The Cat's Inheritance

In general, Hardworking is satisfied with Cat Club.Sparta seems to have met a new friend in it, that is the beautiful German curly hair. The two cats whined when they met. I don’t know what they were exchanging. Before they said goodbye, they even sniffed each other’s nose and butt , a friendly exchange of scents.Especially after Sparta got home that day, he was happy for a long time, running around the living room with his tail up, not knowing what he was happy about as a cat.

Because of Sparta's good mood, Xinqin immediately decided to join the membership and paid the membership fee for the first quarter.It's a pity that he had just paid the money, and when he looked back at his raccoon cat, he found that Sparta had lost his ears for some reason, and his big eyes were wet, shrinking at his feet.

I don't know the hard work, so I quickly hugged the cihuamao and stroked it slowly. "What happened to the pancakes?" he asked.

Sparta buried his head in Miwu's clothes sadly.In the afternoon, he saw Mr. Chiron, who told him that in class, the knowledge points he emphasized were the exam content.Sparta was very excited about this, thinking that he had mastered the key points of the review, and played happily all afternoon.After dinner, he thought about it seriously, and suddenly realized that when Mr. Chiron was in class, nine out of ten sentences were the key points.Here, how to review this?

Miu, I don't want to take the exam.

Xin Qin didn't know how to comfort the cihuamao, so he had to hold it in his arms and talk to it in a low voice. When he played games at night, he also brought Sparta with him.But Sparta still looked sullen.

When the live broadcast started, fans unexpectedly discovered that the camera was turned on in the live broadcast room today.Sparta was bending over and laying on Sing's shoulders, his two front paws were drooping weakly, and his ears were not standing up as vigorously as before. The whole cat looked extremely depressed.

——Hahahaha Today’s cake is a despondent cake

——What happened to my cake?distressed

——As if I saw me who didn’t want to go to work

——I don’t want to go to class

——I don’t want to start school

——I don’t want military training

——As an aside, such a lump of flesh on my shoulders makes my neck sore, and I can still play games freely with my singing spirit

——What do you mean by the previous one, do you dislike me for being fat?I tell you!Yes, Sparta is fat again

Hardworking and patiently explained to the fans that Sparta may be in a bad mood today, and I don't know why.I guess I won't get up and sing, sorry.

Sparta, which has never been more tired of studying, finally ushered in a week of suspension of classes for review.However, the review week did not bring him a relaxed feeling.After entering the review week, Teacher Chiron will no longer teach new knowledge, mainly relying on students to review the previous learning points independently. Cats can choose to review the course online, or participate in the teacher's online Q&A.Sparta racked his brains to warm up the books for two days, and finally couldn't take it anymore, so he asked for foreign aid.

It's not the first time Dai Mochi goes out to play at night, but it's the first time he goes out at night as a home tutor.He came to the balcony of Sparta's house with ease, and called the door politely.Sparta heard the sound, jumped up and unlocked the door from the inside, and brought Dai Mochi in.

Dai Mochi glanced at Sparta in the moonlight, and said in surprise, "Why are you so downcast, didn't you have dinner?"

Sparta didn't want to tell him that because of his frustration, he still pestered Miwu to feed him snacks after dinner today, and he ate a bit too much.He didn't say much, and came to the sofa with mochi.The two cats' heads came together, and they turned on the tablet and looked at the real test questions carefully.

Meow, are the elementary school courses so difficult now?Dai Mochi shook his beard tangled.How do I remember that it wasn't so complicated when I was young?

Sparta looked helplessly at Dai Mochi, and Mochi lowered his black head in shame, hiding himself in the darkness. "I don't know this question." He said sincerely.

Sparta sighed in frustration. "I might fail."

Dai Mochi comforted him lamely, "No, elementary school is still easy to pass, and the real difficulty is yet to come." But his words obviously didn't have much comforting effect, seeing Sparta almost paralyzed with sadness. The meatloaf was over, and Dai Mochi hurriedly remedied it, "Actually, it doesn't matter how many points you can remember, the key is to figure out the intention of the person who made the question."

Sparta looked up, what is trying to figure out?

"Well, just guess, don't guess casually, guess very hard. After you understand why the cat who asked the question asked this question, you will do it. For example, you look at the question." Dai Mochi with his claws After clicking a question, the voice of the mechanical cat came from the tablet, and it read the question in an orderly manner.This is a multiple-choice question. After listening to the questions, you need to choose a correct option among the four answers.

Four answers... Sparta thought tangledly.Most cats don't know how to count. Generally speaking, if there are several brothers and sisters in the litter they are born in, they will be able to count the number the most. Among them, female cats are better than male cats.Male cats born and raised in small litters like Sparta are already struggling to count to three. After going to school, they learn from the teacher to gradually count to five.The best student in his class can count to ten.Therefore, Sparta has a headache when he sees topics related to numbers.

The voice of the mechanical cat continued to sound. "Ask why humans like to bathe us when they know we don't like water: one, they want us dead; two, they like water; three, because we're dirty or have nasty bugs and we don't They want to lick themselves clean; four, they want to take pictures of our embarrassment and send them to the human circle of friends to humiliate us."

This question is very simple, and Dai Mochi regained his confidence.He held his paw happily, and said to Sparta, "Come on, just try to figure it out, why did the teacher ask this question? What is the answer?"

Sparta thought about it seriously, and said a little unconfidently, "Is it because they want us to die?"

Dai Moshu was stunned for a moment, "No, no, think about it more carefully. Do your humans think the same way?"

Meow of course not!Sparta seems to have figured out the knack of solving the problem a little bit, he can put all the problems on Miwu and think about it. "I know, the answer is because they like water!" Miwu seems to like water very much!He has supervised Miu's bath many, many times.

Dai Mochi sat up straight and scratched his neck anxiously. "Oh, that's not right. Try to figure out the intention of the cat who came up with the question."

Sparta guessed obediently, and replied: "Because he wants me to fail?"

Dai Mochi was a little bit shocked, and his voice sank. "Actually, you should think about it from another angle. The intention of the cats is always to help you get along with your humans better and manage them better. So they will tell you the intentions of humans to do things and guide you to Choose the correct answer, so you can understand why humans do some strange things, so that you can better understand human behavior and help you get along with them. Got it?"

Sparta replied honestly, "I don't understand."

Dai Mochi sighed, "How about this, if you encounter multiple-choice questions that you don't know how to do, choose the third one."

Sparta pricked up his ears in surprise, can he still choose this way?

Dai Moshu twitched his ears, and said vaguely, "It's about the same, just keep that in mind."

The mechanical cat read the second question again. "Why do we show disgust when humans smoke: one, we cats hate everything; two, humans are one of the cat's allergens, and strange particles may trigger cat asthma. Stay away from smoking humans, can make them regret , so as to help them quit smoking, so as to ensure our health; third, second-hand smoke can also become addictive, and our cats have no money to buy cigarettes; fourth, we simply don’t want to make it easy for humans.”

Sparta replied loudly: "I know, the answer is the third!" The system prompts that the answer is wrong.Sparta was greatly shocked, staring at Dai Mochi with suspicion.

Dai Mochi twisted his ears, this is different from Meng's answer when I was in school, why did you change the rules. "Well, there are always accidents. So we still have to go back to the solution of figuring out the cat's intentions in giving the questions. Being a cat can't always imagine that the exam is all about luck."

Sparta squinted his eyes, obviously not convinced.

Dai Mochi turned his head away, "Actually, there is another little trick. Among the four options, the longest one is usually the correct answer."

The mechanical cat read out the third question.This is a bonus question, so the difficulty is beyond the outline. "How to judge whether a human has experience with cats, the following wrong judgments are: [-], if the human thinks that all cats like catnip, then he is a novice or has never been in contact with cats; [-], if the human Randomly disrupt our schedule, change feeding time, bring us into unfamiliar new environment without warning, forcibly disrupt our daily habits, then they are unreliable, because they don't know that it is easy to cause us to get sick Symptoms; three, we sometimes use our paws to scoop up water to drink, probably just because we don't like the shape of the water basin, which makes our beards uncomfortable. Humans who know this must know how to treat us better; four, if This man didn't know that the earliest case of a cat successfully taking over from a human to become a domestic cat happened in China, which shows that he is ignorant and untrustworthy."

Sparta hesitated for a moment, "The second one sounds the longest, should I choose the second one?"

The system prompts that the answer is wrong.

After a while of silence, Dai Mochi suddenly stood up, "Then what, I have something else to do, I'm going back today, I'll come and see you after you finish the exam." After finishing speaking, he ran away along the wall.

Things have come to this point, which shows that the so-called exam metaphysics is unreliable.On the contrary, Sparta became more open-minded, and gained a calm state of mind to be at ease with the situation. Reviewing and taking exams with a normal mind, as long as you work hard, it will be a good harvest.

However, it is too difficult to do this, for no other reason than his meow is too clingy.Sparta has been busy all day for this, and has little time to rest and review.

For example, after breakfast, Sparta wanted to calm down and meditate on the test questions he did last night.Miwu will walk around in the living room, move the sofa cushions, scrape the carpet with strange things, and hang clothes that will flutter in the wind on the balcony. Seeing Sparta's claws itching, he can't review at all up.

For another example, when the sun is just right at noon, Sparta intends to use the shape of the shadow cast by the light to recall the relevant knowledge points mentioned by the teacher.At this time, Miwu will suddenly move a recliner chair, put it in a place where it can be exposed to the sun, sit on it, and then quietly scan his phone.How can this be tolerated?Indignant, Sparta jumped into Miwu's arms, found a comfortable position, and pressed Miwu's mobile phone under his belly.At this time, Miwu would make trouble and keep touching the fur on his belly.Because it was so comfortable, Sparta couldn't help falling asleep, and when he woke up, he couldn't help being hungry, so he pestered Miwu to feed him some snacks, and ended up wasting another afternoon.

At night, Miwu would urge him to eat again.The meal is so delicious, it is inevitable to doze off after eating.After waking up, he couldn't be idle for a moment. Miwu was going to broadcast live, so he had to go with him, greet the fans, and remind them to come more often.He had to guard Miwu when he was playing games, lest Miwu become demented.After the live broadcast was over, Miwu was going to take a shower, so he had to watch to prevent Miwu from choking on the water.

Just so tired, when it was time to sleep, Miwu had to be coaxed by him to fall asleep!

But the bed was always too warm, and Sparta fell asleep accidentally.Staying up late to review or something is simply unrealistic.

In the early morning of the next day, Sparta was responsible for waking up humans again, which really didn't make the cat worry at all.

Repeating this kind of life every day, Sparta sighed, and before he knew it, the review week was over.He ushered in the dreaded midterm exam.