Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Obviously, there were two people who could pant, but in the end, I was the only one who felt like being chased!

Do you know how painful it is!

The broken expression of the little apprentice can tell you the answer!

"Friend over there, hurry up and find a way to help!" The little apprentice ran around the cage, he was almost dying!

The eldest apprentice looked at ease and said in a troubled tone, "Even if you say that..." At this moment, it is difficult for him to think of any solution!

"I'm about to be caught up!" The little apprentice screamed like killing a chicken.

"Then let me think about it..." In the background sound of the little apprentice's screaming chicken, the big apprentice had a flash of inspiration, "Yes, you hold your breath first!"

Little Apprentice: ...

I'm exercising so hard!

You make me hold my breath? !

People work!

"Oh, don't run away, the monster won't be able to find you if you hold your breath!" the big apprentice yelled, grabbing the cage.

The little apprentice was dubious, but he had no other choice but to try, anyway, the worst thing would be to be caught up, and he was almost out of strength...

So the little apprentice held his breath.

Seeing that the zombie was about to pounce on the little apprentice, as soon as he stopped breathing, the zombie also stopped, but he didn't lose his goal just because he lost a breath.

Isn't there another one in the cage over there?

"Clang!"

"F*ck, shit, shit!!!!!!"

The zombie slammed into the cage, scaring the big apprentice to roll and crawl to the other side, "Is it so scary? Brother, you..." Are you suffering?

Huh?What about people?

The eldest apprentice turned his head, originally wanting to seek psychological comfort from the younger apprentice, but what about this person?

Little Apprentice: Thank you brother for attracting monsters, I will take the first step without protection, bye~

Great Apprentice: ...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"Why leave him alone!

He can't bear it here alone!

That zombie kept bumping into the cage!

This cage looks very fragile!

Shouldn't it be crashed? !

Think of this possibility!The big apprentice showed a terrified expression, he finally understood the mood of the little apprentice just now...

TAT

Frightened, the big apprentice remembered the trick of holding his breath, but...

He found that this trick didn't seem to work well if it was used too much.

That zombie didn't know why, even though he had no target, he still refused to leave!

This is very infuriating!

Don't you know that an ordinary person can't hold his breath for too long?

then……

The zombie who was dangling dangling and was about to reach the door suddenly bumped back.

Big Apprentice: My baby is suffering...

I can only hope this broken cage lasts a little longer.

The big apprentice hugged his fat self and shrank in the middle of the cage, praying that Bu Er could come and save him sooner...

At this moment, the little apprentice had already left the Taoist temple and set off to the ancestral hall cautiously. He was very scared, but after thinking about it, he felt that it would be safer in a crowded place.

When he came to the gate of the ancestral hall in fear...

The one who opened the door was a pale-faced zombie?

Seeing the little apprentice, the zombie bared two pointed canine teeth at him.

The little apprentice didn't lose his temper on the spot.

"Let me see who is here?" Wang Buer stuck out a head from Xiaoer's shoulder, before he could see who was coming?

The dissatisfied Xiaoan has already stretched out his hand to scratch Wang Buer's head.

"I know, I know, I'll move my head away right away! Come in."

After letting the little apprentice in, Wang Buer closed the door and said, "You are also a player, have you met anyone else?"

This expansion is a 3vs3 battle mode for the time being. There are two apprentices and a random villager on the living side, and three random zombies on the zombie side. There is nothing special about it.

Those three zombie players should be able to gain control of their bodies when the spell is removed, but...

Probably because of Grandma Liu's mentality, they were busy watching the fun and forgot about the game, so not long after they started the game, Taoist Master Zhengqing and Wang Bu'er joined hands and arrested them one by one.

The only zombie that escaped was just a simple npc...

After facing the wall for a long time, finally liberated the result?

back again?

Zombie players can be said to be very depressed!

Production team members: ...

What happened to the sudden feeling that zombie players are a bit pitiful?

But what does this have to do with them?

They have tried their best to make the game fair, but you players are too good.

The npcs have escaped for such a long time, who is to blame for you being imprisoned?

The good thing about this game is that if any one of them is offline, it will not affect the game process of the other party. If the zombie player here is offline, isn't there an npc who is carrying the banner of the zombie camp?

As for how long this big flag can resist...

Don't be too embarrassing for the poor innocent little zombie.

According to the personality settings of the characters, as long as Daoist Xu and Daoist Zhengqing have no gg, it is generally not the turn of the villagers to come forward, and they will directly order the apprentices if they need younger brothers.

However, maybe this year's apprentices are too useless, and the ceiling of force can't be moved, so Daoist Zhengqing bypassed him and chose Wang Buer, and Daoist Zhengqing asked Wang Buer to protect the villagers here.

Wang Buer has no objection, after all, he brought two human figures to hang himself.

Even if the single zombie came to his door, Wang Buer was not afraid.

3vs1 if you have the ability!

Who is afraid of who!

It was out of such considerations that Daoist Zhengqing took away the young apprentice and left Wang Buer behind.

But in this way, wouldn't the game have nothing to do?

Wang Buer's live broadcast is not just for playing games!

Propaganda is the number one priority, remember?

Wang Buer: To be honest, I just remembered it.

Conscience found out that Wang Buer wanted to interact with the audience, but the audience was very skilled in self-promotion and didn't need Wang Buer to intervene, so...

Let it go.

To protect the villagers, one Xiaoan or Xiaoer is enough to stay, and it is a waste to stay two. Wang Buer plans to interview zombie players for publicity. This is a very dangerous behavior, so a bodyguard must be brought.

But who to choose?

Wang Buer wants to choose Xiao Er.

Xiao An stared at him.

All right, all right, Dad understands your filial piety, then choose Xiao Er next time, let's choose Xiao An first this time.

So Xiao Er glared at him.

Wang Buer: ...

Could this mean that neither of them wanted to accompany him?

Xiao Er and Xiao An held hands with great difficulty, and their refusal was beyond words.

Yes, that's what you think!

Wang Buer: ...

Rebelling against my son breaks my heart.

There was no way, the old father started on the road chirping and crookedly.

Well, without bodyguards, he can only do some self-defense, I hope it will come in handy.

Arriving at the place where Daoist Xu was staying, the surrounding was quiet and a little scary, Wang Buer poked his head out and stretched out the lantern, as if there was nothing moving, safe.

"But these zombies standing here motionless are still terrifying!" Although Wang Buer shouted scary, his movements were completely different.

He lifted a spell cheaply, and brought the oil lamp close to the zombie's face, so that everyone could see what the zombie looked like.

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the zombie's eyeballs rolled around?

Wang Buer shook his hand holding the oil lamp, almost burning the spell on the zombie's head.

This zombie is too spiritual!

It doesn't affect the eyeballs after death, is it so powerful?

The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked.

After calming down, Wang Buer picked up the spell again and asked, "Are you a player? If so, let me see if you cross your eyes."

The zombie player froze.

He may not quite understand the meaning of cross-eyed.

Wang Buer acted for him, "Neng, it's like this. If you are a player, you can learn it. If not, I will burn it for you."

Zombie Player: ! ! ! !

I am I am!

I am a player!

But how to get this cross-eyed!

I won't!

The oil lamp was getting closer and closer, and seeing that the zombie player was about to be burned, in desperation, the zombie player broke through his potential and performed a cross-eyed show for Wang Buer.

Wang Buer couldn't hold back, and almost burned the charm on the zombie's head again.

With things like cross-eyed, no matter how superb a male god makes such an action, it will suddenly add a bit of rusticity, let alone a mediocre little zombie?

It's as if the Horror Channel has inserted Northeast Errenzhuan all of a sudden.

It depends on whether you like it or not, but the atmosphere of terror is gone at all.

Wang Buer chuckled, and the zombie players facing the wall felt insulted again.

Although the other two zombie players did not personally experience this humiliation, they also made up their minds that they would never let that person get his wish!

They made up their minds to play dead.

So, Wang Buer asked several zombie npcs, "Are you a player? If you are a player, just roll your eyes and cross your bloody eyes and show me..."

Finally, in front of the second zombie player, "You..."

Zombie players looked at Wang Buer dully, and when they were waiting for Wang Buer to ask that question, they got a sentence, "You...are a player, right?"

The zombie player froze.

How did you know?

Wang Buer didn't tell him. If he told him, how would he catch the third zombie player?

So using the same method, Wang Buer caught the three players.

In fact, the method is also very simple. Wang Buer cast so many spells, zombie npcs all have their eyes closed, only you players will stare with big eyes, wanting to see who the living players are, you know Whoever takes revenge at that time will be able to find the right target.

Is Wang Buer the one who creates chances to overturn?

He can.

So as soon as he reached out, he lifted the spell of one of the zombie players.

That is to say, the player was unresponsive, and before he realized that he could move, he raised his hand stupidly and jumped for a while. After that, Wang Buer put the spell on him again.

Take it off, put it on, take it off, put it on...

Zombie players are distorted in poses like disco soul dancers.

What does Murphy's Law say?

If there is a chance that things will go wrong, no matter how small the possibility, it will happen.

Didn't Wang Buer overturn?

The movement did not keep up, and Wang Buer's spell brushed the zombie player's forehead and stuck to his arm. Do you think it is useful?

Can't you tell by the raised arms of zombie players?

Zombie players are angry!

He strangled Wang Buer's neck, trying to bite Wang Buer and turn him into a zombie, but do you still remember the little protection that Wang Buer made before he set off?

The zombie player bit Wang Buer's thick scarf.

Wang Buer didn't want to become like this, but his strength didn't allow it!

Zombie players tried their best to wrap the bib around Wang Buer's neck, but the guy's bib was wrapped too thickly. With the zombie's joints, he couldn't do such delicate work!

then……

Zombie players struggled to bite Wang Buer's neck.

If Wang Buer held his breath again, the zombie players would be completely lost.

I am very angry!

I really want to flip the table!

"Shhhhhhhh!" the zombie player cursed!

But the other party can't understand the swear words, which makes people even more angry!

Wang Buer is also very worried, what should I do if the subject of this interview can't understand?

Can the interview work still be carried out?

"Can you write? I really can't understand what you say." Wang Buer handed over the paper and ink thoughtfully, and then Wang Buer reaped a large sheet of wonderful national curses.