Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Bruce's brows were almost tied into a knot, looking at Clark who was still "acting", he just felt ridiculous.

Ah Fu did not forget to take out his mobile phone and record this commemorative classic scene, and took the time to remind: "Is he under magic? Superman's resistance to magic does not seem to be high."

Bruce took out a narrow bottle of viscous liquid from the bedside table, and walked over with a disgusted face.

Ah Fu poked his head a little curiously, and had to say, at first glance, this thing really looked like something indescribable.

"What's this? Lubricating fluid?" He deliberately showed a surprised expression, and said hypocritically, "I didn't expect you to be such a Batman."

Bruce glanced at him indifferently, and explained with a black face: "This is a magnetic field detection spray."

Ah Fu tentatively said, "Unfamiliar name."

"Just like you think." Bruce said, "During the week you abandoned me, Lucius and I researched new equipment, but it's still in testing, and the performance is a bit unstable."

Ah Fu accurately grasped the point in a passage: "...abandoned?"

Bruce pursed his lips: "Isn't it?"

"Okay." Ah Fu reluctantly accepted this statement, but he still couldn't help questioning: "But you call this thing...spray?"

Bruce didn't speak any more, just pointed the nozzle at Superman and pressed the switch, proving this with practical actions.

The originally viscous transparent liquid in the bottle did not know what changes it had undergone. The moment it left the spout, it actually turned into a mist, spraying the big man who was twisting shyly.

Afu had to admit that Bruce was right, it was indeed a spray.

"So you're going to use it to detect magnetic fields, to see if magic is involved?" he asked.

"Inaccurate." Bruce said and took out a black square device the size of a palm. "Add this."

He put the black cube on the table, pointed it at Superman, and pressed the switch, and then a beam of light shot out from the center of the device, and it shone through.

Superman obviously felt uncomfortable, his expression gradually became painful, and he twisted his waist to avoid the light.

"Hold him down." Bruce adjusted the intensity and direction of the beam, and ordered concisely.

Ah Fu hurried over and fixed the other party in place. He saw the transparent light gradually turn into a light pink light, silently shining on Clark's body, and couldn't help being curious: "What does this represent?"

Bruce said: "If there is magic affecting the magnetic field, the beam of light will rotate at the part receiving the magic. The stronger the magic attack suffered, the faster the rotation frequency will be. But now nothing happens except the color change."

Ah Fu asked: "What's the matter with changing color?"

Bruce shook his head: "I don't know yet."

Ah Fu: "...but I can't control him soon."

Superman is very strong, even if it is a superman in an abnormal state, Ah Fu can't control him for too long.Almost as soon as he finished speaking, Clark broke free from the shackles, shocked Al Fu far away, and rushed towards Bruce without hesitation.

Bruce looked at him warily and put on a defensive posture: "What do you want to do?"

Superman stared into Bruce's eyes aggrievedly, choked up and said, "It hurts, I hurt so much from the light, I need to rub Bruce's big chest muscles to heal!"

Bruce had an obvious blue vein on his forehead: "Be normal for me!"

Superman did not return to normal after all, he suddenly stopped acting coquettishly and twisting, and rushed towards Bruce forcefully, burying his head on the other's firm and predictable chest, rubbing it back and forth non-stop, and letting out comfortable sighs from time to time.

Bruce didn't react in astonishment, he was held upright by the other party, so that he lost the opportunity and couldn't break free for a while.

Bruce's face darkened completely.

Ah Fu was shocked far away by Clark, he ran back rubbing his sore arm, saw this scene at a glance, and his mind was instantly blank.

It was obviously a worrisome scene, but why wasn't the emotion surging in his heart guard and anxiety?

It can be regarded as a scene that makes people laugh, but the emotion is not laughing and gloating.

That emotion is so strange, yet vaguely familiar, like...

Just like a few months ago, when Bruce and Clark pretended to be blind dates and behaved intimately, the slight discomfort in my heart surged.

At that time, he attributed it to the fact that the two people were not suitable, so the conflict arose, and he was afraid that they would do a fake show for real.

But now?

Now there are no blind dates or dates, and he also knows that the two of them will not become lovers, but why is the discomfort in his heart more obvious and stronger than before?

Ah Fu fell into deep doubts.

"What are you still doing?" Bruce had to increase the volume to wake up the sluggish Ah Fu, "Pull him away!"

Ah Fu finally came to his senses, and then he grabbed Superman's arm and tried his best, but he couldn't pull away the out-of-witted, small-town boy who kept shouting "big pecs".

"Mr. Kent is too rude." He said sourly, "Tom's figure is still too thin, and he doesn't even have a decent chest muscle. If it's the housekeeper or Al's, he might be able to induce him to let you go... Wait, I seem to have an idea?"

Bruce realized something, his face suddenly turned green: "Don't even think about it!"

Ah Fu didn't listen at all, and still held Clark with Tom's body, but he transformed into another clone at the same time.

After hesitating for a moment between the old butler, who was taller than Bruce, and the agent Al, who had bigger chest muscles than the butler, he finally chose the younger Al.He controlled Al to sit on the sofa, so that his good figure could be more prominent, and then quickly switched back to Tom. At the moment when Superman was distracted, he joined forces with Bruce and quickly tore him away.

Superman locked his eyes on the clone's pectoral muscles, completely switching targets.

Ah Fu breathed a sigh of relief, and laughed: "It seems that Mr. Kent is not very loyal to your 'like'."

But Bruce's face was still stinky, he glared at Alfred, then turned his head, fixedly staring at the back of Superman's neck.

A layer of goosebumps slowly climbed up the stupid big man's skin, even though he was unconscious now, he still felt a sense of fear that his life was threatened.Clark barely restrained the pink bubbles around him, and looked around vigilantly.

Batman went down to the Batcave with a cold face, and ran back quickly.It's just that when he came back, he had an extra box in his hand.

Seeing the lines on the box, Ah Fu guessed what it was: "Kryptonite? What are you doing with Kryptonite?"

The cause of Superman's abnormality has not been found out yet, what effect can kryptonite play?

Bruce said coldly: "At least it can calm down that big fool."

The combination lock of the box was turned, and the lid was lifted without hesitation. Under the shroud of green light, Superman, who could not be controlled by anyone, suddenly became fatigued and collapsed on the ground.

But at the same time, the faint pink halo on his body gradually weakened and faded.

Superman knelt on the ground on one knee, propped up his upper body with his hands, and his eyes regained clarity for a short time.

Ah Fu looked at Bruce in surprise: "It actually works?"

Bruce snorted coldly, but didn't answer.

Perhaps because he remembered what he had done, Superman's face was greener than Bruce's before. He squeezed out a flattering smile on his face, and said cautiously, "Bruce..."

"You're dead," Bruce replied declaratively.

Clark: "..."

Ah Fu sighed: "So what happened to you?"

Clark reacted belatedly: "Is there anyone else here?"

So how do you explain his weirdness?Not only did he visit Gotham's richest man in the middle of the night, but he also coveted other people's big chest muscles. Do you want the reputation of Superman?

"Worrying about this now?" Bruce pointed to Al behind him, "There's another one there, or the big pecs you like."

"...I was plotted against by Luthor." Superman chose to change the subject, "I don't have the strength now, please help me take off the cloak."

It seems the problem is with the cape?Ah Fu squatted down|, and quickly took off Superman's red cape.

Superman breathed a sigh of relief: "It's the pink kryptonite I've never seen before. After I was illuminated by its halo, my sanity began to go wrong. Luthor took the opportunity to fix it in the buckle of my cloak, and I barely ran away." It’s now like this. Bruce, it’s all right now, can you take your share of kryptonite?”

"I think?" Bruce looked at him blankly: "You still need to calm down."

Superman: "..."

Bruce pulled out Fen Krypton and put it in his pocket: "Leave this place for the famous Superman, Tom, take Al, and we're leaving."

Superman: "Don't leave me, Bruce!"

What responded to him was an empty room, and the green kryptonite that never left him.

Clark was heartbroken, and this time he was really about to cry.

……

After leaving the bedroom, Ah Fu took back Al's duplicate body, and the two walked into the housekeeper's room in silence, without speaking a word along the way.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

There was something wrong with Bruce's state, which Ah Fu had noticed before.But for some reason, after they walked into the room and Bruce locked the door again, the feeling of something wrong suddenly increased to the peak.

The premonition that had saved him countless times screamed crazily, Ah Fu stepped back unconsciously, then tripped on the edge of the bed, and fell down on the bed.

Ah Fu's Adam's apple slid up and down: "Bruce?"

Bruce's lips were almost pursed into a straight line, his eyes were still a little dazed and unbelievable, and he took a step forward like this: "I didn't understand at first why I would be so angry when you turned out a copy to attract Kent Unwilling."

Ah Fu blinked quickly: "I don't really want to know the answer."

Bruce continued to move forward: "I can't accept him looking at you like that, even if it's just a copy that I'm not familiar with."

Ah Fu felt that he couldn't let him continue: "Hey, I'm sleepy."

"But I get it now." Bruce walked over to the bed.

As he got closer and closer to Ah Fu, his eyes gradually faded away and became firm.He stood by the bed, looking deeply at his relatives, best friends, and partners.

Ah Fu was so nervous that he almost held his breath. He always felt that if he answered the words, many things would change. He was obviously very resistant, but for some reason... he was somewhat looking forward to it for no reason.

Bruce laughed softly suddenly: "Maybe I should thank Kent, he made me understand that that kind of relationship is neither family nor friendship."

Bruce doesn't laugh often, but his laughter is really nice, with a slight hoarseness and a hint of drunkenness, like a mellow wine, which makes people indulge in it.

Ah Fu was a little bewitched: "What is that?"

Bruce bent down, looked into his eyes seriously, and said softly, "I like it."

Ah Fu's heart suddenly beat violently. He heard the loud "bang bang" in his body, but he could still calmly ask: "Mr. Kent likes your big pectoral muscles so much?"

Bruce: "...No."

Ah Fu: "Is that what you do with Cover Girl?"

Bruce: "What the hell are you thinking?"

Alfred: "Or the one you had with Ms. Rachel?"

Bruce: "...Rachel is the past that is over, but you are my present and future."

Ah Fu fell into silence for more than five seconds, and then said: "God, Bruce, you actually fell in love with your uncle?"

Bruce: "...Ah Fu, trust me, you're cuter when you're not talking."

As he spoke, he bent down unbearably, and sternly blocked that disappointing mouth.

Ah Fu was silent for nearly ten seconds this time, then put his hands on Bruce's shoulders, and pushed him away easily: "Wait, I haven't agreed yet..."

Bruce's face darkened again.

Why the hell didn't the "kryptonite" deal with Ah Fu?Why is his Ah Fu so powerful that he despairs?

Ah Fu said dissatisfiedly: "You can't do this, this should be a matter between two people, and it can only be done with the consent of both parties."

Although he has never experienced feelings, he still knows what he should understand.

Bruce said stiffly, "What do you think, Fu?"

Ah Fu once again thought of the discomfort in his heart when Bruce and Clark behaved intimately. He seemed to have a sudden enlightenment, and later realized that the discomfort might not be a simple butler mentality, but what Bruce said ...that kind of like?

He reminisced about the previous kiss, suddenly licked his lips, and said with bright eyes: "It seems, it's not bad?"

Bruce's voice suddenly became tense: "Then don't talk."

He leaned down again, but unlike the cherished and moving light kiss before, this time the kiss was intense and violent, as if he wanted to swallow that person into his bone marrow and completely integrate him into one.

They hugged each other tightly, as if they wanted to make up for everything that was missing before.

Bruce's forehead was covered with a fine layer of sweat beads, and a drop slid down the corner of his forehead, dripping on the sea-blue sheets with a "da".

Ah Fu suddenly took a breath, and he suddenly raised his neck, looking into Bruce's sea-blue eyes.

He saw the same sea-blue sheets in those swollen eyes, and on the sheets, he showed a strange expression he had never seen before.

"I'm sure, Bruce." He said softly, "I probably like you too."

"perhaps?"

"Hiss—it must, it must, damn it, I'm already sixty years old, can't you respect the old and be gentle?"

"Really, shut up, Fu, I beg you."

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Sewell inherits an estate, a dating agency on the verge of bankruptcy.

He pushed open the dilapidated and painted iron door of the office, looked through the thick blind date registration list on the table with a crippled leg, and then suddenly found that the Chaoying and Chaofan who he was familiar with were all registered on it, and None were successful.

So, the reason why the super-reverses are boring and messing around is just because the moon is dark and the wind is cool, and there is no partner?

Sewell had an epiphany.

He began to contribute to world peace and dedicatedly introduced clients to blind dates.

Shortly after.

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Tina the Dragon is out of a job.

As the rare female dragon of the dragon family, she doesn't want to catch ugly and funny princesses, nor does she want to play games with ugly and smelly brave men.

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Evil Dragon: Stunning in the world!

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