Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

When he walked into Arkham, Ah Fu still couldn't understand it.

"What are you doing here?" he asked strangely.

Bruce rushed into the gate like a big bat, and was very dissatisfied when he heard the words: "It's been seven days."

Ah Fu was taken aback: "What?"

Bruce couldn't help complaining: "You didn't even go back to the manor!"

Afu sighed: "Dean Sharp is currently studying the reinforcement of Arkham. I am helping him perfect the plan, and I have no time to go back. When this time passes, I will not be busy, so I can go back to see you on the weekend. gone."

Hearing the business, Bruce became serious. He frowned dissatisfiedly: "Reinforce Arkham? Why didn't you tell me about this? We obviously have videos these days."

Ah Fu glanced at him: "You also said that you chat every day and complain that I don't go home?"

The word "go home" pleases Bruce and miraculously assuages ​​his inner discontent.

For him, the experience of meeting through a cold mobile phone is too bad.Because of the untouchable Ah Fu, it is difficult to give him a sense of reality and satisfaction, and it will only make his yearning even higher...so high that Bruce even suspects that he is sick.

Ah Fu actually didn't notice the little emotions in his master's heart.

He was immersed in the joy of being suddenly unemployed...or maybe it could be called retirement. At this moment of joy, everything else was not important to him.

Yes, Ah Fu retired.

Originally, I thought that I would have to wait until Bruce got married and the children grew up. Who would have thought that a game played by the clown would force him to take his butler status offline ahead of time.

After doing the math, the master is already 28, and he has three sons and a cat. He has endless money, a lot of men and women, and more night watch assistants. The role he plays seems to be It is no longer unique and indispensable.

So unplanned early retirement, it seems not bad?

Without carrying the weight of the Bat family on his back, Ah Fu suddenly felt that his life was very free, so he planned to take this opportunity to do a good job in Arkham's security project. After a while, he resigned and went to travel around the world. But I didn't have time to play all kinds of sports, I played all kinds of sports, and finally settled down in a city with beautiful mountains and rivers, or a city with a developed economy, and found a big-breasted girl who was like me...or a muscular guy?No matter what it is, spending the rest of your life together is very pleasant to think about.

Because of this comfort, he was much more tolerant of Bruce's surprise visit.

After all, after a while, he resigned and went to travel around the world. I'm afraid it won't be a matter of not being able to see him for a few days. It is also right to spend time with the former master now.

Thinking of this, Ah Fu eased his face, and said to Bruce in a good voice: "You came to Arkham just to see me? Nothing else?"

Bruce said stiffly: "Of course not!"

Ah Fu asked, "So?"

Bruce thought about it guiltily: "I want to talk to you about the clown. He hid himself so well this time and didn't come out to make trouble, so I was a little helpless for a while."

Although it was a temporary excuse, but after he finished speaking, he really felt worried.

The clown is like a gangster, if he is not brought back to Arkham, everyone in Gotham can't feel at ease.

In the past, when the lunatic escaped from prison, he would always make troubles non-stop, so that he could become the most beautiful boy in Gotham City, but this time, for some reason, after he left with Ah Fu's body, there was a real silence. The ruins were gone, and Bruce searched for a whole week, but he couldn't find him.

This matter has become a stone that weighs on Bruce's heart. I am afraid that only Ah Fu's comfort can give him temporary relief and take a breath.

Thinking of this, Bruce asked expectantly: "Are you going home tonight? The children miss you very much..."

Ah Fu: "... Miss my cookie?"

Bruce said disapprovingly: "Of course I miss you, and of course I miss your cookies occasionally."

Ah Fu shook his head with a smile, and then heard Bruce sigh and say, "I miss you too."

Once he opened his mouth, it was as if a switch had been turned on, and the words that he had been awkwardly unable to say before poured out all at once.

"I'm not used to it, Fu." Bruce frowned, looking a little helpless and pitiful, "Without your Wayne Manor, suddenly the feeling of home is missing, even if there are servants for daily maintenance and children They were noisy, but the manor suddenly turned into a cold building, no longer warm, and no longer makes me look forward to it. Ah Fu, I really miss you."

Ah Fu's expression was moved for a moment: "Bruce..."

"So." Bruce changed the subject and said stiffly, "Follow me home tonight."

Ah Fu: "...not tonight, wait until next Friday."

Going back to the manor on Friday night, and then spending two full days with Bruce, should be considered a good plan.

After soothing the empty and lonely big bat for a while, Ah Fu drove him away impatiently.After all, the clown is still at large, and Bruce is tired of staying in Arkham, so he might as well go out and catch the clown.

……

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the agreed time to go home.

During this period, Ah Fu made many suggestions for the construction of Arkham to Dean Sharp, and some of them were indeed adopted. It can be regarded as the result of the busy two weeks.

Bruce also finally caught the clown back, far away from Gotham, even far away from the United States, in a military factory near the desert.What made him a little concerned was that he didn't find the "corpse" of the butler. He almost searched through the clown's temporary base, but the replica of the butler was still nowhere to be found.

On Friday, Bruce took the butler's son Tom back to the manor in a fair and honest manner as a Gotham baby. He called it "seeing things...seeing people and thinking about others" to deal with the ubiquitous big and small media.

At eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, the sports car drove into the manor and parked firmly in the garage.

The children were all asleep, and Batman, who hadn't partnered for a long time, and his first logistics assistant, Afu, finally got together again.By the time they finished their night watch work tacitly, it was almost 04:30 in the morning.

The two, who were physically exhausted but energetic, washed up briefly, put on their nightgowns, and lay down on the same big bed in an orderly manner.

After the silence, there was embarrassment, and after the embarrassment, Ah Fu coughed in a disguise: "Are you still sleeping together?"

Bruce said with reason: "Dick and the others are asleep, walking around woke them up, Dick and Jason are okay, if they wake up Damian, they should be busy."

This is true, the Batcave leads directly to Bruce's room, and it is indeed much more convenient to sleep here.

Ah Fu seemed convinced.

But a new trouble appeared again, I didn't feel it before, why come back this time, and share the same bed with Bruce, so I can't tell the awkwardness and discomfort?

Bruce probably thought similarly, so both of them stiffened at the same time, lying motionless on the bed, forcing themselves to fall asleep.

At this moment, a deafening siren rang through the manor, and Bruce suddenly turned over and sat up, frowning: "Intruders."

Ah Fu said vigilantly, "Go down and have a look..."

Before he finished speaking, the window of Bruce's bedroom was suddenly shattered with a "bang", and a red and blue figure they were all too familiar with flew in.

He was tall and handsome, wearing a tights that accentuated his figure, standing shyly at the window, looking at Bruce hesitantly.

Bruce: "?"

A suspicious blush appeared on Superman's cheeks: "Bruce, I have to come to see you, yes, I mustered up the courage, just to come here to tell you something."

Ah Fu: "??"

Superman stamped his feet shyly, twisted his fingers and said: "I like you Bruce, I like your handsomeness, chicness, wit and conversation. Of course, my favorite is still your big chest muscles."

Bruce & Ah Fu: "???"

Is Superman crazy?What the hell are you talking about?