Why are the women in the harem tearing up

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Zheng Yuanlian met the queen on the 30th day of entering the palace.

She sat in the highest seat, and she wore a robe embroidered with gold thread that could blind a living person.The two flamboyant concubines sitting next to them wore at least three catties of jewelry on their heads, and they were eating melon seeds with their heads steady. They didn't even have the time to play tricks, for fear that one of them would accidentally twist their necks.

Zheng Yuanlian stood among the beautiful girls in pink skirts, knelt down and shouted, "The queen is a thousand years old, a thousand years old." When everyone bowed their heads to the ground, she quietly raised her head to look at the queen.

The queen was squinting her eyes and blowing the broken hair that ran to her mouth. She probably saw her from the corner of her eye, smiled, blinked at her, and then straightened her expression. As usual, she seemed to be able to live a thousand years. Bodhisattva-like.

Zheng Yuanlian immediately lowered his head, thinking to himself, she also wants to live a thousand years, and she also wants to wear a robe embroidered with gold thread, to see her show her talents in the harem, sooner or later.

The Queen spoke dignifiedly, her voice sounded like a mosquito humming, but it was very nice.

What followed was a morning-long daily report by the leader. The combination of the queen's hypnotic voice and the meaningless speech made Zheng Yuanlian almost fall asleep. The sound was like a group of mosquitoes buzzing around his ears. To say that there is really no real harm, it's just annoying, purely annoying.

At the end, the queen said, "Kneel down."

To be honest, Zheng Yuan will never forget this sentence until he dies, it is so beautiful.

Everyone knelt down again and shouted "Thousands".

Before leaving, the Empress suddenly pointed at Zheng Yuanlian, "You." Zheng Yuanlian clearly saw it, and pointed at her, but the Empress smiled, turned her finger a little bit, to Wei Xiunv's body, and said something , "The daughter of Mr. Wei's family is really beautiful and unparalleled."

The praised Wei Xiunv was smiling all day after she went back, as if she couldn't close her bloody mouth.

The next day, Wei Xiunv was kicked out of the palace because she surprised the noble concubine who was raising a baby in her palace.

Zheng Yuan even rolled his eyes, sitting in the room and playing with two cups alternately pouring water, the queen's trick is wonderful, she used a knife to drive people away, and got the most beautiful girl out, even the emperor's face Can't see you.Maybe the eyes are not very good, Zheng Yuan even looked in the mirror, who can compare to her in terms of good looks?A joke, the queen's blind master.

The blindness of the empress and the concubine who doesn't go out doesn't mean that others are also blind. Zheng Yuan was often given small shoes to wear, and most of the beautiful women disliked her. One day they said you stole my bracelet, and the next day they said you took my medicine.

Steal the bracelet?

nonexistent.Let me show you the pearls on my shoes, this one is worth eighty bracelets for you.

Drugs?

This... there is really no way to explain it.

Comrade Zheng Yuanlian was thinking of a way, when a middle-of-the-road voice appeared from the crowd, "I saw it, you poured the medicine yourself."

When she turned around, she was caught off guard by a kind smile. To be honest, she was taken aback. This girl is really...a righteous person.

The upright girl later laughed out two small dimples, patted her on the shoulder and said, "You don't need to thank me, we should all be kind."

Not to mention, this girl looks very kind.

The emperor probably thought so too. On the day of the general election, he squinted his eyes and said: "Since you are so kind-hearted, let me make you a silly concubine."

Under the strong persuasion of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, this kind girl was finally named "Good Concubine".

That day, Zheng Yuanlian, who was determined to embark on the road of Gongdou and climb step by step, was shaken for the first time.

This... Damn, what the hell is this squinting old man!

Why did she tear up and tear about such an old man and thousands of beauties!

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Squinting her eyes, the first thing she said when she saw Zheng Yuanlian was, "Zheng Xiunv is so beautiful, why not call her Concubine Mei."

Zheng Yuanlian shouted: Your Majesty, think twice.

After thinking twice, the emperor clapped his hands, "Since your name is Yuan Lian, why not make you Concubine Yuan."

The queen coughed softly while putting on airs. The emperor glanced at him, and then stopped talking. The queen kept a dignified tone in every word, "Concubine Lian's name is very good."

So Zheng Yuanlian became Concubine Lian.

Among the concubines in the palace, only Concubine Lian was given the title by the empress herself, and she was quite upset because of this.The tea concubine who was given the title by the emperor comforted her when she came here to eat melon seeds, "You can be content, I heard that the queen was a well-known talented woman in the capital when she was still in her boudoir, it is an honor to have her title. "

Concubine Lian pondered for a while, yes, it was much better than the tea concubine who was named by the emperor because he was drinking a cup of tea.

The women in the harem don't have any hobbies. Aside from teasing, a group of people have nothing to do but crack sunflower seeds and feed fish.Concubine Lian and a group of concubines finally got angry with the melon seeds that had been kneading for half a month. Her mouth was scorched, and she had to grin her teeth after eating. Anyway, she was not in the mood to eat melon seeds, so she could only take someone to go Feed the fish by the river.

One small fish has one mouth, two eyes and no legs, two small fish have two mouths, four eyes and no legs, three small fish have three mouths...

"Eight eyes and no legs." Zheng Yuanlian was taken aback by the voice, and turned around to see the queen looking at her with a smile.

Today, the queen did not wear three catties of jewelry on her head, and her expression became much lighter.

Zheng Yuanlian turned sideways and shouted softly: All the Queen's blessings.

The queen didn't let her get up, she stared at the small golden box containing the fish food in her hand for a while, went over to take the fish food, and helped her up, as if she was letting her fall down.

The box containing the fish food was turned upside down by the queen, and all the fish food in the box was thrown into the pond at once. When the bottom was reached, Zheng Yuanlian stood aside and watched, not understanding what the queen meant.After spreading the fish food, the queen turned her head and smiled at Zheng Yuan, "I like this box very much."

Zheng Yuanlian hurriedly said: "I wanted to give it to the queen."

The queen nodded with satisfaction and dignity, and said, "I heard that pearls on the shoes look pretty? It's a pity that there is no such thing in my palace..."

Before the queen finished speaking, Zheng Yuanlian hurriedly said: "I have a pair of shoes like this, and I have been thinking of sending them to you for a long time."

The Queen nodded with satisfaction.

After finishing speaking, he turned and walked away holding the hand of the big palace lady on one side. When he passed by Zheng Yuanlian, who was sent off respectfully by his blessing, he said lightly: "High and low match each other, good and bad match each other, misfortunes and blessings depend on each other, gains and losses match each other."

Zheng Yuan thought about it for a long time, but he didn't understand what it meant.

But she didn't have time to think about it anymore, the hurried old eunuch ran up to her all the way with a shrill voice, and stumbled when he was about to stop, Zheng Yuanlian habitually helped her up, "Oh, slow down .”

It wasn't until she said the words that she remembered that she had broken the rules, but she immediately cursed in her heart: Be a good boy, sooner or later you'll get out of the way, and then I will be the rules.

The old eunuch was so touched that his heart trembled, and his words softened a lot, "Concubine Lian, Concubine Gui, please go to Yongshou Palace."

Zheng Yuanlian curled his lips, that pregnant concubine?

She followed behind the old eunuch and asked in a low voice: "Eunuch Mou, why did the imperial concubine ask me to go?"

Eunuch Mou slowed down and said in a low voice, "You, be careful, the imperial concubine's child...is gone."

The Yongshou Palace was full of concubines, and there were a few people kneeling on the ground. The noble concubine was lying on the bed with a pale complexion, and the queen was still dressed in the same fish-feeding dress just now, sitting upright on the main seat, taking advantage of people not paying attention, He yawned quietly.

It seems that the queen was on her way to the Imperial Concubine Hall just now.

As soon as Zheng Yuanlian entered the door, everyone in the hall looked at her in unison, and the noble concubine yelled loudly: "The bastard is still kneeling down."

Zheng Yuan didn't even figure out why he became a slut, and he didn't move for a long time. Eunuch Mou who was following behind him kicked her sneakily, and she knelt down on the ground with a bang. The voice was so shocking and shocking. The people in the first hall, Zheng Yuanlian hurriedly took advantage of this enthusiasm and shouted for injustice.

The queen smiled ambiguously.

The emperor entered the door rushing to the climax of the drama, and as soon as he sat on the edge of the bed, the imperial concubine threw herself into his arms and began to cry, she was just a wronged beauty with pear blossoms and rain.

Zheng Yuanlian lowered his head and thought, this noble concubine might be about to attack.Listening to her confident voice just now, it doesn't look like a delicate beauty who just lost her beloved son, she must be listless.

The queen coughed softly, and said: "The imperial concubine is always strong, but after drinking the lotus seed soup you sent, she suddenly had a miscarriage, do you still want to complain?"

"The concubine...was wronged." Zheng Yuanlian still knelt on the ground and shouted for grievances. The pear blossoms were raining, charming and charming, and the queen sat expressionless on the seat and did not intend to speak.

The imperial concubine cried more and more as she nestled in the emperor's arms.

The emperor was annoyed by the sound, and suddenly picked up the incense burner on the table and threw it at Zheng Yuanlian. Zheng Yuanlian wanted to hide at first, but shook his body, but finally stayed where he was, and the incense burner hit her forehead all at once. It landed on the ground and flicked twice, echoing with the unique hum of metal.

She looked up at the emperor, a line of blood flowed down her forehead, she frowned and lifted her chin, her eyes were clouded with water vapor, she suddenly raised the corners of her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "Your Majesty, my concubine, I am wronged."

The emperor looked at Zheng Yuanlian, and his heart skipped a beat. From this point of view, the most beautiful concubine in the palace could not be more beautiful than this Concubine Lian.

Zheng Yuanlian lowered her head, her forehead felt a sudden pain, she couldn't help cursing in her heart: "Fatty old man with squinting eyes, finally I didn't have to scold and added another sentence, "Fatty."

The emperor was stunned.

There is a door.

Zheng Yuanlian lowered his head to organize his words, and hurriedly chased after the victory. Just as he was about to speak again, the concubine Liang rushed out crying, crying: "Sister Zheng is very kind, she is innocent!"

Zheng Yuanlian sighed, damn pig teammate.

The emperor's arrogance that had subsided was burst out by Concubine Liang crying, "You're telling me, why is she so kind and innocent?"

Concubine Liang was speechless all of a sudden, she was most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air.

Zheng Yuanlian sighed, and said with tears in his eyes: "The concubine vaguely remembers that the bowl of lotus seed soup was divided into two cups, and when it was delivered to the door, the queen took one away."

The queen remained silent on the throne.

Zheng Yuanlian stared at her, my golden box is still sitting behind your buttocks, it doesn't matter if you don't talk!It can be regarded as knowing what the queen's last "combination of gain and loss" means. It turns out that there is waiting here. If there is gain, there will be loss.

The dignified queen finally spoke, "I vaguely remember eating a cup of lotus seed soup, but I don't know if it belongs to Concubine Lian."

Wen Sun, the queen's maid of honor, knelt down on the ground immediately after hearing this, "I would like to report to the emperor and the queen that when the concubine lotus delivered the lotus seed soup to the door, she was indeed randomly picked up by a maidservant. The queen's bowl was not Nothing wrong."

The emperor narrowed his eyes that were always squinted, and pointed to the court lady who was kneeling on the ground, "Say it!"

"Your Majesty, I don't even know about this servant. The servant took the food box and put it directly into the flower hall without passing anyone!" the maid cried and cried.

"I vaguely remember that I saw Mr. Jin when I left." Wen Sun knelt on the ground and said clearly.

The queen secretly clasped the small golden box behind her. Almost as soon as Wen Sun had finished speaking, a voice from outside shouted, "It's no good, Mr. Zhong Cui Gongjin has hanged himself!"

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