Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

The man who teamed up with Wang Buer was called Yuli. In order to decide their direction, the two found a twig, touched the soft soil by the river, and began to recall the map they had seen before.

Wang Buer thought beautifully, he recalled half, and Yuli recalled half again, and then they were added together to form the whole map.

however……

Wang Buer may have forgotten that there are many possibilities for this half and half. Who can guarantee that half of Wang Buer and half of Yuli can add up to the whole map?

You, Wang Buer, ask yourself, have you memorized as many maps as half of them!

Wang Buer: No.

You can't remember it yourself, so why do you think others can remember it?

Wang Buer's memory is a bit poor, he can only remember a general idea, but Yuli's memory is even worse, he didn't even remember the general idea, so he just signed up.

According to Yuli's own description, he planned to use his fists all the way through.

Wang Buer had no way to evaluate this behavior, so he could only applaud him.

Things returned to the original place like this, Wang Buer couldn't help sighing, if Xiao Er or Xiao An could be here at this time...

Is this still a problem?

Yuli: "Who are Xiao Er and Xiao An?"

Wang Buer: My two sons.

Not long after Wang Buer finished speaking, he saw that Yuli's eyes gradually became warmer, a little hot...

There should be nothing wrong with what he just said...

Why is this man looking at him like that?

Then the next second, Wang Buer's hand was caught by Yuli. Wang Buer was shocked and wanted to shake off the man's hand, but failed because his strength was not as strong as Yuli.

"If you have anything to say, just say it! Don't hold my hand!" This posture is easy to misunderstand!

Wang Buer is a person with seniors and juniors!

Reputation matters!

"Okay! That's amazing!" Yuli looked at Wang Buer adoringly, "You are so much younger than me, yet you already have sons! There are two more!"

"Is there any problem?"

Yuli took a step closer, "Can you teach me the secret of courting a partner?"

Wang Buer: ...

The misunderstanding is resolved, but...

How could Wang Buer know the answer to this kind of question?

Isn't it natural to be able to catch up with a partner?

The alliance will not set up a pursuit course!

Some people may be genetically destined to be single.

As a person who had two sons at a young age, Wang Buer probably wouldn't understand the feelings of such a person. Wang Buer said comfortingly: "You will have a partner or something when you are old. Don't worry too much about it." Too demanding."

Wang Buer's words were extremely lethal, and they touched the hearts of countless people at the same time.

To be honest, people who have so much time to watch the live broadcast, there is a high probability...

There is no such thing as a partner.

If so, I would have gone with my partner long ago, why are you still watching the live broadcast lonely here?

Aren't you happy with stuffed stuffed sauce?

Of course, both couples like to watch this live broadcast exception.

All the singles present had the same question and wanted to ask Wang Buer, Buer, how old is the age you mentioned? !

Can you tell them, at least let them know that they have to wait a few years for themselves!

Yuli also has the heart of a majority of single dogs, so he asked Wang Buer this way, and Wang Buer replied, "Let it be as it is, I can't say for sure, we are still competing, or Let’s focus on the game.”

Wang Buer drew the approximate outline he had written down on the ground, "It would be great if I could know which direction this big river is..."

"In this case, the aquatic plants may know." Yuli jumped into the water, beat the crocodile, and then brought a kind of aquatic plants from the bottom of the river, "This kind of aquatic plants will grow in the direction of the water flow, it is very likely the direction of the great river."

It seemed to make sense, Wang Buer thought about it for three seconds and decided to adopt it!

His luck may not be very good after it expires. Instead of choosing a random direction to test his bad luck, it is better to listen to Yuli.

Go all the way in the direction of the aquatic plants.

Even if the direction of progress is really wrong, Wang Buer will not regret it, this is his own decision!

But before setting off, I have a question, "There are aquatic plants to help you guide the way, how did you get lost among the fish?"

Yuli replied confidently, "If I knew how to get lost, I wouldn't get lost!"

It made sense, but Wang Buer couldn't refute it.

Forget it, let's hurry up... let's rest here.

Now that the sky is dark, instead of continuing on the road, it is better to take a good rest and go on the road the next day. He found a place to sleep at random, and there was a small grass under his body. The tip of the grass poked Wang Buer's back. Not as comfortable as expected.

But after all, he was in the wild, and Wang Buer was already mentally prepared, so he wasn't that sad, just a little...

The mount that he sent to the door has been harassing him.

Probably because of bad eyesight, he regarded his hair as grass and kept gnawing on it.

Wang Buer decided to forgive it. After all, if you have good eyesight, you can't take the initiative to send it to him as a mount, right?

As for the bad eyesight and the matter of treating his hair like grass, wouldn't it be better for Wang Buer to change the direction of his head?

So Wang Buer turned his head around, and the mount followed, pinching Wang Buer's head precisely, Wang Buer changed again, and the mount followed...

Wang Buer: ...

He was a little suspicious that the wild horse's eyes were not bad, but too good!

Is his hair so delicious!

Why keep chewing!

Mustang NPC: Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!

Bai Maoqiu still needed to check other NPCs, so he gave the wild horse an order. The wild horse with no brains just remembered to get Wang Buer to the escape point as soon as possible, but didn't consider that it was time to rest now that it was dark.

So, the wild horse, who didn't understand the language, just harassed Wang Bu'er all night.

Wang Buer had no choice but to go offline and sleep.

Not to mention, although the process was not very good, as far as the result is concerned, Wang Buer slept very soundly, which is a good thing.

Wang Buer also took the opportunity of going offline to watch Ander's live broadcast room. The progress of Ander's side is very smooth, and his performance is very stable. There must be no problem in making it to the finals.

Comrade Wang's situation is also good. Among the three, Wang Buer is the worst...

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

They had already given up on Wang Buer's live broadcast room, and focused on Wang Buyi and Ander's live broadcast room. They were very curious about how Dad won the championship last year.

About this matter...

It's not a secret, but it's still hard to tell in front of my son!

Wang Buer chose to shut up, and forcibly turned off the optical brain, forcing them to sleep on the grounds that good children should go to bed early and get up early.

After going online the next day, Wang Buer, who drank a quarter of the nutrient solution, decided to set off with great energy!

After finally being able to fulfill his order, the wild horse npc waited for Wang Buer to sit on his back, and then ran wildly, but...

There is a fish next to it.

Fish is not a human being, the planet he lives on is water, and he has great advantages in water, but on land...

Compared with Wang Buer, the advantage is still great.

After all, not everyone can do a crocodile swim.

So Wang Buer discussed with him, and the two of them rode the horse together. Anyway, this horse is so big that two people can sit on it. Yuli readily agreed, looking eager to try.

He hadn't sat on a land animal yet!

I don't know what kind of feeling it will be?

Yuli is looking forward to it so much, you horse npc is so uncooperative, I haven't even got on a horse in Yuli, you just want to run?

dream!

With quick eyes and quick hands, Yuli reached out and grabbed the horse's tail. The Wild Horse NPC never thought of such a trick!

The tail was caught, and he kicked subconsciously, but he missed the kick, but his tail was pulled even harder.

Just... a little pain in the ass.

Yuli borrowed some strength, jumped onto the horse's back, and sat behind Wang Buer. He was very happy and waited for the wild horse to run.

But things will not go so smoothly.

Although the wild horse started to run, who said that he would definitely go in the direction of the escape point?

How does he know so much about a Mustang?

The wild horse ran for only a few seconds, and Wang Buer felt that this direction was a big mistake, but helplessly, he couldn't control the wild horse!

It can only let him run wildly.

So, sometimes strength is indispensable.

You see, if Wang Buer beats the wild horse right now, won't he be obedient?

It's a pity that Wang Buer can't do it, but Yuli can.

After being hammered wildly by Yuli, Ye Ma finally became obedient, honestly pointing where to go, if he went wrong, Yuli's slap would fall on the horse's ass.

Wang Buer was on the side, looking a little sympathetic, but...

The wild horse that has been beaten is especially easy to use!

Wang Buer couldn't help thinking: If he had been beaten earlier, wouldn't Wang Buer have to endure being gnawed on his hair?

Thinking about it this way, he couldn't feel any sympathy for the wild horse being beaten, and he even wanted to give Yuli a thumbs up.

A horse is a good mount, and it can run more than [-] kilometers a day. If Wang Buer and Yuli can bear it, it is actually no problem to run [-] kilometers.

But the problem is that Wang Buer and Yuli couldn't help it!

After getting off the horse, Wang Buer became a crab leg, and Yuli couldn't help but help the horse to vomit.

It didn't look like they could continue on the road, so the two decided to sit on the ground and rest.

Yuli had lingering fear on his face, "I didn't expect animals on land to ride like this. You guys are so amazing that you can hold back!"

Wang Buer just wanted to admire Yuli, who was obviously sitting on the same horse, his thighs were red, and it hurt when he accidentally touched it, but there was nothing wrong with Yuli.

If possible, Wang Buer would like to exchange it with Yuli!

Yuli also thought so.

For Yuli, not being able to eat is sickness, and sickness is death. Compared with death, a little pain is nothing!

Fish can bear it.

He used his own theory to convince Wang Buer that what is just a small setback is nothing, we must use our willpower to overcome it and overcome it...

However, Yu Li got used to this feeling while riding a horse while being dizzy, but what about Wang Buer?

The condition of the skin not only did not improve, but became more serious.

Wang Buer regretted it very much. You said he was a rookie human being, why did he compare himself with these people?

Don't you know that there is a fundamental gap between them!

For the oolong he caused, Yuli felt very guilty, and he wanted to make up for it, but Yuli in the game was poor and white, not as rich as Wang Buer, at least he still had a group of horses with bad eyesight.

Although Yuli is poor, he has great strength.

The crocodile escape at the beginning left a deep impression on Wang Buer.

So Yuli decided to bring back a lot of meat for Wang Buer, eat more, and the injury would be healed.

Grasslands have the most grass. If there is more grass, there will be more herbivores. The fish is not very clear whether these animals can be eaten, but if they are caught, there will always be one that can eat.

Therefore, Wang Buer received rabbits, snakes, sheep, cows, fish, crocodiles...

The crocodile looks hideous, no matter how you look at it, you can't eat it!

Wang Buer declined Yuli's kindness, saying that he could just eat rabbits, and started to clean up the rabbits with the knife in his hand.

It is troublesome to watch while squatting in a fish biting raw fish.

Not only did he have to peel the skin, but he also had to remove the internal organs, clean it, and put it on something. It was such a hassle to eat, no wonder he was so weak.