Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

With the rotation of Wang Bu's second wrist, the fat on the rabbit was licked by the tongue of fire, and the fat slowly seeped out, and the fat dripped slowly along the rabbit meat, and fell on the burning wood...

The fish sniffed and suddenly felt that the fish in his mouth was no longer fragrant.

He forgot how disgusted he was before, and those little eyes were completely glued to the barbecue on Wang Bu's second hand.

Not afraid of the heat, Wang Buer pinched a small piece of rabbit meat with his index finger and thumb, and tore it off with a little force. The fish could clearly see that when the meat was torn apart, the shredded meat and meat The intertwining of threads.

Yuli's gaze followed the piece of rabbit meat into Wang Buer's abyssal mouth.

"It tastes good, do you want to try it?" Wang Buer was polite.

Yu Li gulped down a mouthful of saliva, stretched out his hand to catch it, "Okay...okay."

Wang Buer also handed the rabbit over, and just before Yuli's hand was about to touch the rabbit meat and was scalded, Wang Buer lightened his hand, Yuli's eyes darkened, and the barbecue disappeared.

Yuli:? ? ?

What about his big piece of barbecue?

He hasn't touched it yet!

Why is it gone!

Yuli was stunned, he stared at the meat thief fiercely, he was a bit unlucky meat thief.

Doesn't he know that freshly grilled meat is very hot?

Even if Wang Buer has been trained, he was burned when he tore the meat just now, but he just held back. You, an untrained star who doesn't know who you are, dare to pick up the meat with your bare hands with such courage?

He Wang Buer respects him as a man!

But big brother, are you ready for the wrath of the fish?

Wang Buer looked sympathetically at the meat thief who was scalded but was unwilling to throw away the barbecue. He could only jump and howl, and mourned for him for three seconds, so Wang Buer gave up the battlefield.

Well, this kind of hands-on work is not very suitable for a rookie like him, just watch the show on the sidelines.

Being snatched by the tiger, Yuli's eyes were red with anger. He rushed over and fought with the meat thief. One was strong and the other ran fast. Suddenly, it was difficult to tell the winner.

Perhaps in the eyes of the parties concerned, their war is very fierce and gradually approaching white-hot, but...

In the eyes of passer-by Wang Buer, in fact...

A little boring.

When these two people were chasing each other and having fun, Wang Buer had already roasted the second piece of meat, but he didn't seem to find it there. Wang Buer was enjoying their pecking each other while eating the barbecue.

Not to mention, it's still a little comfortable.

Wang Buer wiped the oil from his mouth, burped, looked at the two people who were still beating over there and asked, "Well, I can bake another portion of the fish, do you want it?"

"Yes!" Yuli answered the question without delaying his fight, "I'll go back and eat after I win this meat thief."

"Then you finish quickly."

"I'll be fine soon." Yuli replied loudly.

"Hey, hey, it's just a piece of meat, isn't it? Didn't your companion get another piece for you?" Although Yuli couldn't beat him, Yuli kept pestering him unyieldingly. Small annoyance.

Anyway, the meat has already been eaten by him. It is quite cost-effective to apologize and get rid of this guy. "Hey, can I apologize to you? If you keep pestering me, you can't eat meat."

"No, you have to pay for it! That's my prey!"

The meat thief was a little surprised: "It's just that simple?" Seeing Yuli's entanglement, he thought Yuli would beat him up before he was reconciled.

"Ok!"

After paying the gift and apologizing, why is Yuli still entangled with this person? It's not that Yuli has too much strength and no place to use it. As for beating people to vent his anger, he doesn't have that much leisure.

Then the battle, which lasted for more than an hour, ended inexplicably.

The meat robber beat two rabbits again and returned to Yuli all the time. He wanted Yuli to roast the other one.

While gnawing on the grilled meat at a suitable temperature, the fish said, "You have to talk to Fuji about this, he grilled the meat."

"Aren't you..." The meat snatcher could tell that there was a huge disparity in strength between Wang Buer and Yuli. In this kind of situation where one is strong and the other is weak, the weak usually depends on the strong.

The weak have no right to speak, and everything is decided by the strong.

That's why the meat thief, knowing that the meat was roasted by Wang Buer, bypassed him and asked Yuli. He felt that Wang Buer was using this method in exchange for Yuli's protection.

"Then Buer, can you help me deal with this rabbit in the same way?" asked the meat thief.

"I don't." Wang Bu'er can't do anything, No. 1 top iron.

It's just a game, who is more noble than who?

Don't be a king, but you can't tell what this person means.

You are just a contestant, I was last year's champion!

You are amazing, you are amazing, have you ever won a championship?

Even if my championship has a lot of luck, I am still a champion!

You are powerful and capable, you can also win a championship!

I still despise Wang Buer for being weak, and Wang Buer also despises everyone present here as garbage who has never won a championship!

Sitting on the side eating meat obediently, but being innocent in the fish that was injured by Wang Buer's map gun:? ? ?

The angry meat thief asked Yuli: "Aren't you angry when he said that?" Letting such a weak thing bounce on his head?

If it was him, he would have been eliminated long ago. Can this be tolerated?

Cue's Yuli recalled Wang Buer's taunt, "No, what Buer said is the truth." He really didn't win the championship, "But Buer, I don't like the word rubbish very much, can I Don't use that word to describe me?"

Wang Buer made a gesture, indicating that there is no problem.

Lying flat and ridiculing is not what a meat thief would do, he launched a counterattack: "Even if you win the championship, so what? You don't have the honor that a champion should have. What kind of champion are you?"

"Then I am also the champion, if you are not convinced, you also come!"

The meat snatcher said angrily: "I don't care for this kind of champion! Unless you can defeat me, I will not recognize you as the champion!"

Wang Buer is emmmmm...

This meat thief looks very mature, and the way he speaks...

Why do you look like a primary school student?

These three words were pasted on the meat thief's forehead, and Wang Buer suddenly felt a little bit of an adult's superiority, "Children, you are not the champion if you don't admit it."

"Guess that the [-] million credit points I got into the account are not happy to spend?"

Wang Buer's words instantly caused countless critical strikes!

This is the dirty world of adults!

Honor or something, rich and fragrant?

The stench of copper from adults pollutes the innocent world of elementary school students in an instant.

Wang Buer stuffed a large mouthful of lemon into the mouths of all the viewers who were watching the live broadcast, and they were so sour that they shed tears of poverty.

hateful!They also want to have such happiness!

No, you are too much!

"Then... so what! It's just credit points!" It's just that these three words make meat robbers feel a little bit guilty, [-] million credit points, no matter what, it's more than nothing. !

He doesn't even have that much pocket money!

But so what!Can money be exchanged for power?

There is a golden mountain but no strength to protect the golden mountain. In the end, we can only watch the golden mountain be taken away!This is what meat robbers have always known, but in the era of alliances, money can really do whatever they want!

And what about grabbing gold mountains, have you asked about the alliance law?

At this time, there should be a song of tears behind bars.

"The honor and fame of being a champion... are priceless treasures, even [-] million credits can't be exchanged!"

Wang Buer chuckled: "Then I will offer you 5000 million credits to sell you the title of champion. Do you want to buy it?"

The meat robber was at a loss for words, how could he buy such a thing!

Also, he doesn't have that much money.

Wang Bu'er was too lazy to crush the elementary school students, he waved his hand, wanting to dismiss the meat robber, "I'm very busy, I don't have time to argue with you, kid, please go away, or I will let Yuli beat you gone."

"Do you still eat fish?"

Yuli nodded obediently: "Eat!"

The two of them ignored the meat thief. The meat thief wanted to turn his back on him, but he didn't know why, and suddenly became complacent, and played tactics against Wang Buer.

"You were lucky last time, and you were lucky enough to win the championship, but this time is different. With my brother and I here, the championship must be ours!"

The meat thief was playing tactics, but his eyes were glued to the barbecue in Wang Bu's second-hand hands. When he said the last word, he swallowed suspiciously, "You guys just waste your time here! I'm going to eat it!" !"

Wang Buer: ...

He didn't seem to notice that he made a typo?

But this is not important.

He seems to know exactly where he should go.

Wang Buer stuffed the uncooked meat into the fish, and the fish didn't dislike it at all, and he took a bite without refusing to come, quite satisfied with the taste.

"Let's get on the horse quickly and keep up with that..." Wang Buer suddenly realized that after arguing with that elementary school student for a long time, he didn't even know the guy's name.

But this kind of thing is not important.

"Let's quickly follow him!"

He must have a clue!

"Oh!"

10 minutes……

half an hour……

One hour……

Meat Thief: ...

Do you think I am blind?

Followed so close I can't see it at all?

The meat thief originally didn't want to argue with the other party so early, but the other party went too far, he couldn't bear it!

Wang Buer: Have you forgotten the quarrel just now?

"Don't follow me!"

"The place is so big, who stipulates that we are following you? We are just walking on the same way to the escape point." Wang Buer learned this trick from ancient literature.

This paradox...

When I watched it at the time, Wang Buer was astonished as a heavenly man!

If this trick is used to annoy people, it will definitely be useful!

Sure enough, the meat robber was furious.

"Who said I'm going to the escape point! I'm going in this direction next!" The meat robber pointed in another direction, trying to lure Wang Buer to the wrong direction, "This is what I want to do." The direction to go, if you follow me, you are following me!"

In order to successfully lure Wang Buer, the meat robber did what he said and really walked in that direction.

Meat robbers have already thought about it, don't you like to follow?

Then I will let you follow, take you in the wrong direction, and then get rid of you!

You won't be able to make it to the finals hahaha...

Wang Buer stared at the meat robber's face, he seemed to be so proud that he was about to laugh...

Wang Buer ignored the joy of the meat thief, and through the performance of the meat thief, he determined the direction of the escape point and headed in that direction without looking back.

The meat thief originally thought that Wang Buer was playing him, and wanted to reverse it, but when he saw Wang Buer and Yuli's back going farther and farther, he was finally free.

Get back on the right path quickly.

By the way, because the escape point is in that direction and the destination is the same, the routes of the meat thief and Wang Buer began to overlap...

then……

Meat robbers have had a rough time.

Not only do you have to endure the temptation at mealtimes, but you also have to feel the anger of being ridiculed when the provocation fails. Occasionally, you are successfully provoked by Wang Buer and become Wang Buer's tool man, taking the initiative to solve the troubles that come to your door.

He is unaware of this, and prides himself on his great strength.

Wang Buer's evaluation of him is that he is a very simple and easy-to-use tool man.

He had no idea that Wang Buer had seen through his greedy nature!

I still thought that the barbecue I ate later was snatched by my own strength.

For this, the fish has something to say: How is this possible?

This is nothing more than a carrot hanging in front of a donkey.

you think too much.