The Cat's Inheritance

Sparta, who already had lofty ideals, believes that his cat's life is no longer in chaos.This kind of state of thinking beyond his own existence made him somewhat novel and at the same time bewildered.After all, cats are not suitable for the idea of ​​sacrificing themselves for cats.It's like, after he was born in this world, he reorganized his three views. This process cannot be said to be painful, but it is full of anxiety.

After being confused for a few days, Sparta found his human language teacher.Lottery is a gentle English short, with a big face, a round neck, round paws, and a round waist... He speaks slowly. Because he likes Chinese very much, he studied the Chinese branch of Human Language in college. Later became a cat people teacher.Our teacher is very knowledgeable and even knows how to gracefully tear open the packaging bags of snacks.Sparta felt that the wise lottery teacher should be able to answer his doubts.

Teacher Lottery was silent for a long time after listening to Sparta's question, and licked his paws slowly. After licking his paws, he planned to lick his belly again...the belly was too many layers to be able to lick.The lottery teacher then sat up and began to speak slowly: "Actually, it is very rare for you to have such an idea. As you know, our cats are not suitable for social roles. However, almost everyone who receives education Cats, when their knowledge reaches a certain level, will have such confusion. Especially for us who learn human language, whenever we get closer to the human world, we will involuntarily start to think about the meaning of our cat life. This It's not a strange thing, on the contrary, this kind of reflection on oneself and the world is the embodiment of wisdom, which is formed naturally. You don't have to feel uneasy about it.

You hope to benefit your fellow man by using what you have learned, and that is a very good thing.Relying on the forces of nature, our population can grow and reproduce infinitely.However, the survival of our domestic cats is largely dependent on the development of human society.Where human society will eventually go, no cat can answer.With such uncertainties, we must think about our future as best we can.

The future of cats must be the future of cooperation with humans.We depend on each other and we each get what we need.This concept is not understood or accepted by all cats, and you, can help them.The more cats can correctly understand the world, the more cats can live a long and healthy life.

However, I also want you to know that our world is hidden from human beings.Our secrets are known only to ourselves.Any act of leaking secrets may lead to a huge disaster for this race, or even its demise.

You need to be cautious, be cautious.

Maybe, in the end, you will find that there is only you and a cat, you are so lonely, but you still need to be cautious, more cautious.As our great pioneer Mr. Wang SAR once said..." Mr. Lottery paused.

Sparta immediately went on to say: "No success is achieved casually. We may have to pay the price of claws and teeth. We may no longer be able to catch mice, and we may have to give up small fish and beef jerky."

The lottery teacher took a fixed look at Sparta, then yawned, and said, "Okay, that's it. I'm going to lick my hair, you can go."

Sparta nestled on the sofa, digesting the words of Mr. Lottery by himself.He thought of himself, of the world, of all the things that had happened.Meow, so it is normal for me to have such thoughts.But are humans really untrustworthy?Sparta shook his ears and struggled.But meow is fine.If Miwu knew I was a smart cat, would he treat me differently?The secrets of cats can only be guarded by cats, can we not get help from humans?

Sparta shared this dangerous idea with Dai Mochi, who flicked his tail after hearing it. "No, O Sparta, we need to keep the secret and keep silent until the last moment."

Sparta tilted his head, "But, I don't want to reveal all the secrets of our cats to Miwu, I just want to tell him that I am a different cat. I want him to be proud of me .”

Dai Mochi sighed, "The human mind still changes a lot. Although he shows that he likes you very much now, it is limited to the you he knows at the moment. You can be sure that when you reveal more unknown secrets , can your humans still remain calm and treat you indiscriminately like before?" He stared at Sparta with a serious expression.

Sparta sat upright, "I will not reveal the secret we are waiting for." He affirmed, "But I always feel that behind the cat world is not just what we know. Mochi, have you thought about it?" Have you ever heard about cat education? Although we are smart cats, our education system is completely developed on the basis of human wisdom. This means that cat education has been greatly influenced by humans since its establishment .Even at the moment, our daily needs, what we see, and what we see seem to have a strong guarantee. Is all this done by the cat itself?"

Dai Moshu was shocked by Sparta's words, and the hairs on his back stood on end.

Sparta looked at him calmly, "Is it true that no human has ever known about all this?"

Dai Mochi hesitated.He didn't think of this level.He is a city cat. Although he has lived a stray life for several years, his environment is convenient and he can easily get in touch with cat education and all other novel things.For him, these miraculous things are no longer miraculous.He has accepted this world view from the very beginning, and will no longer doubt it, so he will no longer make unnecessary guesses.However, Sparta is different. He comes from a town where cat education is relatively backward. The impact of all this on him is self-evident.Perhaps it is under this impact that he is forced to keep thinking and break through the limitations of his own thinking.

Thinking of this, Dai Mochi couldn't help admiring Sparta.When a cat gets into a cardboard box, it's hard for him to notice the world outside the box.Thinking beyond the carton is precisely the height that education should reach.He said sincerely: "I think what you said makes sense, but we have no factual basis, so we can only doubt it. I think you are a smart and reliable cat. You will definitely find your own way to verify your ideas. "

Encouraged by Dai Mochi, Sparta began to formulate his own probing plan for Miwu.At first, he was still a little apprehensive.But as the plan deepened, he became excited and eager to try it.He has absolute confidence in Miwu.

If Miwu knew that I was (one of) the smartest cats in the world, would he be so happy to raise the tip of his tail—oh, I forgot, Miwu doesn’t have a tail, alas, what a pity.However, if Miwu knows that I am a smart cat, he will definitely have greater confidence in me. He may let me go out as a cat, and I will have more freedom and do more interesting things. .

Although this plan is called a plan, Sparta does not intend to complicate things.His meow is a silly meow, and Sparta doesn't want to scare him.Therefore, the first part of the exploration plan is a small attempt.

Teach Miwu to understand his name.

While Miwu was sitting on the sofa and swiping his phone, Sparta sat down far away, facing the humans, holding his claws upright, and then shouted at humans: Miwu.He kept repeating Miwu's call until Miwu understood that he was calling him.When Miwu got off the sofa and walked in front of him, Sparta would stand up, rub Miwu's trouser legs rewardingly, and lick his paws.

You did a great job, meow.

Next, Sparta intends to increase the difficulty and set up several obstacles for Miwu.He sat next to the food bowl, and then called his name to Miwu.If Miwu pays attention to the food or asks if Sparta is hungry, Sparta will run far away to prevent Miwu from touching him, so as to tell Miwu that he guessed his meaning wrong up.Repeat this several times until Miwu can clearly understand that he is simply calling his name, and he doesn't want to eat or want him to play with him.

Miwu is very powerful, although it has been repeated several times, it is already very good.Maybe you are the first human being in the world who can understand cat language.

In the following training, Sparta gradually added other calls. Although Miwu could not clearly understand the meaning of each tone, he was able to understand that his calls were meaningful.

Every night, after Miwu falls asleep, Sparta will find Dai Mochi, share the results of the day, and ask him to analyze it.Miwu's progress is very obvious, and Sparta has affirmed that his humans are the smartest humans in the world.Dai Mochi taught Sparta how to log into human Weibo (it is said to be an online tool used by humans to share their basic necessities) and how to use the voice translation system to convert human language text into cat voice.Although the voice translation system is not accurate enough, it is still possible to understand the general content of Weibo by even guessing.Sparta listened to Miwu's Weibo in recent days, and found no Weibo related to his recent abnormal behavior.

Miwu is really a low-key and smart human being.

Soon, the Spartans increased the difficulty of training.He summoned Miwu to the window, then jumped up in front of the humans, and skillfully used his weight to unlock the window.

Standing stiffly on one side, Qin Qin watched blankly as his raccoon cat jumped onto the window sill, squeezed open the glass window with his chubby butt, and then... got out?Then, squat down and wash your face as if nothing had happened?

Sparta licked his face outside the glass window for a while, then went back into the room by himself, and quickly pushed the window back with his butt.

In order to allow human beings to better consolidate the newly acquired knowledge, Sparta performed the opening and closing of the window back and forth three times, rubbed his body with dust, and finally sat on the ground with his buttocks, proudly looking up at Miwu.

Miu, did you see clearly?I can open the window, but I'll also go home.I can choose whether I want to go out or come back.

The mood of hard work is very tangled.In the past few days, he has clearly felt that something is wrong with his cihuamao.He seemed to have an urgent urge to communicate with himself.But how can a cat communicate with humans?Introspecting diligently, it should be because I didn't have enough rest that I ridiculously regarded the normal cat behavior of cihuamao as a different kind.

But...but...

At this moment, he couldn't convince himself that this was a simple accident.

Harding had been in a trance all day, but Sparta was very happy. He had a clean dinner and pestered him to feed him some snacks.When sleeping at night, Sparta squeezed into his arms as usual, making a gurgling sound.After Sparta licked his paws, he was already so sleepy that he squinted his eyes, tilted his head, and soon fell asleep.Xin Qin hugged him with one hand, and continued to swipe his phone with the other.He hesitated for a long time, and did not post any questions on Weibo.

Just in case, just in case, if his Sparta was refined after the founding of the country, and it was accidentally exposed, wouldn't it be bad?

Qin Qin laughed at himself for having too much brain, and suddenly came back to his senses, and suddenly found that the search terms he searched on the webpage were all: What should I do if the cat has become a spirit?Qin Qin calmed down for a moment, and decided to continue the search.

My cat seems to have become a jerk.Under such questions, there are often strange replies, and some even develop into supernatural events.However, all the so-called semen incidents do not seem to indicate that cats have the desire to communicate with humans.In most cases, it can only be seen that cats are intelligent and spiritual animals-yes, just animals.

After working hard for a long time, I feel a little bit more settled.Maybe his tabby cat is just a smart and expressive cat.He wanted to tell him in his own way: Look, I can go out by myself, you can't lock me up anymore.Hardworking imagined how Sparta would sound if he could speak human language, and laughed softly.Thinking of this, Qin Qin couldn't help but bought a luminous buckle chain online.The buckle chain can be attached to the collar and can glow in the dark, just like a child's luminous shoes.In this way, if Sparta walks on the road at night, it will be less likely to be accidentally injured by a car.

After shopping, Sparta was already sleeping on all fours, snoring.The air conditioner made a slight sound and was breezy.Hard work pulled the corners of his back a little to cover Sparta's flowery belly.He was also a little sleepy, and planned to go to bed after checking Weibo.As I swiped, a striking blog post came into view.

My boyfriend is a cat [A story about becoming a genius after the founding of the People's Republic of China].

There is a feeling of scalp numbness in the moment of hard work. This feeling is similar to supernatural, as if you have something in your heart, and you thought you had put it down, but suddenly it appeared again, which shocked you.You want to take another look and feel uneasy again.

This blog post is followed by a URL link.After hesitating for a long time, Qin Qin clicked on it.As a network writer, the author can write well.It's just that the story is a little old-fashioned.At the beginning of the story, a cat demon went down the mountain and was accidentally injured. He couldn't recover his mana in a short time, and could only maintain his original adoption by humans.The warm life of one person and one cat begins here.The cat demon has aura, is smart and capable, and has done a lot of interesting things when humans are not paying attention.It's a pity that his human beings have never found out, and they foolishly treated him like an ordinary cat.

Xin Qin murmured in his heart, is this story a little old-fashioned, why does it look so familiar?

However, after reading several chapters, he suddenly realized a problem.This owner is a man, and the cat demon seems to be a man too.He backed out and took a look at the title. Not giving up, he specially registered an account, recharged, bought reading points, skipped to the next few chapters, checked several times, and finally confirmed that this was a love story between a male human and a male cat.

As an otaku who has been on the Internet for many years, he can read the full text without changing his expression for his pure love for men and women.This cat demon is silly and cute, and he voted a thunder for the author with his hard work and joy.It's a pity that the author didn't finish writing, how should human beings fall in love with a cat demon who has become a spirit?Know nothing.

After reading it hard, I suddenly felt a little funny.It must be that I have been too nervous these days, thinking wildly all day long.He threw the phone aside, glanced sideways at the sleepy cihuamao, and flicked the clever hair on his ears.

Even if you are really a cat demon who became a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, if you eat my food and drink my food, you are my cat.

The next morning, when Xin Qin woke up, his head was still a little heavy.Last night, he stayed up late because of reading articles. Although it was the time for the biological clock to wake up, his head was still not clear.He touched his side subconsciously, and Sparta had already gotten up.Scratching his head hard, he got up, opened the door, and almost stepped on a black mass with his foot.Fortunately, he reacted quickly and stopped his feet in time.Rubbing his eyes hard, he took a closer look.

At the door of his bedroom, there were three mice, neatly arranged in order of size from largest to smallest.The smallest one seems to have only recently grown fur.

And the culprit was sitting aside with his chest held high, looking up at him, with a proud and self-confident appearance, and his two green eyes were shining.

Mi woo, woo, good morning, do you still remember the mouse that moved into the next building?I counted, there are so many of them!I don't know what flavor you like, so I just grabbed some for you and eat it while it's hot. You can become smarter after eating it.

Have fun, Meow Meow!