The senior next door is a penguin

"Do you know what is the most embarrassing thing when you scold someone?" Lu Guo asked.

Lu Zhe looked sideways at him and waited for him to announce the answer.

"It's the person you scolded who didn't understand what you were talking about." Lu Guo said.

Lu Zhe nodded in agreement, motioning for him to continue.

"Do you know what's the most embarrassing thing about having a date?" This time Lu Guo announced the answer independently, "It's you hinting to an idiot, hoping that he can understand your subtext, but since he is an idiot, how can he understand."

Many couples and women are embarrassed to say something, and they always give various hints, but their boyfriends are often emotional idiots and don't understand them at all, so in the end, hints are useless.

"When dealing with a low-intelligence bird, you can play tricks on him. Anyway, he won't find out if he's stupid, but if you play hints, if no one points it out, I'm afraid he won't understand in his life." Lu Guo shrugged.

"Playing tricks on the one you love," Lu Zhe looked sideways at him, "I can't bear it."

Lu Guo curled his lips, "I'm willing, I only care about the result, not the process."

Lu Zhe looked at Lu Guo quietly for a while, then suddenly smiled, not knowing if it was because of his facial features, not only his voice was cold, but his smile was even colder.

"But what schemes and hints are you talking about? I don't even understand." Lu Zhe said.

"If you also come to Jinghua to go to school, you must also be a top student," Lu Guo said with a smile: "Unfortunately, you used the wrong person for your hint. Back then you left without knowing why, and then you have been waiting for a special time to come back. You I want to tell Qi Kou Kou that you didn't betray him back then, and that you left for another reason, but you can't take the initiative to say that, it would seem too pretentious, so you always show that you are unusual, and hope he can understand for himself, and then you can use this to reunite. Be well."

"For example, you are obviously a human, why haven't you died for 600 years, for example, why you can spell, you can subdue that bird monster, and you can also help Qi Kou Kou to restore its original shape, for example... the smell of the sea on your body."

Lu Zhe was surprised.

Finally, Lu Guo was willing to take his eyes off the phone, and looked at him with the corner of his mouth curled up, "You have an ocean smell that is similar to Qi Koukou's but different."

Lu Zhe couldn't help frowning, why didn't he know?

"I guess, Qi Koukou never asked you why you are immortal for 600 years, right? He also didn't ask where you got the magic spells. He probably only asked why you left." Lu Guo said.

Lu Zhe couldn't help frowning, this was what worried him the most.

"As long as he understands why you are immortal and why you have spells, he will naturally know the reason why you left, and maybe he will forgive you, so you express all kinds of hints in front of him, and wait for him to ask questions, because you can't take the initiative Said, but unfortunately, he asked the order in reverse, he doesn't care why you have spells for immortality, he just wants to know why you left."

"Playing hints with a low-IQ bird, isn't it embarrassing?" Lu Guo looked at him amusedly.

There was displeasure in Lu Zhe's eyes.

"You didn't hint at him, but you let me understand everything. Hey, sometimes being a top student is actually quite distressing." Lu Guo smiled helplessly, "So, you know that Qi Koukou is coming to me, but you still Help, on the one hand, you want to show your greatness, and at the same time you want to make me jealous, so as to divide us, on the other hand, you want to let Qi Koukou know the truth through my mouth."

"Unfortunately, I'm not a big-mouthed person. I don't like to talk too much about myself or myself, but this time, I will do as you wish." Lu Guo looked serious, "If you want him to know, I will let him know." he knows."

Lu Zhe couldn't help but glance at his eyebrows, "Why?"

Of course it is for myself, Lu Guo said in his heart, helping you is of course for helping yourself, otherwise I am not idle.

Lu Guo smiled and didn't say anything, his right hand was hurting more and more, he was about to go to the house to find some painkillers, he just left the phone there and continued to play the movie, leaving Lu Zhe to watch it by himself.

Qi Kou Kou quickly made the rice, yes, how slow can a pot of big rice cook vegetables in salt water, but the pot of big rice is not so much rice as rice paste, it is sparse, and the rice is boiled to pieces Yes, as for the boiled vegetables in salt water, they are directly boiled into vegetable puree.

Lu Guo glanced at the chopsticks on the table, then at his right hand, and said to Qi Kou Kou, "Go get me a spoon."

"What are you doing with the spoon?" Qi Koukou asked.

Lu Guo looked helplessly at the food on the table, "Don't you think it's more convenient to use a spoon? Besides," Lu Guo pointed to his right hand, which was wrapped like a steamed bun, and said, "My hand is wrapped like this by you. , how to hold chopsticks."

Qi Koukou scratched his head in embarrassment, and went to the kitchen to get a spoon.

Lu Guo took the spoon with his left hand, saying that left-handed people have a well-developed cerebellum. Lu Guo is confident that his whole body is well-developed, so it's no problem to be a mere left-hander.

Lu Guo took a spoonful of rice paste and put it into his mouth, chewed it with no expression on his face, then took a spoonful of vegetable puree and put it in his mouth, still expressionless.

Seeing him eating mouthful after mouthful, Qi Koukou smiled complacently, then picked up a bowl of raw fish that he had prepared earlier and started to eat.

Lu Zhe sat at the table, gritted his teeth hard, and then took a spoonful of rice paste to eat, his face turned pale instantly, as white as rice paste; after he took a bite of vegetable puree, his face turned green again, like vegetable paste. Green as mud.

"Brother Qi, don't you have no meat to eat? Are you living such a hard life?" Lu Zhesheng said indifferently.

Qi Koukou gnawed his nails in embarrassment, it wasn't because he was selfish, he only cared about eating fish for himself and not giving it to them, it was because he made several fishes, all of which ended in failure, he didn't even remove the scales at the very least, but Little Budian and Lu Zhe He couldn't eat raw fish, so he could only eat it selfishly.

"It's good enough for you to eat, and I won't give you any picky eaters!" Qi Koukou glanced at Lu Zhe and said.

Lu Zhe drooped his eyebrows and said sullenly, "I want to eat fish too."

"Can you cook?" Qi Koukou asked angrily.

"Forehead……"

"That's terrible." Qi Koukou said: "You can't cook it if it's given to you, and you can't eat it raw. It's so much nonsense for you to eat it for nothing."

Lv Zhe complained, if it wasn't for me, you would be able to return to human form and come here, you are ungrateful!

A certain penguin protested, I am an animal, I am a big penguin with no conscience!

After such a short time, Lu Guo had already finished eating the mush in the bowl, chewing and chewing, making a creaking sound.

"Little one, what are you eating?" Qi Kou Kou came over, cucumber?carrot?He didn't do it either.

"Rice." Lu Guo said without changing his expression.

"How could Rice have such a voice?" Qi Koukou expressed doubts.

Lu Guo glanced at him lightly, and said, "Because it's not cooked yet." It's really not easy for some rice to come out of a pot, while some are still raw.

"Ah? Then don't eat it, spit it out!" Saying that, Qi Kou Kou was about to come over and pat Lu Guo on the back.

How strong is Qi Kou Kou, being slapped by him like this, Lu Guogan almost made him vomit, he hurriedly pushed him away with his hands, and patted his chest.

"I've already finished eating." Lu Guo said angrily, "Actually, it's nothing, the food is the same, just chew and swallow."

"But……"

"I'm done eating. I'm very tired today. Go to bed first. You guys should go to bed earlier." Lu Guo interrupted him, then got up and went back to the bedroom.

In the middle of the night, just after Lu Guo made the bed, Qi Kou Kou opened the door and came in.

Lu Guo hurriedly loosened the quilt, and at the same time turned his body sideways, facing him with his left side, lest he see any clues, in other words, this guy has been good at picking locks lately.

"Why are you here?" Lu Guo asked.

Qi Koukou hugged the quilt and looked at him aggrievedly, his eyes were watery, as if tears would come down at any moment.

"Little boy, why did you lock the door so that no one can come in?"

...Didn't you just come in?

"Why are you here?" Lu Guo asked again.

"Little one, your house only has two rooms, I don't sleep here, where else, do you have the heart to let others sleep on the sofa in this winter." Said, Qi Koukou shivered pitifully.

"This is the south, thank you. Besides, you penguin is still afraid of the cold?"

Qi Koukou: "..."

"I don't care, I want to sleep with you!" Qi Koukou put his arms around Lu Guo's waist shamelessly, "Lv Zhe is a guest, so it's inappropriate for him to sleep on the sofa, so I can only let him sleep in the guest room, and I don't want to Sleeping on the sofa, I just want to hug you!"

The word "guest" made Lu Guo's heart soften.

The next morning, Lu Guo and the three returned to City B. Since they were back, Lu Zhe went back to his home, while Lu Guo and Qi Koukou went back to the villa in the suburbs. Lu Guo ignored Qi Koukou's protest and went to school But I didn't expect to meet a familiar face at school.

"Hi, Lu Guo." Even though his tone was brisk, it still couldn't hide Lu Zhe's cool voice.

"Why are you here?" Lu Guo asked.

"My boss invested in Jinghua to build a new laboratory building, and I'm here to run errands for my boss," Lu Zhe said.

"You still have a boss?"

Lu Zhe: ...

"My boss is the president of Huanyu Finance, Xiao Shen."

The No. [-] leader in the U.S. financial industry.

He actually worked under Xiao Shen.

"Work hard, remember to treat me to dinner when you get paid." Lu Guo said casually, passing him to leave.

"By the way, do you know that there is a new transfer student in your school?" Lu Zhe suddenly said behind him.

Lu Guo ignored him, and strode forward without stopping. Exchange students are nothing, transfer students are nothing special, there are countless students transferring schools on this earth every day.

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry dears, the studio worked overtime for two days on weekends and was planning for the National Day, so I just made up for it now.

Then reply to the comments here. There are three reasons why the big penguin didn't find Lu Guo's hand. 1. Lu Guo doesn't care about everyone's eyes, but only pretends in front of the big penguin. Lu Guo is so smart and perfect, acting in a play, what a big deal, 100% flawless. 2. After all, Lv Zhe is back. After all, the big penguin has not forgotten his love for Lv Zhe. If it is us humans, while still loving his ex-boyfriend, he disappeared inexplicably. After waiting for many years, he finally met the person he likes again. But when his ex-boyfriend came back, even if he wouldn't give up on his new love, he would be somewhat entangled and blinded, not to mention that Youqin's IQ is not high in the first place. 3. I am the author and I am in charge. I will let the big penguin be a scumbag, and the little one be a scumbag, and bite me, haha~~~~ Guess who the transfer student is, I know that every time there is a new character, everyone will dispute it, you guys Don't worry, she will appear for a short while and disappear within a hundred words.In the end, I went to sleep, it was already two o’clock in the morning, I woke up and wrote tomorrow’s, I will update it later tomorrow, and it will be changed at 10 o’clock the day after tomorrow, Ann