer rush to the street!

However, if you are killed by a zombie in the early stage of the game, there is a 90.00% chance of becoming a zombie, and the player can still manipulate the character, which can be regarded as an extra life.

Of course, if this is the case, Wang Buer, a father, will definitely give these two unfilial sons deep love!

Unlimited Bamboo Shoots Fried Meat Buffet!

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

I am very angry!

Dad, am I still your own son!

Two little zombies who can't speak, only scream in anger, no one can understand you even if you complain.

Wang Buer shamelessly ignored their opinions.

However, sooner or later, a father who cheats his son will overturn his car!

No, you are out of luck...

On the quiet country road, Wang Buer was alone, and the two unfilial sons next to him could not give him any psychological comfort at all. Wang Buer tried to participate in the excitement of the barrage.

How do you say a famous saying?

The fun is theirs, I have nothing...

The audience didn't bring Wang Buer to play at all!

This is too much!

Is it true that Wang Buer can't do without you?

The narrow-minded Wang Buer directly ignored the request from the previous group leader, and turned off the bullet screen directly. What use is there for you to use the bullet screen that cannot protect the body!

In this indifferent world, only the two geese beside him can feel a little warm.

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

Did you make a mistake?

We are fucking zombies!

Since when is there such a thing as temperature!

But that doesn't matter!

Wang Buer hooked the necks of the two geese, a little reluctantly, but it doesn't matter!

"Goose, Daddy will teach you how to sing!" Ignoring the protests of the two poor geese, Wang Buer insisted on humming a song and forced his two sons to follow suit.

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

I do not!

Let's not say that we didn't want to learn to sing, even if we wanted to learn to sing, but your song is too ugly!

These two little zombies who haven't gone to school feel hot!Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room!

This is Wang Buer's singing debut in the live broadcast room, and the audience was shocked!I don’t even know how to post the barrage!

Wang Buer hinted that they could start to praise. After waiting for a long time, not only did he not praise, he didn't even say a word of complaints. Then he suddenly remembered that he had turned off the barrage not long ago, so he pretended that there was no such thing, Opened the barrage again.

The barrage of complaints filled the screen in an instant, and Wang Buer struggled to find the barrage in front of it, but...

No.

This hurts my self-esteem!

Don't you know that Wang Buer is very narrow-minded?

So his little hand that wanted to ban comments began to move again.

However, classmate Ander, who was far away on Meilixing, unintentionally saved everyone's right to speak.

Not long after Ander finished the exam, when he came out of the exam room, his optical brain reminded him that Buer was live broadcasting, and when Ander clicked in, he heard a little bit of Wang Buer's singing.

To be honest, with just one tone, you can't tell the good or the bad.

Ender still knew from the barrage that Fuji was singing just now.

He didn't think too much about it, so he sent a spaceship to Fuji, and boasted without thinking, "Buer, you sing very well."

The gold master fathers are all treated as VIPs. Their comments not only have a gold bonus, but they are also treated as the top treatment. No one can ignore Ender's nonsensical boast.

They were all shocked.

what's the fuсk! are you OK?

How can you say this kind of song that shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods?

Was it kidnapped by Buer?

If yes, please blink.

Under the effect of the addition, this nonsensical boast entered Wang Buer's eyes. Without looking at the ID, Wang Buer knew that it was from Ander, and immediately laughed, "Ender, come and watch the live broadcast." Is it okay? Is there no class next?"

Ender sent another spaceship: "There is no class, the rest is rest."

"Ander, don't send the spaceship, half of the credit points will be taken away by the platform, just transfer it to me." Wang Buer is stingy, and he cares about this very much.

This little Qian Ande didn't take it to heart, he was just worried that it would be a waste of time to find him in so many comments.

Can such a trivial matter be difficult for Wang Buer?

Of course not!

In his live broadcast room, does Ender need to be treated the same as others?

impossible!

Wang Buer added an administrator to Ander, so that no matter what, Wang Buer could see Ander's comments at a glance.

Save money and still be eye-catching.

"Ande, you just finished class, you should be very tired, go home and rest quickly, Xiao Er, Xiao An, say hello to your little dad." Wang Buer called two geese.

Xiao Er, Xiaoan: "Shhhhhhh."

Ender brushed a spaceship for the two geese, "Be good, don't make your dad angry, the spaceship will buy you snacks."

Ander's differential treatment is really enough, let's not talk about whether the two geese can buy food in the dungeon, but the two geese!

These are two geese!

Two geese for one spaceship? !

Is it my father?

In the live broadcast room, Ander gave Wang Buer two spaceships!In private, I don't know how many spaceships will be transferred to Wang Buer!

This differential treatment is simple!

And the spaceship given to the two geese, they couldn't draw it in the dungeon. After all, it was actually given to Wang Buer...

But Wang Buer is not such an inhuman guy anymore.

Although he received Goose's pocket money, he is still a member of the production team, shouldn't he be a little privileged?

Send some snacks to the two geese, open some buffs and so on, it's a breeze!

This picture of a harmonious family makes the audience very sour.

They just had one question, why not Er is the big daddy and Ender is the little daddy?

No matter how you look at it, this order should be reversed, no matter in terms of strength or height...

Of course, Wang Buer can explain this, and the reason is very simple.

This is of course because Wang Buer strongly urged him to be a big daddy!In addition to this, there is a good and sufficient reason.

They are arranged according to age.

But there is no need to explain these to everyone, Wang Buerchou shamelessly said that this is a small affair between him and Ander.

Yooooooo~

Little fun!

Are you so good at playing?

After dating for such a long time, I actually only kissed once, but Wang Buer has the courage to drive like this!

If he doesn't say it, who knows?

hey-hey……

Indulging in gags, Wang Buer almost forgot his business, the first family was ahead, and Wang Buer was going to tell them to hide at home and not to go out, and to block all the places where people could pass.

Because the zombies are coming, I have to tell them how to protect themselves after the zombies come...

Before he started talking, Wang Buer felt that this was a very huge project!

There are more than 40 households in this small village, so many people have to say it more than 40 times...

Not taking into account the time factor...

Wang Buer felt that he might not be able to.

But people with brains will not notify each household by themselves!

And he said, those villagers may not believe it, and finally ran all the way on the road to the street.

So Wang Buer is going to pull foreign aid.

You know, this is a small village, and there is a village head in a small village!

The village chief is old and authoritative. Even if other people don't believe him, he can force everyone to do so by relying on his seniority in the clan.

Of course, the premise is to convince the village chief.

As for how to persuade the village chief, Wang Buer smiled charmingly.

Xiaoer Xiaoan: Dad, can you stop flirting?

Also evil!

They didn't see it anyway.

Wang Buer pinned the village chief (a trembling old man) on the bed, "Uncle village chief!"

Uncle Village Chief:! ! !

It's pitch black, and I can't see anything clearly, just staring at me with two big black eyes, the village chief uncle almost didn't hold back his anger, what the hell!

When he saw the face of the person coming, the village head uncle almost died of anger, you brat!

I don't know if the old man becomes less courageous when he gets older!

Do you think he lived too long so you want to piss him off early?

The village head uncle soon found out that it was a trivial matter for Wang Buer to scare him in the middle of the night, and what he said was really deadly!

The village head uncle glanced at the two straight zombies behind Wang Buer, rolled his eyes, and almost didn't carry it.

Wang Buer, an inhumane guy, immediately held the village head uncle among the people, "Uncle! It's not time to be dizzy now! I have to tell everyone about this."

The village chief uncle was old and strong, and when he sat up without any clothes on, he began to order, "Fuer, you walk fast, take this gong, wake everyone up, and let everyone meet in the ancestral hall."

"No way, Uncle, isn't it easier for zombies to find people when they get together?"

"Are you stupid? He's just a zombie, there are so many of us!" Jiang is old and spicy, and the village head uncle has his own considerations, "Hurry up and call someone, it will be bad if it's too late."

"That's fine."

Wang Bu'er picked up the gong, and it felt like that. He banged it bang bang bang, and half the village heard it.

With the sound of clang clang clang clanging, Wang Buer alone made noises of ten people, which was very lively.

This gong sound is particularly safe!

Wang Buer felt that the zombies could be scared away!

Much more useful than two stinky geese!

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

No comments.

Since this thing is so useful...

can we take a break

Wang Buer: No.

The gong was beating in the middle of the night, and I knew that something big must have happened. In addition, Wang Buer knocked and yelled, and asked the whole village to bring hoes and so on to gather in the ancestral hall...

This must have happened!

Otherwise, can we do this?

When Wang Buer yelled, he also emphasized that it is best for everyone to walk together, it is safe!

It was also fortunate that Wang Bu'er had said so much, and a small group of people were so unlucky that they encountered that zombie.

Zombies are infinitely powerful, and they have been living for so long. Can you not be jealous when you see so many living people?

Coupled with the buff of infinite strength, several men managed to drive the zombies away, but even so, one or two of them were bitten.

I was so panicked!

but it does not matter!

Daoist Xu who didn’t hang up can be rescued for you!

After all, Daoist Xu is a professional, and he has prepared glutinous rice and everything. Of course, Daoist Xu will not prepare too much. After all, it is not unreasonable to carry a big bag of glutinous rice when chasing corpses.

Be prepared just in case.

That's enough to save three or four people.

Daoist Xu gave the two bitten people black faces!

He didn't expect that the long white path in his waves would overturn here?

People clerk?

I'm so pissed!

Those two brats almost got into big trouble, you know!

If it weren't for the speed with which Daoist Zhengqing wiped his butt, Daoist Xu would be the first to suffer from the dozens of zombies!

Consider again his drunken state.

He couldn't feel it when he was bitten!

Properly hit the street!

Daoist Xu was very angry!

Look at the crowd again, emmmmm?

Where are the two little bastards?

Why are you missing?

Could it be that he was hiding because he was afraid of being punished?

In fact, the two players, if you insist, can be regarded as hiding.

It was the big apprentice who ran back ahead of time. When he got the key from Daoist Zhengqing, he wondered why he was giving this to him. After being reminded by Daoist Zhengqing, he suddenly realized.

He obediently went to hide in the cage.

Thanks to his obedience, he sat in the cage to eat melons and watch the show when the zombies came.

What play are you watching?

The play of the little apprentice.

It feels so good to stay in the cage, the big apprentice thought comfortably.