A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

But they said that several people had a happy meal, and after that, Monkey King left the Heavenly Court unsteadily, as if he just came to visit the old man, and visit the Jade Emperor by the way.

The Jade Emperor didn't believe it, but everyone left and didn't cause trouble, and the old man had more important things to do, so he turned a blind eye to the Monkey King's coming to heaven, and he believed that Monkey King A set of rhetoric that sounds unbelievable.

As for the more important matter?

Naturally, it is a reform of the rules of heaven.

This matter needs to be dealt with slowly, and it is obvious that the matter of the San Shengmu Sifan is still to be dealt with, so I will make a summary of this matter first, so when the court meeting is held, the Jade Emperor announces that he and the Queen Mother have accepted Gu Yuelao. He also announced that before Liu Yanchang died according to the established life expectancy, the heavenly court would "separate" the Three Holy Mothers, that is, no fairy officials and the Three Holy Mothers would be allowed to tip off the news, nor would they be allowed to "privately give and receive".

The immortal officials were not surprised by this, and they were aware that the wind and rain were coming. Who knew that there was such a tactful handling of the love between immortals and immortals in the heavenly court, and what ulterior purpose was hidden behind it?

They always know.

But they waited and waited until Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang's son Liu Chenxiang grew up to the age that cats and dogs would hate him, and they didn't wait until the Jade Emperor made any statement.

All the immortal officials: "??"

Is it really just a tactful change of punishment?

Or did the Jade Emperor feel compassion for San Shengmu, the niece?

However, with the passage of time in the mortal world, when the heavenly court used the Kunlun mirror to look at the situation in the lower realm, they thought deeply, that is, they thought this was just a more tactful and extrajudicial way of punishment, but in fact it was not so serious tactful.Look at the Lower Realm, it's only been more than ten years, the original love, lingering and lingering, there has been a rift between Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang, who are old and old, and they have often quarreled recently.

And the reason for the quarrel?It's not for the expenses of the family, but for Liu Chenxiang, who can get up and go to the house.Speaking of San ShengMu, although she lived in the mortal world when she was young, at that time, although the Yang family was not a big family, they lived in a healthy life. As the youngest child in the family, San ShengMu never suffered. After conferring on the Holy Mother, she was even more clothed and well-fed, and the nectar and jade liquid were just ordinary. It can be said that after she married Liu Yanchang, the impression she gave to other villagers was that she was a lady of a great family who did not touch the spring water with her ten fingers.

But, Liu Yanchang is just a poor scholar.

The Three Holy Mothers can fast, but Liu Yanchang and Liu Chenxiang cannot.Of course, Sanshengmu didn't worry about money, even if she took out a piece of jewelry, she could sell it for thousands of dollars at the pawn shop.At the beginning, Liu Yanchang accepted it calmly, but gradually when people around him knew about it, they began to point fingers at Liu Yanchang, thinking that he was a softie.

This kind of talk is intolerable to men.

So Liu Yanchang planned to become a veritable head of the family, that is, he was responsible for making money to support the family.However, he is a scholar who can't pick up on his shoulders, not to mention that he can't do rough work, even if he doesn't read very well, otherwise he will go to the imperial examination, so that after all the tossing and tossing, Liu Yanchang is mediocre. It depends on the Three Virgins to get the money out.

It's okay to say when the love is strong, but the gap exists because of this, and it gradually takes root, just waiting to accumulate more and more.

Then there is their son Liu Chenxiang, he was originally a bear child, and because his mother was a fairy, he was no different from other children when he was a child, but as he grew older, he showed a difference , from time to time, he would go through a wall, or his strength would suddenly increase... After all, the other villagers did not hide this situation from time to time. , but Sanshengmu didn't think there was anything wrong with it, she could teach Liu Chenxiang spells, and she thought that when Liu Chenxiang was a little older, she would send him to apprentice, so that he would be able to become a fairy in the future.The difference in educational philosophy between the two deepened the conflict between them. The three saints did not realize that Liu Yanchang was no longer the Liu Yanchang who swore to her forever, but she was still infatuated with Liu Yanchang, a mortal, as before.

Gee.

The immortal officials thought about it for a while, and they could roughly guess what the next direction would be. They thought that this would make San Shengmu much more heartbroken than beating the mandarin ducks at the beginning.

It's just a blunt knife.

Even the Queen Mother, who has always been eccentric, softened her expression, but almost raised her eyebrows when she saw that the Three Virgins were still infatuated. Obviously, she looked down on the stupidity and self-deprecation of the Three Virgins.

It's strange to blame here. The Queen Mother looks down on the Three Holy Mothers who are self-sufficient, but she always takes out the Kunlun mirror and invites other immortal officials to come and watch together. Those who watch with great interest have little energy to find the Jade Emperor. stubble.

For the Jade Emperor, this was a surprise.

And for Taibai Jinxing who had been watching coldly, he almost suspected that the Jade Emperor and Yuelao were colluding for this reason.Otherwise what is it for?

Taibai Jinxing couldn't hold back after all, while the other immortal officials were looking at the lower realm at Yaochi, he sneaked out to look for Gu Yuelao who had never been to see him once, when he saw him, Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but say more Sentence: "You don't even know that Liu Yanchang flirted with a widow who came to buy his lantern this time, and my mother almost exploded with anger."

Gu Yuelao held his chin and said: "What's the matter, there is a saying in the world: 'Wife is worse than concubine, concubine is worse than stealing, stealing is worse than not being able to steal'."

Taibai Jinxing suddenly realized: "No wonder Your Majesty is still interested in Chang'e. Cough, I mean why don't you go and see it? You have to be clear that this is your proposal. If it doesn't satisfy the empress, it will make other people think that the Three Virgins You have been punished enough, so you still have to take responsibility at that time, right?"

Gu Yue always looked at him.

Taibai Jinxing was a little unclear at the beginning, so he just thought about it, and before Liu Yanchang, a mortal, was about to die, he started to become a grudge with the Three Holy Mothers, so what would he say now whether this proposal is effective or not? Aren't you telling the truth knowingly?After he figured it out, he smiled sarcastically.

Gu Yue said abruptly: "When you look at their husband and wife through the Kunlun mirror, do you see anything that you shouldn't see? Or is it that the Kunlun mirror can automatically filter those night scenes. No, no, even if you look at them selectively, But I just think of you following them with great interest, from eating to going to the toilet, and even what toilet paper you use when going to the toilet, I feel... creepy."

Taibai Jinxing: "...how can you say such disgusting words!"

Gu Yue was noncommittal, and he didn't say anything about going to the toilet, "Then you don't deny that you followed and watched with great interest? Do you think they are doing this or that when you are watching?" , while wanting to continue watching, to see what else they can do? There is just a feeling of wanting to stop."

Taibai Jinxing: "...that's all."

"I can understand it," Gu Yuelao said sincerely, "After all, it's because the entertainment activities in heaven are too scarce, which makes you all feel empty and lonely." They looked at Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang through the Kunlun mirror The daily life is equivalent to chasing a series of family ethics dramas, and there are not many entertainment activities in Tianting. The most lively peach party is only held at intervals, and it seems to be very idle at other times. Otherwise, why would there be so many gods? What about Si Fan, who has followed suit?

Taibai Jinxing: "...It seems that you are not the same."

Gu Yue said confidently: "At least I am less than you."

"You are really thick-skinned!" Taibai Jinxing said unceremoniously, he curled his lips again, and finally remembered what he wanted to say, "What are you and His Majesty planning? Can't you tell me?"

Gu Yuelao said very straightforwardly: "Yes."

Taibai Jinxing was overjoyed: "If I knew you were so talkative, I would have come here to ask." As he spoke, he moved his ear to Gu Yuelao's side, and Gu Yuelao opened his mouth cooperatively, and then he turned to Gu Yuelao. Touching Taibai Jinxing's ears... and blowing a breath, making Taibai Jinxing feel like a spring breeze blowing on his face.

"The tone you want."

Taibai Jinxing: "..."

Taibai Jinxing was angry: "You are entertaining me!"

The melancholy on Gu Yuelao's face was natural, "Oh, am I empty, lonely, and cold?"

Taibaijinxing: "..."

"If I beat you to death, you won't be empty, lonely and cold anymore!" Taibai Jinxing said weakly, "Ever since you lost your beard, you've become very ugly."

Gu Qing raised the corner of his mouth: "Actually, have you ever thought that that beard is Yuelao's body?"

Taibai Jinxing was silent. To be honest, Yuelao had changed a lot. Taibaijinxing didn't suspect anything, but it was impossible that Yuelao was a fake. After all, none of the other immortals in the heaven could see the clue. The third eye of Xiansheng Zhenjun, as well as the golden eyes of Dou Victor Buddha.Where is the problem?

After deliberation, Taibai Jinxing managed to utter a sentence: "Don't tell me that you are actually the evil corpse that Yue Lao cut down?"

Gu Yuelao pondered: "According to what I just said, 'the body is Yuelao's body', then if you pick in this direction, shouldn't you guess that I should actually be Yuelao's original self?"

Taibai Jinxing waved his hand: "Yue Lao is not so powerful."

Gu Yue raised his eyebrows, and Taibai Jinxing sneered twice: "I'm just telling the truth." That's true. Most of the powerful people who are still active in the Three Realms today grew up after the Lich War. In the past, saints were still Quasi-sages have basically retired, and cutting the three corpses must at least reach the level of Daluo Jinxian or even quasi-sages. Yuelao is really not that powerful.

Gu Yuelao suddenly opened his mouth: "Your Majesty and I are planning how to make Tiantiao more in line with the hearts of the people."

Taibai Jinxing, who was still somewhat uncomfortable at first: "!"

This time, he came back to his senses quickly: "Does it mean to modify the Tiantiao to be more in line with the people's will? Yes, the Tiantiao is indeed too strict in some places. What do you think I am doing? Don't you also agree with the Tiantiao? Repair it? But how did His Majesty make up his mind? Didn’t he think that the rules of heaven do not need to be rectified? There is also the empress, the empress and Your Majesty are equally stubborn. So what, you can just listen to this, cough cough cough."

Taibai Jinxing pretended to cough several times. After all, he was talking bad things about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. Fortunately, he is still a celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor.And this time he finally got a letter of approval, so he left Yuelao Hall contentedly, and only when he reached the Imperial Garden did he realize suddenly:

What kind of Yuelao is the current Yuelao?

Where did Yuanyuan Yuelao (...) go?

And the question?It wasn't until Xin Tiantiao was "born" not long after, and Taibai Jinxing saw the bearded Yuelao in the Yuelao Temple, that he got the definite answer.

The bearded Yuelao stroked his white beard and said, "You said him? He told me he was Tiantiao."

Taibai Jinxing: "??"

Taibai Jinxing came to his senses and spat: "Bah, you're kidding me!"

Yuelao was very innocent: "I'm not kidding you, I'm telling the truth, that's what he told me at the time. I was skeptical at first, but after a while, the new Tiantiao came out, Moreover, it was proposed by His Majesty on his own initiative. Doesn’t this correspond to what he said to me at the beginning, which is to make the new Tiantiao accepted by everyone. So besides Tiantiao, who else can he be? Don’t say it Tian Tiao can't become a master, why can't he become a master these days?" Yue Lao is very swearing, he has completely believed in Gu Qing's evil now, even when he was half-believed, he still chose to support Gu Qing in using his identity, and he himself For a while, I hid and went lazy.

Taibai Jinxing: "...you really deserve to be able to think that way."

Yue Lao blew his beard and stared: "Why do I think your words are not good?"

Taibai Jinxing shrugged, he didn't really want to find out what kind of Yuelao was the beardless Yuelao before, he just reminded Yuelao after thinking about it: "I think it's better for you not to speak out, or you will be disturbed." Knowing that dignified old people can be impersonated is not enough to make people laugh."

"It's up to you to say, I'm not stupid." Yuelao stroked his beard and said, "But let me see who dares to laugh at me, be careful, I will quietly file a complaint with Tiantiao."

Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes, and couldn't help but said: "You have a beard now, but I'm not used to it, do you want to try to remove the beard?"

Yuelao jumped up and said, "Why don't you take off your beard?" He treasured his beard, but every time he saw a fairy official, the other party showed a tangled expression, even the Jade Emperor was in a daze It took him a while to recognize him, and he looked very unaccustomed.

Yuelao: "..." He only hid for dozens of days, why did it seem like he had been away for hundreds of years?Believe it or not, he's going to report to Tian Tiao right now!

(Tiantiao: "Hehe.")

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