The Cat's Inheritance

Xin Qin doesn't know how other people's family celebrates the New Year's Eve. In short, the first thing he does when he opens his eyes is to search the Internet: how to celebrate the New Year.However, the country is vast and the folk customs are different. Almost every household has its own way of life.In my memory, grandma didn't seem to be particularly particular about things. There are few people in the family, so a reunion dinner is enough.After searching hard for a long time, I decided to put down my phone and do whatever I wanted.

Spring Festival couplets are relatively simple, just close the door of Sparta and work hard to get it done by yourself.When pasting the lucky characters, three out of the eight lucky characters were damaged due to the "help" of Sparta, so Qin Qin had to comfort himself that it was a good sign of good fortune.Lunch was a meal of quick-frozen dumplings. I worked hard to pick out the part that cats could eat, and gave Sparta a taste. It was a reunion dumpling.The dinner is a bit richer, there are three dishes, all of which are finished products bought from the supermarket with hard work, and they can be eaten after heating.He placed two sets of bowls and chopsticks, and two cat food bowls.

Sparta was pleasantly surprised to find that today he can eat two pots of cat food.Sure enough, this is the human spring festival that Dai Mochi said?Very generous.He flicked his tail and ate the food in his bowl leisurely. When he turned his head and wanted to eat another meal in the basin next to him, Miwu quickly took the food bowl away.Sparta sniffed the floor blankly, huh?

After the meal, Xin Qin hugged Sparta and weighed it. He secretly felt that it was the right decision not to give it more food, and Sparta weighed two or three more.Hardworking decided to wait until the end of the Spring Festival, and began to mix Sparta with cat food for weight loss.

Sparta, who didn't realize it at all, wandered around the living room after dinner, chasing the new toy mouse that Miwu gave him, having a great time.Miwu came over, hugged him and lay down on the sofa for a while.There was a non-stop jumping picture on the TV. At first, Sparta stared at it with relish for a while, but soon became bored. He stretched out his long paws, stretched his waist, curled up in a circle, and lay on Miwu's lap Squint to rest.

I worked so hard to scan all the information on my phone, and I started to feel bored.The party was uglier than he remembered.He lowered his head and teased the cat for a while, and finally decided to turn off the TV and go upstairs to play games. "Baibing, I'll teach you how to play the game later." Qin Qin hugged Sparta up.Sparta has now learned to squat on his arms like a child, and hooks his front paws around his neck to sit firmly.

Sparta was woken up, yawned, and rested his chin on Miwu's shoulder.When he was fully awake, he found himself in Miwu's game room.Miwu put him on the computer desk, and Sparta sat down on the keyboard.Are you going to be popular again today?He opened his mouth wide and yawned.Despite his lack of energy, Sparta still kept his responsibilities in mind at all times, sat upright, and planned to greet the popular people happily.Unexpectedly, Miwu also brought his study tablet and put it in front of his paw.Huh?Sparta tilted his head strangely, did Miwu find out that I was secretly studying on a tablet?He tensed up tensely.

Hardworking took Sparta back into his arms, turned on the phone and entered the live broadcast room.I thought that the live broadcast room would be very deserted during Chinese New Year.Unexpectedly, less than 10 minutes after he went online, he already has more than 1 viewers one after another.It seems that everyone's evaluation of the Spring Festival Gala is similar.

--happy!Originally, I just wanted to come in and punch a card, but I didn't expect to catch up with the front row of the live broadcast

——Happy New Year to God Sing and Sparta!

——New year, new weather, we want to suck cats!

There are more and more bullet screens.Although everyone is roaming in the virtual network, Gonggong really feels the festive atmosphere, which is more lively than watching TV with one person and one cat.He turned on the camera, and Sparta seemed to realize that the other end of the camera was connected to the Internet. Every time he adjusted the camera, the raccoon cat would lean over, shake its head, and meow.

How are you guys, are you celebrating spring today too?Do you also eat two bowls of rice today?

——emmmmm, I think pancakes are getting fat again

——Hahahaha New Year’s Eve dinner was really good

——Isn’t Chinese New Year just about eating, drinking, getting fatter, thinner, and fatter?

——Look here, Dabing, I'll give you a pump!

Xin Qin reached out and hugged Sparta to his chest, let it sit upright, pointed at the camera, and pinched its face. "Today's anchor is Sparta, and it will broadcast live for everyone: cutting fruit." After finishing speaking, Qin Qin stretched out two hands from behind Sparta, typed a string of words on the keyboard, and temporarily changed the name of the live broadcast room to Cheng: The anchor is a cat.

——6666666 cat cuts fruit, no problem

——Anchor cutting fruit live, earning millions a month

——I want to pinch my face, it looks like it feels so explosive

Sparta stared at Miwu's every move curiously.Miwu turned on the tablet, swipe around on it, and finally entered a page that made sound.He tilted his head and suddenly saw something fly out from the lower end of the tablet.Startled, he stood up and looked sideways at the screen.Miwu flicked its claws quickly on the tablet, and those flying strange things disappeared.

Huh, what is this?

Hardworking and patiently demonstrated to Sparta how to cut fruit again.After careful calculation, he should not have played this kind of game for several years.Sparta seemed a little hesitant at first, holding his paw up for a long time without dropping it.But it is very smart, and quickly grasped the profound meaning of the game: the world's martial arts, only fast can not break.

Hard work and tens of thousands of fans idly watched a cat playing fruit cutting, and found it quite interesting.After playing two or three sets, Sparta has become proficient in the operation.What I have worked hard to set up for it is a no-drug version, so as long as Spartan cuts enough fruits, you can keep playing.Soon, its score has climbed to the third place in the online ranking.

——Hahahaha that's great

——There are still people playing this ancient game now, and they still pay attention to ranking?

——The ones in front, maybe the top three are all cats

Maybe everyone's New Year's Eve activities are very monotonous, or there are not many anchors who will broadcast live tonight, and more and more people gather in the live broadcast room, with a peak of 15 people. 10,000+ people watched with relish watching a cat play fruit-slicing competition online with others, er, and actually won.

——If the opponent knows that he is competing with a cat and loses, he wonders if he will...

——There is no fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to laugh

——The other party was depressed, and typed gg amidst laughter

When people are bored, patience is unlimited, but the patience of cats is easily worn out.The Spartans played a few games and quickly lost interest.The speed of the flying things is too slow, and it takes a long time for the paws to react, which is not fun.He flicked his tail, rubbed against Miwu's chin, and called a few times coquettishly.

"Feeling bored?" Qin Qin asked Sparta in a low voice.

meow.

Taking a hard look at the time, it was about half an hour before the New Year's Eve. "We're going to watch the new year today, let's go to bed later." He pinched Sparta's cheek.After Sparta stopped playing games, the number of onlookers gradually decreased. Most of the people chatting were old fans, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

——Oh oh oh that's the case, let's chat

——Yes, yes, we want benefits

——Let's talk naked! 【Excited to burst shirt】

——Seal all the doors of the car, this is a car bound for the edge of the city, no one should think of going halfway!Fasten the lighting engineer to the co-pilot!

——This is the first time I saw such a friendly soul, I can't sleep anymore!

You can set a central barrage in the live broadcast room, that is, every certain period of time, the system will randomly select a barrage and display it at the main position at the bottom of the screen, the effect is equivalent to the TV in the game.Qin Qin decided that from now on, he would answer every question raised by the barrage on TV.

This method of interaction is very effective, fans actively participate, and soon the barrage pool is full.Spartan threw himself on the computer screen, staring at the barrage as he moved back and forth, treating it as a new game.

——God Sing, what kind of cat is Sparta?How do you raise it?

"It's a garden cat. Maybe I didn't decide to raise it, but it decided to raise me, so it came home with me."

——Sparta weighs more now!

"Recently, it has grown a little more, almost ten catties. It is cold now, and it needs a little more protein, but it still needs to be controlled, otherwise the weight gain is too fast, and it will get stuck in the future."

——Hahahaha Carmen Pie

"Carmen Cake, that sounds like a good name."

——What kind of experience is it to have a clingy cat?

"It's okay, I don't have much experience in raising cats, so I don't know what's going on with other people's cats. As far as Sparta is concerned, it's pretty good. It usually plays around by itself, and may not find anyone for half a day. Hmm... …Yes, it’s okay to hug and kiss, rub your belly, yes, pinch your face, it’s not very good at rejecting, sometimes it will pretend to be angry, but it’s a very fake kind. I don’t know if it’s because of the breed , Maybe it’s because it’s naturally more relatives? No, it’s more wary of strangers, you shouldn’t be able to carry it. It’s very heavy now, and it should be difficult for a girl to sprint [-] meters.”

——Speaking such enviable words solemnly.I would like to ask what is the most touching thing that Sparta has done?

"The most touching thing? Well, stay by my side."

Sparta leaned back and stared at Miwu.Miu what are you talking about?He stretched out his claws to reach Miwu's chin, but Miwu pinched his paws.

—Tricked me into raising a cat again!I wonder why Sparta likes you so much!

"Uh, I may not be able to answer this question. Why don't I let it talk to you?" Xin Qin held Sparta in front of the microphone.

Sparta tilted his head and sniffed the microphone, then meowed hesitantly.Come again!

Before you know it, the minute hand has reached eleven, and in 5 minutes, the new year will begin.Qin Qin touched Sparta's fluffy head and said, "Almost, just the last question, and then we will celebrate the new year."

——Ah, I’m very angry. In one night, 1 people were flopped, and I was the only one who didn’t appear on TV

——Happy time is always short, let us sing together an unforgettable tonight

- I still have a question!me me

At this time, the last photogenic question appeared on the screen.

——I have no problem, but I want Sing to be in the same frame as Sparta!Sparta likes you so much, you haven't taken a photo together, won't your conscience hurt when you sing!

Seeing the question, Xin Qin was stunned for a few seconds, then subconsciously looked down at Sparta.Sparta was lying sideways on the computer desk, flicking the mouse with his paw in boredom.Xin Qin laughed, "Okay." He reached out and hugged Sparta.Sparda glanced at him lazily and yawned with his mouth open.After working hard to adjust the camera, soon, he and Lihuamao both appeared on the screen.

Huh?It's meow!Sparta opened his eyes wide, and suddenly regained his energy. He stretched out his paws and tried to pat the meow on the screen.Miwu and I are in the same frame!Sparta raised his head and rubbed Miwu's chin with the top of his head.

Qin Qin also kissed Sparta, and said to the camera: "Happy New Year everyone." After that, he turned off the camera and took Sparta to sleep.

Early the next morning, Xin Qin was woken up by the sound of firecrackers. He squinted his eyes and looked at the time. It was only 06:30.Sparta probably also disliked the noise, so he closed his ears, squeezed his head between his hardworking arms in a difficult position, and fell asleep.He worked hard to maintain his posture, and couldn't fall asleep anyway, so he began to swipe his phone with one hand.

Hardworking's Weibo message has reached 999, clicked on it, and many people took screenshots of his live broadcast showing his face yesterday, and shared them on Weibo.Among them, a painter's Weibo has the most retweets, with 3 likes.

"At first I just wanted to watch the live performance of a technical player, but I didn't expect to fall into a cat pit, let alone be convinced by my little brother's face. It starts with technology, and finally looks good. There is nothing wrong with it. [Picture] [Picture] "

——The hope of the game grandma main circle

——I was also playing games, and I suddenly felt that I was the essence of a pig

——E-sports does not need beauty, manual goodbye

——This little brother is in the top ten of the xf national server! Station x has a video, strongly Amway!

——Shouldn't the correct Amway posture be, doesn't he have a huge, huge, and cute raccoon cat!in a bad mood

——Hahaha yes, Dabing is the cutest, I don’t accept rebuttals

——I know that people who generally say they are not good-looking are good-looking in all likelihood, cry

Qin Qin casually flipped through the comments, and quickly backed out.Glancing at Sparta, he was still sound asleep and snoring slightly.Qin Gong took out the red envelope that he had prepared a long time ago from under the pillow, and gently stuffed it between Sparta's two paws.The red envelope was a bit too big, and Sparta probably felt uncomfortable, so he moved his paw, slowly tightened it, and hugged the red envelope in his arms.Qin Qin took a photo of it and posted the first Weibo of the new year: "New year, new atmosphere, healthy and healthy."

——Hahahaha and this operation

——Want to know what is in the red envelope, is it a snack?

——Since seeing the beautiful true face of Mount Lu, now I only want to drive

——Hahahaha what kind of nickname is it?

——Who is Jianjian and who is Kangkang?You will get angry when you mention other people's names like this, let me tell you

On the first day of the new year, Qin Gong and Sparta, one person and one cat, slumped on the carpet in the living room, playing the game of "whose paws are on it" for a long time, wasting time with nothing to do.In the afternoon, I was so hungry that I got up and made a bowl of noodles for myself, and ate it while hiding from Sparta.

The beginning of a new year is the best time to review the past and look forward to the future.After working hard to eat instant noodles, I took out my notebook and started to make New Year's resolutions.Sparta squatted aside, looking at his notes curiously. "In the past year, the deposits of Dabing and I are as follows..." I checked the bank account and filled in the numbers. "In the new year, our estimated income is..."

Hardworking and quickly prepared the income and expenditure plan, nodding Sparta's head to warn it, "We have basically escaped from extreme poverty, but we still need to work hard. We need a little more savings for emergencies. Therefore, this year's First goal, open source."

Open source, in fact, Sparta is the best way to open source.In fact, several sellers of cat food and pet toys have found Hardin and want to advertise for promotion.However, when it comes to areas that may cause discomfort or health problems to cats, Qin Qin didn't want to be too casual, so he didn't agree to any of them.As a game anchor, the income from the live broadcast platform is his main source of income.In the new year, if the fan base can be stabilized, it is possible for Hardworking to get the opportunity of offline activities, and there will be a certain activity fee for participating in such commercial activities.At the same time, there are some game platforms for promotion, and they also tend to cooperate with well-known game anchors.Chaodan told him about the road of commercial activities. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is to sell face.Although it is easy to lose feathers, it is better than letting Sparta go out to show his face.

After working hard on the schedule, he let out a deep sigh.When the cihuamao heard the sound, it immediately jumped over, curiously approached his nose, and meowed.Xin Qin stretched out his hand and scratched its neck, and suddenly thought of a joke, "I am in charge of earning money to support the family, and you are in charge of being beautiful."

Sparta did not understand human troubles.As a cat, he also has his own troubles.His elementary school graduation certificate and junior high school course selection list were sent on the third day after the new year.Sparta was a little overwhelmed by all kinds of thirty-odd subjects, so he quickly found the cat-headed military strategist Dai Mochi as his staff.

After a bountiful new year, Sparta wasn't the only one getting fat.Dai Mochi's black face also looked bigger.Dai Mochi, who has rich experience in course selection, quickly gave advice. "First of all, since you want to learn human language in the future, you must choose the introduction to human language. Secondly, I suggest that you learn cat language and learn more about our characters, so that you can do academic research in the future. The second is the introduction to home appliances. , this course is not only for home appliances, but also introduces tips to survive more comfortably in the human world. My cat thinks it is very useful. Then, it depends on the cat's interest, and choose some useful for you in the future Subjects. For example, don’t you want to take the Internet celebrity route? You can take subjects according to your own needs.”

Internet celebrity is the latest human language learned by Dai Mochi.The development and changes of human culture are too frequent and complicated, and we really live to learn from time to time.Sparta didn't understand, so he humbly asked for advice, and finally realized that I was a cat who was going to become an Internet celebrity.

"To become an Internet celebrity, you need to get more people to like you. Managing fans is very complicated, you need to be smart. So I suggest you take these courses. The most practical one is photography, not teaching you how to take pictures of yourself , is to teach you how to let humans take pictures for you.”

Sparta was dazed, "Aren't these two the same?"

"Of course it's different. The photography course will teach you how to have a better sense of the lens and how to look more cute when taking pictures or videos. Most of your popularity is accumulated through the photos or videos you take for you. Come on, this course is tailor-made for you."

Sparta shook his beard, thinking it made sense.

"Furthermore, you can choose one of dance and vocal music, both of which are quite strenuous. In order to graduate, you can take one. If you learn dance or vocal music, you will have a talent show in the future. If you want to Go on stage or give benefits to fans, and you will have a show to be on.”

Sparta began to bury his head in taking notes.

"The last one left. I actually recommend drama as a course. This course is a newly added comprehensive skills course. It didn't exist when I was in school."

"What is drama?" Sparta was puzzled.

"It's acting, it's making up a story by yourself, and then putting yourself into the scene as if it really happened. Human beings are animals with rich inner activities, and sometimes you need to cooperate with their strong desire to perform. More importantly, Now humans have higher and higher requirements for Internet celebrity cats, and you can no longer satisfy their terrible desires just because you look good or have a good photo. At this time, you need to become a showman."

Dramatists can't write, and Sparta silently scratched a circle on his notes on the sofa.

"By being a showman, you'll have plenty of material for them to entertain. Trust me, boring humans will have fun. Your humans will have fun, too."

The last sentence strengthened Sparta's determination.After a night of discussion, he finally selected his courses as: Human Language for Fools (Chinese), Elementary Cat Language, Human Home Appliances and Other Use Guides, Photography, Dance, and Drama.At the same time, I took two elective courses, Catching Rats and Human Mood Therapy.The elective courses will not affect the credits and grades of the main subjects. They are only used as a reference for daily performance and will affect the final comprehensive score to a certain extent, thereby affecting the graduation grade.

Starting from junior high school, each cat is no longer simply based on the two standards of graduation and failure to graduate, and graduates have more complicated scoring standards.All graduates will be divided into three grades, which are second class, first class, and special class.Top-grade graduates will have the opportunity to study more advanced next-level courses and enjoy more excellent teachers.

Sparta made a secret decision that the me who was a junior high school student was no longer the me who was a primary school student, and the low-altitude flying like the elementary school graduation exam would never happen again.

Meow, come on!