The senior next door is a penguin

Lu Guo no way no way

Comfort yourself, why others can see it at a glance, but that person has never found out.

He took the breakfast and went to the woods yesterday, found the open space yesterday, and then sat down to eat breakfast quietly.

After eating breakfast, maybe I woke up too early,

He was a little sleepy, so he simply lay down and took a nap. It was obvious that the environment was so harsh, there were so many mosquitoes, he was bitten if he wore too little clothes, and it was hot if he wore too much, but Lu Guo felt very at ease.

In the United States, in the Chen family, in Qi Kou Kou's villa, there is unprecedented peace of mind.

This sleep went straight to three o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Guo got up and patted the dirt on his body, but he didn't rush to leave, but turned his head to look at the open space, and started talking to himself.

"I'm sorry, my promise may not be fulfilled." His voice was ethereal and sad, "I once promised that no matter what the price, I would do it, but I don't want to take revenge on them."

"It's boring, don't they just want my heart to save their little son, I stay away from them, and I will never come back if I stay far away, so they can't do anything to me, I don't want to waste it with them anymore It's time, I want to leave, and leave with Qi Koukou."

"However, if that promise, that dream, is to be fulfilled, my identity must be exposed, but I don't want to, I don't want to have anything to do with the Chen family, so I can only renege on my promise and give up my dream."

"sorry."

On the way back, every step of Lu Guo was very difficult. He only ate a little something in the morning, but he still didn’t feel hungry. When he stepped into the house, he found that the lights in the house were on.

There are thieves?Don't make trouble, there has been no one here for so many years. In the true sense, there are only four walls, so how could there be thieves.

Lu Guo lazily pushed open the door, he couldn't help but froze when he saw the person coming, even though he was froze, the corners of his mouth were raised.

The god of death is right, this person can indeed affect his mood.

Qi Koukou was sitting cross-legged on the sofa of Lu Guo's house like an old lady, with a wrinkled face like a little old man, when he saw Lu Guo came back, he jumped off the sofa and rushed over.

"Tell me! Who was that woman yesterday!"

Lu Guo just looked at him and didn't speak.

The less he spoke, the more angry he became, and he spun around on the ground with his hands behind his back, "Look at you! You hooked up with a little girl after only walking for a day, and if it's a week apart, you still can't bring me a harem back! You Can you save me some snacks every day?"

Lu Guo felt that he looked like Song Xiaobao.

"Say! Explain to me, who is that woman!"

There was no smile on the corner of Lu Guo's mouth, not because of Qi Kou Kou's questioning, but because he thought of something.

Sometimes, Lu Guo actually hates that he is so smart, because he is smart, so he can think of that right away. If he is a little stupid and doesn't realize it at all, maybe he will be much happier.

Lu Guo didn't speak, took out the bottle of mineral water he bought yesterday from under the cabinet, walked towards the inner room, and as expected saw Lu Zhe sitting in the room, still dressed in black, black shoes, black trousers, black pullover, pullover The hat was still on his head.

Lu Guo handed him the water.

Lu Zhe just sat quietly, looking in one direction at random, seeing him coming, then he turned his attention to Lu Guo, took the water, unscrewed the cap, and took a big gulp.

Qi Koukou, who was ignored, was very dissatisfied, and rushed to Lu Guo's side, "How do you know he's here?"

Lu Guo glanced at him sideways.

Yes, don’t you know, yesterday you were still in your original form in the video, but today you came here in human form again, how did you get on the train?Someone must have helped him.

In this world, apart from those gods, ghosts and immortals, there is himself, and there is only one Lu Zhe who can restore him to his human form.

"What are you doing here?" Lu Guo asked.

"Of course I'm here to look for you!" Qi Koukou jumped up and said, "You don't answer your phone and you don't answer your WeChat messages, and there is a little girl calling you, so why don't I come! If I don't come, my head will be green!"

"Isn't your head already green?"

"What?" Qi Koukou quit, "Who? Is that the little girl? Who is she?"

Lu Guo glanced at Lu Zhe, didn't speak, and walked out of the room.

"It's rare to have a guest at home, so I'll go out to buy groceries."

Qi Koukou was busy chasing him out, but he didn't wear shoes. By the time he put on his shoes and chased him out, Lu Guo had already disappeared, so he could only wait at home.

Half an hour later, Lu Guo came back with the rice and vegetables he had bought, and went straight to the kitchen.

Qi Koukou must have followed him in. As for Lu Zhe, he stayed in that room and never came out.

Seeing Lu Guo busy washing rice there, Qi Kou Kou couldn't help, he could only lean against the door and whine there.

"Little one, let me tell you, women are not good at all (I even want to hack this penguin to death), you see, they are not as tall as me, not as handsome as I am, not as cute as me, and they are so weak that they can't hold you, they are weak Fucking, one slap will smear it, and I always like to smear my face, how ugly, and besides eating and eating, I buy, buy, buy and buy. It’s too prodigal. It’s better for me, so you don’t like women, heterosexuals It’s a road of no return, and it’s the right track for you to come back quickly.”

Lu Guo concentrated on washing the rice. He only had one hand to use, so he washed slowly.

Lu Guo said: "The fish money you eat every day is no less than what they buy." What's more, they don't buy and buy every day, but you eat and eat every day.

……

"Don't care about these details," Qi Koukou waved his hand with a dry smile, "Anyway, I forgive you for hooking up with the little girl this time, and you won't do it next time, you know, if you do this again, I will lock you up and let you You can only see me every day! Only talk to me!"

Lu Guo started to wash the vegetables, "Then what if you hook up with others? Can I lock you up too?"

Qi Koukou's eyes lit up when he heard that, "You don't need to wait for me to hook up with others, you can lock me up right now!" His tone was even full of expectation.

Lu Guo looked back at him.

Qi Koukou happily let him watch.

Lu Guo looked deeply at this one, and after a long while, he turned his head and prepared to chop vegetables.

What's the use of locking, can it be locked, and besides, you will call foreign aid.

He wants to chop vegetables, but how to cut them? His right hand can’t move, and it hurts so badly. Should he hold a kitchen knife in his left hand? Sorry, he’s not left-handed, and he hasn’t learned the skills of his left hand yet.

For some reason, why did the atmosphere suddenly cool down?Qi Koukou saw that Lu Guo was just holding a kitchen knife in front of the chopping board in a daze, so he wanted to go up and hug Lu Guo's waist from behind, but before he hugged him, he heard him suddenly yell.

Lu Guo turned his head and saw Qi Koukou reappeared in his original form, the kitchen suddenly became very crowded.

Qi Koukou sighed in frustration, "Hey, it must be time, I'll go to Lu Zhe to cast a spell on me." After saying that, the big penguin was about to turn around.

After a pause, Lu Guo used his left hand to lift his right hand to the chopping board, and then picked up the kitchen knife, which was supposed to cut vegetables, but when the blade turned, it cut at the fingers of his right hand.

Lu Guo let out a low cry.

It's just a small wound, but it can hurt like this.

Hearing the sound, the big penguin rushed over nervously, held Lu Guo's hand distressedly, and blew on his fingers.

"Does it hurt? It's such a big hole, does it hurt? Be good, it's okay, I'll show you~"

Lu Guo wanted to put his finger close to his mouth, but his right hand was too weak, so he could only take half a step forward, and said: "Don't waste it, wouldn't you be able to restore your human form after drinking my blood, just right."

The big penguin frowned and looked at him, "In the future, even if I can't regain my human form, you must not let yourself get hurt in the slightest, you hear me!"

Lu Guo curled his lips and nodded.

Seeing that the blood was almost dripping to the ground, the big penguin stretched out his tongue and licked it distressedly, and licked off the blood. As expected, he returned to his human form. The clothes just now burst because of the original shape, so he took the clothes naked The rags used to wrap Lu Guo's wounds.

It was obviously a small hole, but it made him wrap it into a big steamed bun.

Lu Guo looked at him with distaste, "Hurry up and get dressed, I still have to cook." Fortunately, he had already prepared for it, and bought two extra clothes when he was shopping just now, just for fear of this situation.

"What are you cooking, don't cook!" Qi Koukou refused to listen, "You go out and rest, I'll do it." Saying that, he pushed Lu Guo outside.

"You? Can you cook?" Lu Guo expressed doubts.

"No, but I've seen it and know why." Qi Koukou firmly pushed him out, and then occupied the kitchen.

Lu Guo threw him the clothes and apron he just bought, even if he wanted to cook, he couldn't rush to do it.

The TV at home is wired, and I haven’t paid a cable fee for many years, so Lu Guo can’t watch TV, so he can only use his mobile phone to find a movie to watch.

Xu Shi heard the voice, and Lu Zhe came out of the room.

Lu Guo picked up a bottle of green tea and threw it to him.

Lu Zhe caught it casually, and then walked to the sofa and sat down next to him, looking sideways at the movie playing on the screen.

For a while, the two of them didn't make a sound, the house was very quiet, only the sound of the movie playing, and the sound of Qi Bukou clattering in the kitchen.

In terms of patience, no one can match Lu Guo, but this time, it was Lu Guo who spoke first.

"Do you know what is the most embarrassing thing when you scold someone?" Lu Guo asked.

Lu Zhe looked sideways at him, waiting for him to announce the answer.

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