Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Clark ran out of the circus with a heavy heart, holding the unfinished half bucket of popcorn.

The balloon-distributing cartoon doll asks kindly, "Can I help you, sir?"

When I ran out at this time, if I was not in a hurry to find the toilet, or was instructed by my girlfriend to buy desserts and sodas.The staff had to meet dozens or hundreds of them a day, and they were already familiar with all kinds of routines, so they asked aloud, intending to show this strange guest the way, so as to save him from wasting time.

But Clark shook his head quickly and rejected the other party's offer: "Thank you, I know the way."

He doesn't actually know where the toilet is, but for Kryptonians, Ben doesn't need to know the way.He only needs to concentrate, and his eyesight, which is far superior to that of ordinary people, will penetrate crowds and buildings, and quickly lock on to the person he is looking for.

Just like now.

Clark easily found that Maroni in a small building that was dressed up as a chocolate house.

He ran to the door of the chocolate house at an unsuspecting speed. Even though the words "public toilet" were clearly marked on it, he couldn't understand why a toilet should be designed as a chocolate house in a fairy tale?

After a little two seconds of mental construction, Clark took half a step towards the door, but then he remembered the popcorn in his hand, and struggled for half a minute between bringing it in and throwing it away, and then suddenly realized that the two There seems to be no difference between.

After all, would he still eat the popcorn that went into the toilet?

As for putting it in a clean place and taking it away when you come out?

In the slums of Gotham, how long can you guarantee that the food will not be picked up by others after leaving the owner?Even if this is the entire slum area, it is one of the few places that can be considered luxurious and high-end.

But this is still lower than the guilt of wasting food. Clark finally ate a handful of popcorn depressedly, and then put it on the flower bed not far away.

The moment he entered, he was sure that this was indeed a public toilet.

Against the wall was a whole row of urinals, and Maroney was right in front of the middle one, whistling incoherently as he concentrated on releasing excess and useless fluid.

Clark stood awkwardly by the sink, not knowing what to do.

Maybe it was because he stood stupidly for a long time, or maybe it was because his staring at the other party attracted attention, Maroney's whistle stopped, and the sound of the water stopped immediately.

He turned his head slowly, looked at Clark expressionlessly, and silently stared at——

The poor town boy was even more nervous.

He took a deep breath, and then said in a tight voice, "Ha, haha, what a coincidence, are you here to pee too?"

Maroney: ?

Clark: "..."

What was he talking about just now, this is even more embarrassing, okay?The small town boy wanted to cry but had no tears, his whole face collapsed.

He simply went all out, walked towards the urinal as naturally as possible, chose a position closest to Maroni, and opened the zipper.

Maroney's eyes followed Clark all the way.When I saw that the other party started to use the toilet normally, I was slightly relieved.But then he saw him walking next to her, and the brows that were only loosened a little when they got so close, immediately frowned again in disgust.

Clark pretended he didn't see it, and forced himself to point at the urinal, urinaling as naturally as possible.

Not a drop of liquid came out.

Clark was even more embarrassed.

But Maroni just raised his eyebrows, gave him a pitiful look, and continued to focus on himself. He shook his shoulders to relax, and then whistled again.

And with the sound of the whistle, the sound of water flow that suddenly stopped on Maroni's side also resounded.

I don't know if it's because of the whistle, but the boy from the small town who didn't intend to go to the bathroom before also slowly developed a little urge to urinate.

But Maroney quickly put an end to it all.

He shut his mouth, shook his pants, and zipped them up.

Clark immediately realized that the other party was about to leave.

He concentrated his attention and listened to the voices of Bruce and Alfred, but no matter who the master and servant were, they didn't call him.

He didn't get the signal, he had to hold Maroney down.

But what should he do?

A drop of cold sweat slipped from Clark's forehead.Before he had time to think about it, the small town boy called out the other person's last name with a trembling voice: "Maroni?"

The not-so-handsome but handsome young man scratched his forehead and turned around arrogantly: "Huh? You know me?"

It made him look a bit obnoxious and spoiled his handsome appearance.

Clark bites the bullet and said, "I know your girlfriend, Ms. Tate, and I want to interview her, but she seems very difficult to ask, I mean, she turned down my interview request yesterday, can you introduce me? "

Maroney immediately rebuffed: "No."

How can he help a stranger who doesn't know the so-called?He is not a philanthropist!

He snorted coldly, and said defensively, "You really followed me on purpose."

Clark said with difficulty, "I'm not."

Maroney said sarcastically, "Then show me your pee."

He even whistled contemptuously, convinced that this person who approached him with a purpose would never urinate a drop.

But I don't know if Maroney's whistle really has some kind of magical power, or if Clark is too embarrassed and nervous, a sudden urge to urinate emerges.

He was half turned sideways, explaining to Maroney.So unexpectedly, and within reason, a beam of golden liquid was sprayed onto the opponent's dark blue suit pants so suddenly and accurately.

"What are you doing!" Maroni stretched his wet trousers away, looking at the embarrassment that looked like he had pissed his trousers, he almost collapsed.

Clark's mind buzzed, and he froze on the spot.

His brain seemed to be split in two.

Half struggled to say: You are finished, why did you do such a thing?This is so embarrassing!

But the other half proudly said: Don't worry about the means, at least for now, Maroni is held back!Whether it's waiting for the pants to dry, or looking for a girlfriend to send a new one, he must not leave this toilet for at least a quarter of an hour!

Getting no reply, Maroney yelled and repeated, "What the hell are you doing!"

Clark said numbly, "Show you the piss?"

Maroney: "What?"

Clark's brain seemed to be divided, which caused his current reaction to be a little sluggish.

He asked dully, "Can you introduce Ms. Tate for me now?"

Maroni took out a gun from his waist: "I'm going to kill you!"

……

Clark is now encountering a small problem, but Bruce and Alfred, who are a few hundred meters away, are progressing smoothly.

Or it can't be said to be smooth.

After all, Bruce was still a little embarrassed.

He exhaled heavily, and after doing enough mental construction, he walked in the direction of Thalia.

But it was not his ex-girlfriend Thalia who first noticed him, but Matt Murdoch, the lawyer behind her.

"Mr. Wayne?" As soon as Bruce approached, Matt called out his name in surprise and accuracy.

He still doesn't know that his identity has been exposed in front of the three of Ah Fu. After all, Matt can't see it. When he took off the tights before, he naturally ignored the tracker.

In addition, Matt disguised himself as an ordinary audience watching the performance today, so there was no need to completely eliminate his sense of existence, so he greeted Bruce with a natural attitude.

At this time, Ah Fu didn't follow Bruce, but he didn't stay too far away either, he just followed behind his master not far or near.

He prides himself on being an inhuman creature, his steps are light enough, and his sense of presence is low enough. As long as he doesn't speak or approach, he won't be noticed by Matt.

But then, Matt also called out his name: "Why doesn't Mr. Pennyworth come over?"

Ah Fu was a little surprised, not knowing how he was discovered.

He simply walked over directly: "I don't seem to have spoken."

Matt gave an explanation: "My nose is very sensitive, and I can hardly forget the smell after smelling it once."

Ah Fu was a little curious: "What smell am I?"

Matt said with little hesitation, "Night."

"It's very abstract." Ah Fu said incomprehensibly, "What about Master Wayne?"

Bruce coughed, but he couldn't interrupt Matt's answer. This time he thought for a while before saying, "Probably sunshine and hope?"

Afu didn't agree very much. He looked at Bruce and expressed his feelings: "I think Mr. Murdoch may have said the wrong thing?"

Bruce ignored his butler, he just said to Matt friendly: "Meet you again, Mr. Murdoch."

Matt couldn't figure it out.

"Aren't you dating a blind date? Why are you here?" He immediately realized, "Where's Mr. Kent?"

This kind of question was still expected by Ah Fu, and he directly told part of the truth: "He went to the bathroom."

Matt nodded, and then asked: "What about you, Mr. Pennyworth, why did you come to accompany Mr. Wayne on a blind date?"

This question is a bit over the top.

Before Ah Fu could figure out how to answer, there was a sound of cloth rubbing against the armchair in the front seat, followed by a suspicious female voice, who asked hesitantly, "Bruce?"

Bruce's face hardened suddenly.

Thalia turned around.

"It's really you!" She covered her mouth in surprise, and said softly, "Why are you wearing a cat ear headband? I haven't seen you for a few years, and your taste has changed so much? "

Bruce's body froze suddenly.

He finally realized belatedly that he had planned to take off the headband at first, but just now, because of the unexpected situation and the rush, he forgot about it!

So now he, Bruce purses his lips, thinking desperately: Meeting an ex-girlfriend with a goddamn stupid cat ear headband?

The author has something to say:

Talking about Sao or Jiyoushao, when I was thinking about how to let meringue hold Maroni in his footsteps, Jiyou, like a soul mentor, pointed out: pee on his pants!I was instantly amazed and humbled to accept it.

Meringue: I am so difficult (.ξ_.)