The Cat's Inheritance
Chapter 53
Although Sparta's plan is good, it is still very difficult in practice.
First, he needs to put humans to sleep.
Sparta gently pushed the door of the game room open with his body, poked his head to look at Miwu, and reminded: "Miwu, you should be sleeping."
Under the watchful eyes of the raccoon cat, Xin Qin strengthened his will and played two more games. At eleven o'clock, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, went offline and turned off the phone, and went to wash and sleep with the cat in his arms.Brush Sparta's teeth, wash Sparta's paws, and finally put Sparta on the bed and put him on the soft pillow.
Qin Qin leaned over and kissed the raccoon cat, "Good night, pancake."
Sparta rolled happily on the pillow, turned his fur belly to the tip of Miwu's nose, held his head with his two front paws, flicked his tail rhythmically, and began to sing a cat lullaby to Miwu .
Meow, meow, meow, purr~
Hard work was already a little sleepy, he yawned again and again, and stretched out his hand to rub Sparta's belly. "Bake, be good. If you don't want to sleep, go play for a while. I can't sleep if you sing like this."
Miwu, don't talk, you won't be able to fall asleep when you talk.Just listen to my singing.Meow, meow, meow, purr~
The cat song rang until midnight.Sparta's voice became softer and softer. He looked down, um, very good, Miwu fell asleep.Sparta licked Miwu's hair, and after making sure that Miwu was asleep, he got up and stretched, yawned, jumped out of bed, and trotted all the way to the living room.
I'm also very motivated tonight.
Sparta quickly found his tablet, and found that the tablet was bare and there was no place to put his mouth. How could he hold it?Sparta flicked his ears, shook his head and looked around, and suddenly found the small bundle he brought from Crooked Flow Town.The little bundle was cleaned by Miwu, and it was quietly staying on the TV cabinet, together with his little rabbit.
Yes, I can use the bag!
The small package that Spartan brings is too small to fit a tablet.But he remembered that Miwu also had a small bag, which was hung on the wooden rack by the door, and that bag was big!Sparta quickly came to the door, got up and jumped, and hooked the strap of the shoulder bag with his claws.He used too much force. When the backpack fell, the bag pulled the wooden frame, and the frame wobbled a few times, almost falling down.Sparta quickly jumped aside, staring at the shaking wooden frame with wide eyes.
Meow, if the shelf falls down, it will definitely make a sound, and then Miwu will be woken up by me.
Sparta involuntarily closed his ears, and waited in the corner with his neck curled up.
Huh, nothing happened.The wooden shelf stood firmly.
Sparta happily rushed over, picked up the backpack strap with his mouth, dragged the backpack and ran back to the living room.Human backpacks are made of canvas. Although they are a bit heavy, they are strong enough to hold them.Sparta gestured with his paws, thinking about how to put the tablet into Miwu's backpack.Whoops, it's really hard work.
While Sparta was struggling with the backpack, he noticed a slight movement outside the window.He pricked up his ears and looked quickly towards the window.Soon, a black shadow appeared outside the glass window.
"Excuse me." Dai Mochi politely greeted Sparta.
"It's Mochi." Sparta jumped up and opened the window for Mochi, "What are you doing here?"
"I heard that you are going to Wutaishan Park to do education to the countryside tonight. Shuke said that I have more experience and invited me to help."
Sparta glanced at Dai Mochi distrustfully. "You just want to hang out and mess with us by the way. You like talking nonsense when teaching other cats."
Dai Mochi, who was said about the central matter, choked up, coughed, and retorted: "Don't be like this, I can still help. If nothing else, I heard that you want to invite a dog to be a guest lecturer this time. What are you going to do?"
Sparta proudly pointed to the half-stuffed tablet computer with the tip of his tail, and said, "I've made plans. I'll drag the tablet computer over in a while, and then let Zhang Tiejun make a live connection with us. Then he finished speaking After class, we can also do on-site Q&A and interaction.”
Dai Mochi leaned over and sniffed the tablet, and said slowly, "The plan is good, but how do you plan to connect?"
Sparta wanted to reply subconsciously: Are you stupid? Of course it is online connection.But just as he was about to speak, he suddenly realized a very serious problem.
No wifi in the park!
Sparta's originally energetic ears drooped instantly.Hey, I'm so stupid. Such a basic knowledge was clearly emphasized by the teacher in the tutorial on how to use home appliances for human beings.I actually forgot.How to connect without internet?How can I go to class if I can't connect?The lesson plan for tonight is already ready, can I revise it now in a hurry?Why didn't I have a backup plan?Shuke and the others don't know that these accidents happened, they believe in me so much, why did I screw up?I don't want to face it, I really want to hide in Miwu's arms.
Dai Mochi sat at the side upright, and seeing that Sparta was almost annoyed by introspection, he continued leisurely, "I have a solution."
Sparta raised his head suddenly, can you do anything?
Dai Mochi proudly showed two small canine teeth, and said, "Of course, who am I? I'm the smartest cat in this area—ahem, one of the smartest cats. Let's go, drag your Tablet, I'll help you with wifi."
Sparta showed an expression of admiration.Dai Mochi is amazing!His enthusiasm came back all of a sudden, and without a word, he quickened his paw movements.With the help of Dai Mochi's claws, Sparta finally stuffed the tablet into Miwu's backpack, dragged it up to the window sill, and tore it off the ground.The tablet fits securely in the backpack.Sparta was relieved.Together, taking advantage of the darkness, the two cats dragged a single-shoulder backpack and quickly headed towards Wutaishan Park.
When Sparta and Dai Mochi rushed to the rally lawn in the park, they found that the cat members had almost arrived.There are a total of eleven students in this course, all of whom are around adult stray cats, intending to take over humans and enter human family life.As for the volunteer cat members, besides Shu Ke, there are steamed buns...and bean buns.
The two main black cats, Dai Moshu and Doubao, sat together, and they couldn't recognize them unless they were carefully identified.At first, Sparta was a little worried that Dou Bao would fight Dai Mochi.Fortunately, Dai Mochi is a friendly and polite cat, and Doubao has become a lot gentler since he and Mantou took over the human race.The two of them sat side by side politely, neither wanting to know each other nor hostile.
Sparta pulled his tablet out of Miwu's bag, and asked Mantou curiously: "So are you living with Doubao and your humans now?"
Mantou was a little embarrassed, and replied: "No, in fact, Doubao is not a real house cat now. He only agrees to live in my house, and he is not willing to admit his relationship with my humans. Doubao only comes to me every night. Sleeping at home, and still going out to patrol the territory during the day, it can be regarded as a semi-free-range state."
Doubao yawned when he heard the words, and said stiffly: "I don't owe that human anything, I bring prey home to him every day now. I am doing my best to support my family. However, I I don’t want to agree to take over this human right now.”
Mantou sighed, "Actually, I ate those prey. Humans still like you very much. Every time I don't see you, I worry about you."
Doubao shook his head, "It's okay, what you eat is the same as what you gave to that human. I will take care of it."
Sparta was silent, thinking that he hadn't given Miwu food for a long time, alas, I'm so lazy, and Miwu still likes me so much, Miwu is indeed the best human being in the world.Aww, when I have time, I must hunt for Miwu!
Dai Mochi is not interested in the love and hatred between children.He sat for a while, and couldn't help reminding: "Sparta, you should be online."
Sparta suddenly realized, yes, he still has a mission.He deftly opened the tablet with his paw, and then called Dai Mochi to quickly conjure up a working wifi.Dai Mochi walked over unhurriedly and asked the system to search for available wireless networks nearby.I didn't expect to find one. The signal is quite good, but the name is a bit weird.
Because it is not named in human language, but in cat characters.
The full name of this wireless network is: Found by you.
A password is required to connect, and Dai Mochi calmly prompts the system to input: canned beef is delicious.
Sparta was bewildered.He asked Dai Mochi, "Why is it canned beef?" Canned chicken is also delicious.
Dai Mochi told him that canned beef is Comrade Wang's favorite taste.
Sparta was still puzzled, "Is this the wireless network specially set up here by the Cat Association? What does it have to do with Teacher Wang?"
Dai Mochi tilted his head, "Actually, we don't know why there is a wireless network that cats can connect to here. Since I went to school, my teacher told me that this network can be found in the vicinity of Wutaishan Park, and it can be used by all cats. .This signal seems to be sent from the research institute on the mountain."
"The research institute on the top of the mountain!" A skinny white cat suddenly interjected, "I know, I know! The legend is a scary place. Isn't it?" He turned his head to look at his companion, trying to get approval .
The other cats nodded in unison, yes yes yes.
"How scary?" As a foreign cat, Sparta had never heard of related legends, and was a little curious.
The white cat lowered its voice, looked around cautiously, and said, "I heard that the research institute on the top of the mountain was established by a strange human, who would catch all kinds of cats for experiments. The cat that was taken away has never come back. It's scary!"
The other cats nodded in unison, fearful and terrifying.
This story is probably a horror legend that mother cats often use to warn kittens not to leave safe areas.How true it is remains to be seen.But in the hearts of the local cats, especially the local stray cats, the research institute on the top of the main peak of Wutai Mountain is a forbidden zone, and they can never get close.
Shu Ke shivered and said, "Don't scare the cats, it's late at night, I'm so afraid of cats." She intended to bring the cats' attention back to the business, "We'd better get started quickly while it's late at night. Let's go to class." After that, she looked at Sparta.
After Sparta went online, he found Zhang Tiejun who had been waiting online and made a video request.The request was quickly accepted.Zhang Tiejun's big dog's head appeared on the screen in an instant, and the cats shrank their necks and took a step back in fright.
"Aoooooooooo Sparta, you finally found me!" In order to show grandeur, Zhang Tiejun specially wore a red bow tie today, which made his long face even more silly.
A few bold stray cats surrounded it curiously and cautiously, leaned in front of the tablet, and sniffed back and forth.It was the first time for them to see new things in the human world, and they were amazed.There is a dog talking about Mao Pu, who is in a small box, smellless and incorporeal, but his voice can be heard.
It's amazing!
Sparta raised his head triumphantly, and said, "It's very interesting, I haven't seen it before. After you successfully take over the human race in the future, you will have the opportunity to get in touch with more interesting things. Now, let's start the class."
Although Shuke had informed all the students of the special mode of this class in advance to avoid stray cats from being too frightened, Sparta still gave a brief introduction.He sat down next to the tablet computer upright, with his ears pricked up, and said to the group of stray cats: "Today, we specially invited a dog as a guest lecturer to give you the first lesson: how to Close to humans. You may be wondering, why do cats need dogs to participate? In practice, our research has found that dogs have rich experience in the field of how to quickly convey friendliness and impress humans. This is their advantage. Humans There is a saying that makes sense, that is, cats with shortcomings should learn from cats without these shortcomings, so that your shortcomings will no longer be shortcomings, and you will become stronger. The learning process is not limited to race .Dogs, there are also things we can learn. I hope everyone can listen carefully, absorb as much as possible, and use the knowledge learned in class today in practice, so as to find suitable humans as soon as possible. I wish you success."
Zhang Tiejun was entrusted with important tasks for the first time. In the first few minutes, he was so excited that the dog and cat were mixed together, and it was difficult to distinguish what he said.Fortunately, Zhang Jianguo was also on the sidelines, reminding and making supplements in due course.I have to say that although Zhang Tiejun was stupid, after he calmed down at that time, he still performed well and looked decent.
"My dog experience, including taking advantage of the opportunity of taking a walk to consult my companions, I have the following conclusions. I think the reason why you cats think that humans are not close is because you are relatively independent in nature. Many times , human beings are dispensable to you, and you don’t need to like them from the bottom of your heart. This kind of alienation is easily reflected in your every move, thus conveying to human beings a feeling that you don’t need their information.
Our dogs are different. Most dogs have a natural love for humans.We love humans from the bottom of our hearts, we love to play with them, we love to be close to them for their constant caresses, we love them to be happy because of us.Therefore, for dogs, how to approach humans is almost instinctive and does not require training.
But you don't need to be sad, we will find a way!We'll make it—"
Sparta interrupted: "Teacher, can you teach without script?"
Zhang Tiejun scratched his head with his paws embarrassingly, and silently pushed the manuscript out of the camera.The Schnauzer on the side cheered him up silently.Husky rolled his eyeballs a few times, then stammered and continued.
"Actually, it's very simple. Since you have already planned to join a human family, you must adjust your mentality as soon as possible. Humans are not just another species. They will also become your family, friends, Closest companions. They will be your bosses, and they will be your mother."
A cat on the lawn muttered softly: "It's not the leader, it's taking over." His remarks were endorsed by many cats.
Husky shook his head in a daze, obviously not trying to understand everyone's confusion.
Dai Mochi yawned and smoothed things over: "Haha, cultural differences, cultural differences, let's continue."
Zhang Tiejun continued to speak. "When your mentality is adjusted, every time you see the human being you like, you have to treat the other person as your favorite toy or food, and develop a good impression and a sense of trust from the inside out. Then you will step forward involuntarily, without fear at all, and show your cutest side to your future human beings.
How to show it?Here I have summarized some of the positions that our dogs find most useful.Next, I will demonstrate one by one, and you can follow me to do it again.Very simple. "
Husky said, turned his face to the camera, his eyes widened to reveal most of the whites, he opened his mouth suddenly, pulled his lips, stuck out his huge tongue, and gasped hurriedly.He called this gesture a happy smile.
All the cats looked at the dog on the screen in shock, and they all meowed in disgust.
"No, I don't allow myself to do such a posture, even if it's to please humans! No, no, no!" The white cat who told the story was the first to protest, and won enthusiastic fans.
Zhang Tiejun still made what he thought was a kind and lovely expression, but he didn't get a response from any of his classmates.He tilted his head in bewilderment and stuck out his tongue even more.The scene stalemate for a moment.
Although Sparta realized that he needed to maintain order in the classroom, as a cat, he couldn't force himself to do this stupid posture like a dog.He stepped on his paw in embarrassment.
At this time, Dai Mochi, who was still the most qualified, broke the deadlock. "Everyone, don't worry about it. Although this movement looks silly, it has been tested by dogs for generations. They are very effective postures that can make human beings happy quickly. In fact, you don't have to strictly demand yourself to meet the requirements of Teacher Zhang Tiejun. The expression standard is too difficult, I think you can use it according to your acceptance and understanding, as long as you understand it. There has never been a standard answer for such things as teaching and practice.”
The stray cats looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally decided to reconcile the two sides, and once again devoted themselves to the intense classroom study.
Seeing all the cats struggling to widen their eyes and stick out their tongues, Sparta felt that his outlook on cat life had been impacted.He was very glad that Miwu was a human being who loved him very much, and didn't ask him to do anything stupid that would demean the cat.
But in fact, when cats let go of their prejudices and take the first difficult step, learning from dogs becomes less difficult for cats to accept.Although Zhang Tiejun is not an experienced teacher, he has a good temper and will repeat the essentials of movements tirelessly.Under the guidance of Zhang Tiejun over and over again, the cats gradually learned to stick out their tongues and exhale, frantically swing their buttocks, and pounce on human calves and other difficult movements.
Overall, the course tonight was fruitful.Sparta finally breathed a sigh of relief. While the stray cats were surrounding Mr. Zhang Tiejun for after-class Q&A, one of his cats began to stroll across the lawn.This time their classroom was not set up in the center of the eye-catching lawn, but at the junction of the lawn and the bushes.Looking from this side, most of the cats are covered by trees and bushes, and their actions cannot be seen clearly.Sparda looked around cautiously as he trotted.
Suddenly, Sparta's footsteps stopped.He shrugged his shoulders, lowered his head, and slowly lowered his ears to the sides.
He smelled the scent of a strange human being.
Sparta felt inexplicably afraid.He exploded the fur all over his body, and slowly backed away sideways, while screaming loudly, reminding his partners on the other side to pay attention to hiding himself.Suddenly, he saw a black figure gradually appearing from a distance.The early morning fog rises, and the air is filled with tiny water droplets.The figure was hazy and unclear.Sparta's inner unease continued to expand.
At this time, a dazzling flashlight came over, shaking Sparta's eyes sorely.He jumped away with a wow, but did not run away.He intends to hold on a little longer, so that the other cats have more time to retreat in cover.Fortunately, the human didn't seem willing to rush forward, just holding a flashlight from a distance.The blinding light chased Sparta, lingering for a moment on the red collar around his neck.
At this moment, Sparta heard a series of small human grunts.He couldn't understand, but he was keenly aware that the other party was slowly approaching.He stepped back cautiously, hiding his figure in the grass, and quickly waited for an opportunity to escape in the interlaced light.
Spartans are fast.Since he came to Miwu's side, it has been a long time since he didn't need to run away from danger as desperately as he is now.He gritted his teeth and strode forward with all his strength, like an arrow that left the string, passing across the lawn, and in a blink of an eye, he hid in the bushes, never to be seen again.
Sparta and the other cats who hadn't escaped in time quietly hid in the hiding place until they were sure that the strange and dangerous human had left, and then they slowly appeared to confirm each other's safety.
Sparta silently watched the direction in which the human left, full of suspicion and anxiety.
The white stray cat didn't leave either, and suddenly whispered: "Oh, I don't know what's going on recently, there are always strange humans approaching our residential area, and I don't know what to do." Mao Chun is a lover Cat City, a kitten like his age, has hardly encountered any incidents of humans harming cats. "I heard that some good-looking cats have disappeared. I don't know if they took over human beings or something happened. If it weren't for the more and more unrest outside, we wouldn't be in a hurry to find one Human." He muttered, and left with the other cats.
Sparta hurried back to the city with the rest of his friends, all the way silent.Mantou and Doubao bid farewell to Sparta at the intersection, and they will be responsible for sending Shuke home.Dai Mochi helped Sparta drag the tablet back to his home.
After Dai Mochi sent Sparta home, he hesitated for a moment, and said: "You don't have to pay too much attention. Danger is the price we must pay for progress. No cat can only obtain without giving. The situation is great, but dangers exist at any time. Cat Education has been clear about its mission and responsibilities from the moment it was founded. We are not afraid of dangers, nor are we afraid of challenges. We need to be prepared, but at the same time, we must also try our best to enjoy Every moment of life.
In this world, there are many human beings who harm us, but there are always more and more human beings who like us and are willing to share their homes with us. "
Hearing this, Sparta felt much more at ease.He sent Mochi away and returned to his warm home.
Yes, today was just an accident.Sure enough, cats still need to be more low-key and careful in the human world.If more cats realized the importance of knowledge and armed themselves with it, we would be stronger as a species.We can learn to seek good and avoid evil, learn to protect ourselves, and learn to restrain ourselves, so as to obtain more guaranteed freedom.
Sparta leaned against the window and stared at the moon for a while.He suddenly felt that the profession of a teacher is really great.He can teach an ignorant kitten everything worth mastering in the world.This kitten will become the future of their group, the protector and teacher of the next generation, and will continue to live forever.
Meow, I want to be a teacher!
I am not only a human being who can take care of me, I can also help many, many ignorant and weak cats like me back then.
After Sparta made up his mind, he suddenly felt open-minded, as if he had endless energy, and his whole body was full of strength.He shook his ears and heard a familiar rustling sound from inside the wall.
In the dark night, Sparta quietly showed a cat smile.
Early the next morning, Hardin was woken up by Sparta.He felt a little strange, squinted his eyes, and tried to look at Sparta for a while. "Baibing," Qin Qin frowned suspiciously, "Why are you sticking out your tongue like a puppy?"
Sparta happily twisted his buttocks, stuck out his tongue, and breathed out slightly.
Miu, a new family of mice has moved into the building next door. We have neighbors who can eat!are you happy?
First, he needs to put humans to sleep.
Sparta gently pushed the door of the game room open with his body, poked his head to look at Miwu, and reminded: "Miwu, you should be sleeping."
Under the watchful eyes of the raccoon cat, Xin Qin strengthened his will and played two more games. At eleven o'clock, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, went offline and turned off the phone, and went to wash and sleep with the cat in his arms.Brush Sparta's teeth, wash Sparta's paws, and finally put Sparta on the bed and put him on the soft pillow.
Qin Qin leaned over and kissed the raccoon cat, "Good night, pancake."
Sparta rolled happily on the pillow, turned his fur belly to the tip of Miwu's nose, held his head with his two front paws, flicked his tail rhythmically, and began to sing a cat lullaby to Miwu .
Meow, meow, meow, purr~
Hard work was already a little sleepy, he yawned again and again, and stretched out his hand to rub Sparta's belly. "Bake, be good. If you don't want to sleep, go play for a while. I can't sleep if you sing like this."
Miwu, don't talk, you won't be able to fall asleep when you talk.Just listen to my singing.Meow, meow, meow, purr~
The cat song rang until midnight.Sparta's voice became softer and softer. He looked down, um, very good, Miwu fell asleep.Sparta licked Miwu's hair, and after making sure that Miwu was asleep, he got up and stretched, yawned, jumped out of bed, and trotted all the way to the living room.
I'm also very motivated tonight.
Sparta quickly found his tablet, and found that the tablet was bare and there was no place to put his mouth. How could he hold it?Sparta flicked his ears, shook his head and looked around, and suddenly found the small bundle he brought from Crooked Flow Town.The little bundle was cleaned by Miwu, and it was quietly staying on the TV cabinet, together with his little rabbit.
Yes, I can use the bag!
The small package that Spartan brings is too small to fit a tablet.But he remembered that Miwu also had a small bag, which was hung on the wooden rack by the door, and that bag was big!Sparta quickly came to the door, got up and jumped, and hooked the strap of the shoulder bag with his claws.He used too much force. When the backpack fell, the bag pulled the wooden frame, and the frame wobbled a few times, almost falling down.Sparta quickly jumped aside, staring at the shaking wooden frame with wide eyes.
Meow, if the shelf falls down, it will definitely make a sound, and then Miwu will be woken up by me.
Sparta involuntarily closed his ears, and waited in the corner with his neck curled up.
Huh, nothing happened.The wooden shelf stood firmly.
Sparta happily rushed over, picked up the backpack strap with his mouth, dragged the backpack and ran back to the living room.Human backpacks are made of canvas. Although they are a bit heavy, they are strong enough to hold them.Sparta gestured with his paws, thinking about how to put the tablet into Miwu's backpack.Whoops, it's really hard work.
While Sparta was struggling with the backpack, he noticed a slight movement outside the window.He pricked up his ears and looked quickly towards the window.Soon, a black shadow appeared outside the glass window.
"Excuse me." Dai Mochi politely greeted Sparta.
"It's Mochi." Sparta jumped up and opened the window for Mochi, "What are you doing here?"
"I heard that you are going to Wutaishan Park to do education to the countryside tonight. Shuke said that I have more experience and invited me to help."
Sparta glanced at Dai Mochi distrustfully. "You just want to hang out and mess with us by the way. You like talking nonsense when teaching other cats."
Dai Mochi, who was said about the central matter, choked up, coughed, and retorted: "Don't be like this, I can still help. If nothing else, I heard that you want to invite a dog to be a guest lecturer this time. What are you going to do?"
Sparta proudly pointed to the half-stuffed tablet computer with the tip of his tail, and said, "I've made plans. I'll drag the tablet computer over in a while, and then let Zhang Tiejun make a live connection with us. Then he finished speaking After class, we can also do on-site Q&A and interaction.”
Dai Mochi leaned over and sniffed the tablet, and said slowly, "The plan is good, but how do you plan to connect?"
Sparta wanted to reply subconsciously: Are you stupid? Of course it is online connection.But just as he was about to speak, he suddenly realized a very serious problem.
No wifi in the park!
Sparta's originally energetic ears drooped instantly.Hey, I'm so stupid. Such a basic knowledge was clearly emphasized by the teacher in the tutorial on how to use home appliances for human beings.I actually forgot.How to connect without internet?How can I go to class if I can't connect?The lesson plan for tonight is already ready, can I revise it now in a hurry?Why didn't I have a backup plan?Shuke and the others don't know that these accidents happened, they believe in me so much, why did I screw up?I don't want to face it, I really want to hide in Miwu's arms.
Dai Mochi sat at the side upright, and seeing that Sparta was almost annoyed by introspection, he continued leisurely, "I have a solution."
Sparta raised his head suddenly, can you do anything?
Dai Mochi proudly showed two small canine teeth, and said, "Of course, who am I? I'm the smartest cat in this area—ahem, one of the smartest cats. Let's go, drag your Tablet, I'll help you with wifi."
Sparta showed an expression of admiration.Dai Mochi is amazing!His enthusiasm came back all of a sudden, and without a word, he quickened his paw movements.With the help of Dai Mochi's claws, Sparta finally stuffed the tablet into Miwu's backpack, dragged it up to the window sill, and tore it off the ground.The tablet fits securely in the backpack.Sparta was relieved.Together, taking advantage of the darkness, the two cats dragged a single-shoulder backpack and quickly headed towards Wutaishan Park.
When Sparta and Dai Mochi rushed to the rally lawn in the park, they found that the cat members had almost arrived.There are a total of eleven students in this course, all of whom are around adult stray cats, intending to take over humans and enter human family life.As for the volunteer cat members, besides Shu Ke, there are steamed buns...and bean buns.
The two main black cats, Dai Moshu and Doubao, sat together, and they couldn't recognize them unless they were carefully identified.At first, Sparta was a little worried that Dou Bao would fight Dai Mochi.Fortunately, Dai Mochi is a friendly and polite cat, and Doubao has become a lot gentler since he and Mantou took over the human race.The two of them sat side by side politely, neither wanting to know each other nor hostile.
Sparta pulled his tablet out of Miwu's bag, and asked Mantou curiously: "So are you living with Doubao and your humans now?"
Mantou was a little embarrassed, and replied: "No, in fact, Doubao is not a real house cat now. He only agrees to live in my house, and he is not willing to admit his relationship with my humans. Doubao only comes to me every night. Sleeping at home, and still going out to patrol the territory during the day, it can be regarded as a semi-free-range state."
Doubao yawned when he heard the words, and said stiffly: "I don't owe that human anything, I bring prey home to him every day now. I am doing my best to support my family. However, I I don’t want to agree to take over this human right now.”
Mantou sighed, "Actually, I ate those prey. Humans still like you very much. Every time I don't see you, I worry about you."
Doubao shook his head, "It's okay, what you eat is the same as what you gave to that human. I will take care of it."
Sparta was silent, thinking that he hadn't given Miwu food for a long time, alas, I'm so lazy, and Miwu still likes me so much, Miwu is indeed the best human being in the world.Aww, when I have time, I must hunt for Miwu!
Dai Mochi is not interested in the love and hatred between children.He sat for a while, and couldn't help reminding: "Sparta, you should be online."
Sparta suddenly realized, yes, he still has a mission.He deftly opened the tablet with his paw, and then called Dai Mochi to quickly conjure up a working wifi.Dai Mochi walked over unhurriedly and asked the system to search for available wireless networks nearby.I didn't expect to find one. The signal is quite good, but the name is a bit weird.
Because it is not named in human language, but in cat characters.
The full name of this wireless network is: Found by you.
A password is required to connect, and Dai Mochi calmly prompts the system to input: canned beef is delicious.
Sparta was bewildered.He asked Dai Mochi, "Why is it canned beef?" Canned chicken is also delicious.
Dai Mochi told him that canned beef is Comrade Wang's favorite taste.
Sparta was still puzzled, "Is this the wireless network specially set up here by the Cat Association? What does it have to do with Teacher Wang?"
Dai Mochi tilted his head, "Actually, we don't know why there is a wireless network that cats can connect to here. Since I went to school, my teacher told me that this network can be found in the vicinity of Wutaishan Park, and it can be used by all cats. .This signal seems to be sent from the research institute on the mountain."
"The research institute on the top of the mountain!" A skinny white cat suddenly interjected, "I know, I know! The legend is a scary place. Isn't it?" He turned his head to look at his companion, trying to get approval .
The other cats nodded in unison, yes yes yes.
"How scary?" As a foreign cat, Sparta had never heard of related legends, and was a little curious.
The white cat lowered its voice, looked around cautiously, and said, "I heard that the research institute on the top of the mountain was established by a strange human, who would catch all kinds of cats for experiments. The cat that was taken away has never come back. It's scary!"
The other cats nodded in unison, fearful and terrifying.
This story is probably a horror legend that mother cats often use to warn kittens not to leave safe areas.How true it is remains to be seen.But in the hearts of the local cats, especially the local stray cats, the research institute on the top of the main peak of Wutai Mountain is a forbidden zone, and they can never get close.
Shu Ke shivered and said, "Don't scare the cats, it's late at night, I'm so afraid of cats." She intended to bring the cats' attention back to the business, "We'd better get started quickly while it's late at night. Let's go to class." After that, she looked at Sparta.
After Sparta went online, he found Zhang Tiejun who had been waiting online and made a video request.The request was quickly accepted.Zhang Tiejun's big dog's head appeared on the screen in an instant, and the cats shrank their necks and took a step back in fright.
"Aoooooooooo Sparta, you finally found me!" In order to show grandeur, Zhang Tiejun specially wore a red bow tie today, which made his long face even more silly.
A few bold stray cats surrounded it curiously and cautiously, leaned in front of the tablet, and sniffed back and forth.It was the first time for them to see new things in the human world, and they were amazed.There is a dog talking about Mao Pu, who is in a small box, smellless and incorporeal, but his voice can be heard.
It's amazing!
Sparta raised his head triumphantly, and said, "It's very interesting, I haven't seen it before. After you successfully take over the human race in the future, you will have the opportunity to get in touch with more interesting things. Now, let's start the class."
Although Shuke had informed all the students of the special mode of this class in advance to avoid stray cats from being too frightened, Sparta still gave a brief introduction.He sat down next to the tablet computer upright, with his ears pricked up, and said to the group of stray cats: "Today, we specially invited a dog as a guest lecturer to give you the first lesson: how to Close to humans. You may be wondering, why do cats need dogs to participate? In practice, our research has found that dogs have rich experience in the field of how to quickly convey friendliness and impress humans. This is their advantage. Humans There is a saying that makes sense, that is, cats with shortcomings should learn from cats without these shortcomings, so that your shortcomings will no longer be shortcomings, and you will become stronger. The learning process is not limited to race .Dogs, there are also things we can learn. I hope everyone can listen carefully, absorb as much as possible, and use the knowledge learned in class today in practice, so as to find suitable humans as soon as possible. I wish you success."
Zhang Tiejun was entrusted with important tasks for the first time. In the first few minutes, he was so excited that the dog and cat were mixed together, and it was difficult to distinguish what he said.Fortunately, Zhang Jianguo was also on the sidelines, reminding and making supplements in due course.I have to say that although Zhang Tiejun was stupid, after he calmed down at that time, he still performed well and looked decent.
"My dog experience, including taking advantage of the opportunity of taking a walk to consult my companions, I have the following conclusions. I think the reason why you cats think that humans are not close is because you are relatively independent in nature. Many times , human beings are dispensable to you, and you don’t need to like them from the bottom of your heart. This kind of alienation is easily reflected in your every move, thus conveying to human beings a feeling that you don’t need their information.
Our dogs are different. Most dogs have a natural love for humans.We love humans from the bottom of our hearts, we love to play with them, we love to be close to them for their constant caresses, we love them to be happy because of us.Therefore, for dogs, how to approach humans is almost instinctive and does not require training.
But you don't need to be sad, we will find a way!We'll make it—"
Sparta interrupted: "Teacher, can you teach without script?"
Zhang Tiejun scratched his head with his paws embarrassingly, and silently pushed the manuscript out of the camera.The Schnauzer on the side cheered him up silently.Husky rolled his eyeballs a few times, then stammered and continued.
"Actually, it's very simple. Since you have already planned to join a human family, you must adjust your mentality as soon as possible. Humans are not just another species. They will also become your family, friends, Closest companions. They will be your bosses, and they will be your mother."
A cat on the lawn muttered softly: "It's not the leader, it's taking over." His remarks were endorsed by many cats.
Husky shook his head in a daze, obviously not trying to understand everyone's confusion.
Dai Mochi yawned and smoothed things over: "Haha, cultural differences, cultural differences, let's continue."
Zhang Tiejun continued to speak. "When your mentality is adjusted, every time you see the human being you like, you have to treat the other person as your favorite toy or food, and develop a good impression and a sense of trust from the inside out. Then you will step forward involuntarily, without fear at all, and show your cutest side to your future human beings.
How to show it?Here I have summarized some of the positions that our dogs find most useful.Next, I will demonstrate one by one, and you can follow me to do it again.Very simple. "
Husky said, turned his face to the camera, his eyes widened to reveal most of the whites, he opened his mouth suddenly, pulled his lips, stuck out his huge tongue, and gasped hurriedly.He called this gesture a happy smile.
All the cats looked at the dog on the screen in shock, and they all meowed in disgust.
"No, I don't allow myself to do such a posture, even if it's to please humans! No, no, no!" The white cat who told the story was the first to protest, and won enthusiastic fans.
Zhang Tiejun still made what he thought was a kind and lovely expression, but he didn't get a response from any of his classmates.He tilted his head in bewilderment and stuck out his tongue even more.The scene stalemate for a moment.
Although Sparta realized that he needed to maintain order in the classroom, as a cat, he couldn't force himself to do this stupid posture like a dog.He stepped on his paw in embarrassment.
At this time, Dai Mochi, who was still the most qualified, broke the deadlock. "Everyone, don't worry about it. Although this movement looks silly, it has been tested by dogs for generations. They are very effective postures that can make human beings happy quickly. In fact, you don't have to strictly demand yourself to meet the requirements of Teacher Zhang Tiejun. The expression standard is too difficult, I think you can use it according to your acceptance and understanding, as long as you understand it. There has never been a standard answer for such things as teaching and practice.”
The stray cats looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally decided to reconcile the two sides, and once again devoted themselves to the intense classroom study.
Seeing all the cats struggling to widen their eyes and stick out their tongues, Sparta felt that his outlook on cat life had been impacted.He was very glad that Miwu was a human being who loved him very much, and didn't ask him to do anything stupid that would demean the cat.
But in fact, when cats let go of their prejudices and take the first difficult step, learning from dogs becomes less difficult for cats to accept.Although Zhang Tiejun is not an experienced teacher, he has a good temper and will repeat the essentials of movements tirelessly.Under the guidance of Zhang Tiejun over and over again, the cats gradually learned to stick out their tongues and exhale, frantically swing their buttocks, and pounce on human calves and other difficult movements.
Overall, the course tonight was fruitful.Sparta finally breathed a sigh of relief. While the stray cats were surrounding Mr. Zhang Tiejun for after-class Q&A, one of his cats began to stroll across the lawn.This time their classroom was not set up in the center of the eye-catching lawn, but at the junction of the lawn and the bushes.Looking from this side, most of the cats are covered by trees and bushes, and their actions cannot be seen clearly.Sparda looked around cautiously as he trotted.
Suddenly, Sparta's footsteps stopped.He shrugged his shoulders, lowered his head, and slowly lowered his ears to the sides.
He smelled the scent of a strange human being.
Sparta felt inexplicably afraid.He exploded the fur all over his body, and slowly backed away sideways, while screaming loudly, reminding his partners on the other side to pay attention to hiding himself.Suddenly, he saw a black figure gradually appearing from a distance.The early morning fog rises, and the air is filled with tiny water droplets.The figure was hazy and unclear.Sparta's inner unease continued to expand.
At this time, a dazzling flashlight came over, shaking Sparta's eyes sorely.He jumped away with a wow, but did not run away.He intends to hold on a little longer, so that the other cats have more time to retreat in cover.Fortunately, the human didn't seem willing to rush forward, just holding a flashlight from a distance.The blinding light chased Sparta, lingering for a moment on the red collar around his neck.
At this moment, Sparta heard a series of small human grunts.He couldn't understand, but he was keenly aware that the other party was slowly approaching.He stepped back cautiously, hiding his figure in the grass, and quickly waited for an opportunity to escape in the interlaced light.
Spartans are fast.Since he came to Miwu's side, it has been a long time since he didn't need to run away from danger as desperately as he is now.He gritted his teeth and strode forward with all his strength, like an arrow that left the string, passing across the lawn, and in a blink of an eye, he hid in the bushes, never to be seen again.
Sparta and the other cats who hadn't escaped in time quietly hid in the hiding place until they were sure that the strange and dangerous human had left, and then they slowly appeared to confirm each other's safety.
Sparta silently watched the direction in which the human left, full of suspicion and anxiety.
The white stray cat didn't leave either, and suddenly whispered: "Oh, I don't know what's going on recently, there are always strange humans approaching our residential area, and I don't know what to do." Mao Chun is a lover Cat City, a kitten like his age, has hardly encountered any incidents of humans harming cats. "I heard that some good-looking cats have disappeared. I don't know if they took over human beings or something happened. If it weren't for the more and more unrest outside, we wouldn't be in a hurry to find one Human." He muttered, and left with the other cats.
Sparta hurried back to the city with the rest of his friends, all the way silent.Mantou and Doubao bid farewell to Sparta at the intersection, and they will be responsible for sending Shuke home.Dai Mochi helped Sparta drag the tablet back to his home.
After Dai Mochi sent Sparta home, he hesitated for a moment, and said: "You don't have to pay too much attention. Danger is the price we must pay for progress. No cat can only obtain without giving. The situation is great, but dangers exist at any time. Cat Education has been clear about its mission and responsibilities from the moment it was founded. We are not afraid of dangers, nor are we afraid of challenges. We need to be prepared, but at the same time, we must also try our best to enjoy Every moment of life.
In this world, there are many human beings who harm us, but there are always more and more human beings who like us and are willing to share their homes with us. "
Hearing this, Sparta felt much more at ease.He sent Mochi away and returned to his warm home.
Yes, today was just an accident.Sure enough, cats still need to be more low-key and careful in the human world.If more cats realized the importance of knowledge and armed themselves with it, we would be stronger as a species.We can learn to seek good and avoid evil, learn to protect ourselves, and learn to restrain ourselves, so as to obtain more guaranteed freedom.
Sparta leaned against the window and stared at the moon for a while.He suddenly felt that the profession of a teacher is really great.He can teach an ignorant kitten everything worth mastering in the world.This kitten will become the future of their group, the protector and teacher of the next generation, and will continue to live forever.
Meow, I want to be a teacher!
I am not only a human being who can take care of me, I can also help many, many ignorant and weak cats like me back then.
After Sparta made up his mind, he suddenly felt open-minded, as if he had endless energy, and his whole body was full of strength.He shook his ears and heard a familiar rustling sound from inside the wall.
In the dark night, Sparta quietly showed a cat smile.
Early the next morning, Hardin was woken up by Sparta.He felt a little strange, squinted his eyes, and tried to look at Sparta for a while. "Baibing," Qin Qin frowned suspiciously, "Why are you sticking out your tongue like a puppy?"
Sparta happily twisted his buttocks, stuck out his tongue, and breathed out slightly.
Miu, a new family of mice has moved into the building next door. We have neighbors who can eat!are you happy?
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