Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]
Chapter 23 Cat Ears Brucey?
Ah Fu dressed himself up, only to realize that he seemed to have been delayed in the small castle for too long, and almost missed his business.
Hurriedly walking out of the small castle, Ah Fu looked around, and his master had indeed disappeared.
He lost people.
However, this kind of situation is not uncommon. When he changed back to his original form and escorted the master to watch the night, it had happened countless times.
Afu is very calm.He opened his mouth slightly and let out a unique sound wave that no one could hear, then his ears trembled slightly, and received...
A mess of echoes?
Ah Fu froze in place, and finally realized belatedly that his ability was very useful in an open place, but it was useless in such a crowded place.
No, not even as good as chicken ribs.
The emitted sound waves will be blocked by the human wall and turn back within half a meter. It is basically impossible to find Bruce.
He gradually frowned, and looked at the center of the entire playground, where they were supposed to be going, and now he only hoped that Matt didn't move anymore, and he rushed over now, and he could knock down Bruce.
Thinking of this, he bypassed the crowd, speeded up, and ran without caring about his image.
His strong thigh muscles were tense, and he dashed to his destination with a speed and explosive power no less than that of the Dark Knight.
Only a short 5 minutes passed.
This is not the physical ability of an old man, even if he was a retired agent.Fortunately, the cat mask covered his face, and no one knew that the one who had just run wildly was an old housekeeper in his seventies...at least he looked like he was in his seventies.
The center of the amusement park is a settled circus, outside there is a clown performing darts, and his colleagues are wearing indelicate cartoon doll costumes, and are blowing out balloons to everyone who enters the circus.
Ah Fu slowed down and walked over.
He didn't meet the master all the way. If he was still nearby, it could only be in the circus.
He bought the ticket with a friendly attitude, declined the balloon offered by the cartoon man, walked to the door of the circus tent, and threw open the curtain.
Noisy voices rushed out, Ah Fu walked in without looking sideways, and then saw the middle of the last row at a glance, shoulder to shoulder, head to head, two people sitting close together .
Stepping forward, the footsteps stopped.
He didn't seem to like the blue headband in his hand that much anymore.
Ah Fu tilted his head, not understanding why the two people who were full of a sense of disobedience before, now sit in the auditorium with a tacit understanding.
He seemed to see the master holding the balloon smiling at Kent, and he seemed to see Kent pinching a handful of popcorn from nowhere and feeding it to Bruce affectionately...
He took advantage of the Matt incident, and his selfish blind date plan seemed to have succeeded in a wrong way.
But why does he seem to be dissatisfied in his heart?
Even a little stuffy.
Ah Fu raised his hand and held down his dull beating heart, doubts arose for the first time.
Could it be... Ah Fu thought in disbelief, could it be that he didn't want to retire at all, so he didn't want to see that the master and his blind date got along well?
How can this be?
He shook his head vigorously, shaking this absurd guess out of his brain.
He is very sure of his determination to retire, that is, the blind date has gone wrong.
Ah Fu pursed his lips like Batman, and thought coldly: It must be that little reporter from Kent who is not good enough for his master, that's why he was dissatisfied.After all, the status and status of the two are very different, and they will never be happy together.
The old butler, who had completely convinced himself, straightened his cuffs, and walked over with steady and firm steps.
Before it was too late, he had to correct this mistake!
He is such a good housekeeper who has broken his heart for the master.
The housekeeper was moved by his selflessness, but at the same time, the master was about to explode.
Bruce, who was sitting in the auditorium, took a deep breath and spat it out heavily, only then managed to calm himself down, and did not explode on the spot in this noisy environment.
He had no idea what his old housekeeper was thinking, and of course it was fortunate that he didn't know, otherwise he would probably be pissed off.
He just felt that life was really hard.
Especially today.
From following Matt's sign to the circus, everything challenged his endurance.
First the balloons.
Why is he foolishly holding a balloon?The answer is simple, because Matt was passing by at that time, and this scene did not know which nerve of Kent's performance was touched. He, a big man of nearly 1.9 meters, suddenly leaned over and coquettishly said that he wanted a balloon.
Bruce was going crazy, but he had to restrain himself from pulling out a dart and shooting it through Superman's hand, and tremblingly took the damn balloon.
Followed by popcorn.
He has emphasized countless times that he doesn't eat this kind of food, but Kent seems to have lost his super hearing...or he has no hearing at all, so he grabbed a handful and stuffed them into his mouth!
Coincidentally, Matt, who was sitting two rows in front, suddenly looked at them, and he could only open his mouth mechanically to eat that handful of superman-smelling, damn popcorn!
Bruce was really going crazy.
He couldn't stop beating people.
But the only old Ah Fu who can calm him down is not here.
Bruce fell into despair, and at this moment, a hand was suddenly put on his shoulder.
Bruce was a little puzzled.
What about his body's instinctive defense?What about the fighting spirit that should have been aroused when he was touched?Why didn't he have the slightest stress reaction even now?
Only one result is possible.
There is only one person who is not rejected by him and can easily approach him.
Bruce turned his head, and sure enough, he saw a familiar black tuxedo, and his irritable heart relaxed for a moment.
His eyes only stayed on the tuxedo for a short time, then he raised his head casually, wanting to make a joke with the old housekeeper, and then...
At a glance, I saw a close-up cat mask and a ridiculous headband tightly fastened on the white hair.
"Ah Fu." Bruce frowned inexplicably, his tone full of suspicion, "What are you doing with these?"
Ah Fu was taken aback, he pondered Bruce's tone and dialogue, and finally realized belatedly, there was some relaxation in it, the surprise of reunion after a long absence, but there was no annoyance and dissatisfaction of the date being interrupted?
This is not the same as saying good.
The two of them don't seem to be getting better?
Ah Fu blinked his eyes, and the trace of dissatisfaction in his heart suddenly disappeared.
On the right hand side of Bruce, sat Clark who was munching on popcorn, and there happened to be an empty seat on the left hand side.
Afu looked around, and Bruce pointed to the front left two rows in front, indicating that Matt was there.He nodded in understanding, minimized his sense of existence, moved a little bit quietly, and quickly moved to the seat, and sat reservedly to the left of Bruce.
He tugged on his mask slightly, and explained in a low voice: "I bought it for camouflage, after all, my appearance is too conspicuous."
Bruce tilted his head and stretched out his ears: "What?"
The circus is about to start its opening performance, and this is the noisiest time.What he said, Ah Fu, could still be heard because of his special body, but he didn't receive a single letter of what Ah Fu said.
Ah Fu had no choice but to get closer: "Use it as a disguise."
Bruce frowned more and more tightly: "What?"
Ah Fu sighed, it seems that he shouldn't overestimate human hearing?
Thinking of this, he leaned out his upper body with peace of mind and almost leaned against Bruce.He tilted his head back slightly, pressed his lips against the pinna of Bruce's ear, and said again, "I mean, for camouflage."
The hot air sprayed on Bruce's cochlea, making him flinch subconsciously.But he quickly restrained this weird behavior that didn't fit the human design, and just retreated back without a trace, a little far away from his strange old housekeeper.
Ah Fu didn't get any closer, but this distance was enough for him to pass on the content to his master: "I bought one for you too, I think it's especially suitable for you."
"What did you buy me?" Bruce looked at Ah Fu's outfit, and mocked with great resistance, "It's not night yet, I don't need a mask now."
Ah Fu said confidently: "I know, so what I bought for you is not a mask, but a headband."
He raised the blue headband to Bruce's eyes, and said sincerely: "I have prepared many gifts and souvenirs for you, and you will never miss it on every birthday and Christmas, but think about it carefully, I have never given you a gift. You bought souvenirs from the playground."
Bruce cut him off: "Because I never go to the playground."
"You actually went there when you were five years old." Ah Fu said regretfully, "But I was in the manor at that time. You know, most of the servants couldn't do without me. So I hope I can make it up to you."
Bruce looked at the blue cat ear headband, as if looking at some kind of scourge, his face was indifferent, and he said very resistingly: "I don't need it, Fu."
Then I saw Ah Fu nodded in understanding, then raised his hand, and put the headband on Bruce's head.
Bruce:?
Ah Fu said with a smile: "You are always so shy, looking at the people around you, we are actually not special."
Bruce knew what Afu was referring to. Apart from children, most of the people in the playground were couples, so there were naturally many people wearing cute gadgets.
Just look at the auditorium of the circus. In their row alone, there is a little girl wearing rabbit ears and two young lovers wearing cat ears.The few souvenirs Ah Fu bought are still within the normal range, which is really not unusual.
But the problem is, the reason why Bruce refused was really not shyness.
He looked at the old housekeeper helplessly, and said sincerely, "I just simply don't like it."
Ah Fu was really puzzled: "But master. If you really don't like it, why do you add two pointed bat ears to the helmet of the battle armor?"
Bruce didn't quite understand what his butler wanted to express: "What's the relationship between the helmet of the armor and the cat ear headband?"
Ah Fu disagreed with his statement: "I think this headband is more like bat ears."
Bruce couldn't see the one on his head, so he had to look at the top of Ah Fu's head blankly.
The cat ear decoration of this pair of headbands is indeed not full enough, the fluff is very thin and thin, and the inner curvature is also a bit stiff, which is different from ordinary cat ears, but what if these are bat ears?
Forgive him for not agreeing.
But Bruce didn't argue with Ah Fu what kind of animal's ear it was, he just said cruelly: "Even if it's a bat ear, I don't like it."
Afu is really sad.
But Bruce didn't give him too much time to think about it: "And you know, the pointed ears of my helmet are not decorations, they are two emergency throws, and when I run out of batarangs, or other strange moments, I You could fold the ears off and throw them as darts, but I actually thought that was kind of stupid, so I never used it."
A Fu said: "Of course I know, that was my proposal when we built the armor together."
Bruce said: “You feel like it’s safer to have a back-up option. Although we’ve built a lot of gear to fill out my belt, I’ve never taken the helmet off, and I have to say, it’s more bat-like and more Fits me, doesn't it?"
The design of the helmet is indeed more suitable for him than eye masks and hoods, and it can also bring fear to criminals.Sometimes when he goes on night patrol, he doesn't even need to do anything. Those pickpockets and thieves will be scared and arrested when they see him.
Ah Fu couldn't explain it. He wasn't looking for a safe alternative at all, and he didn't think of using it to replace the bat dart, and he didn't think the image was scary.
He simply felt that the helmet with two pointed ears was more like his real body, and more... cuter.
So he could only nod guiltily, and then pretended to agree and said, "That's right." He was a little sad, "I originally thought that, apart from these reasons, you still somewhat like bats..."
"Wouldn't like it," Bruce said. "I'll always remember that they wouldn't have died if I hadn't suddenly had a bat phobia that night and made a fuss about leaving the opera house."
I don't know when the surrounding quieted down. Maybe it was the end of the warm-up scene, or maybe it was the beginning of the performance, but Bruce didn't have the heart to pay attention to the stage in front of him anymore.
His thoughts drifted back to the year when he was eight years old, in the back alley of the opera house.
That's where Bruce lost the world, and the root cause of all this was nothing more than the black bat rushing towards him in the abandoned well.
As he grew older, he slowly walked out of the shadow of his childhood, no longer afraid of this nocturnal creature; also because of the death of Joe Zill, he understood that the root of all diseases lies in the decaying Gotham, not the young self.
He no longer has morbid self-loathing, and he is no longer afraid of bats, but if he likes them, he doesn't.
After all, everything has been done, and it cannot be repaired, nor can it be deleted and restarted. He can only accept it and move on.
Even if the road ahead is extremely difficult, full of pain and loss, it may even lead him to destruction.
Bruce exerted a little force on the hand holding the balloon leash, and the knuckles of his fingertips turned white.Even if anyone saw this hand, they could tell that it pointed to the restless heart of the owner.
Afu was a little confused.
Also very wronged.
He knew that the master had been terrified of bats as a child, and that Bruce had resented the creatures after the Thomases died.
But after so many years, he thought Bruce had let it go.
Two years ago, didn't they discover the Batcave together, and built a Batman's combat preparation base in the lair containing thousands of bats?
Also, didn't they jointly develop and produce the bat transmitter, which specially tuned the sound waves that the bats could hear, so that when the night watch fell into a stalemate, they could summon this group of "cute" "partners" to fight side by side?
What's more, just a few days ago, wasn't it the master himself who held him in the palm of his hand, brought him back to the chariot, and drove them all the way back to their common home, Wayne Manor?
He always thought that these were Bruce's relief, but now it seems that he is worrying too much.
As soon as Ah Fu thought about his identity being exposed in the future, Bruce discovered that his body was not a human being, but the bat that caused his bat phobia when he was a child, and he was in a bad mood.
He is sure that Bruce's attitude towards him will take a 180-degree turn. The tacit understanding and intimacy, mutual dependence and fighting side by side will probably no longer exist.
This is intolerable to Afu.
Originally, he thought that after retirement, he might be able to tell the truth to the master, but now it seems that he should keep hiding it.
The only thing he worries about now is that in another twenty years or so, Ah Fu's identity as the housekeeper will be nearly a hundred years old. Maybe at that time, in order not to arouse the suspicion of humans, he will fake his death and leave.
He couldn't tell the master the truth, so would the master accept his only remaining relative to leave?
Thinking of how grief-stricken Bruce would be at his funeral, Ah Fu's heart to let him get married and have children became more determined.
Only when Bruce has a new family and a new offspring connected by blood, maybe one day he really leaves in the future, can he survive that time in a way that does not break his heart.
But Ah Fu glanced sideways at his master, and always felt that it was really difficult for his "Bruce Blind Date Plan" to succeed.
After all, he has a particularly uncooperative master.
Ah Fu had to settle for the next best thing, maybe at that time, he could use Tom's identity to go online to untie Bruce who had lost his butler, let him slowly walk out of the shadows, and start a new life again?
As soon as Ah Fu felt that this was not bad, he could change his identity to accompany the master, and Bruce made a new move.
Bruce raised his right hand, reached the headband, and made a gesture to take it off.
The master has made it very clear before that he doesn't like cat ear headbands, nor does he like cute bat ears, so Ah Fu has no position to stop it.
He sighed uncontrollably, Ah Fu was extremely disappointed.
He bought two of these headbands in total. They were all the same size and material, except that one was red and the other was blue. There was basically no difference.
He bought two specially.
At that time, he thought that Bruce Day would look good, and it turned out that it was indeed the case. Even if the master kept a straight face the whole time, he couldn't say a negative answer against his will.
Ah Fu didn't know what he was thinking at the time. There were so many headbands in the small castle, so he picked two of the same style and bought them.
It's as if if they choose the same style, the relationship will be closer and closer.
But now it seems that Ah Fu's little thought may have no chance.
His eyes were fixed on Bruce's fingers, and he watched his master slowly pull out the headband without nostalgia. Just in a pity, the small town boy who was buried in eating popcorn suddenly raised his head.
He reminded: "There is a situation, Bruce."
Clark's voice was very low, but in the noisy circus that ended, Bruce didn't have to get too close, and the other party could receive the signal he gave.
Bruce's eyes suddenly became sharp, and the hand pulling the headband immediately stopped and retracted.
Afu breathed a sigh of relief.
But he hid this emotion very well, but also lowered his voice, and confirmed with a serious face: "Lawyer Murdoch has changed positions."
Matt was originally sitting in front of them on the left, two rows away, but just now, he suddenly changed his position and moved another row forward.
Bruce took out his mobile phone and switched the display mode of the screen from a simple tracker positioning to a surveillance camera image.
Unlike the ordinary tracker that was hastily pasted on Daredevil's tights the night before, when he parted this morning, considering Matt's particularity, he specially pasted the improved seventh-generation tracker on Daredevil's neckline.
Of course, the seventh generation not only has the positioning function, its miniature camera can even rotate 360 degrees, presenting the pictures around the target on the screen of the mobile phone.
Although the picture quality is not high, it cannot be compared with most monitoring equipment on the market.But in many cases, it can bring more help and convenience to Bruce.
Just like now.
Bruce looked at the synchronized monitoring screen on the phone, his brows gradually furrowed.
"Ah Fu." He said hesitantly, "Look at this profile."
Ah Fu leaned over and looked at the phone screen according to his words.
The miniature camera captures limited images, but it happened to record the two people in front of Matt completely.
It was a handsome man and a beautiful girl.
They look like a couple, but Ah Fu is not sure, because although they sit very close and look at each other from time to time, they communicate a lot, but they are not too intimate, not even compared to when he just entered the circus At the time, the interaction between Clark and Bruce was seen more like lovers.
But Ah Fu knew that what Bruce said must not be these.
As an excellent housekeeper who knew the master's past like the palm of his hand, he recognized the woman in the picture at a glance.
Ah Fu said, "Your teacher's daughter?"
Bruce locked the surveillance screen on the girl and zoomed in.
"It's her." But new doubts arise again, "What is Kotalia doing in Gotham?"
Memories of the past suddenly emerged.
Bruce thought of eight years ago, the most confused period of his life.
In order to understand the criminal's psychology and criminal patterns, he concealed his identity and disguised himself as a criminal. He stole, fought, smuggled, and then met his teacher in prison.
He followed the advice of the other party, climbed up the steep snow-capped mountain, picked a blue flower, and sent the blue flower that was almost dried by the wind to the top of the mountain, and finally got the opportunity to join the Assassin's League.
He took the ninja master as his teacher, forged his body and tempered his spirit, and finally became a real martial arts master.
At that time, they had the same ideas, hated evil forces, and wanted justice. They became teachers and friends.
It's a pity that they went against each other later. He believed that Gotham needed to be repaired and redeemed, but his teacher had already decided that Gotham must be destroyed, just like other evil countries they had destroyed countless times.
They became enemies.
But in the time before their friendship, he met Thalia.
That sexy girl who trains with him and hone martial arts as opponents, is beautiful and flamboyant but extremely dangerous.
Bruce gradually became curious about her, and soon curiosity turned into affection.At that time, he had just broken up with Rachel, and Talia's appearance quickly filled his emotional loss and loss.
If everything develops in this direction step by step, maybe Ah Fu's wish will be realized soon.
But the split with the League of Assassins ruined all that.Talia is the daughter of a ninja master, and she cannot leave her.
Bruce had to leave the girl.
Talia didn't keep him, but just wanted to get drunk with him in the last moments.
He believed it.
He drank a lot that night, he was dizzy, and his limbs limply collapsed on the bed. He didn't know if his cheeks were flushed or his eyes were fascinated. Yes, the scheming and very sober Thalia pressed her body.
It was a memory that was too shameful, and Bruce had always buried it deep in his heart, but sometimes, he would recall it occasionally, and then scolded himself for his innocence and stupidity.
There are no innocent people in the League of Assassins, even if it's just a young girl.
He should have known then.
He is not a rigid person, and he feels that it is normal to do something.
But the problem is what two people do together, it's not the same thing as one being drunk and paralyzed while the other is sober and leading everything!What is the difference between Thalia and coercion?
And what disturbed him was that when everything started, Talia took out two needles and injected them with each other. Until now, he still hasn't found out what those light green liquids are.
Even at the end of everything, Thalia told him clearly that what she set her sights on was her own genes, and the reason why she got drunk was to get his genes so as to give birth to a child who was perfect in every way child.
She babbles about her plans like the best villain ever could.
She had sensed his determination to leave from the very beginning, and understood that once he decided to leave the League of Assassins, he would never do anything overstepping the daughter of the ninja master.So she pretended to be innocent and reluctant to meet drunk, and won the only chance to seize the gene.
She succeeded.
Bruce leaves with humiliation and absurdity.
He didn't actually hate Thalia that much, but he definitely didn't like it any more.
If you insist on categorizing them, they are probably old acquaintances who you never want to see again, right?
But now, he saw this old acquaintance again.
Bruce stared at the magnified blonde on the screen, making a mental comparison with her at that time.
She has dyed her hair, wore colored contact lenses, her body is more mature and sexy, and she has heavy makeup on her face. She is very different from when she parted two years ago, but Bruce will never admit it.
This is Talia Ogu.
Bruce took a deep breath and forced himself to forget the terrible memory. He asked Superman as calmly as possible: "What did they say?"
But he already had some guesses in his mind.
Superman glances at Bruce's phone screen.
"Those two people in front of Murdoch? Wait." He realized belatedly, "Isn't this my interviewer?"
Alfred remembered the name: "Miranda Taylor?"
"Her pseudonym." Bruce said affirmatively, "in order not to attract my attention. I can't keep an eye on every person who comes to Gotham from the outside world. A person in charge of a company in another city with an ordinary name, With no criminal record at all, I'd probably ignore her, which is what Thalia was about."
He had to admit: "She knows me well."
Although Ah Fu still doesn't know about his master being pushed, he knows that they were in love once.
"Really?" he said incredulously, "knows you better than I do?"
Bruce didn't know why his housekeeper didn't look so happy, but he said honestly: "Of course not, you will always be the one who is closest to me and knows me best."
Ah Fu was miraculously appeased.
Clark was used to looking at Al Fu and then at Bruce, he had never been able to penetrate the atmosphere between them, and of course it was the same this time.
He quietly sat up straight, moving away from the two of them.
But he still remembered what Bruce asked him before, and he could only interject between the two shutting up, "They're talking about cooperation, about bioregeneration technology? What's that?"
Bruce doesn't answer, he shrinks the picture of Thalia back to normal size, and zooms in on the man.
It was still a familiar face, but this time, he didn't remember who the other party looked like.
Clark continued to distinguish the many information brought to him by super hearing, and filtered out the messy and useless ones. He quickly sorted out another key point: "I heard them call him, that man's surname is Maroni."
"Maroni?" Bruce suddenly understood where the sense of familiarity came from, "It is indeed very similar to the Maroni who was imprisoned, but I investigated before, and the old Maroni has no descendants."
Ah Fu can only guess: "Maybe it's a relative? Mr. Kent, what else did they say?"
Clark said, "Scarecrow. I heard Jonathan Crane's name."
Ah Fu said with certainty: "The Scarecrow was imprisoned in Arkham before, but he escaped from prison more than half a month ago. He hasn't shown up since he escaped. The master guessed before that he might have left Gotham."
Bruce said: "I can't be sure about anything else, but at least Thalia's company has contacts with Gotham's notorious Maroni family, as well as the scarecrow who escaped from Arkham."
He suddenly asked Clark: "I remember you said that Aogu Company is registered in New York?"
The small town boy nodded: "They directly bought the building next to the Stark Group, and the company is very large."
"You are right, sir." Afu recalled what Bruce said when he was still in the Clark apartment, and had to admit, "Aogu Biotechnology, it seems, is not a random name."
Bruce is not very optimistic: "I should have thought of it a long time ago. It was blue flowers at the beginning, but this time it was yellow flowers. I just don't know if the ancient creatures are only related to Thalia, or even Master Ninja is also involved."
If it's the latter, maybe Gotham will usher in a new bloodbath, but if it's just the former, maybe things still have room for improvement.
His "old friend", although she has done some crazy things to him, is even considered "cute" when compared to Master Ninja.
"I need to meet with her first," Bruce said, "to confirm some things before, and some things now."
Clark asked stupidly: "Now I know about the case related to Matt, but what does it mean before, do you have friendship?"
Judging from their previous conversations, Bruce did not seem to know his interviewer, but Clark didn't know the specific friendship.
He asked out of curiosity.
Then Bruce answered coldly: "You don't need to know."
Immediately afterwards, Ah Fu told him pityingly: "The kind of friendship that you will directly lose the opportunity to interview if you get introduced by the master."
With the addition of ex-boyfriend, there is a high probability that this will be the result, right?
Clark:?
Well, he understands, he has no right to know, and he will never ask the master and servant this kind of thing again!
The boy in the small town sullenly grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth forcefully, but for some reason, he suddenly felt that the popcorn in his hand was no longer fragrant!
There are many performances in the circus, such as clown solo show, jujitsu acrobatics, animal trainer and Mr. Muscle.
In the interval between every three events, there will be about 10 minutes of rest time, which is convenient for the audience to solve some physiological needs, or to go out for some fresh air and supplement some snacks and drinks.
Another intermission and Maroney left.
Clark took advantage of his hearing, explaining, "He went to the bathroom."
"Did you hear that?" Bruce raised his eyebrows, and he blurted out without thinking, "I have a plan."
Clark has never liked Bruce's plan, because most of them represent being used, restricted, suspected, and driven out, but this time it should be different?After all, his role as a blind date is nothing else.
With a trace of confidence that he didn't have before, the small town boy asked reservedly: "What plan?"
Bruce said: "You go and hold him, I'm going to meet Thalia...that Miranda Taylor."
"Maroni will come back at any time, what if he is found out?" Clark is not very optimistic about this plan, "He has no friendship with you, and he has a grudge with a certain knight, which may cause him to be on guard instead."
Bruce said, "That's why I asked you to hold him back."
Clark said incredulously, "But how do I hold him?"
Ah Fu coughed lightly, and gave the poor big boy a cruel reminder: "Go to the bathroom, block him in there, no matter what reason or method you use, until the master or I call you."
Bruce corrected: "No need for a phone, Mr. Kent can hear us."
Clark's blue eyes were full of innocence: "Aren't I your blind date, Bruce? Why don't you let Alfred go? We can win Murdoch's trust by being together, right?"
Bruce finally looked at him, his eyes seemed to be looking at a vexatious ex-girlfriend: "Mr. Kent, Afu is too old, he can't do this kind of thing, let me remind you, do you have another identity? "
Oh no.
Holding a broken heart, Clark shook his head frantically, then stood up from his seat exhaustedly, and ran out of the circus with heavy steps.
He is so difficult.
The author has something to say:
Brucey: Talking nonsense
Ah Fu: Dark cool!happy!satisfy!
Meringue: Lick till the end with nothing left QaQ
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The color of the headband comes from my little selfishness. After all, red and blue have been the cp since ancient times.
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Rice is ready, Brucey, are you ready for pups?
Bruce: no :)
Hurriedly walking out of the small castle, Ah Fu looked around, and his master had indeed disappeared.
He lost people.
However, this kind of situation is not uncommon. When he changed back to his original form and escorted the master to watch the night, it had happened countless times.
Afu is very calm.He opened his mouth slightly and let out a unique sound wave that no one could hear, then his ears trembled slightly, and received...
A mess of echoes?
Ah Fu froze in place, and finally realized belatedly that his ability was very useful in an open place, but it was useless in such a crowded place.
No, not even as good as chicken ribs.
The emitted sound waves will be blocked by the human wall and turn back within half a meter. It is basically impossible to find Bruce.
He gradually frowned, and looked at the center of the entire playground, where they were supposed to be going, and now he only hoped that Matt didn't move anymore, and he rushed over now, and he could knock down Bruce.
Thinking of this, he bypassed the crowd, speeded up, and ran without caring about his image.
His strong thigh muscles were tense, and he dashed to his destination with a speed and explosive power no less than that of the Dark Knight.
Only a short 5 minutes passed.
This is not the physical ability of an old man, even if he was a retired agent.Fortunately, the cat mask covered his face, and no one knew that the one who had just run wildly was an old housekeeper in his seventies...at least he looked like he was in his seventies.
The center of the amusement park is a settled circus, outside there is a clown performing darts, and his colleagues are wearing indelicate cartoon doll costumes, and are blowing out balloons to everyone who enters the circus.
Ah Fu slowed down and walked over.
He didn't meet the master all the way. If he was still nearby, it could only be in the circus.
He bought the ticket with a friendly attitude, declined the balloon offered by the cartoon man, walked to the door of the circus tent, and threw open the curtain.
Noisy voices rushed out, Ah Fu walked in without looking sideways, and then saw the middle of the last row at a glance, shoulder to shoulder, head to head, two people sitting close together .
Stepping forward, the footsteps stopped.
He didn't seem to like the blue headband in his hand that much anymore.
Ah Fu tilted his head, not understanding why the two people who were full of a sense of disobedience before, now sit in the auditorium with a tacit understanding.
He seemed to see the master holding the balloon smiling at Kent, and he seemed to see Kent pinching a handful of popcorn from nowhere and feeding it to Bruce affectionately...
He took advantage of the Matt incident, and his selfish blind date plan seemed to have succeeded in a wrong way.
But why does he seem to be dissatisfied in his heart?
Even a little stuffy.
Ah Fu raised his hand and held down his dull beating heart, doubts arose for the first time.
Could it be... Ah Fu thought in disbelief, could it be that he didn't want to retire at all, so he didn't want to see that the master and his blind date got along well?
How can this be?
He shook his head vigorously, shaking this absurd guess out of his brain.
He is very sure of his determination to retire, that is, the blind date has gone wrong.
Ah Fu pursed his lips like Batman, and thought coldly: It must be that little reporter from Kent who is not good enough for his master, that's why he was dissatisfied.After all, the status and status of the two are very different, and they will never be happy together.
The old butler, who had completely convinced himself, straightened his cuffs, and walked over with steady and firm steps.
Before it was too late, he had to correct this mistake!
He is such a good housekeeper who has broken his heart for the master.
The housekeeper was moved by his selflessness, but at the same time, the master was about to explode.
Bruce, who was sitting in the auditorium, took a deep breath and spat it out heavily, only then managed to calm himself down, and did not explode on the spot in this noisy environment.
He had no idea what his old housekeeper was thinking, and of course it was fortunate that he didn't know, otherwise he would probably be pissed off.
He just felt that life was really hard.
Especially today.
From following Matt's sign to the circus, everything challenged his endurance.
First the balloons.
Why is he foolishly holding a balloon?The answer is simple, because Matt was passing by at that time, and this scene did not know which nerve of Kent's performance was touched. He, a big man of nearly 1.9 meters, suddenly leaned over and coquettishly said that he wanted a balloon.
Bruce was going crazy, but he had to restrain himself from pulling out a dart and shooting it through Superman's hand, and tremblingly took the damn balloon.
Followed by popcorn.
He has emphasized countless times that he doesn't eat this kind of food, but Kent seems to have lost his super hearing...or he has no hearing at all, so he grabbed a handful and stuffed them into his mouth!
Coincidentally, Matt, who was sitting two rows in front, suddenly looked at them, and he could only open his mouth mechanically to eat that handful of superman-smelling, damn popcorn!
Bruce was really going crazy.
He couldn't stop beating people.
But the only old Ah Fu who can calm him down is not here.
Bruce fell into despair, and at this moment, a hand was suddenly put on his shoulder.
Bruce was a little puzzled.
What about his body's instinctive defense?What about the fighting spirit that should have been aroused when he was touched?Why didn't he have the slightest stress reaction even now?
Only one result is possible.
There is only one person who is not rejected by him and can easily approach him.
Bruce turned his head, and sure enough, he saw a familiar black tuxedo, and his irritable heart relaxed for a moment.
His eyes only stayed on the tuxedo for a short time, then he raised his head casually, wanting to make a joke with the old housekeeper, and then...
At a glance, I saw a close-up cat mask and a ridiculous headband tightly fastened on the white hair.
"Ah Fu." Bruce frowned inexplicably, his tone full of suspicion, "What are you doing with these?"
Ah Fu was taken aback, he pondered Bruce's tone and dialogue, and finally realized belatedly, there was some relaxation in it, the surprise of reunion after a long absence, but there was no annoyance and dissatisfaction of the date being interrupted?
This is not the same as saying good.
The two of them don't seem to be getting better?
Ah Fu blinked his eyes, and the trace of dissatisfaction in his heart suddenly disappeared.
On the right hand side of Bruce, sat Clark who was munching on popcorn, and there happened to be an empty seat on the left hand side.
Afu looked around, and Bruce pointed to the front left two rows in front, indicating that Matt was there.He nodded in understanding, minimized his sense of existence, moved a little bit quietly, and quickly moved to the seat, and sat reservedly to the left of Bruce.
He tugged on his mask slightly, and explained in a low voice: "I bought it for camouflage, after all, my appearance is too conspicuous."
Bruce tilted his head and stretched out his ears: "What?"
The circus is about to start its opening performance, and this is the noisiest time.What he said, Ah Fu, could still be heard because of his special body, but he didn't receive a single letter of what Ah Fu said.
Ah Fu had no choice but to get closer: "Use it as a disguise."
Bruce frowned more and more tightly: "What?"
Ah Fu sighed, it seems that he shouldn't overestimate human hearing?
Thinking of this, he leaned out his upper body with peace of mind and almost leaned against Bruce.He tilted his head back slightly, pressed his lips against the pinna of Bruce's ear, and said again, "I mean, for camouflage."
The hot air sprayed on Bruce's cochlea, making him flinch subconsciously.But he quickly restrained this weird behavior that didn't fit the human design, and just retreated back without a trace, a little far away from his strange old housekeeper.
Ah Fu didn't get any closer, but this distance was enough for him to pass on the content to his master: "I bought one for you too, I think it's especially suitable for you."
"What did you buy me?" Bruce looked at Ah Fu's outfit, and mocked with great resistance, "It's not night yet, I don't need a mask now."
Ah Fu said confidently: "I know, so what I bought for you is not a mask, but a headband."
He raised the blue headband to Bruce's eyes, and said sincerely: "I have prepared many gifts and souvenirs for you, and you will never miss it on every birthday and Christmas, but think about it carefully, I have never given you a gift. You bought souvenirs from the playground."
Bruce cut him off: "Because I never go to the playground."
"You actually went there when you were five years old." Ah Fu said regretfully, "But I was in the manor at that time. You know, most of the servants couldn't do without me. So I hope I can make it up to you."
Bruce looked at the blue cat ear headband, as if looking at some kind of scourge, his face was indifferent, and he said very resistingly: "I don't need it, Fu."
Then I saw Ah Fu nodded in understanding, then raised his hand, and put the headband on Bruce's head.
Bruce:?
Ah Fu said with a smile: "You are always so shy, looking at the people around you, we are actually not special."
Bruce knew what Afu was referring to. Apart from children, most of the people in the playground were couples, so there were naturally many people wearing cute gadgets.
Just look at the auditorium of the circus. In their row alone, there is a little girl wearing rabbit ears and two young lovers wearing cat ears.The few souvenirs Ah Fu bought are still within the normal range, which is really not unusual.
But the problem is, the reason why Bruce refused was really not shyness.
He looked at the old housekeeper helplessly, and said sincerely, "I just simply don't like it."
Ah Fu was really puzzled: "But master. If you really don't like it, why do you add two pointed bat ears to the helmet of the battle armor?"
Bruce didn't quite understand what his butler wanted to express: "What's the relationship between the helmet of the armor and the cat ear headband?"
Ah Fu disagreed with his statement: "I think this headband is more like bat ears."
Bruce couldn't see the one on his head, so he had to look at the top of Ah Fu's head blankly.
The cat ear decoration of this pair of headbands is indeed not full enough, the fluff is very thin and thin, and the inner curvature is also a bit stiff, which is different from ordinary cat ears, but what if these are bat ears?
Forgive him for not agreeing.
But Bruce didn't argue with Ah Fu what kind of animal's ear it was, he just said cruelly: "Even if it's a bat ear, I don't like it."
Afu is really sad.
But Bruce didn't give him too much time to think about it: "And you know, the pointed ears of my helmet are not decorations, they are two emergency throws, and when I run out of batarangs, or other strange moments, I You could fold the ears off and throw them as darts, but I actually thought that was kind of stupid, so I never used it."
A Fu said: "Of course I know, that was my proposal when we built the armor together."
Bruce said: “You feel like it’s safer to have a back-up option. Although we’ve built a lot of gear to fill out my belt, I’ve never taken the helmet off, and I have to say, it’s more bat-like and more Fits me, doesn't it?"
The design of the helmet is indeed more suitable for him than eye masks and hoods, and it can also bring fear to criminals.Sometimes when he goes on night patrol, he doesn't even need to do anything. Those pickpockets and thieves will be scared and arrested when they see him.
Ah Fu couldn't explain it. He wasn't looking for a safe alternative at all, and he didn't think of using it to replace the bat dart, and he didn't think the image was scary.
He simply felt that the helmet with two pointed ears was more like his real body, and more... cuter.
So he could only nod guiltily, and then pretended to agree and said, "That's right." He was a little sad, "I originally thought that, apart from these reasons, you still somewhat like bats..."
"Wouldn't like it," Bruce said. "I'll always remember that they wouldn't have died if I hadn't suddenly had a bat phobia that night and made a fuss about leaving the opera house."
I don't know when the surrounding quieted down. Maybe it was the end of the warm-up scene, or maybe it was the beginning of the performance, but Bruce didn't have the heart to pay attention to the stage in front of him anymore.
His thoughts drifted back to the year when he was eight years old, in the back alley of the opera house.
That's where Bruce lost the world, and the root cause of all this was nothing more than the black bat rushing towards him in the abandoned well.
As he grew older, he slowly walked out of the shadow of his childhood, no longer afraid of this nocturnal creature; also because of the death of Joe Zill, he understood that the root of all diseases lies in the decaying Gotham, not the young self.
He no longer has morbid self-loathing, and he is no longer afraid of bats, but if he likes them, he doesn't.
After all, everything has been done, and it cannot be repaired, nor can it be deleted and restarted. He can only accept it and move on.
Even if the road ahead is extremely difficult, full of pain and loss, it may even lead him to destruction.
Bruce exerted a little force on the hand holding the balloon leash, and the knuckles of his fingertips turned white.Even if anyone saw this hand, they could tell that it pointed to the restless heart of the owner.
Afu was a little confused.
Also very wronged.
He knew that the master had been terrified of bats as a child, and that Bruce had resented the creatures after the Thomases died.
But after so many years, he thought Bruce had let it go.
Two years ago, didn't they discover the Batcave together, and built a Batman's combat preparation base in the lair containing thousands of bats?
Also, didn't they jointly develop and produce the bat transmitter, which specially tuned the sound waves that the bats could hear, so that when the night watch fell into a stalemate, they could summon this group of "cute" "partners" to fight side by side?
What's more, just a few days ago, wasn't it the master himself who held him in the palm of his hand, brought him back to the chariot, and drove them all the way back to their common home, Wayne Manor?
He always thought that these were Bruce's relief, but now it seems that he is worrying too much.
As soon as Ah Fu thought about his identity being exposed in the future, Bruce discovered that his body was not a human being, but the bat that caused his bat phobia when he was a child, and he was in a bad mood.
He is sure that Bruce's attitude towards him will take a 180-degree turn. The tacit understanding and intimacy, mutual dependence and fighting side by side will probably no longer exist.
This is intolerable to Afu.
Originally, he thought that after retirement, he might be able to tell the truth to the master, but now it seems that he should keep hiding it.
The only thing he worries about now is that in another twenty years or so, Ah Fu's identity as the housekeeper will be nearly a hundred years old. Maybe at that time, in order not to arouse the suspicion of humans, he will fake his death and leave.
He couldn't tell the master the truth, so would the master accept his only remaining relative to leave?
Thinking of how grief-stricken Bruce would be at his funeral, Ah Fu's heart to let him get married and have children became more determined.
Only when Bruce has a new family and a new offspring connected by blood, maybe one day he really leaves in the future, can he survive that time in a way that does not break his heart.
But Ah Fu glanced sideways at his master, and always felt that it was really difficult for his "Bruce Blind Date Plan" to succeed.
After all, he has a particularly uncooperative master.
Ah Fu had to settle for the next best thing, maybe at that time, he could use Tom's identity to go online to untie Bruce who had lost his butler, let him slowly walk out of the shadows, and start a new life again?
As soon as Ah Fu felt that this was not bad, he could change his identity to accompany the master, and Bruce made a new move.
Bruce raised his right hand, reached the headband, and made a gesture to take it off.
The master has made it very clear before that he doesn't like cat ear headbands, nor does he like cute bat ears, so Ah Fu has no position to stop it.
He sighed uncontrollably, Ah Fu was extremely disappointed.
He bought two of these headbands in total. They were all the same size and material, except that one was red and the other was blue. There was basically no difference.
He bought two specially.
At that time, he thought that Bruce Day would look good, and it turned out that it was indeed the case. Even if the master kept a straight face the whole time, he couldn't say a negative answer against his will.
Ah Fu didn't know what he was thinking at the time. There were so many headbands in the small castle, so he picked two of the same style and bought them.
It's as if if they choose the same style, the relationship will be closer and closer.
But now it seems that Ah Fu's little thought may have no chance.
His eyes were fixed on Bruce's fingers, and he watched his master slowly pull out the headband without nostalgia. Just in a pity, the small town boy who was buried in eating popcorn suddenly raised his head.
He reminded: "There is a situation, Bruce."
Clark's voice was very low, but in the noisy circus that ended, Bruce didn't have to get too close, and the other party could receive the signal he gave.
Bruce's eyes suddenly became sharp, and the hand pulling the headband immediately stopped and retracted.
Afu breathed a sigh of relief.
But he hid this emotion very well, but also lowered his voice, and confirmed with a serious face: "Lawyer Murdoch has changed positions."
Matt was originally sitting in front of them on the left, two rows away, but just now, he suddenly changed his position and moved another row forward.
Bruce took out his mobile phone and switched the display mode of the screen from a simple tracker positioning to a surveillance camera image.
Unlike the ordinary tracker that was hastily pasted on Daredevil's tights the night before, when he parted this morning, considering Matt's particularity, he specially pasted the improved seventh-generation tracker on Daredevil's neckline.
Of course, the seventh generation not only has the positioning function, its miniature camera can even rotate 360 degrees, presenting the pictures around the target on the screen of the mobile phone.
Although the picture quality is not high, it cannot be compared with most monitoring equipment on the market.But in many cases, it can bring more help and convenience to Bruce.
Just like now.
Bruce looked at the synchronized monitoring screen on the phone, his brows gradually furrowed.
"Ah Fu." He said hesitantly, "Look at this profile."
Ah Fu leaned over and looked at the phone screen according to his words.
The miniature camera captures limited images, but it happened to record the two people in front of Matt completely.
It was a handsome man and a beautiful girl.
They look like a couple, but Ah Fu is not sure, because although they sit very close and look at each other from time to time, they communicate a lot, but they are not too intimate, not even compared to when he just entered the circus At the time, the interaction between Clark and Bruce was seen more like lovers.
But Ah Fu knew that what Bruce said must not be these.
As an excellent housekeeper who knew the master's past like the palm of his hand, he recognized the woman in the picture at a glance.
Ah Fu said, "Your teacher's daughter?"
Bruce locked the surveillance screen on the girl and zoomed in.
"It's her." But new doubts arise again, "What is Kotalia doing in Gotham?"
Memories of the past suddenly emerged.
Bruce thought of eight years ago, the most confused period of his life.
In order to understand the criminal's psychology and criminal patterns, he concealed his identity and disguised himself as a criminal. He stole, fought, smuggled, and then met his teacher in prison.
He followed the advice of the other party, climbed up the steep snow-capped mountain, picked a blue flower, and sent the blue flower that was almost dried by the wind to the top of the mountain, and finally got the opportunity to join the Assassin's League.
He took the ninja master as his teacher, forged his body and tempered his spirit, and finally became a real martial arts master.
At that time, they had the same ideas, hated evil forces, and wanted justice. They became teachers and friends.
It's a pity that they went against each other later. He believed that Gotham needed to be repaired and redeemed, but his teacher had already decided that Gotham must be destroyed, just like other evil countries they had destroyed countless times.
They became enemies.
But in the time before their friendship, he met Thalia.
That sexy girl who trains with him and hone martial arts as opponents, is beautiful and flamboyant but extremely dangerous.
Bruce gradually became curious about her, and soon curiosity turned into affection.At that time, he had just broken up with Rachel, and Talia's appearance quickly filled his emotional loss and loss.
If everything develops in this direction step by step, maybe Ah Fu's wish will be realized soon.
But the split with the League of Assassins ruined all that.Talia is the daughter of a ninja master, and she cannot leave her.
Bruce had to leave the girl.
Talia didn't keep him, but just wanted to get drunk with him in the last moments.
He believed it.
He drank a lot that night, he was dizzy, and his limbs limply collapsed on the bed. He didn't know if his cheeks were flushed or his eyes were fascinated. Yes, the scheming and very sober Thalia pressed her body.
It was a memory that was too shameful, and Bruce had always buried it deep in his heart, but sometimes, he would recall it occasionally, and then scolded himself for his innocence and stupidity.
There are no innocent people in the League of Assassins, even if it's just a young girl.
He should have known then.
He is not a rigid person, and he feels that it is normal to do something.
But the problem is what two people do together, it's not the same thing as one being drunk and paralyzed while the other is sober and leading everything!What is the difference between Thalia and coercion?
And what disturbed him was that when everything started, Talia took out two needles and injected them with each other. Until now, he still hasn't found out what those light green liquids are.
Even at the end of everything, Thalia told him clearly that what she set her sights on was her own genes, and the reason why she got drunk was to get his genes so as to give birth to a child who was perfect in every way child.
She babbles about her plans like the best villain ever could.
She had sensed his determination to leave from the very beginning, and understood that once he decided to leave the League of Assassins, he would never do anything overstepping the daughter of the ninja master.So she pretended to be innocent and reluctant to meet drunk, and won the only chance to seize the gene.
She succeeded.
Bruce leaves with humiliation and absurdity.
He didn't actually hate Thalia that much, but he definitely didn't like it any more.
If you insist on categorizing them, they are probably old acquaintances who you never want to see again, right?
But now, he saw this old acquaintance again.
Bruce stared at the magnified blonde on the screen, making a mental comparison with her at that time.
She has dyed her hair, wore colored contact lenses, her body is more mature and sexy, and she has heavy makeup on her face. She is very different from when she parted two years ago, but Bruce will never admit it.
This is Talia Ogu.
Bruce took a deep breath and forced himself to forget the terrible memory. He asked Superman as calmly as possible: "What did they say?"
But he already had some guesses in his mind.
Superman glances at Bruce's phone screen.
"Those two people in front of Murdoch? Wait." He realized belatedly, "Isn't this my interviewer?"
Alfred remembered the name: "Miranda Taylor?"
"Her pseudonym." Bruce said affirmatively, "in order not to attract my attention. I can't keep an eye on every person who comes to Gotham from the outside world. A person in charge of a company in another city with an ordinary name, With no criminal record at all, I'd probably ignore her, which is what Thalia was about."
He had to admit: "She knows me well."
Although Ah Fu still doesn't know about his master being pushed, he knows that they were in love once.
"Really?" he said incredulously, "knows you better than I do?"
Bruce didn't know why his housekeeper didn't look so happy, but he said honestly: "Of course not, you will always be the one who is closest to me and knows me best."
Ah Fu was miraculously appeased.
Clark was used to looking at Al Fu and then at Bruce, he had never been able to penetrate the atmosphere between them, and of course it was the same this time.
He quietly sat up straight, moving away from the two of them.
But he still remembered what Bruce asked him before, and he could only interject between the two shutting up, "They're talking about cooperation, about bioregeneration technology? What's that?"
Bruce doesn't answer, he shrinks the picture of Thalia back to normal size, and zooms in on the man.
It was still a familiar face, but this time, he didn't remember who the other party looked like.
Clark continued to distinguish the many information brought to him by super hearing, and filtered out the messy and useless ones. He quickly sorted out another key point: "I heard them call him, that man's surname is Maroni."
"Maroni?" Bruce suddenly understood where the sense of familiarity came from, "It is indeed very similar to the Maroni who was imprisoned, but I investigated before, and the old Maroni has no descendants."
Ah Fu can only guess: "Maybe it's a relative? Mr. Kent, what else did they say?"
Clark said, "Scarecrow. I heard Jonathan Crane's name."
Ah Fu said with certainty: "The Scarecrow was imprisoned in Arkham before, but he escaped from prison more than half a month ago. He hasn't shown up since he escaped. The master guessed before that he might have left Gotham."
Bruce said: "I can't be sure about anything else, but at least Thalia's company has contacts with Gotham's notorious Maroni family, as well as the scarecrow who escaped from Arkham."
He suddenly asked Clark: "I remember you said that Aogu Company is registered in New York?"
The small town boy nodded: "They directly bought the building next to the Stark Group, and the company is very large."
"You are right, sir." Afu recalled what Bruce said when he was still in the Clark apartment, and had to admit, "Aogu Biotechnology, it seems, is not a random name."
Bruce is not very optimistic: "I should have thought of it a long time ago. It was blue flowers at the beginning, but this time it was yellow flowers. I just don't know if the ancient creatures are only related to Thalia, or even Master Ninja is also involved."
If it's the latter, maybe Gotham will usher in a new bloodbath, but if it's just the former, maybe things still have room for improvement.
His "old friend", although she has done some crazy things to him, is even considered "cute" when compared to Master Ninja.
"I need to meet with her first," Bruce said, "to confirm some things before, and some things now."
Clark asked stupidly: "Now I know about the case related to Matt, but what does it mean before, do you have friendship?"
Judging from their previous conversations, Bruce did not seem to know his interviewer, but Clark didn't know the specific friendship.
He asked out of curiosity.
Then Bruce answered coldly: "You don't need to know."
Immediately afterwards, Ah Fu told him pityingly: "The kind of friendship that you will directly lose the opportunity to interview if you get introduced by the master."
With the addition of ex-boyfriend, there is a high probability that this will be the result, right?
Clark:?
Well, he understands, he has no right to know, and he will never ask the master and servant this kind of thing again!
The boy in the small town sullenly grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth forcefully, but for some reason, he suddenly felt that the popcorn in his hand was no longer fragrant!
There are many performances in the circus, such as clown solo show, jujitsu acrobatics, animal trainer and Mr. Muscle.
In the interval between every three events, there will be about 10 minutes of rest time, which is convenient for the audience to solve some physiological needs, or to go out for some fresh air and supplement some snacks and drinks.
Another intermission and Maroney left.
Clark took advantage of his hearing, explaining, "He went to the bathroom."
"Did you hear that?" Bruce raised his eyebrows, and he blurted out without thinking, "I have a plan."
Clark has never liked Bruce's plan, because most of them represent being used, restricted, suspected, and driven out, but this time it should be different?After all, his role as a blind date is nothing else.
With a trace of confidence that he didn't have before, the small town boy asked reservedly: "What plan?"
Bruce said: "You go and hold him, I'm going to meet Thalia...that Miranda Taylor."
"Maroni will come back at any time, what if he is found out?" Clark is not very optimistic about this plan, "He has no friendship with you, and he has a grudge with a certain knight, which may cause him to be on guard instead."
Bruce said, "That's why I asked you to hold him back."
Clark said incredulously, "But how do I hold him?"
Ah Fu coughed lightly, and gave the poor big boy a cruel reminder: "Go to the bathroom, block him in there, no matter what reason or method you use, until the master or I call you."
Bruce corrected: "No need for a phone, Mr. Kent can hear us."
Clark's blue eyes were full of innocence: "Aren't I your blind date, Bruce? Why don't you let Alfred go? We can win Murdoch's trust by being together, right?"
Bruce finally looked at him, his eyes seemed to be looking at a vexatious ex-girlfriend: "Mr. Kent, Afu is too old, he can't do this kind of thing, let me remind you, do you have another identity? "
Oh no.
Holding a broken heart, Clark shook his head frantically, then stood up from his seat exhaustedly, and ran out of the circus with heavy steps.
He is so difficult.
The author has something to say:
Brucey: Talking nonsense
Ah Fu: Dark cool!happy!satisfy!
Meringue: Lick till the end with nothing left QaQ
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The color of the headband comes from my little selfishness. After all, red and blue have been the cp since ancient times.
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Rice is ready, Brucey, are you ready for pups?
Bruce: no :)
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