A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

To be honest, the relationship between Heaven and Buddhism is indeed not as harmonious as it appears on the surface.

But the current situation is that the human world has gone through the chaos of chaos, the wanton destruction of Buddhas, and the struggle within the Buddhist sect. Western Buddhism has long since ceased to be the grand occasion of one billion Buddha countries and three thousand Buddhas under the Western Paradise. That is to say Buddhism prospered for a while, and withered for a while.

It can be said that the way of heaven is not a good reincarnation.

Heavenly Court also took pleasure in other people's misfortunes, so the relationship in private was just like that.

Furthermore, Sun Wukong did not come to Heaven to cause trouble this time.He was annoyed by Zhu Bajie, and he still had a bit of bad taste in his heart, so he went to heaven leisurely.Seeing that he always came in from the Nantian Gate instead of directly appearing in the Golden Luan Hall, one can tell that he still has a little sincerity.

If these words were spoken out, even Sun Wukong himself would not find it unbelievable, but this is not the reason why he was stared at eating peaches by the Jade Emperor and Yue Lao!

"Crack."

stare.

"Crack clap."

stare.

"Crack clap clap."

stare stare.

"Gollum."

Stare stare stare.

In the end, Sun Wukong swallowed the peach whole, and he didn't even spit out the peach core.

Gu Yuelao said with concern: "We don't mind watching the Great Sage spit out peach pits."

The Jade Emperor: "...that's fine."

Sun Wukong: "...My old grandson minds!"

Gu Yue smiled innocently: "So, besides eating peaches, does the Great Sage have other things to do when he comes to Heaven?"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and continued to stare at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong was still puzzled in his heart, how come Jade Emperor has become such a rascal after not seeing him for so many years?But he wanted to think about it, and he didn't say anything to poke the Jade Emperor's trachea, and he immediately smiled: "I'm here to see my old friend, I came here after thinking about it, and I have to visit His Majesty anyway, so I came here. "

The Jade Emperor was amazed: "Do you still have old friends in the Heavenly Court?"

Sun Wukong said casually: "Why not? Let alone the other one, Laojun is the one who knows me best."

This is referring to the Taishang Laojun of Tushita Palace.

The Jade Emperor immediately laughed angrily: "Since that's the case, then I won't delay your visit to relatives and friends."

There was a bit of irony in this remark, and the Jade Emperor had also said that he was going to stalk the monkey, but Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty is wise, I will go now." After he finished speaking, he said so naturally Holding a flat peach in one hand, he bowed to the Jade Emperor and left in a hurry.

Jade Emperor: "...?"

When he came back to his senses, he said to Gu Yuelao angrily: "Look at this monkey!"

Gu Yuelao was very calm: "The great sage is just walking around. Could it be that His Majesty still feels reluctant to give up on him?"

The Jade Emperor still felt angry: "He really is the place where he comes and leaves whenever he says he wants?"

After a while, the Jade Emperor wondered, "Why don't you speak?"

Gu Yuelao responded: "Your Majesty, do you want me to tell the truth?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

It's better not to tell the truth.

Fortunately, Gu Yuelao was able to understand Shangyi's intentions very well, and when he turned his eyebrows, he leaned closer and whispered: "If your majesty is really upset, then I might as well turn around and give the great sage a red line so that he can be infatuated with love, crazy with love, Love turns that place back and forth, turns that day back and forth—" he almost turned into an aria as he spoke.

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor wiped his forehead and said, "What kind of bad idea is this? I don't expect to hear Tathagata come to heaven to chant sutras."

However, Gu Yuelao breathed a sigh of relief: "That's really good of you to say that. After all, I remembered that the Great Sage is someone outside the party, and he is no longer within the scope of marriage."

The Jade Emperor: "...Are you intending to piss me off?"

Gu Yuelao asked calmly, "Didn't Your Majesty then imagine that the Great Sage was crazy about love and did something worse than Dai Hua?"

The Jade Emperor coughed twice, so don't say it.

(Monkey King: "...")

The matter of bullying the emperor was revealed lightly like this, and the monarchs and ministers still talked about the business.

As mentioned earlier, the Jade Emperor became more and more convinced that the immortal officials in the heavenly court were dissatisfied with the strict rules of heaven, and intended to take the opportunity to play.Regarding this, not to mention whether the Jade Emperor felt that the rules of heaven were harsh or not, the point is that he was not happy to see this situation. He called Gu Yuelao to come to discuss and discuss how to suppress the possible turmoil. perish in the bud.

The Jade Emperor's face sank like water and he said: "I don't think your proposal is bad, but if I choose to compromise this time, instead of letting them know how to be grateful, what will they gain in return? Will I have to retreat again and again? Let them push their noses to their faces?"

Gu Yuelao thought for a while and said, "Your Majesty, aren't we talking about the attitude of the immortal officials towards Tiantiao? That has nothing to do with you. After all, Tiantiao was not made by you."

The Jade Emperor hated iron but said: "Did I say so much in vain when I coauthored it? Did I make the rules of heaven, but I and the empress are responsible for implementing them, since I became the lord of the heaven. The heavens are big and small. Everything revolves around Tiantiao, and in the eyes of others, Zhen and Niangniang are equal to Tiantiao."

Gu Yuelao said bluntly: "But when you say that, it looks more and more like you are shifting the responsibility to Tiantiao."

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor's complexion was ugly, and Gu Yue, who was too upright, said calmly: "Has your Majesty ever thought that Tian Tiao needs to improve?"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows, "Are you encouraging me to use the Tiantiao instead?" He almost blurted out the words, and he didn't know how long he had kept them in his heart.

Gu Yuelao was silent for a while before saying: "Your Majesty, you really said something very casually, and you misunderstood my meaning."

The Jade Emperor, who had exposed his "wolf ambition", rectified his crown, and wrote very lightly: "Then what do you mean?"

"I mean Tiantiao thinks it's time for a new evolution, the kind it requested."

Jade Emperor: "Ha!"

"You think it's unbelievable? Then it's right for you to think so, because I also think it's too whimsical for me to think so." Gu Yuelao sighed.

Jade Emperor: "..."

But Gu Yuelao changed the subject: "If you think about it this way, it can explain why Tiantiao still allows Xianfanlian. It is precisely because Tiantiao wants to change, so it gives a Hint. It is true that this is an extremely cryptic hint, but it is precisely because of its ambiguity that I feel that Tiantiao is serious."

Jade Emperor: "??"

"You can imagine, if we hadn't found this hint, punished Sanshengmu severely as before, imprisoned Sanshengmu in Mount Hua, then when Sanshengmu's son grows up, he might follow the example of Xiansheng Zhenjun and split the mountain to save his mother. As you can see, the immortal officials already have negative intentions in their hearts. Will they contribute to the flames? And you also know the mess between us and Buddhism, and they are used to speculating. Won't you add to the chaos?"

This is really not black Western Buddhism, this is telling the truth.

But before Gu Yuelao had finished speaking, he said with a very solemn face: "And all these things add up, and the final result is very likely to be a battle in the heavenly court, and the world will be turned upside down. In the end, Tiantiao is very likely to In the hearts of the people, if there is no change, there must be reform. And the reformed Tiantiao is created by the struggle of most people, and they will definitely respect it. For Tiantiao, it really pays more for more work. "

Terrible, Tiantiao is really terrible.

(Title: "...")

The Jade Emperor was stunned, he never expected it to be so serious, just like he had never expected that the immortal officials wanted to make use of the San Shengmu's violation of the rules of heaven.Also like the last time, what Gu Yue said was well-founded, making people feel that he was not brazen or alarmist, but was explaining the facts.

Of course, achieving the current effect is not achieved overnight.Isn't Gu Yuelao laying the groundwork step by step?Like he mentioned before that the child of the Three Holy Mothers is extraordinary, and now he mentions it again, and the Buddhist gate is not clean, and what's more coincidentally, he just came and left after fighting against the Buddha, and he didn't say clearly why he came What are you doing, then the Jade Emperor can't help but think about it.And right now, thinking about Gu Yuelao's conspiracy theory, it is really silent after thinking about it, and I don't think it is good to be surrounded by enemies.

Jade Emperor: "!!"

Gu Yue couldn't bear it anymore, he said forcefully: "Fortunately, we caught this hint and turned it from dark to bright."

Only then did the Jade Emperor regain his senses, "Oh, that's right."

He pondered for a moment, then calmed down completely: "In this case, how should we deal with it?"

"I think Your Majesty has taken the initiative. Even if the rules of heaven are to be changed, it must be under your control and promotion." Gu Yue said with a straight face, as if he was not flattering, but the Jade Emperor He liked this set so much that even his expression became detached.

Gu Yuelao had nothing to say about this.

No, no, he can still talk about how to take the initiative next.

When he left the Golden Luan Hall, he was immediately blocked by the Taishang Laojun who had been waiting for him for an unknown amount of time.

Gu Yuelao blinked: "What's wrong?"

Taishang Laojun was so angry that he blew his beard: "How dare you say what's wrong? Sun Wukong is here! He came to me outside Tushita Palace and said he wanted to catch up with me! What old love can we have with him! "

Gu Yuelao said indifferently: "This is the end."

Taishang Laojun glared at him: "If it was so easy, I would come here to block you."

"No," Gu Yuelao reiterated, "I mean, have you told him in person that you have no old relationship with him?"

Taishang Laojun: "...No." No matter how you say he and Sun Wukong are both immortals with status, even if Sun Wukong is shameless, he can't treat him like this in front of him, and he still relies on Buddhism behind his back.

Gu Yuelao said without sympathy: "Old gentleman, you have to be brave enough to say 'no'."

Taishang Laojun: "...Fuck you! You quickly find a way for me. When I came out, he was still outside Tushita Palace."

Gu Yuelao said "huh": "Old gentleman, have you ever thought about refining the meat elixir?"

Taishang Laojun: "??"

Gu Yue said with a smile: "The great sage has converted to another Buddha now, so he can't eat meat."

Taishang Laojun came to his senses at this moment, and said in a bad mood: "The elixir does not distinguish between meat and vegetables, okay?"

Gu Yuelao sighed: "This is your fault, keep improving, old gentleman."

Taishang Laojun: "... Get out!"

In the end, Taishang Laojun still begged Gu Qing to go to Tushita Palace, and the outside of Tushita Palace was already lively.The Jade Emperor said that Sun Wukong had no friends in the Heavenly Court, but in fact he still had a few friendly friends, such as the third prince Nezha, Taibai Jinxing, and Yang Jian, so he learned that Monkey King came to the Heavenly Court. Except for Yang Jian who was not in the Heavenly Court, Nezha and Taibai Jinxing all ran over.Of course, Taibai Jinxing was more worried about His Majesty's worries, and why did he come to make sidelines about Monkey King.

When they came over, they were all shocked by Monkey King's appearance.

stare.

stare.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Nezha laughed unceremoniously: "Haha, you are so funny!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "You don't know, this is the fashion in the mortal world now."

Nezha was taken aback: "Is it true?" He really didn't know what was popular in the world.

Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard: "What kind of beards are popular in the world?"

Monkey King: "...a beard, that's right, a beard."

Taibai Jinxing froze, he didn't like beards, and muttered: "The popularity of the world is really unpredictable."

Sun Wukong was ashamed, he just said it so casually.

Gu Yuelao arrived at this time, as for Taishang Laojun?He quietly slipped back to the Tushita Palace, but only after he came out did he find out that Yuelao and Taibaijinxing had decided to take part in a table for him without authorization.They have already bigu, but they have no desire to eat, and it is not uncommon for Taishang Laojun, Taibai Jinxing and Yuelao to have a table together, and it is only natural for them to be landlords to entertain Monkey King.

Sun Wukong was very interested, so he offered to contribute the flat peaches he just got.

Taibai Jinxing thought for a while and said, "I have the nectar that His Majesty bestowed on me."

Gu Yuelao smiled and said, "I'll go back and see if there's anything I can do to add to the fun."

Nezha had never participated before, but this time there is Monkey King, isn't there?The third prince and Sun Wukong didn't know each other, they cherished each other very much, I heard that it was quite new to join the party, so after thinking about it, I went back to his house and prepared to go.

The Taishang Laojun was driven to the shelves, and under the scorching eyes of everyone, he had to endure the pain in his heart, and gritted his teeth: "I'll make a plate of elixir."

Monkey King immediately clapped his hands and said, "Great kindness!"

Taishang Laojun: Good monkey head, good!

They didn't go anywhere else, they were in Tushita Palace.The boy of Tushita Palace led Sun Wukong to the pavilion tremblingly, and was also responsible for cutting two flat peaches into slices and serving them up.

Not long after, other people who went back to get the wine and food came over one after another.

Nezha took the kitchen to prepare the noodles for his father Tota Li Tianwang. Li Tianwang missed his hometown dishes and specially asked the cook to prepare them, but Nezha, a brat, brought the whole banquet here.And this mortal dish is quite wild in Tianting, and has received good reviews.

Nezha smiled happily, looked at the jade bottle on the table with only Taibai Jinxing on it, looked curiously at Taishang Laojun and Gu Yuelao, and said, "What about you?"

Taishang Laojun coughed, and took out a jade plate from Qiankun in his sleeve, which was full of...five elixir.

Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes: "Oh, I'm going!"

Monkey King clicked his tongue and said, "You're so stingy!"

Nezha was stunned: "This is also okay?"

Taishang Laojun put on a serious face: "I like to eat or not!" But he changed his mind and turned to Gu Yuelao, "You didn't come here empty-handed, did you?"

"That's not true." Gu Yue smiled slowly, and then took out... a ball of red rope from his sleeve, and turned the red rope into a pattern in his hand three or two times, "We can come and play with the flower rope."

Taishang Laojun was about to roll his eyes, but he didn't expect that other people were very excited.Nezha first yelled: "I know, I know, I played with it when I was a child." Feelings are part of it, and more importantly, this is Yuelao's red rope, which has a different meaning.

Taibai Jinxing also laughed and said, "I think my hands are also dexterous."

Monkey King was not to be outdone when he heard it, and was very eager to try.

Taishang Laojun looked at his neglected elixir, and finally rolled his eyes unbearably!

Fortunately, the elixir is still popular, but it just becomes the top of the rope. Whoever wins a round can get an elixir. This is much more interesting than sharing one for each person. After all, the degree of psychological pleasure is different. Ah, even in order to defend his elixir, the Taishang Laojun joined this game that only mortal children like to play.

It's a pity that he is good at alchemy, but he is still inferior to others in terms of dexterity, so that he didn't get one of the five elixir, but Gu Yuelao got two by himself, and he ate one before the others. The author also published a "feeling speech": "Well, this one of mine is armadillo meat-flavored. The heat is just right, fat but not greasy, and the essence is all in it. It is worthy of being an old man!" The beast, which looks like a normal rabbit but has the beak of a bird, the eyes of a hawk and the tail of a snake, is also considered a rare spirit beast.

An armadillo or something is second, when did the key elixir look like this?

Taishang Laojun: "...don't talk nonsense!"

Third Prince Nezha: "Is it true?"

Taibai Jinxing: "Quick, I'll try it too."

Monkey King: "Tsk!"

Taishang Laojun: "..." Isn't he the only co-author?And Taibai Jinxing, you still believe it, what kind of pill he made, this guy still doesn't know?And Monkey King, tsk, tsk, don’t eat if you have the ability.However, what Laojun expected was that the three of them were still learning, and they all said one, two, three to the elixir, which almost made him believe it. He took out a gourd and wanted to secretly pour out one.

Then, it was stolen.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

The other people laughed so kindly, it turns out that the happiness based on the pain of others is the real happiness.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

During the banquet, the third prince Nezha ate a piece of lotus root, and everyone looked delicate.

Nezha thought for a while and said, "It's easy to digest."

Everyone felt that it was reasonable, clapping their hands and applauding it.

At the same time, Li Tianwang of the Li Mansion discovered the good deeds done by the third prince, and raised his head to the sky and screamed: "You are cheating!"

Since then, it has been passed down to this day and has become a buzzword (not yet)

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In the article @《我见青山多色[Comprehensive]》, let’s not talk about whether Brother Qing successfully held hands in the end, but there should be little Jim, Tony Ni, Batman, Conan, Qi Shen, etc., my point There will be Two-dimensional characters, to be honest, I haven't written anime for a long time =3=