The Cat's Inheritance

Sparta's midterm exam is scheduled on the eve of Christmas Eve. Although it seems a bit sad to face the exam in an environment with a strong festive atmosphere, cats don't have the concept of Christmas, so for Sparta, this is just a Ordinary scary night.

Before night fell, Dai Mochi sent Mr. Jay to give Sparta a must-pass talisman, which is said to be very useful in the human world and can bless him to pass the exam smoothly.Taking advantage of his hard work and not paying attention, Mr. Jay stuffed the test must pass symbol into the crack of the door.Sparta picked it up and put it under his exclusive sofa cushion.He didn't know what a talisman was, but he just felt that no matter what it was, as long as it could indicate that he would have a good test result, he would be willing to try it.

In the human world, this is called superstition.

Sparta, together with other cats in the class, stood in front of the tablet early, anxiously waiting for Teacher Chiron to come online.Scallion Bun Stew said that he was so nervous that he almost lost his shape.But he is obviously the cat with the best homework performance, but now he has the nerve to feel that the test questions are too difficult, and Sparta feels aggrieved.This anger made him feel even more nervous.

What if I fail a course?What if I fail to graduate from primary school?What if Miwu doesn't have a cat?What if Miwu has another smart cat?

These complicated thoughts weighed heavily on Sparta and began to deform.He slumped on the sofa, staring blankly at a bright light on the screen, so nervous that he wanted to go to the bathroom, eat a whole can, and wake up his mime, but he couldn't think of the exam questions he had reviewed.

Teacher Chiron came online a quarter of an hour later than usual.As a dedicated teacher, Chiron was late for the first time.This short but unusual 15 minutes made the waiting cats almost breathless.As soon as Mr. Chiron's curly head was exposed, all the cats pricked up their ears in unison, and stared at Mr. Chiron tremblingly.

Teacher Chiron is wearing a big blue flower today.As usual, he arranged a few paws of his own flowers, and then said slowly: "The exam begins."

Sparta suddenly heard a thud in a trance, and only after recovering did he realize that a mermaid passed out due to excessive fright, and fell directly off the sofa.Like an infectious disease, Sparta also began to feel weak in the limbs and dizzy.He took a deep breath and stood up tremblingly, trying to maintain his dignity.

If I fail a course, I will retake it.I will definitely learn and come back!

But...before that...I really want to go to the toilet, ouch.

After Mei Short was woken up, the exam started soon.The cats have 5 minutes to test their own test environment. The windows of all cats are controlled by the system, so that they can only see the window of Mr. Chiron’s cat on their screens, and can only hear Mr. Chiron’s voice. sound.The exam questions are pre-recorded by Mr. Chiron, and will be played automatically according to the time interval.The cat candidates just meow their answers to the voice of the system, and the system will automatically save and upload their answers, and send them to Mr. Chiron’s background for marking.

With a long beep, the mechanical cat of the system began to read the question.

Sparda stared dazedly at the screen, his tail twitching and shedding.

"The first question is a multiple-choice question. Please listen to the question. From the following four options, please choose a description that best fits Teacher Chiron's image: [-]. Handsome; [-]. Chic; [-]. Good-looking; [-]. All of the above. Correct. Please begin answering after the beep."

……

Sparta raised his head and looked around blankly, trying to read the true meaning of this question from the expressions of other cats.It's a pity that he has been isolated by the system and cannot see his cat's answering status.He raised his hind legs anxiously, kicked his neck, and bent over to lick his belly. It was not until the end of the question time that Sparta hesitated to say his answer, "The fourth..."

"The exam is over."

Meow?

Sparta was dumbfounded, and couldn't help stretching out his paw to pat the tablet to see if there was a system error.But nothing happened, the test interface disappeared quickly, and the students once again saw each other's small windows, only to see a dumb cat's head in each window.

Scallion Bun Stew was still holding up his paws, full of stupidity, and asked in a daze, "Teacher, there is a problem with my examination system, I apply for a re-examination." As soon as he finished speaking, he was glared at by his classmates.

Teacher Chiron yawned, half drooping his eyelids, not looking at the cats, and said slowly, "That's right, there is only one question in today's exam. The midterm exam is over, get out of class is over." The tail gracefully disappeared into the window.

The students looked at each other in blank dismay.However, things have come to this point, and it seems that the only option is to accept this one.Everyone's actions were very confused, as if they had forgotten everything that happened just now.Seeing the students' small windows go out one by one, Sparta couldn't calm down.

It's like a big cat that looks very powerful appears on your territory. You have prepared for a long time and planned to fight, but it turns out that it is a fake cat. You don't even have to move your claws to catch it. A gust of wind blew it away.

This feeling of holding back the strength for a long time, suddenly being pierced, is really a bit unacceptable.

Sparta scratched his head for a long time, and decided to chat with Dai Mochi.Night owl Dai Mochi was still online, saw Sparta's video invitation, and accepted it in a panic.Because of the failure of the midnight tutoring last time, Dai Mochi hadn't contacted Sparta for a long time.Guessing that Sparta has finished the exam today, Dai Mochi has accumulated a lot of things that he wants to tell him. "How did you do in the exam?" Dai Moshu asked straight to the point.

Sparta thought for a long time before replying, "The test is very complicated."

Dai Mochi didn't understand, "Is it because the exam questions are difficult?"

Sparta tilted his head, "No."

"Well, is that very simple?" Dai Mochi was happy for Sparta.

Sparta tilted his head to the other side, "Well, you can't say that."

Dai Mochi was confused by him, "It's neither difficult nor easy, how did you do in the exam?"

Sparta simply told Dai Mochi about today's exam.As soon as he finished speaking, Dai Mochi suddenly pricked up his ears, his eyes lit up, and excitedly said that he wanted to find Chiron to find out the situation.In his impression, as a teacher, Chiron is still very responsible, whether it is teaching or invigilating, he is always meticulous, so letting the water go like this is really not in line with his cat design.

After being nervous for half the night, Sparta was already feeling sleepy, so he squatted on the sofa for a while.Fortunately, not long after, Dai Mochi came back with gossip. "I got it right, hahaha, Chiron is a silly cat."

It turned out that Chiron had prepared a set of test questions, but his humans suddenly restored the tablet's system to factory settings, causing Chiron's data to be lost.His humans are quite clingy to cats, and Chiron has no room for private cats at all, so he can't spare time to re-write the questions, so he has to deal with a new set of test questions in a hurry, and it's right to take advantage of this group of kittens.

After hearing this, Sparta felt a little sympathetic to Mr. Chiron.It turns out that there is also a human who sticks to cats in the teacher's house.He felt the same way.

Dai Mochi laughed so hard that he leaned forward and rolled all over the floor.Chiron and he have been classmates from high school to college.His old classmate usually has a serious appearance and pays great attention to his image. Basically, there will be no farce like today.Seeing him deflated, Dai Mochi felt indescribably refreshed. Who made Chiron and Dai Moshu compete for the post back then, and Chiron took the last seat in the teaching team of the Cat Academy by virtue of his appearance and pedigree?Of course, it's dark and cool, Dai Moshu doesn't want Chiron to lose his reputation in front of his students, after all, he is still his good friend. "Then what, of course, Mr. Chiron loves you little brats. If you ask serious questions, you probably won't answer half of the ten questions correctly. Isn't it?"

Yes, yes, the scumbag Sparta was powerless to refute.

"Besides, maybe it's the test pass talisman I gave you that played a role." Thinking of this, Dai Mochi suddenly became proud, as if it was really his credit, "Oh, I'm so foresighted . Come to me in the next exam, I will draw a must-pass talisman for you. Hahaha, I am a cat fairy!"

Sparta didn't have the patience to listen to his hahaha, so he shut down the machine and went offline.

It wasn't until he climbed to the top of the stairs that Sparta gradually came to his senses.He passed the test!This kind of joy of rebirth after a catastrophe is always more intense after it settles down.Sparta rolled on the ground, giggled for a while, and suddenly wanted to share the good news with Miwu.

It's a pity that his Miwu was still sleeping deeply, and his whole body was trapped in the warm blanket. He looked very good-looking, and his body was full of fragrant smells.Sparta doesn't know how humans define good-looking, but he thinks his meow must be the most beautiful and gentle human being in the world.

Miwu, I'm sorry, I'm still stupid now, but I will study hard in the future, I will never be lazy again, I will become the smartest cat, and I will understand everything you say.

Sparta was lying on Miwu's pillow with his limbs crossed, and his head rested gently on Miwu's hair.His nose was itchy from the strands of hair, he accidentally sneezed, and hurriedly looked down at Miwu.Miwu hasn't woken up yet.Sparta felt relieved, and fell asleep contentedly depending on his human being.

Early the next morning, Sparta woke up in Miwu's arms.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw his own human being looking at him quietly.Sparta immediately became happy, flicking his tail under the thick blanket.

Meow meow, I passed the exam!

Xin Qin pinched the raccoon cat's fur ears, "Morning, Sparta, we are going out today."

A few days ago, Qinqin received an invitation letter from the Cat Club for the Christmas Meow Night event. All cats participating in the event are required to wear costumes that match the holiday theme.Most cat owners may think of Santa Claus costumes, but Sparta is more accepting of headdresses and bow ties than clothes. Hardworking is unwilling to force it, so what is prepared is an elk horn headdress and a Christmas bell buttoned Green tie.The bell is solid and looks cute.

After breakfast, he teased Sparta to put on the elk antlers and bells.Sparta's round head, with a pair of large antlers on top, looks silly. "Big Horn Cake." Hardin suppressed a smile and took a few photos of Sparta.Then before it threw off the antlers, it helped Sparta take them off, and pinned the antlers to the bow tie, so that it looked like Sparta had a pair of horns growing on its back.

Sparta shook his body and felt that something was pressing on his back. Although it wasn't heavy, it was so strange that he couldn't even walk.He looked at Miwu puzzled, and found that his humans seemed very happy.Meow, forget it, just treat me as coaxing him.

Spartan causes a little stir when he shows up at the Cat Club with elk antlers and Christmas bells.Its shape is unique among all the cats in the audience, and it is also very cute. Many cat owners gathered around and raised their mobile phones to take pictures of the raccoon cat.Sparta was not used to being surrounded by crowds, so he huddled next to Miwu, hooked his tail, and looked warily at the strangers who kept trying to get closer.

Qin Qin smiled at the crowd and led Sparta to the corner.He reached up and scratched Sparda's back to help it relax, then unhooked the elk antlers from the top of its head and kissed it. "Go and play by yourself, there are a lot of cats, you can make friends with them, you can't fight. Go." Sparta rubbed his trouser legs, and was attracted by the cat toys in the room after a while, and happily devoted himself to this cat Went to the big party.

For today's party, the club specially rearranged the original cat activity room. The restrictions on the two groups of "No Meow Meow" and "Doudou" were temporarily cancelled, and all cats can be active in one big place at the same time.There are a lot of cat toys in the activity venue, and waiters are also arranged to come out to patrol the venue every once in a while, carrying a plate with various cat snacks on it, all of which are in the size of a small bite. It is up to the owner to decide freely Do not feed cats.

In comparison, the treatment of the masters is much worse.In order to prevent cats from eating by mistake, the event restricts the owner to bring human food into the venue, and no human food will be provided on site except pure water.Although it sounds harsh, judging from the beaming expressions of the owners, everyone doesn't mind.

After Sparta left Miwu's side, he quickly integrated into the cat's social circle.He is one of the few cats that does not wear small clothes, so his movements are much more sensitive than other cats.He didn't bother to say hello to those slow-moving and weird-looking fellows, and after a while, he fixed his eyes on the topmost position of the cat climbing frame, squinted his eyes for a long time, jumped up, climbed a few times, and soon reached the top. At a glance all the cats are small.

Hey, it's meow, meow, meow, I'm here!Go away, who are you, this is my place.

After observing Sparta diligently for a while, he made sure that it was relaxed now, so he stopped staring at it, found a comfortable corner to sit down and rest, took out his mobile phone and checked Weibo.The photo he posted this morning received an overwhelming response from fans, with more than 500 comments.

— Take a bite of elk biscuits

——Oh my god, it’s super cute, this po owner wants to trick me into raising a cat again

——Sparta and Sing God Merry Christmas

Qin Qin was flipping through the comments one by one when he suddenly felt his knees sink.He moved his eyes away from the phone, and found himself surrounded by a circle of cats at some point.Ragdolls, English Shorts, Jinjila... The one lying on his lap looks like a very bold and outgoing cat, a chubby orange Garfield.Seeing him looking up at him, the little chubby cat meowed openly, as if to say hello.

Xin Qin pursed his lips and smiled, scratched Garfield's short neck, tried not to look into its eyes, did not move his floor, and continued to bury his head in swiping his phone.After a while, another beautiful silver chinchilla also mustered up the courage, moved to Qin Qin's side, opened its big glass eyes, and looked curiously at his mobile phone.

One after another, gradually, more and more cats gathered around Xin Gong.

Cats are creatures that love to join in the fun. As long as one or two cats get together, other cats are likely to join in because they are curious and want to watch the fun, forming an encircling effect.

Probably the scene of the cats gathering to watch the hard work was so spectacular that many owners stopped talking and took out their mobile phones to take pictures of this scene.

Is this the physique of the legendary president cat!This kind of person should not be banned from entering!

The owners thought enviously, watching helplessly as their cats became uncharacteristically curious about a stranger.

The little movement below finally caught the attention of the high-ranking Sparta. When he lowered his head, he immediately found that the little fat man with onion buns was nestling on Miwu's lap and doing whatever he wanted!

Ow!

Angrily, Sparta jumped off the cat climbing frame, quickly ran to Miwu's lap, raised his paw, and slapped the onion bun.He just slapped him and was picked up by Miwu.

"Pie cake, you can't fight." Harding stopped Sparta in a low voice.So fierce, be careful to be kicked out of the club.

Sparta yelled at the onion bun stew, you go away!Miu wouldn't want a second cat!

This was the first time Scallion Baozhu saw Sparta, and he was very happy except that he was a little confused when he was beaten the first time.He stood up and greeted Spartan excitedly.Hi, Sparta, hello!I am stewed with green onions!Your humans are really good!He smells so good!

Don't smell it, don't smell it!Sparda writhed violently in the human's arms, eager to give the fat cat another paw.

The scallion bun didn't mind either, and smiled and planned to jump off the Spartan human's lap.He was really a little fat, and his lower body was unstable when he jumped down, and he accidentally rolled down from his knees.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Qin Qin caught the little chubby cat and saved it from falling to the ground.He gently put Garfield on the ground.Garfield was stunned just now, and he was a little listless.Qin Qin reached out and touched its head, "It's all right, let's go play."

The group of onlookers was startled by the sudden move of the onion bun, and instantly dispersed.Seeing this, he gradually returned to the onlooker mode, smiling and watching the little fat man make a fool of himself.Fortunately, Scallion Bun Braised has a big heart, hahaha laughed at himself, and rubbed his head on the trouser leg of the human to show his gratitude.

This completely annoyed Sparta, he wanted to break free from Miwu's embrace, and beat up the short-mouthed little fat cat.

Qin Qin took out Spartan's snacks from his pocket, and approached it in front of it to divert its attention.This trick was very effective, Spar soon forgot about the conflict with little Garfield, and started meowing around hard work.However, its barking and the charm of its snacks have also attracted other cats onlookers. Many cats who are bold enough to work hard directly want to get a share of the pie.

Hard work is a bit embarrassing, I look around and raise my voice to explain the type of snacks I have, whether there are cats that I can't eat.The owners also realized that it was time to feed their cats some food.So each went to find his own mother, and the cats scattered scattered.

Nothing is more happiest than Sparta, who proudly raised his tail, chewing snacks, and declaring his sovereignty over Miwu.See, this human, mine!I'm super fierce, don't come here.

Scallion Bun Stew was far away, sticking out his tongue, making faces at Sparta.

Sparta ate the snacks and was soon satisfied. He collapsed into the arms of Hardworking, grunting.Hard work gently stroked its fur.At this time, a tall and strong man leaned forward, with a faint smell of perfume on his body. Although he was full of beards, it seemed that every stubble of his beard had been carefully trimmed, just like his shiny big back head.

"Oh, you are the one who is said to be able to recruit cats, you are so enviable."

This man looks very strong, his muscles can be clearly seen bulging through his clothes, but when he speaks, he dances with hands and feet, and his voice is soft.Xin Qin smiled at him, didn't intend to answer, and continued to touch Sparta with his head down.

The man introduced himself enthusiastically, "Oh, by the way, my name is Fang Jia, you can call me Jiajia."

"Fang Jia, hello." Xin Qin greeted him, "Xin Qin."

Fang Jia praised Sparta exaggeratedly, "This cat looks really special, it's a special kind of good-looking. And it looks very energetic, which shows that the owner has raised it very well."

Xin Qin is not very good at chatting with strangers, so he has no choice but to respond one after another, leaving most of the conversation to Fang Jia.Fortunately, the other party is a talkative person, and I can talk on and on for a long time by myself, from sharing the experience of raising cats to 5000 years, without stopping in between.

Sparta flicked his tail, nestled in Miwu's arms, and yawned big.This human is so noisy, and it's not someone's human.At this moment, he caught a glimpse of Teacher Chiron walking towards him step by step.Sparta was taken aback and woke up instantly. Ruanxiang couldn't lie down anymore, stepped on Miwu's arm, and stood up straight.

What is Teacher Chiron doing here?Could it be that you want to inform me that the test paper has been found and I need to make up the test?

Sparta's mind was overwhelmed, and disasters continued.

Just as he was thinking wildly, Teacher Chiron had already approached.He stopped, glanced indifferently at the two humans in front of him, and then chose to sit down at Miwu's feet.

Qin Qin recognized the noble German curly hair and was surprised when Fang Jia beside him suddenly jumped up and exaggeratedly shouted: "Chiron! My dear, are you here to find me! Oh, come to Dad Come on, baby! I miss you too! Come and give me a kiss!"

Sparta couldn't understand what the noisy human was saying, but he swore that he saw the unconcealable disgust in Teacher Chiron's eyes.Oh, it turns out that this human belongs to Mr. Chiron's family.Sparta suddenly felt infinite sympathy for Mr. Chiron.A well-learned cat has mastered all the skills to conquer human beings, and can open a test paper casually, but it can only face such a weak-looking cat who can lie down on its own without conquering or training Humanity.

How unappreciated this is, cats are unfair, cats are unfair.