Why are the women in the harem tearing up

***

Jingui became a scapegoat, and Zheng Yuanlian couldn't help but applaud the Queen's talent for fighting in the palace.But she couldn't understand, why did the queen protect her?

Before leaving, Zheng Yuanlian saw the queen waiting there playing with the gold box at the door, she leaned over and asked, "Why did the queen keep me?"

The queen didn't look up, and hummed, "You are indeed prettier than Wei Xiunv."

Zheng Yuanlian still pursued and asked: "Why?"

The queen tilted her head to look at her, and poked the dried blood on her cheek, "No reason, it's fun."

After saying this, he turned around and left, as if he stopped here for a long time just to play with the golden box, not to wait for anyone.

After that time, Zheng Yuanlian ended her leisurely days of eating melon seeds and gossiping.

Concubine Lian is undoubtedly the most beautiful person in the palace. She has a kind of almost blatant good looks, which makes women want to be half-bone when they look at it.In addition, the queen always supported her intentionally or unintentionally, and for a while, her status seemed to rise in the same wind as that of Dapeng, and she jumped steadily. This momentum was hundreds of times more domineering than the noble concubine back then.

In the entire palace, except for the upright Concubine Liang and the dignified Empress who focused on watching the fun, the rest of the women regarded her as a thorn in their side, wishing to have her cramp, peel her skin, drink blood and chew her flesh.

Concubine Lian, relying on her prominent family background, good looks, and the support of the queen of the harem, can run amok in the palace. It is almost gods who block and kill gods and Buddhas. Either die or go crazy.

That period of restless days, later recalled by the tea concubine who loved to inquire about gossip in the palace, every time there was a burst of sighing, and after the sighing, she turned to look at Zheng Yuanlian, who was now laughing while eating melon seeds, and continued to sigh.

Time flies.

On the day when the imperial concubine was run over by Zheng Yuanlian, she specially went to Yongshou Palace to see the imperial concubine for the last time.

She squatted on the ground and smiled at the imperial concubine, her bright red lips curved into a beautiful arc, "Sister, your face is still not as good as mine, right?"

She drew a circle on the imperial concubine's forehead with her fingernails, "It's here, the emperor hit me with an incense burner back then. It hurts." She laughed.

As she spoke, she exerted all her strength, and her nails poked blood on the imperial concubine's forehead. When she continued to exert force, her nails broke unexpectedly.

Zheng Yuanlian blew on his nails indifferently.

The noble concubine suddenly laughed, "How long do you think your face will last? Women, the most unreliable thing is this face! In another year's draft, someone prettier than you will come in, and you will be the next me! "

"No big sister," Zheng Yuanlian squatted his legs numb, and simply sat on the ground, "Because, not only do I have this face, I also have a brain."

"Brain? Just like you are now arrogant and domineering?" The imperial concubine got up from the ground, "You are just a pawn used by the queen to deal with me! I am dead, you just wait to be killed by the queen!"

Zheng Yuanlian looked at the door, the wind was blowing in, she stood up and patted the ashes on her skirt, walked outside, and when she reached the door, she said lightly, "Thank you for reminding me."

The flowers at the gate were in full bloom, Zheng Yuanlian picked a red petal and put it in his mouth, and smiled at the queen who was standing beside him, "The queen's habit of standing at the gate in a daze has not changed at all. ?”

The queen glanced at her and said, "Very nice?"

Zheng Yuan even bit the flower with his teeth, "I'm still a flower?"

The queen didn't speak, but stretched out her hand, Wensun hurried over to help her, Zheng Yuan even blocked Wensun, and let the queen put her hand on her.

After walking for a while, Zheng Yuanlian said: "The imperial concubine said that I was your pawn to kill her."

The queen still walked forward lazily, her steps were not chaotic at all, "Hello, Madam Qizier."

"Greetings to Empress Chess King." Said Empress Chess Pieces.

The Chess King lady stopped when she reached the fish pond. She waved to the back, and Wen Sun brought over the little golden box containing fish food.

How did such a large box be taken out so casually!Do normal people carry a big can of fish food with them?Empress Qizier couldn't help complaining in her heart.

The queen doesn't know how to feed fish, and almost no one is left alive wherever she goes, and the pool full of imperial concubines is spared from death.On such a day worth celebrating when the imperial concubine is in distress, the fish pond is the first thing that my dear empress thinks of.

Holding the rim of the golden box with one hand, she poured down a large jar of fish food, looked at a large pile of fish surrounding her, and pulled Zheng Yuanlian to hold on to the railing to look at the fish grabbing food below.

"The fish raised by the imperial concubine are really beautiful."

The queen rested her chin on her hand and hummed a little tune.

"It's a pity that you are insatiable, otherwise you won't die." When she said this, she looked at Zheng Yuanlian, and she didn't shy away from it at all. She was not talking about fish, but she was talking about your concubine Lian. Zheng Yuanlian seemed to be able to hear the Queen's heart idea.

"This fish is really pretty." Zheng Yuan pretended to be stupid and didn't respond to the queen.

***

Once again in the show girl election, Zheng Yuanlian sat next to the queen.

She didn't wear jewelry weighing three catties, for fear of breaking her neck.

The queen's rhetoric has not changed at all, even the tone has not changed. Zheng Yuanlian fell asleep at the leader's report meeting without any scruples, and the buzzing of mosquitoes kept ringing in his ears.

When she woke up, the queen also fell asleep on the seat with her head on her head, and there were only the two of them left in the hall.

She took a closer look at the queen's face, she looked really ordinary.

The eyelashes are long and the skin is fair.

She couldn't help pinching the bridge of the queen's nose, it was really flat.

With such a pinch, Zheng Yuanlian immediately met the queen who opened her eyes, she pinched the queen's nose and forgot to move, the queen couldn't bear it any longer before she said, "Are you planning to suffocate me to death, right? "

Zheng Yuanlian quickly jumped away, shook her hands, and ran out directly. She touched her face, it was scorching hot, and it was estimated that half the sky would be red.

The queen herself muttered in the hall: "What are you running for..."

Concubine Liang is an upright woman, and because of this, Zheng Yuanlian always feels that she has more than half of the credit for her survival in the palace. If it wasn't for her mercy and protecting her from time to time, this woman should have died long ago. place.

So when the Queen attacked Concubine Liang, she was very angry.

How the hell did she protect someone for so many years, and she didn't even notice when you killed her with one finger?

Besides, Concubine Liang, a concubine who has just become a model for women in the harem, where did she recruit you? Do you have to put her to death?

"Why did you kill Concubine Liang?"

The queen bit a piece of pea yellow, chewed it in her mouth, and said, "It's not sweet."

Zheng Yuanlian continued to ask: "Why?"

"Because I am happy." The queen stuffed the remaining half of the pea yellow into her mouth, and shouted to the outside, "Wen Sun smashed it! Pea yellow is not sweet!"

Zheng Yuanlian flicked his sleeves and walked out, the queen chewed pea yellow twice, raised her eyelids and said solemnly: "You haven't knelt down yet."

Hearing this, Zheng Yuanlian paused for a moment, then turned around and leaned away from afar, "The concubine will leave."

The queen watched her bend her legs for a long time before she smiled contentedly, "Back off."

Pea yellow tastes a lot sweeter in the mouth.

After that day, Zheng Yuanlian never mentioned Concubine Liang to the empress again.

She would still rush ahead of Wensun to take the Queen's hand to support her, she would still eat melon seeds with her legs crossed beside the Queen, and she would still habitually not salute the Queen.

Everyone in the harem scolded Concubine Lian for being a coquettish concubine behind her back, relying on her holy favor to rule lawlessly in the harem, even the queen was ignored, and she did not follow the rules.

Zheng Yuanlian managed to get through to the day when he was the rule, so why obey the rules? Isn't that just making yourself uncomfortable?

Whenever the queen heard people in the harem saying this, she always put on her airs of being virtuous and virtuous, and said softly: "There must be a few young people in the harem who are more lively."

Zheng Yuanlian sneered at the empress's virtuous and virtuous remarks, "You can pretend as much as you want outside."

The queen looked at Zheng Yuanlian's feet next to her snack plate, and said to herself, "Don't get angry, don't get angry, I'm used to it."

After the new batch of show girls came up, a new palace fight started. Zheng Yuanlian and the tea concubine were lying on the small couch, eating melon seeds. The tea concubine drank tea and rinsed her mouth: "This new crop of show girls also I don’t know what’s going on, but I don’t like eating melon seeds, last time I planned to organize a gathering to eat melon seeds, everyone gave me a face.”

Zheng Yuanlian sneered in his heart, he doesn't like to eat melon seeds, it shows that each one takes his own size seriously.

She didn't take these people seriously, but she couldn't stand Concubine Cha to keep reminding her, "Don't forget that when you cleaned up those old women in the harem, did the imperial concubines take you seriously?"

Can that be the same?Zheng Yuanlian curled his lips, it was because she was good-looking, smart, and a queen with an ambiguous attitude was messing around. There are not many people who can meet these three conditions in this life.

But can't say no.

There is such a potential stock sitting next to the queen in front of her.

The new Concubine Jun smiled dignifiedly and glamorously with her lips pursed. Zheng Yuanlian always felt uncomfortable looking at it. How could dignified and glamorous be put together?It's like a nun and a prostitute here, how can it be both at the same time?

Later, the tea concubine woke her up: This is really heart-wrenching, it’s not about exposing your thighs naked, you have to wrap them up, but not too tightly, so that a small part is exposed Son, it makes people think about it, but it just can't reach it, this is really charming.

Zheng Yuanlian put his feet next to the dessert plate with a smile as usual, the queen coughed and gave her a sideways glance, Zheng Yuanlian ignored her.The queen directly raised her foot and pulled her foot down, while Concubine Jun was drinking tea calmly, as if she didn't see it.

Zheng Yuanlian stood up straight away, left without saying anything.

From then on, Zheng Yuanlian didn't go to the queen's side very much.On the contrary, that concubine Jun is diligent, running several times a day, wishing she could grow up in the queen's palace.

When the maid of honor came to her again to report that Concubine Jun and the Empress had laughed for a few more hours, Zheng Yuanlian almost dropped the cup in her hand, and she finally managed to stabilize herself, it must be possible, this cup is precious.

On the day when Concubine Jun's accident happened, Zheng Yuan didn't even go over to join in the fun. To her, Concubine Jun was more intimidating than Concubine Gui.

But the queen came to Zheng Yuanlian's palace that day for the first time.

Zheng Yuan didn't even get up while lazily reclining on the couch and calling Wanfu.The queen found a seat by herself and asked, "Why did you kill Concubine Jun?"

Zheng Yuanlian was suddenly refreshed, after waiting for so long, he was finally able to say this sentence.

She imitated the queen's playful tone when Concubine Liang died.

"Because I am happy."

Hearing her say this, the queen suddenly smiled, "You are just like a child."

Zheng Yuan didn't even answer, and said in his heart: There is no such vicious child.

***

On the day the queen was grounded, the sun was shining down on the ground, Zheng Yuanlian looked at the bright yellow robe hanging on the hanger, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

She wandered around the queen's yard for a while, but unfortunately, the queen was meticulous in her work, so she couldn't kill her directly this time.

Zheng Yuanlian pushed open the door, the room was brightly lit, and it didn't look like it should be restrained.

The queen sat cross-legged on the bed, her head drooping, her eyes full of dignity.Seeing Zheng Yuanlian push the door and walk in, her eyes lit up suddenly, and she quickly waved to her, "Come here quickly."

Zheng Yuanlian had an expression on his face as if he had eaten a fly.

"Come here quickly," the queen sat cross-legged on the bed, motionless, "I'm struggling, do you think I should eat prunes first or sweet-scented osmanthus cake first?"

Surrounding the queen was a bed full of snack plates, candied fruit, dried prunes and pastries. The dignified empress was biting her fingertips and wondering which one to eat first.

Zheng Yuanlian was very upset by the queen's appearance. Shouldn't a person defeated by her come out with a decadent attitude?Our dear queen is fine, that way seems to say, I'm finally fucking grounded, I can finally pick my feet, cross my legs and roll my eyes as I like, I can finally get a chicken leg in my left hand and a duck neck in my right hand.

Zheng Yuanlian sat on the edge of the bed, took a piece of pea yellow, and was about to put it in his mouth, but the queen snatched it and put it back, "This is mine."

Seeing her pouted to protect the food, Zheng Yuanlian let out a "hum" from his nose.

"You are too impatient," the queen moved closer to Zheng Yuanlian, "If you want to bring someone down, you have to make her never recover. I thought you understood this truth."

Zheng Yuan didn't even speak, she understood, of course she understood.

The queen continued: "Is it for Concubine Liang? What made you so anxious?"

Hearing what the queen said, Zheng Yuanlian's heart trembled a little, and then his tone lightened up, as if he wanted to let the whole world know that she had cheated on the queen for the sake of Concubine Liang, "That's right."

The empress drooped her lips and shook her head in disapproval, "It's too stupid, I thought Concubine Liang had no friendship with you."

"Killing Concubine Liang is equivalent to killing my mentally retarded daughter." Zheng Yuanlian stared at the little mole on the tip of her nose, "Tell me, how much effort it takes to protect a mentally retarded daughter in the harem. Killed me."

The queen brushed Zheng Yuanlian's hair on the right side, "The beautiful daughter I took great pains to protect and told me to protect her mentally handicapped daughter, wouldn't I be jealous?"

After she finished speaking, she said to Eunuch Mou who was standing behind as an invisible person: "Old Mou, please judge."

Eunuch Mou pretended not to hear.

She said to Zheng Yuanlian: "My beautiful daughter is promising, and she can invite the big Buddha, Mr. Mou, to help me deal with it."

"Don't dare to do it." Eunuch Mou replied modestly.

Zheng Yuanlian raised the queen's chin with a finger, and leaned over to stare at her. The queen raised the corner of her mouth and quickly stuck out the tip of her tongue to lick her upturned finger.Originally wanted to see Zheng Yuanlian dodging in a panic, but unexpectedly Zheng Yuanlian didn't move at all, instead pinched her chin and smiled.

She leaned towards the queen, smiling wider and wider.

Eunuch Mou coughed a few times, Zheng Yuanlian let the queen go, the two of them turned their heads to look at Eunuch Mou, Eunuch Mou hurriedly confessed, "Your Majesty atones for my sins, this old servant feels... um..." After thinking for a while, he returned Say, "Wind Chill."

Zheng Yuanlian jumped off the bed at once, Eunuch Mou ran away, Zheng Yuanlian jumped a few times on the spot, and scolded: "I see you are quite strong!"

Eunuch Mou shouted back from outside the door: "Thanks to the blessings of the two ladies."

The queen leaned back and asked, "Do you really want to be a queen that much?"

"I want to say yes, will you let me?"

"Maybe, there's nothing good about being a queen. You can't do this or that." The queen looked at the pile of snack plates in front of her and gnawed her fingernails.

Zheng Yuan didn't even speak.

"When will you see me again?"

"Another day." Zheng Yuanlian said and walked out.

"When is the next day?" asked the Queen.

"tomorrow."

After saying this, the queen laughed, and shouted out the door: "You haven't picked out snacks for me yet!"

"Roll the donkey."

The queen picked up a donkey and rolled it into her mouth, luckily.

***

Zheng Yuanlian didn't come the next day.

The queen ate prunes and drank water, sitting cross-legged on the bed and humming a little song.

It was a long time before Zheng Yuanlian came to the Queen's Palace again, and it was so long that the Queen got fatter.As soon as she entered, the queen greeted her with a smile: "You are here."

Zheng Yuan didn't even say a word, he just slapped her in the past, the queen didn't hide, she still smiled at her.

Seeing the queen's bright smile, Zheng Yuanlian stared at her for a long time, then hugged her and cried while holding her shoulder, the queen patted her back lightly.

"You are so fucking ruthless, you can control the court and harem, you can put our whole family in prison with your fucking foot restraint, you are awesome!" Zheng Yuanlian cried and cursed while gritting his teeth.

"You," the queen ran her hair, "don't you feel sorry for scolding me like that?"

Zheng Yuanlian pushed the queen onto the bed at once, and pressed her neck to look at her. The queen was lying down and laughing. Zheng Yuanlian tried hard, but finally let go.

"You'll be out soon," she said.

"How fast is soon?" asked the queen.

"tomorrow."

Zheng Yuanlian wiped away the tears on his face, turned around and wanted to go out, the queen grabbed her sleeves, walked over and touched the rouge on her lips, "You haven't picked out snacks for me yet."

Zheng Yuan glanced at the few dishes left on the bed, and said casually: "Pea yellow, I remember you like eating pea yellow."

If you choose, don't regret it.

The queen took a bite of pea yellow, looked at Zheng Yuanlian's back and muttered: "It's bitter, it's really unpalatable."

***

Zheng Yuanlian has never done anything that he regretted in his life, if he had to say it, it would be the choice of pea yellow.

She also started to wear a bright yellow robe embroidered with gold thread, secretly scratching her neck and eating melon seeds, and then pretended to be dignified in the next second, accepting the Shanhu Chitose below.

Empress Zheng, thousands of years old.

Zheng Yuanlian, Empress Zheng, is a thousand years old.

She got her wish.

What kind of person is the queen?It seems that living this whole life is just playing a small game, not taking anything seriously.

Zheng Yuan didn't even see the Queen for the last time.

Wensun said: "My lady said she would always give her beautiful daughter a chance to kill her."

In that bed of snacks, only pea yellow was poisonous.

Zheng Yuanlian always sees the queen in his dreams, scolding her every time he sees her.

"Are you fucking retarded!"

"Do you fucking think death is just a joke!"

"What's your fucking brain!"

"I'm not mentally retarded, if I really want to kill you, how can I not hold back! You really treat me as a mentally retarded concubine Liang!"

"Did you fucking miss me!"

"I fucking... miss you."

One after another, the beautiful women were selected, and Zheng Yuanlian also learned the queen's set of chanting speeches, and he recited them every year without any new ideas.She was wearing three catties of jewelry on her head, and when she was scratching her neck awkwardly, she suddenly saw a face in a pink skirt underneath.

It looks like that person.

The show girls knelt on the ground and shouted Chitose, but she seemed not to hear, pointing to the show girl, "You..."

Everyone turned their heads to look there, Zheng Yuanlian's fingers trembled, and he tilted his fingers slightly, towards the person next to him, "The daughter of General Sima's family looks pretty good."